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WOW. so I had no Idea what to expect in this very different role for Ashton Kutcher. Deeply emotional subject matter didn't seem his forte but he played the withdrawn and disconnected charector well and when it was time for big emotion it delivered with precise jabs. Michelle Pfeiffer is stunning and the film memorable though quite slowly paced. Have patience and give this heavy drama a shot only if you like the heavyhearted emotion drama genre. Hope this is Helpful!

Slumdog Millionaire

--NO SPOILERS EVER!!-- Why is this a must see? There are NO Hollywood tricks gimmicks or special effects. No explosions CGI or magic. Gimmicks are avoided here to focus on the story. What TO expect is two fold; storytelling and filmmaking. The STORY has an incredibly significant & inspiring message. Every life experience adds to who you are and what you know. Whether you believe in destiny or not it is a comforting truth to see value in perseverance. --MESSAGE ONLY NO SPOILER-- The story itself is about an underdog. It is a touching heartwarming story of love. Love for a brother for one. And also it features unstoppable love fueled quest to reconcile with a true love lost. This has enough heart to melt every unquenchable hopeless romantic. And yet the real word action and dark side is intense enough with torture, murder, chases and more. It will keep even the unaffected realist interested. FINALLY the filmmaking is a marvel! The use of editing is remarkable. It is used to artistically foreshadow events to come; to chronologically tell a life story through flashbacks anchored of course by a game show and then to flash back the significant moments revealing a deeper layer of meaning. It is BEAUTIFUL! These elements going for it is enough to warrant a must see from me. A few friends reported the movie seemed normal scene by scene, so I reeled in my expectations for a supernaturally special experience. I recommend the same for mainstream viewers. Gurus, buffs, and filmmakers will find tremendous fodder for celebration; while ALL viewers will find a heartwarming, well-told, inspiring -sometimes tragic story, underscored by great music and likeable characters. IN SHORT: it receives my highest stamp of recommendation a MUST see! Hope this is Helpful!

Jet Li's Fearless

Fearless is not just a phenomenal martial arts movie it is the final installment of Jet Li's life work in the art of Mu Shu (sp?). Yes the choreography is brilliant and but even more than that this touching story of a misguided fighter seeking the path but also tells everything Li felt necessary to be said about the art AND it is symbolically a story that parallels Li's own life. Be sure to watch the special features on the disc are a highlight. This is a must see for MA fans and Li fans particularly. Hope this is Helpful!

Bolt

Bolt is tons of fun for the whole family. The kids loved it. A new look for an underdog type hero and for me it seemed reminiscent of the old inspector Gadget days (but maybe that is just because the girl Penny has lots of gadgets and her dog saves the day). Miley Cyris, John Travolta and the rest of the voice cast is terrific! The CGI crisp and visually a delight. The characters are very likable and nicely developed. It becomes much more a heartfelt story of personal growth than I expected. Its filled with good action and decent dose of comedy. Everyone in the family will be pleased with this immensely feel good film. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

The Visitor

The Visitor may be slowly paced but it kept me glued the whole time. The characters are very likable. the message is strong and you can't help but to root for them with all your heart. I liked the concept but the movie has as much heart ache as it does hart warming feel. It is not a feel good film but a quest to find himself and to find happiness or at least peace is one many people will relate to. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Death Note

WOW. Death Note - Desu n�to is a three anime episode series that bring the manga (Japanese comic) to big screen and now DVD. I am new the series. I haven't seen the comic and I held of on the live action films until now. This is sensational story becomes a supernatural thriller, a battle of wits and journey into the nature of human. Light Yagami is an overachieving student headed to be a lawyer. Is he capable of handle the absolute power given in this notebook he found? Would anybody do better? Is his form of justice good for humanity if less than fair? Many thought provoking concepts arise. The story gets of to a slow start but as the detectives tracking him and move closer and another mysterious adversary challenges him directly, the tension builds to a thrilling edge of your seat adventure that will appeal to beginner and experienced anime fans! Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Wanted

Wanted is Great fun! If you thought the Matrix Bullet time was cool, just wait until you see this! YEAH MAN!! =) Too call them "stylish" is not doesn't start to describe what you are about to see. This is high paced action with an interesting twist or two. It does require the suspension of disbelief but you knew that if you watched the preview. This is a type of superhero film that hits all the points it aims for has a decent story too. Action fans are going to love this thrill ride! Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

The Amateurs

[3.5*] This is not at all what I was expecting. It is not a gutter comedy about an adult film its actually an inspirational drama about a town full of friends coming together and about a father and son relationship. Much more touching and much less sexy than expected but certainly worth watching anyway! The film is loaded with an a list cast and with the exception of some very slow moments it becomes a very touching drama. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Big Stan

I knew nothing about this going in. Rob Schneider is hit or miss on comedy but when I saw David Carradine I was intrigued. The entire movie is over the top ridiculous, completely unbelievable and almost entirely tongue in cheek. The initial joke is funny but gets beaten to death to the point of becoming obnoxious and offensive. As my friend PGDGM points out in another great review. At the point I was about to lose hope it becomes a martial arts training movie which peeked my interest again. Unfortunately it is down hill from there. I did not turn it off early. I did laugh a couple of time but mostly I was preoccupied with other tasks and never fully captivated. It is equal opportunity racism so everyone gets a chance to be offended. If it were a bit more believable I could have given it 3 full stars for effort but with an abundance of roll your eyes it barley scrapes by. Still its entertaining at spots and if you are not offendeable it may be worth a peek. but keep the expectation low. Hope this is Helpful!

Quantum of Solace

How is it that James Bond never ages never becomes tiresome or out of date and never dies? you would think after so many years and so many films there would be nothing left. SO NOT TRUE! This incarnation of the great hero follows Casino Royale but evolves in tone to a darker more aggressive intense 007. The fights are more violent than the flashy stylish choreography we have seen before. While there is all the elements you expect form bond this intense fight the big explosions the chases and even more. This time there is more attitude a resolve that says this time it more than just my fun game. I like this gruff tone and found Quantum of Solace to be a fresh bond despite the many times we have seen this character. Highly Recommended for Bond fans and even for those who gave up on him. Hope this is Helpful!

Gardens of the Night

Gardens of the Night is on the surface EXTREMELY depressing. if you dig enough there is a survivor story in there but it is heavy dark and hard to watch especially for parents. Tom Arnold does a creepy but possibly innocent but still untrustworthy character very well. You never really know his intentions until, well you'll see. I described the movie Trade as a truly terrible story. Heart wrenchingly horrifyingly terrible. This is not quite that affecting but its the basic idea. A bit of trade meets the darker side of Slumdog Millionaire. There is that survivor story the, buddy friendship story of the boy she leans on but this will not leave inspired or warmed it will more than likely leave you heartbroken and depressed. From a productions standpoint the acting is solid the filming is good, but the story itself was too dark and gritty for me to call it enjoyable. I am sure some viewers are going to like this a lot more than I did so this is not a warning against it just a suggestion to approach the film with caution. Hope this is Helpful!

Twilight

Reviews are mixed and opinions split on Twilight. There are several reasons for this. First the book is popular. Book fans either love it enough to accept the movie or hate that its not as good as the book. Vampire film genre fans are split on this as well because it does not fit the typical fast pace dark Gothic even violent or sexy themes that usually are expected in a vampire film. This is a Romeo & Juliet romance! It is not as good as the book (how could it be) and it is different from what vampire fans expect (subdued and paced methodically) and so the market for people who like this is not the same as the people the previews and marketing suggested. This is a romantic teen drama with a bit of after school special tone It approaches the vampire lore from a perspective much closer to the of the real vampire movement than the typical Dracula fantasy we all have of vampires. My wife said it felt like a woman writer and director it was tender. Of course that is true (she deduced it with out knowing). So even if you are not a teenage girl in love with the book there may be something to enjoy. I am a 31 year old male but one who does watch teen drama, blame it on the cousins ;-). Edward is a morose and tortured soul who feels his life has little or no purpose. Bella is new to town and to school. In the film you need to accept that passion they feel is deep. Giving it a little faith and grace was all it took to find this particularly enjoyable. Series aside it is certainly unique enough as a film to warrant a peek from many viewers. Hope this is Helpful!

Wonder Woman

This is with out question the best Wonder Woman available. Its not the best DC Comics ever animated but it is an important Origin story to revive this neglected heroine! Where to even begin? Wonder Woman has never gotten a fair shake in the on film. She appeared in All Star Comics #8, December of 1941. Winning a fan base as a unique look in comic books and the first really strong woman in comics. WW2 at hand women's roles were changing and a Strong, Smart and Sexy woman was welcomed. In the comics she has been a great character. She paved the way for other female heroes and still topped them all. To pop culture unfortunately the perception of feminist or a hero for the women is a stigma too often attached and one hard to shake off. While I liked the 70's TV series it was really goofy and low budget. The appeal of the TV series was Lynda Carter -easy on the eyes wearing leotard that showed legs appealed to men and a woman who could wail on the men appealed to everyone but...great? No. And it did not advance the character. Xena Warrior Princess did more for the perception of Wonder Woman since subconsciously the likenesses could not be denied. Where has Wonder Woman been in film? ITS ABOUT TIME!! This is an Origin story that will introduce all those not familiar and re-capture the love of all fans waiting for this more than 60 years! It is a thorough Origin story laying all the necessary ground work. The script does deal with the perception of man and the integration the Amazons face. It becomes a charming story of love with out losing the excitement of the battles. The comedy is solid and voices spectacular. Just look at the ensemble cast, I'm outta room or I could sing there praises. The only flaw is that the animation is decided PG to PG-13 and I could have used a bit more brutality BUT that would have turned off some of the potential new viewers. The series is going to continue in this medium an THANKFULLY! Highly Recommended for all viewers! Hope this is Helpful!

Punisher: War Zone

Punisher: War Zone (2008) is a very different tone than the more polished bright colors of the introspective 2004 Origin story. In this movie there is no Frank Castle! This is ALL PUNISHER! It is gritty, dark excessively violent and has the tone the comics aimed for. Critics will point out that this movie struggles in the script having week dialog and focuses on 80s type shootem up thuggish killing. Fans will find this may border on throw back cult classic with 80s-ish street thug killing, pulp detective fiction hits the screen with an angry make-em-pay tone. This is the has the same atmosphere as the Darkman movie and its sequels. Its no secret that Darkman (the other dark masked vigilante in marvels line up) is a late addition but a throw back to pulp style writing and the movie to 30 horror look. Punisher: War Zone will have the same effect, collecting a cult following anxious for more of this Character. I am one of the people who enjoy the vengeful tone, the revenge the violence and yes the hard choices that have to be made involving life and death. If blowing the brains out of a bad guy makes your chest swell then you may be right for this movie. Ray Stevenson was the perfect casting choice. While changing actors for the character is not always a safe gamble Stevenson plays the part like the character was written better than anyone has and brings the necessary swagger and attitude. It is definitely one for the FANS and not for the Critics. There are no Iron Man Stunts or Spiderman morals it is an unapologetic bloody actioner that gets the testosterone flowing and the arms beating on your chest while snarling and shout "take that mofo". BANG BANG! Splatter! I LOVE IT! lol. Not everyone will. Do not go here looking for inspirational or insightful dialog. This is about delivering justice PUNISHER STYLE! Hope this is Helpful!

The Punisher

Now that I have seen Punisher: War Zone (2008) I am back tracking to review The Punisher (2004) since these to are interesting to look at side by side. I have been a Fan of the comic book and read many but not all. I have never been able to get the old Dolph Lundren movie on DVD so I can't comment on it but heard it was poor from reliable sources. When I saw this movie I was immediately elated to see the character I liked in a dark action movie and in 2004 it was a 5* movie. However it pales tremendously to the spectacular Batman Begins of (2005) so I may drop it to 3.75 now if I were to make a change. This has been the fate of The Punisher as a character in pop-culture. Punisher stands out in the comic books as the darkest of the Marvel Characters and to me Frank Castle was always the Marvel response to DC comics Bruce Wayne. DC does dark and tortured souls much better than Marvel, while marvels strength has been on heart and inspirational overcoming stories. Clearly both camps have great characters and this generalization is not fair 100% but its more true than not. This Punisher (2004) movie is an origin story. And it has heart! It focuses on the man Frank Castle. It covers the before, the breaking of the man and the reason for the birth of The Punisher. There is a moral dilemma, guilt and pain as he evolves into the man he would ultimately become. As a broken and lonely man he does not make friends easily and the movie deals with his adjusting to a new life. There are of course bad guys and very cool fights and shoots and fast paced stylized gun fights and this blew my mind in 2004. The last several years have pushed the limits even further but that takes nothing away from this movie standing solid as a worthwhile Origin story and a good instruction to the character for the unacquainted viewers especially if you plan to see Punisher: War Zone (2008). Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Season 2

Season 2 of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is even better than season one. Throughout the season the twists escalate. "Who is who and who is hiding what;" are the mysteries that make this series even more than a great action series. It is clever and it tells that part of the story the movies never hit. What happens between the message and the war. What happens during Skynets evolution. This is a great addition to the movie series but it takes a different tone. Season one focused a lot on Sarah Conner and her desire to protect her son. Which is perfect chronological order, because season two focuses on the personal growth and challenge John faces. he is learning the lessons he need to be the leader that future John becomes. Of course I mustn't neglect to point out the fights and action are as great as the drama. VERY highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Meatballs

Meatballs (1979) is the epitome of teen camping classic. This genre was flooded with films in era and I think almost everyone I know has seen this one. It not that its original or exceptional by any writing or filming standard its just a great balance of humor and coming of age teen topics (boy like girls and girls tease them back) and underdog story. everyone of the camping movies has a competition the less popular versus the more popular camp. This one predates so many copies and though its not the best camp movie ever its a good one with lots of laugh and paved a way. Its nostalgic and Murry is great. His speech "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" is unforgettable. What makes this come together so well is the likable characters. It is not one of the unrated teen gutter comedies we see today, it is a light comedic look at the dirty mind and teases with out ever becoming exploitative. Which will please some viewers and disappoint others. In the end its a feel good classic teen comedy that I recommend! Hope this is Helpful!

Fight Science

WOW!! If you dig this stuff this inside look goes deeper than I have ever seen before. I love Mixed Martial Arts but never realized the physiological make up of these master athletes is nothing short of superhuman. These skilled MMA masters have not only perfectly conditioned there bodies but they also keep there mind sharp for strategy that goes far beyond other sports of physical combat. MMA is a hybrid complex sport that optimizes techniques from boxing, karate, Kung Fu, Kickboxing, Wresting, jujitsu. They alter there very muscles bones and nerves and condition there minds to withstand physical conditions a normal human body could never stand. They not only have to land blows but withstand impacts that would crush other humans. Are MMA the most all around physically disciplined athletes? It seems hard to refute. maybe one heavyweight boxer has a heavier blow but in the all around we include the kick too. Measured on a crash test dummy you would fair better in car crash than one of these blows. Not only does this fascinating National geographic series dig into the techniques but they drop a superhuman into an ice bath and measure the bodies reactions. long after a normal human should have been dead they add more ice and show what the mind is doing to alter the muscle and blood flow to protect the core. Even if you have never watched the Ultimate Fighting Championships this high quality study of human physiology uses CGI to illustrate inner organ and muscle reactions and will certainly spark your interest in the peek conditioning the body is capable of and it will introduce you to the sport! The ultimate fighter is a trained warrior. A combination of genetic advantage and rigorous training! This is no ordinary human. If you are a fan of the sport and the science behind it this is a must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Season 1

Star Wars: The Clone Wars is specifically targeted at star wars junkie like me who can't get enough and at a younger audience. It is successfully winning over my kids and cousins to the starwars world. Loaded with action and more battles this is great animated TV. It is not big budget cutting edge movie quality animation. We have all seen CGI that blows your mind. this doesn't but it is extremely easy to watch and like. Simply fun. Its not one I need to see every week but I do most of the time. On Cartoons Network there are time a little 30 minute episode is exactly what you want. Recommended for Star Wars fanatics with kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Far and Away

Far and Away was a huge surprise to me 10 plus years ago. It takes place in three different worlds. Ireland, New York, and the unsettled West. It is a 19th century romance, a rich girl and poor boy have the obvious conflict and then find they have more in common than initially obvious. It becomes a quest. An epic journey to find a place to settle. He wants land. She wants freedom. They have great chemistry. I am not always a fan of period pieces but this one has something to offer so many viewers. A love story, a fighter a bit of the west is a little bit of everything and in the end spread just a little thin but still very worth the watch. With Saint Patrick's Day around the corner I am prone to re-visits some Irish faves and this one along with the opposite of it in every way Boondock Saints were two that came to mind and as an instant watch option its a solid pick. Hope this is Helpful!

Dollhouse: Season 1

Dollhouse: Season One is a fox SMASH HIT! I was concerned after episode one. The pilot was good but the challenging Friday night time slot is a difficult slot on the line up to get established. Good is not enough it had to be great. Well in no time flat Dollhouse stepped up to great. Connecting themes and increased interwoven drama that carries over from one episode to the next keeps you watching regularly more than just checking in from time to time. Despite my concerns I stuck with it to the point that Eliza Dusku has thoroughly worked her way into my heart. Yes, I think I have a TV crush;-) LOL. It is exciting and the very premise carries with it unlimited future possibility. Echo (Dushku) is a sexy strong lead with the vulnerability of a rag doll, every time she is reset, wiped, it makes for a very likable character whom you will grow to care for. I am hooked. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Ben X

This heart wrenching tale of a boy with Asperger's syndrome is emotionally challenging but cinematically intriguing. There are two worlds we are introduced to. One is from inside Bens mind looking out and the other is from the perspective of others looking at him. He never fully integrates these worlds and that is the quest, his endgame if you will, to effectively communicate a message. Ben's world is revealed to us through his Role Playing Video Game. RPG fans will easily understand how the fantasy world can be a real way to perceive the world around us. For Ben this is even more the case. He is a pretty normal kid inside his head but the world out there well that one is hard for him to communicate in. That brings with it obstacles and enemies and so he can deal with processing this input Ben converts it in to RPG perspective. That way it is calculable and measurable and easier to process. This also allows us as a viewer a glimpse into his minds and surprisingly communicates more about his feelings than he would be able to himself. In his world Ben has reached a level 80 warrior and has a relationship with healer. It is a coping process. That fantasy world symbolically represents events and characters in his life and makes this interesting to watch as a film making concept. When I had to see the cruelty of some of these kids it really broke my heart!!! It brought a tear to eye more than once for me and completely infuriated to a point of physical anger and pain at other times. For me the subtitles were a challenge, because the film switches often to interviews almost documentary style and the words are important. It was a lot to read for me but most viewers will not have that challenge if you are comfortable with subtitles. Nonetheless this touching and devastating heart wrenching beautiful story is HIGHLY recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Jerry Seinfeld: I'm Telling You for the Last Time

I am not a big stand up comedy fan though I do watch some from time to time. A NF friend FireCoral recommended this for my family and it was a good choice! Outside of the word Hell and a couple of God damns that slip out its suitable to watch in front of the kids and yet thoroughly funny and wholesomely adult aimed. I actually like Jerry Seinfeld here more than I did on his Sitcom, (though I liked that because of its full cast talent). It is definitely a throwback for me to a time back when comedy didn't have to be pervy or politically incorrect (I like that too but timing who to watch it with is the challenge). This this I played Hot Wheels race track with my son while watching and he kept asking "daddy what funny, what funny?" When I consistently had to crack up. Well worth the watch and (mostly) family friendly. A good choice for a light feel good viewing experience that'll leave you smiling! =) Hope this is Helpful!

The Boondock Saints

"Come on its Saint Patty's Day its all in good fun!" With every movie featuring good old Irish boys none rate higher in my book than The Boondock Saints. This is a LOVE or HATE movie. This is FAR over the top super-hero supernatural bad@ss stylistic vigilante violence. Do not look for a believable plot here. Its not for everyone but I LOVED every second of it. The religious bible quotes that 'justify' the machismo make my spine tingle. I can't help but to smile. Whether Pulp Fiction or Hot Fuzz no one can help but to drop titles and so I'll join in. It is a perfect use of exploiting the cliches on purpose with a tongue in cheek tone so you know this should be ridiculous but instead you both laugh and cheer while gasping in a state of awe. =) The implication explaining these fantastic killing abilities is that God is on their side. This story showcases Irish Pride. Brotherly love and sensational killing prowess. "The true evil is in the indifference of good men." These boys CHANGE THAT!! The writing is hilarious, the prospects outlandish, the actions unbelievable and I am holding back since this is the second review submitted. Fanboy? yeah, this one will win over many of you who love the violent vulgar fun ones and for those of you who need to believe it, well remember this is a love or hate film not for everyone. I quote lines from this favorite regularly. Willem Dafoe is hilarious in his flaming gay detective role. "Kinda makes me feel like River Dancing" LOL! Sean Patrick Flanery & Norman Reedus are funny and perfectly over the top. David Della Rocco is hilarious. Especially since the movie starts on Saint Patty's day it is a perfect cool bad@ss choice to revisit during the holiday. If you haven't see it. I recommend it. Hope this is Helpful!

Desperado / El Mariachi

El Mariachi (1992) is on one side of this disk. It was a PHENOMENAL low budget Spanish film and my first introduction to Robert Rodriguez however I did not hear of it until Desperado (1995) also known as El Mariachi 2. In El Mariachi Rodriguez uses style, that cool laid back style to make the movie work even with a small budget. Realizing the genius of the great revenge story, with more money the American squeal Desperado blew my mind. Like Boondock Saints it is so far over the top it comes back down on the other side. Antonio Banderas was just learning English and it was before he got goofy. Salma Hayek is smokin hot the violence and mayhem is non-stop. the drama sappy but OK, the dialog the style the script all signature Rodriguez in a Western Shoot 'em up revenge flick. Bloody kills bad language cool music and TONS of attitude. This one is more approachable than Boondock Saints (which is even more over the top) but it is still a love or hate film and I am certainly the former. Hope this is Helpful!

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is absolutely unforgettable! This horrifying story is beautifully and tenderly told through the eyes of an innocent 8 year old boy. When his family moves into a palatial house with a concentration camp in the back, his parents and older sister hide the horrors from him. Social injustice hurts EVERYONE. There is an undeniable karmic balance and yet sometimes it affects good people who are sucked into the damage the hurricane of evil creates. This is so much more than a Holocaust film. The amazing Asa Butterfield is a beautiful innocent boy who melts your heart. On this young actors shoulders the film has the ability to tactfully show this horrifying story through the innocent eyes of a young boy. That makes it a one of a kind movie and in my mind a must see. It is emotionally moving and sometimes utterly horrifying to see or even consider these events. The naivety of this young boy trying to piece together what is actually going on in his back yard just blows my mind! Innocent shapeable minds are open and shapeable. The film serves as a reminder it is our responsibility to teach them right. Brunos desire to befriend and help another boy (regardless of label) will touch every heart. Two boy on either side of the fence, they understand more about what makes a "good man" than the parents. Impacting and affecting. Its not an easy watch. Emotionally demanding, but its an important one. HIGHLY recommended to all viewers who have the stomach for it. Hope this is Helpful!

The Gymnast

The gymnast is a surprisingly tender story of a woman who put her life and desires on hold for 20 years. Finally she rediscovers he passion for gymnastics and moves beyond her unhappy marriage. Yes she also falls in love with another woman with similar passions but this not a raunchy lesbian movie. Mostly she is just a woman looking for a spark and enjoying the one she finds a little later in life. Gorgeous women in beautiful heartfelt story, and amazing gymnastics made this worth watching. It is not a steamy hot hot hot movie due to nudity or sex (do not seek that solely here) what makes this a sizzling story is the fire burning underneath her skin. The internal passion that emanates through her makes her radiant with joy love. Recommended for gymnasts and romantics especially! Hope this is Helpful!

Nobel Son

Nobel Son is an odd little thriller. A complex mystery full of many twists and turns. I like being tricked. This was one that I did not see coming, but that is because it was so extremely farfetched. (be careful not to read spoilers if your going to watch). It has some redeeming elements making it worth one watch but it is also comes with a hand full of with flaws. An appearance by many great actors in various roles gave the movie moments of greatness spliced into a less than spectacular final product. Eliza Dushku is sizzling hot in her small role both when her pants dropped and when she convincingly delivered her lines; she is a *highlight* of the film. (Ted Danson & Danny DeVito also make small appearances). Alan Rickman plays the unlikable jerk Eli Michaelson so well. You know he's good at that not only here but as Prof Snape in Harry Potter. Mary Steenburgen (Sarah Michaelson) has the unfortunate chore of being married to him and the victim of her sons kidnapping. She shines in the role as well. Bill Pullman is the "good guy" detective and solid here. And then there is the ambiguity around our two leads. My point is listing these names you can see the talent so far and then the leads were not as strong. Yes they were *decent* but Bryan Greenberg is hard to believe in at times and Shawn Hatosy the same. So the leads get a just OK. The movie is fast paced but it is so disjointed it moves from suspenseful to confusing more than once. Editing aside the concept of the script was great but dialog less than stellar. It had a few bright spots like "Crazy's just a choice" and "It isn't evil to eat the dead. It's recycling. True evil is to eat a man alive." The title of a thesis on cannibalism. This is not a laugh out loud hilarious black comedy (Rickman had a few laughs). It is a decent little mystery with an independent film feel, (do to the amateur production value despite the studio). Recommended only for fans of Indie thrillers. Hope this is Helpful!

Cadillac Records

Cadillac Records is worth watching particularly for fans of the industry and of that era of music. I thought the music was the highlight but I felt the same about Ray, Walk The Line, and Dreamgirls. I don't know the Leonard Chess story well enough to comment on the fact or fiction but most of these stories are heavily dramatized so I don't look at it for details. I enjoyed seeing how these three careers overlapped and the parts that are true at the end, the influence of these artists on ALL of the music industry and pop culture is undeniable. Fascinating. Leonard Chess brings in Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry and Etta James, not to mention Little Walter and they cross paths with Willie Dixon & Howlin Wolf too. I was surprised how well Beyonc� Knowles played a mature and yet sultry Etta James. (a step up from Dreamgirls role even). The rest of the cast is solid. Another surprise is Mos Def, who is quirky but not ridiculous and actually works as Chuck Berry. The only problem is the rapid pace to rush through each of the Chess stars left me a bit disconnected from them and their stories. There was wasn't much to connect everyone, and keep the movie grounded out side of Adrien Brody (Chess) and his desire to make this company work. He has a passion for and makes sacrifices to keep everyone content. He pour is heart his life and his soul into an obsession he was unable to walk away from. Everybody gets rich eventually but the one left tragically out of the happiness is Leonard Chess. Somehow my heart aches for him. Even in his death the unfulfilled desires of his heart reveal more to the story. I was intrigued by the characters though never fully engaged in the story. Still the music makes it more than worth the time if that's what you like. Hope this is Helpful!

The Duchess

Keira Knightly is sensational! Very deserving of the Globe and Oscar Nominations. Ralph Fiennes spectacular! Hayley Atwell is the biggest surprise here also strong performance. The costumes - WOW won that Oscar for a reason. The story is hard and heavy with its inherent sadness. It is complex. The norms of today, right and wrong, acceptable appropriate behavior do not apply. There is a moral quagmire for all who believe in the institution of marriage. The production is amazing but the rich story will captivate all viewers and keep you glued to the end. It is story of LOVE and lust and so called duty of the aristocracy of 18th century England. With things like the order and the status quo dictating supreme there is little room for real emotions. This is a huge challenge for a passionate woman. The hardest heartbreaking part of this challenging story is the aspect of parenthood; how these situations affect children and particularly their mothers. What would you do for your child? ANYTHING! I am quite certain. "I can not abandon my children!" What would you tolerate. WOW! What fortitude this great mother shows. In addition to a brilliant cast and enthralling dramatic story the look of the movie is stellar. The costumes the castles the cinematography as a whole, all top-notch! My hats off to this masterpiece and I urge ALL viewers to ADD and WATCH this movie. I am not generally as excited about period pieces but here is one that stands head and shoulders above the crowd. It makes great dramatic viewing just the way it is presented (true to the story or not) it works. A 5* movie in every way. The Duchess receives not only my highest praise and my most adamant stamp of recommendation. MUST SEE! Hope this is Helpful!

Shiver

NO SPOILERS EVER!! The first time I watched Shiver, I missed a lot of the mother son story. Shiver - Eskalofr�o has a great concept but with a very poor English dub I had a hard time following it as well I would have liked. A second shot was needed and certainly speaking Spanish as well as my sister and brother in law do made it more enjoyable for them. It was hard to get past the cheesy English dub the first time through, so the second time I used the subtitles while watching with my sister. The Highlight is a fantastic unique story with a boy who has photo phobia a real and believable condition making him sensitive to the sun. Also a girl with schizophrenia also a real and believable condition. The crazy girl killer is a wild child animal. The mutant wolf girl and the meek vamp boy seem to have an understanding. It is a low budget horror that relies on atmosphere and some gore. It is beautifully filmed and quite creepy. Overall, I gave it shrugs the first time through and I will switch that to gentle nods =). If you speak Spanish and like the idea of a smart low budget dramatic take on a Vampire Werewolf flick then this may be worth a shot. Hope this is Helpful!

Happy-Go-Lucky

NO SPOILERS EVER!! Happy-Go-Lucky, is neither Happy nor lucky. There is a lot of talk talk talk and some of the dialog is interesting. most of it is unnecessary. Poppy is a frank chatter box who says whatever comes to mind and laughs a lot. I guess thats why we are told she is happy but it never feels like she is. This is a slice of life look at a girl who's trying to get her drivers license. The movie has little direction and many times I came close to shutting it off BUT THEN it had some great lines that made me laugh out loud and then I went back to being completely bored. Sally Hawkins does a phenomenal job. Its simply a very un-interesting script. The best part of the movie is the driving instructors breakdown. It drew me back in and I kept watching to see if there were any more good spots. There are some moments worth watching and all of them include Sally Hawkins nominated for a Golden Globe for the role. After the anticlimactic end I mailed it back. I'm left with a feeling of indifference. I don't need to see it again. Not bad, it just evokes shrugs from me. ~eh~? you decided. Hope this is Helpful!

Role Models

At the beginning of the movie I quickly became concerned this was just like every other (Seann William Scott) movie. Paul Rudd kept it grounded with his sarcasm while Scott goes over the top with energy. before long this evolved from a slacker story to something much more. These two unlikely role models figuratively and literally rise to the challenge in the battle Royale. It turns out these two were perfectly cast for this crude comedy with heart! The jukes are vulgar, the language foul but I couldn't stop laughing. ALL HAIL "The Nation of KISS-Anthian"! LMAO!! This is on a short list of dirty comedies that sincerely left my heart warmed (in league with School of Rock). You will cheer when not appalled but that is part of the fun. The weave of inappropriate with lessons learned. Familiar? Sure, the idea is not new but this is a very effective movie. If you are not offendable by a movie that skirts the edge of gross out comedy then watch role models, it surprised me. Hope this is Helpful!

Milk

PHENOMENAL! The story of the inspiring man Harvey Milk is one EVERYONE should see. The work he pioneered for the equal rights of all citizens is of immeasurable importance. The man himself, is an inspiration equaled by few people since Abraham Lincoln. The story here is filled with immense heartache, suffering and sacrifice! Milk effects to lives of so many people. With out going into plot points on film I am certain you the smart direction will captivate you even if you typically don't follow politics you will cheer him on as the votes come in on critical legislation. Ocasionally the movie gets long but always developing the character! The brilliant acting by Sean Penn is what makes the character and the movie come alive. He may bring you to tears as the Milk struggles through an uneasy path. Outstanding! Penn is well deserving of the Best Actor Oscar he earned for this role and he single handedly makes this a must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Let the Right One In

NO SPOILERS EVER!! This may be the most poetically beautiful romantic tragedy lying under the surface guise of a Vampire story. Certainly one of the most touching vampire stories I've seen. Metaphorically we are all feel like a different breed especially approaching first love. In fact to lump this within a single genre of vampire movies is to sell it far short. It is a dark fairy tale with much more to offer viewers. Even if you have never considered yourself a vampire junkie, this is STILL an endearing, poetically metaphoric, coming-of-age story. It is smart, and equally full heart. The cinematography is as beautiful as the touching story. Both the fathers love and sacrifice and the adolescent first love melted my heart. The awkwardness of adolescence, of fitting in, dealing with bullies, provides as much challenge regardless your species, body temperature, and food source. The feeling of being bullied, of hate and revenge. The desire to protect that young lover & vanquish the enemy. Its the emotions that are the best & worst of humanity. First love is always eerie and mysterious and the atmospheric tone reflect that in many ways. The feelings of love and friendship along with those of loss and fear bring these youngsters together in an unlikely love story. They support each other defend each other and exact revenge/defense together. This becomes magical in a way few dark fairy tales achieve. Even the touching relationship with her father will move you to tear. There is some blood here, there has to because it is part of the story. But this is not a graphically violent movie. The horrors are more deeply seeded in its humanity. The cast is sensational! Lina Leandersson (Eli) & Kare Hedebrant (Oskar) astounded me with their authentic innocence and true heart! I will be seeking out more from the writer John Lindqvist and director T. Alfredson. A new favorite. It is poetry! It is ART! This receives my HIGHEST stamp of Recommendation! Hope this is Helpful!

Fireproof

Fireproof is a niche market movie that effectively makes its points. As a Christian movie with decent production values it is going especially appeal to the Christian viewers or the person seeking for some marriage healing ideas. See the great top page reviews here. 'movie-eater' and 'Cheryl in Wa.' are spot on reviews. The movie is about a guy who is a jerk, and he needs to go to make himself right with God first so he can fix the relationship he wrecked with his wife. The wife is then exceedingly cold to him. Kirk Cameron is convincing in the role and I recommend it as a movie to watch at the church retreat marriage weekend. It provides a lot of things to talk about. As christian I found the principles solid and I agree with it. As a married man and a film buff I found it an unlikely script. The way they acted toward each other... common who would do that. Talk about idiots!! but I suppose they exaggerated for the sake of making a point in this film. In the end it is sappy but effective at serving its purpose. Hope this is Helpful!

God on Trial

God on Trial is fantastic Masterpiece Theatre. It is a made for TV drama a lot like a stage performance. One simple set and it is one long simple discussion (in the form of a court hearing) on the subject of Gods broken covenant with the Jews. Only watch this if you are interested in the subject because there is no other sets or action or plot, it is multiple characters reflecting on the horrors and the blessing they have seen; looking at where God was present and where he seemed to turn his head. The one perspective of God as not kind; just on their side was very thought provoking. There were several other interesting perspectives and monologue that will intrigue viewers specifically interested in pondering the subject of God in relationship to bad things. It is a thinker. Check it out if your interested. Hope this is Helpful!

The Haunting of Molly Hartley

The Haunting of Molly Hartley is hardly worth a rental. 2.5*s almost 2.75*s from me because it was not with our a few points of interest. As RJP points out it is very cliche. I never once found it actually scary and neither did my teenage cousins but the movie kept my wondering what is really going on. I like movies that make you question and this certainly does that. It also has the religious / satanic themes that I tend to favor. The soul, possession and the like are my favorite thrillers. For me it was worth watching once, but don't be fooled into thing this is a scary movie or you'll be disappointed. Its a pretty typical and yet interesting story that worked for the 17-19. The Production is decent, effects direction and acting it just typical. Approach with caution. Not recommended for horror fan. Possibly recommended for religious thriller fanatics. Hope this is Helpful!

True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet

We all know there are only so many ways to play the Fish out of Water plot. This is obviously the same as every other 'rich girl/guy (from the city) in a small town' story. There is the obvious meeting the locals, adjusting to attire and of course the rich girl meets poor boy element you'd expect. What makes this an interesting Little film is the obvious pokes at Hollywood Starlets. The title True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet (2008) is intentionally similar to Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) which stared Lindsey Lohan. NO COINCIDENCE! The story of the character's alcoholism and rehab was intentionally scripted similar to real tabloids on several circumstances to make a point about starlets like Lohan. The movie is not a BIO but clearly borrows heavily from a likeness to her problems. Other lines like jab at other famous tabloid photos like the infamous Brittany Spears crotch shot but they never name names just drop clues. "are you wearing panties? What I read the tabloids." So the tie in of popular culture both grounds this fish out of water story in a sense that it could really happen, AND it makes for a fun game of name that starlet. =) If you follow the Lohan rehab stories, the Spears, and Hilton tabloids that will add to this typical cute teen drama. It will also provide you a conversation piece with your girls who have seen this type of reckless behavior. A place to begin discussing irresponsible behavior. Those points aside JoJo did a fine job playing the role and fans of a high school dramas with tween girls particularly will find some enjoyment here. Hope this is Helpful!

I've Loved You So Long

I've Loved You So Long is about one amazing scene. One scene the you will NEVER forget. Heartbreaking, and emotionally moving the final scene is worthy of a Golden Globe and more! The drama leading up to this scene is necessary. It is slow and feels a bit dragging to me at times but the character development and the establishing of the somber and atmosphere creates maximum effect for the release. Standard storytelling process in the USA envoles positive or negative action to create a plot including problem/conflict, rising action, climax, and resolution. It you imagine it as a picture it looks a bit like a curved mountain. This story is told much differently. It is more like wining the rubber band on a toy airplane propeller. You wind and wind and wind it get slower heavier tougher to turn and you slow greatly so as not to break anything, there is a pause and then SNAP. in fury of energy the propeller spins and the little plane takes off out you hand like a bat-outta-h*% for one glorious short flight. I'm not recommending this for everyone because the waiting during the sister bonding time requires some patience but the ending emotionally riveting ending will pay off for many of you who appreciate excellent foreign drama especially. Warning, its heavy. It brought tears to my eyes. Approach with caution. Hope this is Helpful!

Transporter 3

WOWWEE hoohaa! This exciting fast flashy movie requires suspension of all disbelief. Check you brain at the door because Jason Statham is not only the ultimate driving and fighting machine but guess what? He can out run a car on a BMX bike while pulling off stunts along the way. Like the other movies the driving, the chases, all the action is top notch. Never once believable, but so fun. How many times in real road driving do you pull of a two wheel stunt? =) BUT it is VERY VERY cool to see in the movie! You have often seen people jump onto a moving train but have you ever seen a car launched onto a moving train? Thats a fun first! =) The plot, is like the previous movies. Its not unique/original or great but better than some Stathom plots. Who really cares though. The highlight of the movie is it big explosions, fast cars, and bad@ss fights! Not to mention one hot dame. =) HIGHLY recommended for adrenaline junkies who can check the critical brain at the door and just enjoy a shoot-em up. Hope this is Helpful!

The Pixar Story

The Pixar Story is an absolute MUST see documentary. This is fascinating look at MANY aspect of the Pixar story. It covers the events leading up to Pixar as an independent company. It covers some history of animation in film history and vision for the future. It reveals behind the scenes information for 7 of pixars big hits. As a huge fan of their movies I loved it. Even more as a business man and a film fanatic I have a passion for insider studio information. My interests meet here with all the goods about Disney, Pixar, the separation, the contracts, and of course Steve Jobs role in it all. I think ALL viewers will appreciate this as an underdog company with a big vision coming into its own. And if you have seen the movies that are the fruits of the labors you will appreciate it even more!! Very Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Saturday Morning

Saturday Morning (2007) is a delightful screenplay. I imagine it would have been a charming book. The concept is clever and fairly unique. The execution is pretty solid for first time writer / director Rob Greenberg. I did not find it to be the best independent drama I have ever seen. But its quirky and cute and fans of a romantic comedy should certainly check it out. The ideal viewers will be supporters of independent films looking for an original movie. This starts out a bit like a twilight zone and ends turning into a pretty solid message movie. The cast of mostly new faces is decent. No individual performances stand out as distracting or sensational but deliver the story with the help of a narrative track. Recommended to select indie fans. Hope this is Helpful!

Howard the Duck

ROFL!! =) this is with out question a love or hate flick. MAAAAN is it bad! of course its more dated than I remember from the 80's but... That is to be expected I suppose =) It is SOO weird and so bad that you have to see it to believe it. I laughed hard at the ridiculousness of the movie and smile at the nostalgia of dated low budgets effects and the absurd premise of this character. The comic was not a favorite of mine but it was a comic book sure, the movie quite different anyway. The acting is terrible over the top and ALL of it is tongue-in-cheek. Its so corny, I wouldn't know who to recommend this too. If your up for something campy and different, this warped world might just work for a few viewers like myself. Approach with caution, its love or hate. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Australia

I heard complaints about this movie and didn't know what to expect; turned out to be a powerful GRAND epic. My wife calls it a Western Ozzy Gone With the Wind. I guess that works. =) I thought of Quigley Down Under but 'Crikey' there is a lot more drama here. There are many great things about this partly great movie. There are also quite a few flaws. Opinions are split because as a matter of taste certain flaws detract too much for some viewers. Most of my problems with the movie are related to poor editing! It is FAR too long. It does bite off a bit too much for a movie. Second, there are several times the transition from act one to act two and act two to act there felt choppy, like the curtain fall in a stage play. There are 3 different short movies here. Each had had its own tone its own merits and its own climax. This is exactly what a TV Miniseries should look like IMO. But not quite ideal for American market attention span. We liked the last of the 3 sections the best BY FAR! Jackman and Kidman are terrific but what made the movie turn from a long drawn out story to a heart wrenching epic was the amazing performance by the boy. The movie hits SO MANY different elements, War, Romance, Buddy, Revenge, and LOVE. It is thrilling at times and redundant and cliche at others. I think it is a must see, from a director who loves film, love this country and has a big heart for the subject. It falls far short of masterpiece because it needed an editor disconnected enough to go in and do the necessary trimming to reveal all the beauty in the stone. Nonetheless, if you are willing to wade through the 3 hours there is a lot to like. We folded laundry & paid bills on a Saturday afternoon while watching it, just an idea. Not everyone is going to be as forgiving with these fluff scenes of horseback riding and so on, that could have been cut but if you think you can be, then I highly recommend it. If you get bored easy, well then know yourself =). Hope this is Helpful!

In the Electric Mist

In the Electric Mist with Confederate Dead is a book by by James Lee Burke adapted screen play here is interesting. I really am not sure where the movie missed exactly. The acting is fine. Tommy Lee Jones is that guy, I knew he would fit the role cus it a regular thing for him. John Goodman was great. It was a different role for him. Peter Sarsgaard was the biggest surprise with a performance that would make Joaquin Phoenix proud (hes just got that look and presence). But despite being well shot and well acted it felt a bit lack luster and typical to me. Not at all bad. Even a decent watch but I guess I hoped for more than a 3.25* good. I hate to knock it just because it fell a bit short of great. but I was a bit disappointed. The cinematography is beautiful. The bayou scenery, is a highlight. And some scenes are great acting, shrugs. If you have time and the inclination for a just decent crime drama and room in you queue then check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

The Village Barbershop

My hats off to first time writer director producer Chris Ford (CF 1925453) this is the way to make an independent film!! The Plot is simple but the script and characters extremely likable and often touching. John Ratzenberger (playing the barber Art) is more than authentic he is affecting in a that you never saw on Cheers. He is a bit sad, grumpy and almost a curmudgeon. We soon learn why he is acting selfdestructively. Shelly Cole plays Gloria who manipulatively forces her unwanted help upon him. The influence they can each have on the other is nothing short of endearing. Critical viewers may find the pacing decidedly methodical but as the drama unfolds and the mutual influence builds it becomes clear this was the right way to tell the story. A phenomenal example of storytelling that is not going dazzle all mainstream viewers with Hollywood tricks, but fans of quality writing and supporters of independent films should definitely check this out. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Christopher Titus: Love Is Evol

I haven't seen or even heard of Christopher Titus before this dvd. So I don't know how his pre-divorce vs. post divorce comedy compares. I can say I really enjoyed this act. He is sarcastic and cynical about love but in the end he is actually a secret romantic hoping for love and his Ice Cream Truck ;-). I must say the inner retard character started a bit goofy but grew on me by the end of his set that built momentum to a hilarious end! Worth a watch for fans of stand up comedy who have ever been a a relationship! =) Hope this is Helpful!

Rocket Science

Rocket Science (2007) is fantastic! It seems to be a bit unappreciated by many but that is to be expected from and indie film that does not follow Hollywood convention. It is an AMAZING script! This is a glimpse into the life of a shy stuttering doubting boy who comes into his own, discovering his worth despite his struggles. On the surface it is about the New Jersey State High School Debating Championship but that is just a setting for this drama to unfold. Hal Hefner (played brilliantly by up and coming star Reece Thompson) goes through the full range of emotions here; inspired infatuated devastated humiliated broken angry and vengeful. This journey of self exploration is one Hal never planned but is better for. The tone is slightly comedic (tongue-in-cheek) but is much more a coming of age drama than a comedy. It is a thought provoking film touching film about what really matters. Very well made! If you like to support smart independent films this is highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

My Name Is Bruce

Oh man this is funny! Bruce Campbell writes directs and stars in this film made on his own property. It is everything Bruce Campbell. Self indulgent? sure a bit but if you are a fan and you like a good tongue in cheek spoof comedies this battle against the God of Bean Curd will leave you in stitches, almost. =) It is very light campy. It will certainly help if you know him and a little of career bio since the jokes lean heavily on Campbell's career. However, it is a very different tone than Army of Darkness or Evil Dead. So don't go into this expecting Bubba Ho-Tep but if you are a fan of his low budget sci-fi you will appreciate the self deprecating jabs. I am going to guess that even some people not familiar with his work in Horror and sci-fi movies will be able to catch on and appreciate the comedy of this but may feel a bit like an outsider watching an inside joke. In any case, I enjoyed it and recommend it to his fans who always appreciate a cheesy fun comedy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Babysitters

Some of my friends were appalled by this distasteful subject. I approached it with extremely low expectations even the intention to hate it. In fact despite a few flaws it is a very well done movie. I believe it falls victim to misrepresentation and false expectations. This is NOT a T&A flick so viewers looking for skin and sex are going to find very little of it. It is not as well written as Crashing but it does exploit a common suburban middle age male (which is me) fantasy that has been done before. Weekend with the Babysitter (1971) and The Babysitter (1995) with Alicia Syverstone come to mind. So this shouldn't be an overly shocking idea. What is fascinating here is NOT the horny pig fathers BUT the enterprising high school girl who starts a business. It is certainly more interesting than the Mayflower Madame with out a doubt. The closest comparison in tone for me was actually the movie Big Shot: Confessions of a Campus Bookie. This is a High School girl severely OCD, who attempts to be a thug, tough-girl pimp madam. When another babysitter ;-) operation attempts to move in on her turf some lessons must be taught. John Leguizamo is fantastic, and despite his despicable behavior he is a likeable guy I almost feel bad for. Katherine Waterston is a slightly dorky cute and smart girl, not a supermodel hotty but convincingly a normal attractive overachiever with OCD. Do not watch this for nudity. Do not expect to be awed. Still, its an interesting simple little film that shows characters who exploit an opportunity and it spirals out of control. It was considerably better than I expected and worth a peek if you watch a lot of movies, have space in your queue. Particularly if you remember to hold and low expectations. Hope this is Helpful!

Paid

Paid is a very interesting Independent crime thriller recommended especially to fans neo noir though a few others will enjoy it as well. It is a hitman coming to terms with his profession story. pretty typical all the way around. The story was a bit like a softer In Bruges. The plot is predictable and the pacing is intentionally methodical. The acting is decent. There are a few shots that are fantastic but most of it is just good with out any frills. If you are an easily moved sap like me then you'll find the predictable story touching, but for most people its going to be pretty run of the mill. Not recommended for everyone but particularly the beginning had a cool throwback noir feel that faded somewhere along the line but still a 3*s and a nod =) for a Noir fan! Hope this is Helpful.

Lake City

Lake City is a wonderful indie drama highly recommended. It is at times heavy. Leading the viewer through feelings of guilt and rage, to love and compassion. It starts out puzzling and the behaviors and feelings we see are unexplained. (be careful how much you read)Part of the process of the film is discovering these stories and piecing it all together. It is heartbreaking at times, thrilling at others, and touching in the end. This is another great example of what can be done on a very low budget with great actors like Sissy Spacek and Troy Garity delivering captivating performances. It reminded me a bit of The Islander but I liked this more, despite the fact this is certainly darker. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

SO MUCH more FUN than it should have the right to be. Why weren't we scoffing at the ridiculous talking dogs? Because they are brilliantly entertaining! My kids like talking dog movies. This was much more than a talking dog movie, it is actually a charming message movie with a romantic undertone. Its feel good, charming and inspiring. To see the growth in each of these characters (especially Delgado) though predictable is heart warming. The characters each dog represents in the film is a cliche of a human role BUT you haven't seen a Chihuahua in that role before. The seamless blend of live action and CGI is perfect. The human characters in the film are OK but the stars are certainly the dogs; so I'm going to skip over Jamie Lee Curtis (??) and Piper Perabo (been better) to the voice talent. Chloe is voiced well by Drew Barrymore. Delgado is a terrific hero character voiced by Andy Garcia. And George Lopez voices the underdog love interest Papi, perfectly. After great characters comes the intricate and exciting plot, driven by a kidnapping and the mystery to catch the dognappers. The movie stays light all the way through and even the suspenseful moments are quickly broken with some funny characters. There were some laugh out loud jokes but even more scenarios that are just so ridiculous for a mighty Chihuahua that I couldn't help but to laugh. The number of locations and the beautiful picture is dazzling from photography to CGI it creates a picture that cinematically is treat. Especially the hidden Astec city. It is FUN but really not what the previews showed. That will be a plus for some a minus for others. The music is great but plays a smaller part than expected. I found it worth watching just for one line from Montezuma, but many adults will unexpectedly enjoy this as much as the kids! IN SHORT: Great voicing of interesting characters, an intricate and exciting plot, inspiring heartwarming tone, beautiful imagery make it Highly Recommend! Hope this is Helpful!

Mister Lonely

Surreal, dreamy, weird. Unique independent film that is a character study of eccentrics. All that is true. And normally that sounds like exactly what I would like, but some how this film failed to be capture my interest. It was almost unbearably slow in pace. I was partially interested in where it was going so I couldn't shut it off. The Highlight of the film is the characters which are fascinatingly eccentric. RJP describes in great detail. The flaw of the film is poor editing direction and a very dreamlike sleepy score that made the slow repetitious pace even harder to bear. I am happy to have see it. But I am soo glad its over, so I can't give this a universal recommendation. Only try this one if you are looking for something that explores eccentric characters AND if you have a high tolerance for slow pacing and choppy editing. A few of my friends have like this more than I did so there is a market for it but from me 2.5*s] I would suggest Confessions of a Superhero instead! A far more successful end product of a similar concept. Approach with caution. Hope this is Helpful!

Real Time

I have very mixed feeling on this movie. On one hand it was about a depressed mans last hour before he is going to be killed. He is depressed the movie is slow and depressing and the dialog is just awkward. BUT the end of the movie is sensational. The realization and eye opening ending sends a message of don't take life for granted and seeing the world in a new light (better late than never). It is not an exciting movie by any means and I think many people will find a lot of it rather dull. but it is short and the ending made it worth a watch for me. Interesting! Hope this is Helpful!

Big Love: Season 3

Season Three is the best one yet. The season starts with the prospect of taking on a 4th wife. The family challenges of juggling it all are as fantastic as when the series began. The season then goes through a intricate web of complications surrounding the trial of Roman Grant. Up to episode 5 it is good and a lot like a pleasant mix of season one and season two. By episode 6 the series hits an all time heartbreaking dramatic high only superseded by episode 7. at which point I became absolutely FLABBERGASTED! You wont see it coming. If you can appreciate a dramatic series with suspenseful plot twists and touching characters & scenarios; real deep rooted complicated challenges that make for intense situations. If you can appreciate a quality HBO series then this one is Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Zebraman

Would you like some wine with that CHEESE! =) Yes it is very cheesy but also a pleasant surprise. The movie gets off to a very slow start. The geeky dork school teacher is walked over by his his and ignored and disrespected by his third grade students. He watches ridiculous hero TV shows that reminded me of the Power ranges and often drifts off into his own fantasy world. This is a movie that is great for reasons that are hard to explain. It is a charm that the likable characters have that really draws you into his daydream and then the movie becomes a heavy message movie believe in your dreams and they'll come true. All you have to do is believe. Read a few other reviews to see just how cheesy this is. The plot and the dialog and sappy but I had to smile when I wasn't laughing (usually at it). This is unlike anything I have seen from Takashi Miike so don't let you love for OR distaste of influence your decision. It is sappy but endearing. It is campy but fun. I mean this superhero with heart takes on aliens less scary than Mars Attacks so it is about as family friendly as Ghostbusters. There is and English Dub for those of you who prefer that (like me). This is not going to be for everyone but its a silly enjoyable light hearted fantasy flick I enjoyed, and some of you will too. Hope this is Helpful!

Big Love: Season 1

[reviewed March 2009] I have been a Big Love Fan since day one. (my review of this season was swallowed up in cyberspace) so as I prepare a review to write a season three review I am back tracking to where it all began. This series started with a FASCINATING unique concept that had not been done to death by Hollywood yet. Bill Paxton plays Bill Henrickson a Mormon with three wives. He is pulls superbly authentic and convincing in the role. Bill moved off a Mormon compound and settled in the suburbs. All the acting is top notch. This is definitely a drama HBO style. Edgy, SEXY and entertaining. Season One focuses on the family dynamic of three wives and the chore it is to balance it all. By the end of the season the drama with the compound and the conflicts there begin to escalate leading into season two which has much more to do with challenges outside the family than inside. Season three returns to a phenomenal balance of new challenges both. Season one 4.5* Season two 4* Season Three 5*s best yet with out a doubt. Start here and catch up with this fantastic dramatic series. Hope this is Helpful!

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

Out of all the versions of Blade Runner this is my favorite. BUT the minor tweaks and enhancements in picture and sound are not the attributes that make Blade Runner so Spectacular! What is amazing is that the more times you watch the movie the more obvious it certain twists become. What I love about the movie are the scenes that seem insignificant on the *first* viewing. Now is a great time to re-visit this classic. The Blu-ray is sensational and the timeless masterpiece is a landmark, a milestone in the sci-fi genre! This is a level of smart thinker type sci-fi that asks questions. The questions both asked and the question that arise are heart of film. How can it not know what it is? More human than Human is our motto. Not only is this a thought provoking fantasy but the depth of the characters the heart and the emotion of Rachael, who just wants to live. Looking at this another way provokes the question when does life begin what is human and where does the soul come from. At what point should there be a right to life? One of my favorite themes in Sci-Fi! =) "I think therefore I am?" Am what? Alive? Does AI think or does it calculate? Getting to the mechanics of the movie; it does start out slow and builds with an escalating level of thought and foundation, character development and tension. It does eventually become exciting in pace as well as the conceptual thrills. The movie was made with no CGI. There were scenes that had to be modified do to budget (considering its value now that is unbelievable). But the timelessness of this movie can never be reproduced because movie are made differently today. The signature look makes this one of a kind. If you haven't seen this in years, REVISIT IT! If you never caught Blade Runner craze then see it now on DVD or Blu-ray. The DVD feature are spectacular as well. If you like commentary tracks and extras, few are done better! HIGHLY Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Palo Alto, CA

WOW!! What an amazing surprise. THANKS to friend RJP for a GREAT review, be sure to see it for specifics I'll avoid breaking down the plot (he did it well). This is a must see for several reasons. FIRST, it crosses genre's and target markets. There is something here for everyone. I expected a teen sex comedy and that's what my cousin declared it to be. ITS MORE! It is a fascinating character study of four friends, a coming of age story and still more. With Tom Arnold at the student parents age and Eve Brent at their grandparents generation, the wisdom and insights, these characters gain in one fantastic night comes from all generations. There is a little sex / nudity but this is NOT your typical gutter comedy. There are some laughs. It is inspirational and romantic. It is a charming feel good movie. SECOND, the script is brilliant written. The intricate way the stories are interwoven and even enhanced by cleverly moving from one to another to leave certain elements dangle in suspense, demonstrates great timing. The diverse characters who each have something to learn and the unique way each find the meaningful experience to evoke that growth show more thought and depth than I have seen in a long time. THIRD the acting is terrific. The best performances are ones you never notice. The big names are predictably solid and the weakest links in the acting cast are still very good. FORTH The production value; cinematography, sound track, seamless editing make this an example film and not one critic could ever guess this was a Student Project. Which only makes it more worth seeing. I love to support independent films and this one stands out in many ways! IN SHORT: 1) universal appeal crossing genres 2) Brilliant Script 3) Fantastic acting 4) Best quality Production Value you'll see from a Student Film. A 4.5* MUST SEE! Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Run Like Hell

I happen to be a fan of the "Rare Flix" movies I have seen so far. Most viewers will want to Run Like Hell from Run Like Hell (1995). It is what I call Back Yard Budget. The super low quality films that I used to make with the A/V Club in High School. The movie takes place in a futuristic 2008. In order to control population the government has declared single women a threat to society. So they strip them all down to a black lacy g-string only, and put them in a "detention" center. This is an old school women in prison movie to start then a bounty hunter chase movie. The acting is horrible the production value exceedingly low. and yet a few of you will find this trashy-camp old school exploitation a guilty pleasure. Hope this is Helpful!

Shaun the Sheep: Back in the Ba-a-th

Shaun the Sheep: Back in the Ba-a-th is a great family film. Its the first one we saw but the second in the collection. Also check out my friend Tycerium's great review. Shaun is a sheep who marches to the beat of his own drum. He leads the flock into many crazy adventurers. If you are a fan of Wallace & Gromit this is a must see. From the same creators the humor is constant often laugh out loud. There is no dialogue out side of the catchy theme song but my kids were captivated. My wife said the flock and Shaun remind her of the sheep on Jakers! Piggly Winks if you have ever seen that Kids TV show. This is a great watch before bed since it is not as hyper as most of there shows we all curled up to some cuddle time and it was a winning choice for all of us. Simple. Fun. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

What Just Happened?

"What Just Happened??" the title and my response. I was never fully engaged in this movie. I cannot bring myself to give it as 2* but really it barely scrapes out a 3*s. The acting is fantastic and the production had no flaws so there really are no major problems, except I really don't care much about the story. I do tend to be predisposed to movies about movies; as a film fanatic. And yet, What Just Happened was left me a bit dazed. The basic premise is that Hollywood is about Power, having it, gaining it and losing it. Wealth, fame, POWER, they are not enough to bring happiness. What price do industry insiders pay to play the game? Its not all glitz and glamour. The stars attached to the movie have great appeal. I watched it for Dinero and Bruce as many others will too. And it certainly is worth watching once. It shows a darker side. It shows a cost but it does not leave me with much to cling to. It doesn't leave me educated or feeling better. It is simply, a decent movie likely aimed more at industry insiders. Shrugs. Check it out if you really want to see the cast otherwise ~eh. Hope this Helpful!

Batman Begins

Over the last 70 years Batman has taken many different directions. The look and feel of Batman artistically and thematically has varied drastically from the comics in 1939 to the TV series successful and dreadful to successful movie attempts in the past. The comics and the graphic novels have had great and mediocre writers. The a high point of Batman GN may be the Batman: Year One Written by: Frank Miller Art by: Dave Mazzucchelli in 2005. Batman begins seems to draw from the best batman material ever written and Frank Millers influence is felt along with other greats like Grant Morrison and Alan Moore. Batman excels as a human chrector more than any other 'hero' because he is not an alien or a mutant he *is* a human. and heart and soul of batman has always been important in his story. To this point only the animated versions have braved the real core of batman and though Tim Burtons version cam closest never did a film version touch or even surpass the print. Batman has always been about fear. Bruce Wayne facing his fear, and then using fear to affect Gotham City for good. Batman is a bit angry, a bit hurt, and a bit scared, but always human. STILL he rises above. This essence of Batman has never been better showcased than in this origin story. Christian Bale is a perfect choice for the role because he can convincingly show both broken and unbreakable back to back. He is a grieving boy and much like a training movie this story starts as an underdog story rising to a challenge. It brings us all the way through to 'hero' and then back to a point of starting over yet again. However the end of the movie is the BEGINNING of the new confident Batman, the fighter who is going to save the city he loves at any cost. It is heartfelt, inspiring, captivating and human. Shoulders above any other Hero movie, and with out question a MUST see! Hope this is Helpful!

Islander

Islander (2006) was screened at the 2006 Los Angeles Film Festival. It is a beautifully filmed little gem of an indie film about a man who tries to rebuild his life and reconnect with his family after a stretch in prison. Low budget but very well made. A war between lobster fisherman in Main. A good man trying to provide for his family pushes back too hard and a horrible accident lands him with a prison sentence fortunately only 5 years. Explaining he was going away to his 5 year old daughter was a bit heartbreaking, boding with a 10 year old who doesn't know him, a real challenge. Living on an Island of the coast creates a tight knit community where everyone knows each others affairs. This has its problems in times of conflict and advantages in times of loss. In the end a lot is left to speculation. The endearing story falls off the edge and my first notion was well what now. I re-watched the last 5 minutes and its all there. Some reading between the lines is necessary. Peace. The objective was to a search for reconciliation from the beginning. The pacing is slow and for people who generally have issue with that make note but the story is sincere, a tender look at humanity. A touching character study of more than one man, his community and family. Certainly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Cyclops

Cyclops (2008) is a made for TV monster movie that most viewers will find a useless rental. BUT it effectively delivers one thing. A monster. This monster reminds me of the Grendel monster in the TV Beowulf flick. A cheaper version of Golem meets the big budget Grendel. There is nothing else to see! the simple plot is pointless. Roman soldiers capture the beast (after a lot of dismemberment) and then gladiators are forced to face it in the ring. The acting is poor (Eric Roberts aside). The movie features a cool CGI monster ripping bodies apart and nothing more. Mindless fun for some but the terrible dialog will turn off most viewers. The attempts to talk with the monster nearly ruin the movie. If you like cheap Sci Fi Channel Monster movies and mindless blood it is exactly that. No more no less. If you are not looking for a TV movie this is not for you. Hope this is Helpful!

Sex Drive

A teenage virgin male desperate to get laid. Maybe the most exhausted overused PLOT in mainstream comedies for the last 10 years. What makes Sex Drive any different from the other dozens of unrated flicks in the National Lampoon or American Pie type movies? ONE thing. It has a likable lead. Sex Drive is reminiscent of The Sure Thing 1985, an era gone by when teen sex comedies included charm and even a romantic subplot. Josh Zuckerman is the highlight and carries the film as Ian, the teen dork unlucky in love. His cocky best friend is completely unconvincing as a playboy but makes an interesting counter character to the humble lead. The road trip takes two very interesting twists, not that plot could be considered a selling point but it reaches closer to Super Bad than most film in the genre recently to a point I am actually not ashamed to admit I enjoyed it. Still, it is aimed at the niche market but solid 3.5 stars with a recommendation to fans of the genre, even if you have grown slightly weary of it lately. Hope this is Helpful!

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) is completely original. Unique and worth a peek. I wouldn't exactly call it funny but intriguing and morosely tongue in cheek, not quite like Office Space but similar tone. It has a clever manipulation of laws in this alternate universe. Pay very close attention to the final sequence as that ties the movie up in a beautiful package with a bow. With out a great ending the movie would not have come together but I liked the concept the soundtrack and the ending. [3.5*s] Its very weird, very morose and not for everyone but as an indie drama romance, it is certainly one all film fanatics should see at least once at least for its originality. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Bulletproof Monk

After seeing more of Seann William Scott's over the top gutter comedies I had to revisit the reason I like him. Bulletproof Monk is my favorite of his roles. Chow Yun-Fat never disappoints. This Martial Arts movie like the Forbidden Kingdom is a great mainstream Kung Fu flick. It has the look and feel of American action but with the added benefit of eastern wire work and philosophy. It is light hearted. Not deep or life changing but TONS of fun to watch with some truly amazing scenes and others just good. There are times that I chuckled heartily, times that I gripping mys seat and other times when I had to shout yeah man kick his %*&$! The story is a bit reminiscent of the Matrix concept, whith could be partially why I really enjoy it. In the end its an inspiring tale of an aimless pickpocket finding his calling, his destiny and his love. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

NFL Super Bowl XLIII Champions: Pittsburgh Steelers

It was with out question a fantastic game with some major mile stone moments, some very impressive plays and of course lots of excitement. The tide went both ways making it a thrilling game regardless which team you were rooting for. In the sport of Football few games reach the level of white knuckle excitement seen in Super Bowl XLIII (2009). A close game is always the most fun to watch. If you missed it here's your chance if you loved it re-live it. Hope this is Helpful!

Way of War

It may be completely unfair that my standards change when big budgets and big names are attached to a picture. However, Way of War (2008) comes across as a big disappointment. Cuba Gooding Jr is a great dramatic actor, and decent in some comedic roles but here he was unconvincing as a tough guy. There were three PHENOMENAL lines in the script that were brilliantly written and he delivered with fineness. The one I had to rewind and quote back with him. HOWEVER a few golden glimmers does not make this worth watching unless you are a huge Cuba fan or die hard fan of revenge flicks. There could have been potential here, but some major flaws in the production make it a chore to get through. Maybe eve a good excise for film school discussion. Anyway it not terrible but not recommended either. Hope this is Helpful!

Molly and the Ghost

This very very low budget film is almost the type of thing we used to call Backyard Budget it is cheap but for some reason far more interesting than I would have expected. The cover is misleading. There is a lot of sexual tension and seduction but it is not a skin flick. The acting is week and the dialog clumsy. The effect are simplistic but effectively move the elementary plot forward. I do NOT recommend for most critical viewers but if you like the old school low budget thrillers, this ghost story is unique and with a few twists it becomes surprisingly entertaining. Hope this is Helpful!

Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge

OK, so this is a huge guilty pleasure that is not for everyone. =) a spoof of the big budget Pirates craze this raunchier more adult swashbuckling tale should fall victim to criticism but it wont. Not from me. Their is simply something enjoyably campy about it and the seductive sex scenes are an added plus as well. This has a plot, real characters, and better CGI than you would expect from a low budget knock off. There are plenty campy chuckles and a dose of naked skin, along with the constant innuendos;-). In all its good enough for me to give a satisfied nod [and a slightly blushing grin]. It not for everyone, but some of you with a an odd taste for the seductive and the bizarre, will enjoy it as well. Hope this is Helpful!

The Other End of the Line

The Other End of the Line is a surprisingly charming albeit predictable romantic comedy. Jesse Metcalfe plays a successful New Yorker in the advertising business with unlimited credit on his CityOne card. After suspicious charges show up on his account he is contacted by the Priya Sethi to sort out the fraudulent charges. CityOne cal center reps (located in Mumbi India) are instructed to assure the American customers that they are in the USA. Through the course of conversation Priya Sethi (played by the beautiful Shreya) develops a deep infatuation for Granger Woodruff (Metcalfe). Despite her arranged engagement she decides to pursue the fantasy at great expense. However, things do not go smoothly. Can they overcome cultures, geography family and more? Yes it is a predictable comedy of errors but it does provide a number of chuckles and a few hearty laughs. The cast is decent with some stronger performances than others. Mostly it is sweet, with likable characters. Larry Miller is predictably entertaining. Your heart will warm at the father daughter relationship that painfully evolves. Your heart will break at Priyas tragic realization things of their seemingly insurmountable differences. In Short this is a delightful cross-cultural romantic comedy that nips at my inner romantic who cheers with a sincere standing ovation. This unlikely romance story is slightly better than average and warrants a solid recommendation for fans of light hearted charming romantic comedies. Hope this is Helpful!

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach

2.5*s maybe even 2.7*s Seann William Scott is tolerable on this over the top goofy raunchy teen gutter comedy. The formula follows that of the Tennis gutter comedy 'Jocks' from 1987. Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach has the look of 2000s gutter comedies. Ridiculous overused jokes some nudity, particularly lots of Seann William Scott rear end. 80% of the movie is exceeding dumb (poop jokes style) 10% is charming underdog tennis and 10% is actually a likable subplot of Gary working through personal issues. At the beginning I did not like it at all. It the end it became OK but barely. Hardly worth the effort to see it but if you like both gutter comedy and the underdog sports movie genres you may find a few chuckles in this one. There are no great tennis match scenes but many of these genre movies a formulaic and the sport angle is a token cliche. Whether you love or tennis of never watched it irrelevant but more tennis fans will be lured into this and most likely will be a bit disappointed. Hope this is Helpful!

Jocks

[3*s] Jocks is a typical 80's sex comedy. There are no real surprises here. Lots of nudity and hot girls in wet white t-shirts. The underachiever squad formula is obvious but some of us like these corny old dated movies. Maybe its just nostalgia talking, for the days of USA up all night favorites. =) Still there is a certain charm that goes with the obvious plot. Week acting and cliches defines this era and especially this specific sub genre of sex comedy / sports movie. Whether Tennis or skiing its all a spin off of the genre defined by Meatballs and Porky's at the beginning of the decade. These sports versions added a means to get to the same end. Jocks is a bit of goofy blend of underdog sports and 80's sex comedy this pegs its objective if that is what you are after check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Girls Rock!

Parents beware! This doc is sure to appeal to a few girls 9-15 especially if they are the 'rocker' type BUT it sends mixed messages. The intentions may be in the right place but the documentary falls short of being 'empowering'. Some girls can relate to, saying "shes like me." Its not uplifting nor are all the messages healthy. They do talk about anorexia bolima diet drugs to get thin. They say you don't need to be like that but show clips of Britney Spears. WHAT? Many of these girls had deep anger, self esteem and grief issues. The camp leaders seem to have few answers. There are certainly some very positive message. So I give it 2.5*s. I watched this with my 14 year old female cousin and my 19 year old male cousin. When the words 'popularity-hore' were thrown around loosely I was shocked this has a PG rating. The language & the behavior must be considered PG13. They call each other smart@ss & use language like pissedoff and dam screwed and more from the mouth of kids. One girl bites others and another punches. I was very relieved my 4 year old daughter had gone to bed already. Later an 8 years old girl, Palace sang a song "San Fransisco sucks sometimes. Go to Hell Golden gate bridge. San Fansisco Sucks. No place that I wanna live. I don't wanna go there again. With my mom on a business trip. Just seeing its all about her. I'm gonna watch that city burn. And I'm gonna watch that city burn. that city burn, and that city burn..." HORRIFYINGLY ANGRY! and the mom speak proudly of her 8 year old picking outfits to me marketable... Its quite a disturbing sequence. Serious psychological issues flaunted publicly. So this Doc is a mixed bag. I could talk with my cousin about the good and bad at age 14, but younger girls should not be shown this behavior without close supervision, to lead them through the rights and wrongs of film. Beware Parents. Use wise judgment, but some of you with rockin tweens may want to check it out carefully. Hope this is Helpful!

Little Children

With out a doubt parts of the subject matter are very disturbing. The pace is a bit slow but the acting is fantastic! From time to time the Narrator was a bit annoying (which was the only low point) in an otherwise BRILLIANT story. This story showcases the best and the worst in human nature. Good people are not always good. Bad people are not always bad. There is no good or bad there is just human. Love it or hate it. This is a presentation of love, lust, loyalty, and the seemingly inevitable betrayal. With multiple plot lines; one of them tenderly tells a story of two separate couples in a rut and the convenient path to fill a void. Separately there is a story of disproving neighborhood moms, paranoid about a former sex offender moving to the neighborhood. This man just wants to move on with his life but is trapped by overbearing psychological mommy issues. Counter charter to this softy is an angry ex-cop who is overwhelmed by the guilt of a past mistake and takes it out on the neighbor 'bad' guy perv. Are these four characters all that different? Humans humanity, needs, and desires. People lose their way but ultimately find happiness over gratification. IN SHORT: this is an amazing moving story that will run you through many different emotions. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) is a classic Christmas time Icon matched by very few if any other works over the years. I love it. My Parents Grandparents and even my kids love it. This movie, it theme its style and its story are not only perfect for all generations it is the epitome of timeless. Of all Charles Schulz "Peanuts" episodes none or more recognizable, none more unforgettable and none have left as significant an imprint on on 4 generations of Americans. A Charlie Brown Christmas is a tradition in our household and I suspect my great grandchildren will have it converted to what ever form of media they have years after I am gone from this earth. I know you have seen it (if not, why?) but it is never too soon to begin to introduce it and the message of hope through the true meaning of Christmas, to the next generation. REVISIT this classic. A must see. My highest stamp of Recommendation! Hope this is Helpful!

A Charlie Brown Valentine

A Charlie Brown Valentine (2002) is Peanuts for a new generation. It is as well written as the original one but slightly more light hearted with a more optimistic hope along with the traditional loneliness. It has the same shy Charlie Brown self deprecating tone but with a lighter edge than the Schultz versions. Still it has the same likeability, and shy lonely rejected Charlie is still wonderfully lovable- as is are the rest of the great characters of the Peanuts gang. My family watched both Be My Valentine (1975) and A Charlie Brown Valentine (2002) on Valentines Day. We had mixed responses. The classic Peanuts, you all know was aimed at adults as much as kids. It is somber with a very realist world view. I found more nostalgia in the classic look and feel of the original. My kids happened to prefer this one with its lighter whimsical tone. Both are very much worth watching. This one has a wonderful Snoopy and woodchuck subplot and my favorite line in either Charlie asks, "Can you cure loneliness?" Lucy confidently says, "For a nickel, I can cure anything." Charlie again asks, "Can you cure deep down, black bottom of the well, no hope, end of the world, what's the use loneliness?" A stunned Lucy responds adamantly "For the same nickel!?!" LOL. I guess you can say this really is well written Hope this is Helpful!

Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975) Is brilliant classic Charles Schultz style self deprecating lovable Charlie Brown. Nostalgic and smart, with a bit message "everything will be OK" to the sad misfits in the country (which includes most of us) and has a charming likable characters around the lovable lead. My family watched both Be My Valentine (1975) and A Charlie Brown Valentine (2002) on Valentines Day. We had mixed responses. The classic Peanuts you all know was aimed at young adults as much as kids. It is somber with a very realist world view. I found more nostalgia in the classic look and feel of the original. My kids happened to prefer the lighter whimsy and happy ending of the newer. Both are very much worth watching. This one has me favorite sub plot with Linus and his big box of chocolates. =) Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Flash of Genius

I may not have given Flash of Genius a completely fair shake. I usually really love David vs. Goliath underdog type stories and even court room drama's (which this becomes). Somehow it never fully captivated or engrossed me in the way I would have hoped for. Intellectually it was interesting, and technically speaking there were no major flaws so I guess next is the Screenplay. Well since this is based on a true story the character Robert Kearns (played brilliantly by Greg Kinnear) had to make the choices he 'really' made. I was happy in the end but I can't help but to feel he got rich at too high a price. I'm not sure what the movie teaches is a good lesson, but many people put goals and pride ahead of family and so its not something new to see. As a character study it was interesting. As history I would need to verify the facts but it may be educational. As a movie it was decent. I'm glad I gave it one peek. Hope this is Helpful!

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

High School Musical 3: Senior Year was just the right change of pace, and hit the spot for the whole family today. We have been fans of the high school Musical movies since they were the Disney Channel original movie made for TV. My oh my. What an evolution. Still I agree with the great review from Idge888, this is where the series should end (but it won't ;-). The light bubble tone is much deeper, much more goodbye, much more face the world than where it started and yet the romance is played up thick as well. The 10 year olds who loved High School Musical (2006) on tv are 13 now and thinking a little more about love. The highlight of the first was the unexpected quality of the music and dance, despite very shallow and cliche characters. The evolution to the 3rd has brought with it bigger sets, fantastic ballads, and incredibly sappy adorable melodrama. The characters have more depth but the movie is not going to appeal universally to adults. At least I can say it does no have the outlandish plot of the second (which was overcome by catchy music if you could believe the whole school went to work at the same place). HSM3 is mostly a goodbye. Icing on the cake that wraps up well the story Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens led us through the last few years. They are an adorable couple and now the story can end on a good note. Hope this is Helpful!

Reservation Road

I cried. Then later I cried again. Then later I cried again. I thought I had gained composure and the sister asks, "Can you hear music in Heaven?" and I cried again! This is painful. I can not write a rational matter of fact review so I'll be brief. The acting the production (the affect and effect) are incredible. The story is horrifying. Stupid me went to google site they flashed on the on one screen shot, and that was even worse. Pain is only met with sorry and grief in this film. If you are hurting this may be the company you seek. If not, this story maybe emotional torture. I'll tell you this; I hugged my kids as tight as I ever have this evening. I'm so glad I didn't try to watch this before bed. It was an afternoon flick but I got zero paperwork done while unsuccessfully attempting to multitask. The gripping horror was completely engrossing. I can NOT recommend the movie universally, its too painful and depressing! And YET you've almost gotta see it as a study of manipulating emotions. You probably don't want to if you have kids and you are a big softie (as I have been stamped)! But you will certainly shed tears and hugs when it ends. I guess after experiencing their pain you can more fully appreciate your own blessings. Proceed with extreme caution, I am still agonizing over it many hours after this horrible experience has passed. Take what you will from these emotional musings. I'm not comfortable giving it a reccomendation but it effectively affected me and do I leave it to you; if you choose to go through it. Either way I hope this is Helpful!

Changeling

After watching The Duchess, Frozen River and now Changeling, I wonder if dramatic films are re-entering an era of exceptional leading ladies, seemingly forgotten. This is an unexpectedly powerful performance by Angelina Jolie. I have enjoyed looking at her but in this movie I enjoy WATCHING her more than ever. Never has Jolie flexed her acting chops as much as she does in this emotionally moving role. Convincingly connecting to these deep emotions would likely prove challenging with out the real life experience of being a parent. You can read the pain in Jolie's eyes and it will chill you to the bone. Parents be ware. This film is often disturbing and at times gutwretchingly agonizing. John Malcovich is predictably exceptional. And the rest of the cast is very solid as well. The attention to detail under Clit Eastwood's phenomenal directing, showcases preprohibition depression era in costumes mannerisms and even overall somber outlook on life. Giving the movie a classic noir crime drama tone was a smart move as well. Script by J. Michael Straczynski is based on the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders. The real life story began on 1926. Investigation press and court cases fueled media for many years. Like the story of The Black Dahlia I don't know how much of the story is historically accurate but that is irrelevant anyway, because the message is clear. NEVER LOSE HOPE! I agree with Southern Belle 1's great review; she point out "the story became more and more emotional as it unfolded" This is true, however it does drag on and on with repetitious round and round circles which allow the viewer to feel some of the impatience this mother no doubt felt while waiting and fight for answers. Some viewers are going to find it long and slow, but everyone will concede it is deeply moving heartbreaking and yet touching. It is not a feel good film but a great period piece crime drama with heart and a good message, making it very worth watching. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Only the Strong

Only The Strong is a sport fight flick that is very worth watching for fans of the genre. It is largely over looked do to the flood of movies of this kind following Karate Kid. I first saw the 1993 movie around 2000, and at that point I had been hooked on Tekken 3 for two years. Thats where I first saw Capoeira. Eddy was one of my favorite fighters but I thought the style was make-believe until I stumbled on this movie. Capoeira is a beautiful Martial Arts style to watch. I only wish this film had more meaningful insights on Brazilian culture and on Capoeira history as it evolved as a ritual dance/fight. Even surface deep it interesting movie and partially educational as well. The familiar formula: troubled student learning a lesson from the teacher / master, works well in this movie. The plot is typical but since the style is a unique and the story has heart, it is one its worth looking into. By now American fans of sport fights have seen plenty of Capoeira in mainstream movies but usually by one fighter here and there. For example in the Quest with jean-Claude Van Damme, and several of Westley Snipes fight films, but this is pure Capoeira. Since the 90s modern fight films like Never Back Down tend to focus on MMA or jujitsu because its our current fad/trend but in the 90s this type of fight film with morals was the landscape of the genre. Recommended for viewers who fit the niche. Hope this is Helpful!

Phineas and Ferb: The Daze of Summer

Phineas and Ferb: The Daze of Summer is volume 2 of a new great show on Disney. It has the feel of Dexter's Laboratory, the Fairly Odd Parents and Kim Possible all rolled into one smart funny entertaining Kids show. The BEST part of the show is that my toddlers LOVE it. Of course they appreciate it on one level, and still there is a parallel joke in every episode which spoofs a movie, book or a pop culture trend. With that added layer I get far more out of than the kids ever will. After raving about a favorite of mine from the past (Animaniacs) I decided I should share some of what we are watching now. It may be somewhat nostalgia influence but as much as I like cartoons nothing seems to touch the classics. That said, when we turn on the TV, Phineas and Ferb is consistently a suitable for all the members of our family. If you enjoy Disney kids TV this is a good choice. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Touch the Top of the World

Touch the Top of the World is an inspirational touching drama. It is the story of men against the mountain. Erik Weihenmayer is not your typical mountain climber. He is a blind man on a mission. The story is amazing. What stands out is the support he received from those around him. It did not have the high production vale or the same level of intensity of the phenomenal 'Touching the Void' but the tenderness is a highlight. The outstanding cinematography and touching story makes it worth a watch! Hope this is Helpful!

Ben 10: Race Against Time

Ben 10 Race Against Time is a live action movie that follows the fantastic animated series on cartoon network. I am completely hooked on the show, probably as much as the kids are. Danny Phantom and Ben 10 are 5* GREAT cartoons. This movie was a big hit with my kids (which says a lot for a live action film) but it did not have the same captivating energy that the animated version has. (I should add days later my 9yr old cousin and my daughter were begging to watch it again after I sent it back. I guess it was a bigger hit with them than I initially thought). FANS will have to see it. And if you have youngsters or are a fan of Superhero animation I would suggest checking out the series first. IF you enjoy it, this is like the Disney Channel / Sci-Fi Channel version knock off of a great animated series. Worth watching primarily for kids and fans. Hope this is Helpful!

Alien Raiders

Alien Raiders is a surprisingly good independent sci-fi horror flick. Raw Feed has produced several other decent horrors that got distributed through Warner Home Videos. I happened to watch it on the same day; back to back with Quarantine. One exceeded my expectation and one fell short, but in the end they are about the same movie. The production values in this one, actually appear higher than in the one coming out of a huge establish production company. The acting is solid and the effects pretty decent. The plot is a jumbled mix of many familiar movies with the look of The Mist but set as a hostage situation. As the story unfolds you will see it has more to offer than many other low-budget sci-fi films namely an interesting script. The writing is great despite many of the borrowed concepts, it adds a unique slant. "Do you see the red line" LOL. Carlos Bernard (from TVs '24') and Rockmond Dunbar (from 'Prison break) are familiar faces and give the cast quality which means more than the flashy marketing of a big name A-lister attached. This is not a mainstream blockbuster. As a whole this is exactly how low-budget horror should be done! As you would expect its not for everyone but if you are fan of indie thrillers, particularly with a sci-fi horror slant, this is very worth watching and is recommended to fans of the specific genre. Hope this is Helpful!

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

I am a recent inductee to the Simon Pegg fan base. I was seriously apprehensive at first because I (used to say) have a general distaste for physical comedians. Pegg changes that. I was not aware of the true story of Toby Young; that this character Sydney Young (Simon Peg) is loosely based on. I would have been willing to see this in the theater. A fantastic story about a writer, taking the leap from a small pond the big time and getting stuck as a fish out of water in the process. It is a thought provoking journey. Am man misguided by false ambitions discovers what he *really* wants isn't what he thought. There are two plots. on is his vocation and one his love life. both follow the same misguided direction and then... He goes the long way around buy eventually finds his stride. On the way we see some hilarious comedy of errors (a couple not so funny). BUT in the end Pegg proves to me once again he is flexible. This is as much or more a finding oneself / coming of age movie and a romantic charming love story as it is a simple slapstick. WHO KNEW, a comedian could pull off a Hugh Grant like charm in a love story? I expected a 'gross-out' a comedy in the vein of My Best Friends Girl, a movie about a big jerk played by Dane Cook surprisingly How to Lose Friends & Alienate People is in fact about the exact opposite. It is how STOP LosING Friends & AlienatING People. Obviously he read Dale Carnegie's book ;-). The characters are exceptionally likable! A cast heavily loaded cast with the likes of Kirsten Dunst, Jeff Bridges, the foxy Megan Fox, and Gillian Anderson, can either seal the deal of be the kiss of death. in this case a fantastic group of A-listers fit the roles they were ideally suited for. If you are looking for gross out unrated comedy this is the wrong place. If you are looking for more heart than you have yet seen from a Pegg Film consider this a Must See! Brilliant! =) Hope this is Helpful!

Quarantine

Effective use of Shaky Cam has come a long way since The Blair Witch Project (1999). By now it is a recognized, taught and even studied a cinematographic technique. The shaky cam was criticized when it entered mainstream movies in the second and third installments of the Bourne movies. By Cloverfield (2007) it seems the shaky cam is finding its niche in monster movies as well as the action films like Crank. Why so much talk about the technique? Quarantine is a obvious plot, simple re-used concept (epidemic horror) is transparent and YET it is a very entertaining movie. The purpose of the movie seems to be largely a vehicle to facilitate another example of this style. Visually there are some fantastic shots, some intense scares and what the movie lacks in script and depth it makes up for in visual style. Mainstream viewers are sure to find some thrills even if this is a bandwagon flick I recommend it to horror fans. Its a film everyone is going to see once so, check it out sooner than later. Its going to split opinions but either way its certainly worth a peak. Hope this is Helpful!

Choke

WOW!! If you watch a lot of movies you no doubt believe you have seen it all. I did. Not until you have seen Choke! Fans of a screenplay, of GREAT writing MUST SEE this phenomenal piece of story telling genius. The trailers sell the movie FAR short. Yes it is a dirty minded satirical psychological comedy, yes it won the Special Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival, ON TOP OF THAT it is brilliantly conceived and written. Of course I would expect no less from the mind of Chuck Palahniuk (writer of Fight Club). But since the screen play adaptation is done by Clark Gregg (who I barely know as a writer outside of writing What Lies Beneath), this was still a gamble, and it comes up BIG MONEY!! It is vulgar, profane, obscene, funny and BEST OF ALL clever. Sam Rockwell is a perfect balance of tortured soul, a caring son, and a laid back amusing witty and almost naively immature slacker sex addict- searching for a deeper meaning/purpose in life and love. My cousin deems it 'cerebral' but to me that implies it leaves out the obvious forcing you to contemplate the deeper meanings. I found this movie lays it out on the table so, I would call it thought provoking. What no one has said is how completely and utterly SURPRISING the twists. YES ITS FARFETCHED! You will guess. You will be wrong. Unless you have read too far to catch a spoiler or of course read the book; the father... I PROMISE you will never see this coming. And then it gets BETTER! This is not a sex/skin flick though some of that is present. This is not a thriller, though elements of surprise, mystery, plot twists, fantasy and more are present. The comedy is perfectly subtle, with a few laugh out load moments but not too much to get you off of an introspective tone; the character study of a sex addict with abandonment issues. What this movie is: Storytelling at its best! A touching mother son story. A MUST see for all who won't be offended by crudeness! Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Redbelt

Redbelt is so much better than I expected. After watching a number of gritty low budget fight flick this crisp picture (solid production values aka budget) was actually a welcome change of pace. It is certainly more mainstream friendly than some of the other movies I have watched recently. This one is inspiring and heartfelt. The drama builds at a methodical pace typical in David Mamet films. If you have seen House of Games, or Heist, even The Edge- all aim to be more intelligent with 'important' dialog and a 'message.' Certainly not a noir feel like the first but still (similar to 'Heist' or 'the Spanish Prisoner') a rhythmically paced drama that goes from fighting lesson to life lesson to example and makes a point to spell it all out in words. Despite a great many words the fights are decent and the overall feeling uplifting. It does aim to be significantly more than a fight film and for some that will be a plus. It is far from dazzling and yet as a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and of Underdog stories this was a perfect fit for me and likely many other viewers. This is a character study of Jiu Jitsu instructor Mike Terry (played brilliantly by Chiwetel Ejiofor). The instructor remains very centered and rational despite reaching the end of his rope in all areas. Still, when the time for action comes, he does what needs to be done. The thoughtful approach gives you the feeling you were just schooled by a monk, cerebral and yet simple. Oddly interesting. Its not for everyone but I found his signature style in a new genre fascinating. Recommended for fans of smart underdog sport fight films and especially fans of Mamet. Hope this is Helpful!

The American President

The American President is a must see. 4.5* Romantic love story that has certain... challenges. The plot follows a predictable formula but that is critic nonsense anyway. Its heartwarming, beautiful and simply a joy to watch, thats a fans perspective. Michael Douglas is fantastic for the role. It is obvious that he can be the charmer but years ago I questioned whether he could pull off the power of President. I was convinced and fell in love with the movie. Considering option for the day between Valentines and Presidents Day this was an obvious choice to revisit and I am glad I did. The appeal has not faded and if anything to see a lovable leader with a good heart who's capable of make the necessary decision but also showing vulnerability and compassion. This movie effectively shows the human side of a president. There is no political pretense or agenda, this is and old fashion pure charmer that wins with clever script, great acting and likable characters. Annette Bening is simply adorable. The she has the ability to be starstruck and yet re-main a strong confident woman play the role completely convincingly. Sheen and Fox and the rest of the cast are spectacular as well. I think the designation of romantic comedy implies to some people hysterical but this drama is more about passion and unexpected even unlikely romance with a sprinkling of humor to keep it light. Believable? As believable as every other magical fairy tale fantasy but delightful for sure. A GREAT choice for a date night on Presidents Day or any other. Hope this is Helpful!

Fist of the Warrior

Fist of the Warrior mandates a certain amount of suspension of disbelief. But like Bruce Lee, Ho Sung Pak is one wicked cool bad@ss when he gets pissed off. This is a much much much more effective use of the same idea that Kung Fu Killer attempted. This movie has the feel of an eastern version of Punisher. WATCH THIS FOR FIGHTS! Unlike the sport fight flicks this one has SERIOUS attitude. The plot is simple, Lee Choe decides he wants a better honest life with his girlfriend who he deeply loves. A 5th grader could figure out the rest of the plot. The bad men don't like this and accidentally kill the love of his life. With almost super human power evoked from an intense rage Lee Choe reigns down a fiery hell storm of vengeance! DO NOT PISSOFF THIS GUY! holyshtstorm! Acting and plot are kind of a ~meh~ mediocre, but in a revenge flick you want to see rage and payback and in that department it delivers full force; with violet deaths and martial arts to see. For a low budget feature it turned out to be more than I expected. If this is a genre you like I recommended watching it for the fights Hope this is Helpful!

Death Bet

I have been watching my way through a variety of sport martial arts films of a wide variety. This cage fight flick comes from an unknown production company in Norway called Underdog Production House. I hoped to find something no one would have expected; however when you roll the dice on a flick like this occasionally you come up with nothing. Unfortunately that is the case here. There are a few sex scenes and a few bloody fight scenes. Some of the fights were very convincingly raw since there are so few effects or camera tricks the fist on flesh is a bit like the back yard brawl type fights. To say this is the worst film ever is an exaggeration but certainly little reason I can come up with to even warrant the time to watch it unless you are fanatical about low budget fight flicks and do not concern yourself with the plot or acting. My main curiosity was Underdog Production House which has released two movies now. I think I'll pass on the other one and I recommend you skip this one too. Hope this is Helpful!

Hulk Vs.

Hulk Vs is a disk that contains two great Marvel Direct to DVD films. I rented it first but should have just splurged for the purchase. I hoped I would love it. I DO! Hulk Vs. Thor comes first on the disk and was a good one to watch first. It is a very good Thor Story. I have loved the mythological meets heroes mix ever since Thor entered the Gargoyles TV show which was an all time favorite of mine in the 90s. The only reason I am moving on so quickly and (by passing the ranting and raving over this one) is the fact that Hulk Vs. Wolverine is even better than the battle between the big guys. In short Thor is more Fantasy while Wolverine is more attitude and action! Both are good and worth watching. If you are a fan of what DC has done with the Justice League I think you need to get ready for more great things from the marvel camp as well. This is not for kids stuff. I have never felt the Just league was aimed at youngsters and should be approached with the same parental caution. It is great for teens and up. OK putting my father role aside and speaking as a fan. I LOVE THIS STUFF!! =) The incredible thing to me it witnessing the gap close between American animation (seen as cartoons for kids years ago) and the Japanese Anime which was seen as a small niche market in the USA. In my lifetime I have seen animation for adults finally become something that is being taken more seriously in this country. AS EVIDENCED by the Hell Boy series and by the DC comics Animated Series of course (gotta love JL), and now by this. Outside of the ever evolving Spiderman the great standouts from the marvel side have been fewer. I am not forgetting about Dr Strange which was good or Ultimate Avengers (which is uneven) but this really sets a higher bar. The writing is smart the art is great, sometimes bloody, the laughs are there too (stick through the credits ;-). Action, humor and overall FUN! What else can I say. Highly Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Hollywood High 2

Hollywood High 2 (1981) has the look and feel of the late 70s. It follows Hollywood High (1976) Which was a response to the success of The Cheerleaders (1973) [a personal guilty pleasure]. However, Hollywood High 2 is a low point in this genre. Porky's is where the genre peaks and is the foundation for today's gutter comedy. Other than a history lesson HH2 is pointless. The topless women are not attractive enough to make any compensation for the horrific acting. The plot is no more insulting than the genre dictates but no effort was put into the flick. I'm assuming the presumption was that skin would carry it all the way. IT DOES NOT! The significance of the DVD is no more than to show the lows in a genre accentuate the highs. Watch this only for the History or nostalgia. The stoned topless girls are not enough. NOT recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Animaniacs: Vol. 1

Thinking back on Animaniacs I have always had warm nostalgic feelings. I loved the show when it aired. I was in High School at the time and even though it was a cartoon I still liked to watch it after school before homework or going to my part-time job. I loved how hyperactive it was. Funny and entertaining. It reminded me of the Looney Toons I watch as an even younger kid. As a 15 year old the animation gave endless possibilities for gags and drew in the younger viewers but the jokes like "Helloooooo Nuuuuurse!" made me think it was targeted as us teenagers. I am not 15 any more. Now at 31, a good friend encouraged me to re-visit this great show from my youth. I gotta admit I may be a bigger fan of it now than I was then. The pop culture references with the Goodfeathers (and more), and the Political Satire Pinky and the Brain lightly skim over are funny smart elements I missed in the very fast passed hyperactive tone the first time through. I now feel it is also aimed at adults. My kids are now 3 and 4 years old. I was hesitant on this because as I said my recollection was that the animated show hit the teen crowd. MY KIDS LOVE IT! Yacko Wacko and Dot and beyond rapid fire they are machine gun paced. The speed of the wit, the jokes the gags they come so fast you could never catch them all the first time through making repeated viewing necessary and enjoyable. I am hyperactive myself and so for me and my three year old son the many different direction suits a short attention span as well as it entertains the rest of us shaking our heads in awe and laughing our guts out! Animaniacs was also the springboard for launching other shows where the charterers of Pinky and the Brain were first introduced and then released to their own time slot. (another favorite act of mine). I could go on and on. I have fallen back in love with an old but not forgotten favorite. It works for all ages and receives my highest stamp of RECOMMENDATION! Hope this is Helpful!

When Will I Be Loved?

The reviews here are HARSH! What has been neglected (as far as I read) is the stunning performance by Neve Campbell. This woman is reminiscent of Sylvia Kristel in Emmanuelle. A woman driven by curiosity and a desire to know. She says at one point "I'm still curious" that is the answer to why she is doing the things she does. This movie is about ONE character. It is about her curiosity & four ways to have sex. Alone in the shower; with a Hot young sleazy man; with a Hot young Woman; and with an old rich classy Man who pays. She is curious about money and what people will do for it or to get it; and She is curious about sex. Other reviewers missed that she was not being hustled by the hustler. She knows all along she is manipulating him to satisfy her own curiosities. The same as she did when she was with another woman, or even with the old man. The filler in between these four sequences is useless GARBAGE poorly attempting to glue together an otherwise interesting story. I admit my rating here is solely based on the parts of the movie Neve was in. What salvaged this rental was the Special Features selection called "Scene Sexplorations with Neve Campbell and director James Toback." Campbell & Toback talk about the film and the meaning behind 4 key scenes which happen to be sex scenes; at least sexual in nature, then it sends you directly to that scene so you can watch the interesting parts and then goes back to the features menu where you select the next of the four. I watched this FIRST by accident. My cousin had already watched the movie and I came home at the end. NORMALLY I would say this would spoil a movie. BUT there is nothing to spoil if you think Emmanuelle meets Indecent Proposal. This 30 minutes is worth renting. I then WASTED MY TIME watching the whole film and I had seen the only parts worth seeing. My biggest complaint is the ending but I should have skipped that part anyway. Watch the Special Feature before deciding on the rest. Hope this is Helpful!

Peter and the Wolf

I loved the Disney version of Peter and the Wolf animated in 1946. Fifty years later I guess some producers thought it necessary to re-make the classic with big names at the times. Kirstie Alley plays the mother of a boy who's grandfather is telling him the story of the old days. She also voices many of the characters. Lloyd Bridges is the grandfather and narrator. I have mixed feelings about this because I wish they had just stuck with more animation and less live action interruptions, HOWEVER for me is is a celebration of the classic Sergey Prokofiev tale. Originally composed in 1936 there are times when a reminder is necessary. This film was a "don't forget" type reminder. It is one that works for my kids but they only like the animated parts. There is another version a Stop Motion short film with no dialogue that is a MUCH better re-telling but it is really not for kids. Peter and the Wolf (2006) Piotrus i wilk is a must see for adults [see review]. Since NF does not have the 1946 Disney classic available on DVD I recommended this one as an introduction to a great story and a fantastic piece of musical composition but know its not the best version they'll ever see. It is a worthy introduction to a new generation. Hope this is Helpful!

Deadly Bet

Jeff Wincott is a fighter who has a look and feel marked by the Karate and Kickboxing movies of the late 80's and early 90's. If you are not really into sport fights, and kickboxing reminiscent of Jean-Claude Van Damme's style then this is not for you. There is some cheesy-ish acting but the 6 foot high straddle kicks taking out two opponents at once are enough for some viewers. The supporting cast is week and the plot tries a little to hard to be the inspiring root for the underdog who reforms his bad ways type formula. The very dated 80's silk shirts are bit distracting as well. LOL. Despite the bad wardrobe the training sequence as he gets him self together, though forced a bit, is decent. I liked the ending and 2/3 of the fights. The ones on the street were less convincing than the ones in the ring. The ending is both sweet and a bit funny, almost charming I could say. Not for everyone but fans of the 80s 90s fight flick era Van Damme, Segal and Noris, will likely enjoy Jeff Wincott. The rest of the viewers will be best to pass. Hope this is Helpful!

Vacancy 2: The First Cut

Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008) is an interesting prequel to Vacancy (2007) with Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. The first one had more star power going for it and was good but certainly not top caliber of torture-horrors of which Saw may set the bar. I was pleased with the first but not knowing what to expect hoped for even more. This around I expected very little. From and EXCEPTIONAL original you can usually expect a somewhat diluted squeal. To my surprise this was better than I expected. It is not as graphic as the shocking films nor is it as scary as movies that mess with you head too, but conceptually the idea of how the story began and the path of decent the characters took is interesting. Horror fans are going to compare V2 to other horror greats and find it a bit disappointing but, if you liked the first one and you are a fan of smart writing and interesting characters as well as the blood and suspense the genre brings. THEN you will enjoy this one. It is predictable and far from exceptional but falls squarely on the good and worth watching once, stack of movies. Hope this is Helpful!

W.

THIS IS FICTION! Oliver Stone made an entertaining movie about a father and son. Solid acting and cast. Interesting story BASED on the real life presidents of the USA. The movie is interesting except for some dull moments where it delves too far into politics. It is irrelevant- the political events- because its fiction! To even claim its speculative conjecture about what MAY have happened behind closed doors give the implication the movie is trying to be true. (parts are true but that's NOT the point). Its not bad for entertainment! Satire has to use partial truths. Thats why SNL is funny. Stone focuses on the ineptitude and shortcomings of W. in the film. Left or Right you wont find much to categorically disagree with because it is purely speculation at most, and fiction by definition. If Americans understand its make believe influenced by the writers own personal life experiences and agenda, then a review can be made. SLAVE2NFLIX points out the idea the this could have been as much a reflection of Stone and his own Dad as much as about W and HW. At times Brolin shows a realistic portrayal but that dangerously lures viewers into believing the parody element are more than just that. Bush haters are going to find this a blast, with many laughs. Anyone who despises politicians will enjoy the demeaning tone as well. There are few W supporters left and most are hiding now refusing to admit it. Stones movie is not all attack. The Human element of W is what Americans liked about him from the start. He is a regular guy, not a superhuman shmoozer. The TRUE story of W. could be an inspiring underdog story but his flaws are too easy to pick out as comical and the diversion to political agenda too tempting for that to ever really happen. So, what does all that mean about W. the movie? I think its worth watching BUT remember it is FICTION first with elements of history sprinkled in and not a Biography. Hope this is Helpful!

Heathcliff: I Heart Sonja

Heathcliff: I Heart Sonja is old school Heathcliff. Other than Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats most of the discs available here were the new version though some more are coming. If you are a fan this is a good choice for the season. It may not be the best one to start on if you have never seen the series. Start with Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats if you have never seen it before. I like this one has some episodes with more heart, and my favorite part of the DVD is the bonus features episodes with Riffraff and gang. They have a soccer game in the junkyard that is pretty fun. Recommended for Nostalgic Fans! Hope this is Helpful!

The Stewardesses: Bonus Material

The Stewardesses is classic 60s 70s exploitation. Phatz sees a little more here than my great and respected friend Film Grrrl. As a film history buff though I cannot argue. This is classic! The script is irrelevant but a horny stewardess gets off a plane and pleasures herself while tripping on acid until she gets laid by a fantasy. In the end there is some gruesome bloody murder. Oh and did I mention this classic exploitation is in bold 3D. Yes, I dug out an old pair of 3D glasses (yours may need reversed I just popped out the lenses and switched 'em). My cousin tells me you can create the glasses yourself with a I marker. do not know how well that works but they are available online for $3 or less if you don't have some from the last 3d movie you saw at the theater. I must admit I have never seen a film like this (genre) in 3D. It was rather titillating the 3D addition! Yeah NOT for everyone but most of you know in advance if you like old school exploitation (which implies more pron with the trippy drug induced hallucinations and the bloody). If this is your thing grab some 3D lenses and check it out. I will NOT give it a universal recommendation but I did [bashfully] enjoy it. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Soul Men

Soul Men was not yet released when Bernie Mac Passed away. As his Final Film I hoped full heartedly to be signing the praises of an exceptional masterpiece. Unfortunately I am apologizing that wasn't all it could have been. It is worth a peek for sure but it is a pretty average buddy story and falls FAR short of the Blues Brothers with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. There were some laughs but to use the word 'uproarious' would be a drastic overstatement. Humorous maybe a better adjective. It has some really good scenes but others even it out. Macs character here reminded me of Mr. 3000 so if you want a taste of nostalgia you may find a small slice here. I may watch the movie again because it was Macs last role but if not for that, I may have just deemed this a seen-it-all-before and considered it a one view flick. Jennifer Coolidge is a delightful addition to the cast and gives it a warmer softer touch. The men tend to through around a lot of bitterness and cursing between each time fighting with each other. Don't watch it if the word Mother****er bothers you. I guess I am left with shrugs. I do not regret having rented it. Nothing bad about it. There is just little to get excited about either. Recommended for fans of cast. Hope this is Helpful!

City of Ember

City of Ember is a gorgeous entertaining family adventure film that is highly recommended for fans of the genre. Leaving out any meaningless comparison to the book, stand alone this movie works. The creation of a city, an entire world underground was the make or break element for this film. The City they created was incredibly convincing, elaborate, detailed, and beautiful. A little less effort was spent on the CGI shots but together it all works. Tim Robbins is terrific as a thinker and a father. Bill Murry plays an annoying gluttonous mayor who only cares about his own comfort. He is hams it up more than necessary but fantastic teen actors actually serve to ground the movie. Saoirse Ronan, Harry Treadaway are the young actors who play Lina and and Doon perfectly. The film as a whole did not do as much for my family as Spiderwick Chronicles but it was a big step up from the latest Journey to the Lost World. This has more Sci-Fi and less pure fantasy either of the former and for what it is we were pleased. I was surprised it kept my sons attention being almost purely live action but the ornate costumes and the 'pretty lights' =) did the trick. I actually hadn't realized the darkness in colors and lighting until the brightness eliminated the fantastic conclusion. A solid 4*s and a confident recommendation to fans of PG Adventures and family friendly Science Fiction. Hope this is Helpful!

Babylon A.D.

Babylon A.D. is exactly what it sets out to be! It is a futuristic sci-fi Action movie full of chases fights and suspense. The target audience here will find a lot to enjoy despite critic which state obvious facts like "Typical Vin Diesel film." YEAH...? so if you like watching things blow up and a nun who does martial arts check it out. The character here is a bit like the futuristic Transporter but the movie fits more squarely as a lesser version of Chronicles of Riddick meets Blade Runner. There is no need to point out Vin Diesel's strengths and weaknesses, if you've seen him once you know that already. The story itself is interesting as well but it needs the book as a basis to understand the full context which doesn't fit the constraints of a single movie. The movie is aimed at Sci-Fi fans with an affinity to futuristic action. Recommended for viewers who fit that niche. Hope this is Helpful!

Frozen River

Frozen River is a challenging movie, completely mesmerizing but at times difficult to watch. My wife says its too heavy to be enjoyable but still is a must see! I agree mostly but rate it higher because of spectacular conviction these women bring to the leading roles. As thick as the drama is poured out here it does not leave you feeling happy. It will leave you thinking, impacted, and you will not forget it, but real to life movies do not tend to be feel good flicks. It is not as upsetting as Snow Angels or as irritating as Gone Baby Gone but parents especially will find moments of agony while watching this phenomenal production. Melissa Leo is nominated for Best Actress Oscar for a reason. She will lead you through an array of emotions with this performance! The movie has been compared to Rourkes performance in the Wrestler. In Frozen River you will see two women, both single mothers, literally fighting the world for the sake of there children. How far should they go? Are some actions justifiable when the stakes become high enough? When compromising your morals just a little for your families, where is the line of acceptable vs too far? Many questions arise. These women are forced to bend so far they even begin to doubt themselves. After breaking the law and compromising / rationalizing so far; they draw a line but what will those consequences bring? After become completely consumed by a world they never meant to enter so deeply, the harsh reality of earth, the law, and the consequences crashes down like a brick wall. You will question the means but not the motives! Vague. Yes, on purpose. Be careful how many reviews you read there are elements best discovered while watching the movie. In Short: if you are up for a heavy hitting, emotional rollercoaster, that beautifully filmed, showcasing a devoted pair of mothers and the lengths to which they'll go; delivered convincingly through Oscar caliber performances, the Frozen River is a Must See! Hope this is Helpful!

Futuresport

After seeing Dean Cain deliver an acceptable performance in the Christmas movie Breakway which was a dumbed down version of Die Hard made for TV I decided to give this movie a shot. Also I have been working through odd sci-fi sports movies like Running Man so it seemed promising. So onto this movie. Well Like Breakaway was a dumbed down TV version of Die Hard; Futuresport is a TV version of Rollerball. If you love the genre of futuristic sci-fi sport movies and watch sci-fi channel TV flicks this will be exactly your thing. It is a very small niche of viewers who will dig it but it really is not bad for what it is even though most viewers pass on it. Hope this is Helpful!

Nanny Insanity

Nanny Insanity is completely transparent and overly physical comedy. It was too goofy for my tastes but some of the family liked it more than I did. I didn't care for Borat either so I may be in the minority here but I'm going to recommend caution on approaching this one unless your threshold for slapstick is much higher than mine. Despite the various groups of people it borders on offending sometimes it is funny. In Short its not terrible just obvious. Hope this is Helpful!

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

In this Valentine Season a few charming teen romantic comedies seem appropriate. This one is certainly predictable but more entertaining that I expected. Michael Cera is always the sweetheart and Kat Dennings is delightful to watch. The rest of the cast is mostly entertaining though from time to time over the top. Fans of the genre will be very pleased but if you expect more than what this is you may be left wanting more. It was all I expected plus a little too much on the gross comedy but other than the gum gag making me want to gag the gay friends were great and the drunk friend was bearable. The hot jealous ex was predictable and yet a entertainingly desperate. In Short the movie is far from exceptional but a 3.5* gushy teen comedy that does what it should. If its your thing go for it! Hope this is Helpful!

Major League

Major League is a classic baseball comedy that somehow I missed back in the day. Fortunately my sports movie quest landed this on my lap. WOW. I dismissed it far too long. Yes it is ridiculous and Charlie sheen is certainly not a convincing thug. BUT the team Tom Berringer Charlie Sheen and yes even Wesley Snipes was pretty funny along with Dennis Haysbert. Not all of the goofy jokes work really well but many at least crack a smile. The Romance subplot is a second underdog story to the main plot. Margaret Whitton play the team owner and villain since she hope the crew will fail. Then she can move 'em to Maimi. With nothing to lose and only one shot they aim for the Pennant. As silly and light as this movie can be by the end you will be on your feet cheering for the underdogs and singing "Wild Thing" with the rest of the stadium. Its a great (predicable) sports comedy for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Chowder: Vol. 2

Chowder is a fun and interesting TV show on Cartoon Network. It is not a favorite of mine but my kids like it as much as SpongeBob SquarePants. Chowder would be in league; along with Ed, Edd & Eddy and the Mis-Adventures of FlapJack though this is a bit more toddler friendly than those. The jokes are pushing the edge of appropriate for the young ones but Spongebob does that as well. Much of the humor is burp, fart, snot, stinky rotten something = puke swallowing silly face, type jokes. Chowder is a lovable monster that just wants to do his job as a chefs assistant for the people who have taken him in. Bad thing always happen to the poor fella but, they work out in the end. For me this doesn't rank up with the Must See's but for an 8 year old boy it may be just right. Volume 2 continues to be as consistently entertaining as the show began. Hope this is Helpful!

Kicking & Screaming

Verbally abusing children repeatedly is not at all funny. Kicking and Screaming had the potential to be a good movie and may have been if it hit the target audience and if you removed Will Farell; or at least toned down the annoying role. The kids can really play some great soccer. I am a huge fan of Soccer and love coaching movies. The problem here is this coach will not inspire teach or even entertain. This movie is about the war between Farell and his father Duvall. Duvall is great but Farell is annoying an the negativity is far too high. The kids trying to play soccer fall victim to obnoxious adults. As a soccer player when I was a kid no parents would allow a coach to get so caught up and the kids would not be that It is a movie that focuses on the wrong things. Teaching kids bad behavior and winning at all costs. So the movie which is aimed at kids is really not appropriate for kids. But far too goofy for adults. The adults here are terrible role models. When he does finally come around to apologize it is unconvincing and too little too late. With a happy ending as much as I did not enjoy most of it this movie is recommended only for 10 year old children who play soccer. Once they can realize this is just make believe and this is NOT the way people are in real life they could find entertainment here. Parents beware for younger kids. Hope this is Helpful!

The Secret of the Magic Gourd

The Secret of the Magic Gourd aka Bao hu lu de mi mi is a foreign film made with English voice over dubbing that give it a bit of a clumsy feel. It starts off very very boring. I hoped it would turn a corner like the great Author and the Invisibles. It did a little bit, but the movie is EXTREMELY sappy even for Phatz =) an the slow pace plus the obvious moral to the story is kind of beaten into it. It does NOT have the look or feel of the better Disney Movies so I am surprised to see that team is willing to have their name attached. The movie is not bad but not worth watching either if you were not trying to use this as a class. I can see a school classroom or Sunday school class watching this to reinforce the concept that getting everything you wish for, is not as good as it would seem and that cheating does not pay. The moral here is that if you earn your successes you can take pride in them. It is a good lesson and my kids actually hatched pretty much of the movie, since they liked the ONE animated gourd in the film. HOWEVER this is NOT a recommendation. I am giving it 2.75*s and recommendation to pass unless your considering it for a teaching film, otherwise its fairly dull. Hope this is Helpful!

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is cute and entertaining little movie that doesn�t take itself too seriously. Surprisingly it follows a similar formula to the one I described earlier today in the review of Cars. A privileged beautiful and somewhat selfish girl/actress who take too much for granted falls victim to circumstance and then ends up in an unfamiliar environment. She finds her self in the army and not well suited for it. Megan Valentine needs to grow and learn to work and take responsibility. After disappointing her peers for a period she eventually rises to the task and in fact lends a hand with her own unique skills. I was expecting Blonde and Blonder but this character was actually much more likeable. It stared with a bit of The Simple Life angle but fortunately grew into a tender and in fact charming yarn of spoiled girls evolution into a supportive teammate. It is not a hilarious comedy, it is CUTE. It family friendly (mostly), and Jessica Simpson was actually right for the role, surprising as it may be. At one point Valentine says to her agent, How can people take me seriously if I cant get a serious role. Which ironically fits Simpson since this is yet another movie with the look of a silly ditzy movie, and then in the end becomes a little bit more. 3.5*s for fans of Jessica Simpson it may be a bigger hit. Hope this is Helpful!

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, is FANTASTIC! My family was surprised by how much we enjoyed the first one and so logically I would assume the squeal to be a step down (hopefully small). WRONG! Its a step UP! If you remotely liked the first this is absolutely positively a MUST must must! I regret having not seen it before! Even if you haven't seen the first WATCH THIS! It stands on its own (but the old lady will make a little more sense if you saw the first ;-). This movie has MUCH more dance tunes. Our favorite remains I Like To Move It Move It, I Like To Move It Move It, Ya Like To (MOVE IT!) Thank God we have blinds on our windows because my 3 and 4 year old LOVE to dance. Mommy and Daddy are forced to participate! Point, there are many more dance tune in this movie that will surly get you groove-in together. SECONDLY: the heart warming Father Son tale here shows remarkable resemblance to The Lion King. I have often held the Lion King in a league of its own with music animation story and inspirational heart untouchable by all or any other animated feature! I don't think this can reach that 6 star legend but it may well be the closest I have seen yet! THIRD: The Madagascar Penguins and the monkeys have a bigger sub-plot more clever and absolutely HILARIOUS! FOURTH the altruistic Melman and the complicated love story plot between him and Gloria that turned to a triangle is very touching! FIFTH: the Marty story is as funny as Chris Rock and becomes a buddy story with Alex the lead lion. IN SHORT: It is a coming of age, Father son acceptance- heart warming, clever hilarious comedy, love story /triangle, inspirational altruistic-, endearing buddy story, fantastically fun dance party! And that is with out mentioning the exceptional CGI and the breathtaking images. Put another way; HIGHLY Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Step Up 2 the Streets

Step Up 2 the Streets has some of the most incredible stepin hip hop dances I have seen in these niche movie. You know Step Up, Honey, Make it Happen. Even the Stomp and Krump movies follow this same formula. You know EXACTLY what you are getting and what to expect here. Attractive actors male and female, and some great dances. At the beginning I was concerned because the early dances were a bit week. So You Think You Can Dance wouldn't have accepted it. BUT as we get a little further along the predictable underdog plot the quality of the dances STEPS UP too. The entire movie is a set up to one big smashing final that happens in the rain on The Streets and will really blow you away! If you enjoy amazing dancers you will want to see this! I rewound that dance twice. My young cousin Ruthann did two more times LOL. If you are not interested in the plot check out the opening robbery/dance on the train which is completely unique, then fast forward to the end dance which is very cool. All the stuff in the middle is just la dee da drama that you could take or leave. I suggest for no other reason should this make your queue than for the good choreography, and for that you will enjoy. WATCH THIS FOR MODERN DANCE! Hope this is Helpful!

Cars

Cars is GREAT! It is not quite the Lion King or the Incredibles but in the context of modern animation those follow a different formula. Where the Incredibles is a superheros fitting into the real world formula Cars is a story of an arrogant selfish talented young athlete/car I mean) who needs to learn to grow up and utilize his team. Yes it fits the sports movie genre. But it also shows depth. Some people complained about the NASCAR angle. It is a good choice of sport because racing, like running, is a sport that could easily be seen as an individuals event and not a team sport. So to believe this racer/runner/car is under the belief that he can do it alone, is more convincing than say Football or Baseball. The moral of the story is great. It leaves a lot to talk about with older kids and the younger boys will just like the fact that they a racecars! I concur that it is not perfect. Wilson is an odd choice for the lead voice part here but with the exceptional strength of the rest of the cast and the stellar animation that week link is overlookable. There are a few questionable themes parents should be aware of. McQueen at one point declares radiator springs is "Hillbilly Hell!" but he learns better later. Other adult jokes like the pinstripe tattoo will go over your kids head but give adults a few chuckles. Characters here are great though stereotypically diverse. I won't go into them all but in short you have smart cute love interest, a hippy neighbor to a soldier and a judge next to the junkyard trailer park character, Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) who is hilarious here. The laughs are present but I would not call this a comedy since I prefer underdog stories and that is how I view Cars. The shallow conceited athlete grows a lot of heart, learns his lessons and makes friends with an unlikely team/town. The movie is funny charming inspiring and heartwarming. Even if its not perfect it is a 5 star hit in our family and highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Push

I enjoyed Push! My wife just shrugs. This movie will drastically split opinions. Many fans of superhero mutant SciFi will find parts to enjoy. It cannot hold a candle to great mainstream hits like Spiderman; but targets fans of Jumper. Push is in league with The Seeker, Mutant X, & Hancock though not really similar to them. A few elements from The Matrix & Heroes seep in here too. Nonetheless, Push is quite unique. The super powers here are all psychic in nature. There are Movers who can Push objects with their minds. Watchers are clairvoyant seeing the future. Some telepaths make you believe alternate truths while some erase memories. Sniffers see objects history through smell. Shifters change the appearance of an object. A stitch can heal or wound with a touch. PLOT: The son of a great mover (whos father was killed) meets the daughter of a great watcher (whos mother is in danger). They must save a truth bender. Of course there is an evil Mover, Watcher & Truth bender too. Most annoyingly the banshee like Bleeders who pop your brain by screaming- looking constipated (none of them were good). Finally the government agency Division is after them. The breaking point for my wife was the videogame feel of the final fight. With the ability to add a Push to the end of a punch, its like your super punch move in Mortal Combat. (looking forward to the game;-). Thats its biggest cheesy draw back. The highlight is the fact that you never know what is really happening. Since the good guys need to disguise their plan from the evil watcher its literally a puzzle to put together. Dakota Fanning is extremely likable, Djimon Hounsou is convincing and formidable. Chris Evans- not my favorite lead hero. I still see him as Johnny Storm and waited for the FLAME ON. A few flaws aside it is original and clever. This alternate universe is interesting. I found it to be worth watching and in fact enjoyable. Solid 4* with a reserved recommendation to fans of the genre. Hope this is Helpful!

Space Buddies

Space Buddies is exactly what you would expect. Remarkably cute puppies with stereotypical and diverse personalities accidentally wonder aboard a spaceship designed to take wealthy commercial passengers to space. My kids liked it a little more than Snow Buddies. Some of the acting is cheesy but the CGI is good and the laughs aimed at the youngsters. I always liked space movies and it would seem Disney is aiming more space movies at toddlers. Dont expect the exceptional WALL-E quality here but fans of the other Buddies movies and talking dog movies will enjoy it. Some times these movies are SOO clich� that they are fun to pick which space movie each scene spoof/copies from. Many adults will find little here but its a good rent for the kids. My sons favorite is the ferret and my daughter likes the girl dog. Hope this is Helpful!

Getting Lucky

TROMA yes. Featured on USA Up All Night of course! =) This sexy campy comedy is the exact definition of NOT FOR EVERYBODY! That said I humbly admit it is a HUGE guilty pleasure! I was young teen when fist saw that and witnessed 'THE SCENE' lmao!! I will never forget it and neither will you! I had to re-watch to see if its as great as my warm nostalgia recalled. Well in the Troma style it is of course low budget and not quite Porky's though possibly the Girls locker room scenes were Porky's inspired. If you know anything about Troma this is FAR BETTER than most. If not then be ware many of the scenes are intentionally skimped to keep prices low and tongue in cheek campy corny comedy runs heavy through out. It is certainly uneven because there are some fantastic scenes and some utter crap but overall it is a lot of fun to watch (if you like low budget sex comedies with T&A). There are many upskirt cheerleader shots and some breasts in the shower. There is the stereotypical drive in theater scene present in all late 80s of the genre. The underdog love story is beaten to death because it works. What moves this from 4* to a 5* must see IMO is THE scene. The one scene this movie is famous or infamous for is when the leprechaun accidentally shrinks Bill (like an adult Honey I Shrunk the Kids) and the girl he is in love with sits on him on the bicycle seat. Miniature Bill gets stuck in-side her panties and is trying to climb out. The ensuing orgasmic response in the middle of class, paired with the gigantic wall of pubs he is attempting to climb to get free of his girls privates is SHOCKING and completely gut-bustlingly hilarious; not to mention the inappropriate fantasy of many a teen boy! This is a love or hate film NOT FOR EVERYBODY! Hope this is Helpful!

I Want Candy

A film student writes a script called The Love Storm. It is a adult film with a deeper romance. He sets out to write and direct the most intelligent moving horny movie of its kind. In short a bunch of students are shooting a film on a shoestring budget in their parents house while they are gone for the day. Then the Big timers try to steal it. Sound familiar? It should If you saw National Lampoons Barely Legal. Barely Legal was originally 'After School Special' in 2003 and released later under the National Lampoon distributing giant. That movie has nearly the same story. If you like one you'll like the other too. Back to I want Candy; Carmen Electra is gorgeous (but you just don't get to see much of her). It is essentially a PG-13 Brit-com about movie making (except for the suggested adult content). The porn industry gimmick adds a little intrigue but out side of a hint at girl on girl and off screen sex there is no actual T&A. That said it is still a charming amusing film for fans of Brit-com but apparently other reviews expected a raunchy American Sex Comedy, which this IS NOT! It is a charming witty underdog story about amateur movie makers. If that is what you are looking for and expecting then you will be less disappointed. ~ almost 3.5*s ~ Hope this is Helpful!

Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society shows no resemblance to where this franchise began. Poison Ivy (1992) with Drew Barrymore is an exceptional sexy thriller in league with Lolita. Poison Ivy 4 is not even in the same genre much LESS the same caliber. That said, it is not completely with out redeeming attributes. Though its nothing like the earlier Poison Ivy it is a bit like the movie The Skulls meets Cruel Intentions. If you liked Cruel Intentions 3 and you like secret society movies this is not to bad. It is completely predictable. The sexual tension comes and goes as did my attention but for me it was worth a peak. Even a good ending couldn't quite make it a good film. Not for everyone! Hope this is Helpful!

Peter Pan

Peter Pan (2003) This version of the classic tale stays as true to the Disney Book version as any other live action Peter Pan version. My kids loved it because they could recognize the characters, since we read the book nearly every night. There will never be a re-make as sensational as the original animated version but this one does try. It nobly garners 3.5*s from me and fans will enjoy it despite a cheesy Peter. You must admit though Jeremy Sumpter has a fantastic smile. Wendy and the boys are terrific. Rachel Hurd-Wood is the highlight. The story itself nostalgic. It is a worthy revisit for families who adore the story. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

My Best Friend's Girl

My Best Friends Girl reminded me a lot of Good Luck Chuck. The Character he plays here is a bit like Hitch but with very different method. Dane Cook is one of the few people that could pull off a role this VULGAR! It is more than language and scenarios that make this shocking. Tank is essentially an emotional terrorist violating women in every imaginable way. Why? Because he is hired to do it. He is an @sshole for hire. After guy gets dumped they hire Tank to be the worst boyfriend ever and run back to the former guy. This obviously brings with it some bizarre scenarios and many complex challenges. It is not as funny is it could be. It *IS SHOCKING* and that was the aim. In the end it was not bad but I don't need to see it again, and I recommend extreme caution before approaching this offensive film. Hope this is Helpful!

Heroes: Season 3

This Heroes SEASON 3- review comes after Season 4 has just begun. So I decided to re-visit season 3 to refresh before digging into the new one. I did a marathon of season 3, a crash reminder on instant watching. I love this show! Season one was fresh and exciting. Season two was clever and well written but lost a little fresh feeling as the situations became increasingly complex. Season three gets off to a bizarre start since it jumps time periods- future, past present, quite often. Additionally all the facts you knew about good guys and bad guys gets completely challenged. The momentum builds through the season, about half way through the season things have manifested to a to a full boil tension with gripping suspense. The great action of earlier seasons takes a back seat to the intelligent sci-fi thriller feel. The introduction of Robert Forster as the Petrelli father is as exceptional as the gorgeous Kristen Bell joining the cast. In the end this season has more heart and sensitivity. We see the human side of all the heroes good and bad. It is brilliant. Season 4 seams exceedingly promising and so if you have missed the series thus far I strongly recommended catching up on it. Heroes is more than a cult fad. It is a new standard. It raises the bar for supernatural/ hero /sci-fi TV, across the board. HIGHLY recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy

A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy is black but certainly not sexy and not worth the waste of time to watch! Bicker bicker bicker. Would they stop fighting already. It was unbearably slow. The opening sex scene was so dull I actually wanted it to get over already. The movie is about sex and adultery but it lacks sizzle. It reminds me of The Job. Annoying and that is it. Not all bad so here is 2*s but not one more. Yaawwnn! I suggest simply skipping it for a movie that has better decided what exactly it wants to be. Hope this is Helpful!

College

College is not SuperBad for sure, but it is better than I expected! 3.5*s It started HORRIBLE! I was seriously repulsed by the man on man boob hairy body shots.. yuuuk! So I nearly turned it off but stuck through to see more T&A and moved slowly from 2 to 3 stars as a typical House Party rip off American teen sex comedy with high-school wannabe college kids. No surprises most of the way through. BUT there is good acting especially the very expressive face of Kevin Covais (while meeting the dean). And then a turning point when they choose revenge over self-pity it goes up another .5 star. If you are a fan of this genre this will be a pleasant surprise just be sure to give it enough time. Hope this is Helpful!

Postal

Postal! Really is a great TERRIBLE movie. There is nothing redeeming about the movie except that is so surprisingly entertaining! I rolled my eyes and exclaimed scene afe scen was dumb but I couldn�t turn it off. And when Geroge W. and Osama Bin Laden went holding hands skipping off in to the sunset (rather a mushroom cloud) I realized I had laughed much more than I expected to. It is billed as political satire but watches like a SPOOF comedy. It is a spoof of the whole political scene of the 2000s. The acting the scenarios the script are all ridiculously over the top but the effects are cool and the laughs steady. NOTE: You will be laughing AT the film. Not for everyone but surprisingly better than expected. If you were one of the few who like me, enjoyed Team America: World Police check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Heroes: Season 2

Heroes SEASON two is complex and exciting with lots of action and clever concepts it continues the stories of fantastic characters that started in season one. The writing is great but overall impression is that it�s a bit less fresh than the first season. The story goes slightly in a circle since much of the season happens in the past. If you are quickly trying to join the show season one and three will get you prepped for season 4 now on air, but season 2 will give fans more insight into Hiro and the company, and it is certainly enjoyable. I loved to see how the series evolved as well as the powers of our heroes evolving too. It makes for interesting and unexpected possibilities! If you have the time I would certainly check it out. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Heroes: Season 1

Heroes SEASON ONE! This show changes the way superheroes will be viewed by mainstream America! The sci-fi hero genre is NOT just for kids ad Fanboys. This is a real genre with significant appeal to ALL! There are no capes or tights. There are no goofy catch phrases or comedic sidekicks. This may be the first time you ever look at super powers as serious Television for everybody. The series is completely fresh and original even though we have all seen powers before. Shows like Mutant X only reached Sci-fi uber fans like myself. But Heroes is the most approachable representation of this genre since Superman first hit the pages of DC Comics. Season 4 has just begun and I urge you if you havent seen this yet is on Instant Watching and worth a crash course to join the movement. Skeptics thought this was a fad but this is a MOVEMENT!! It is the evolution not of man, but of Television and of the view of Heroes in pop culture. It is a MUST SEE!! 5* recommendation of the highest caliber! Hope this is Helpful!

D'Myna Leagues: Birth of D'Birds

D'Myna Leagues: Birth of D'Birds is the beginning of the series. The story of how this unlikely team comes together. Baseball fans with young boys will enjoy it. I had a great time watching it with my three year old, who loved it as well. Typical story, decent sports cartoon aimed at youngsters but certainly a fun watch for kids and parents on a lazy afternoon. In only 22 minutes on instant watch you can decide if you like the series silly style then check out the rest. I enjoyed placing the stereotypical characters against other baseball legends in films guessing who inspired each player. Ins short: For us it was a real Home Run! =) Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Running Man

As a sports fan AND a fan of post apocalyptic thrillers futuristic death sport games are right in line with my personal favorites. I never knew there were so many outside of Death Race. I collected them in my sports list called WEIRD sports if you love them as much as I check it out. Anyway, The Running Man is a standard Arnold performance in a typical futuristic death game movie, but if you love 'That' movie you will love this one too. The concept is GREAT. TommyC65 points out this is based on a Stephen King novel. [see his great review]. The plot is absolutely absurd but that is part of the fun! =) Watching the shift from victim to underdog is great as well. The acting the effects the fights and chases are all over the top so this is not going to appeal to everyone but, action fans or adolescent males are going enjoy it. You decide. Either way, I Hope this is Helpful!

Just One of the Guys

Just One of the Guys (1985) is a typical 80s romantic comedy and an early gender bender that was copied by other movies. The acting is poor in much of the movie. But there are laughs here and there. The story is cute and interesting providing obvious but entertaining moments of irony. It may not be an exceptional film as a whole but it is certainly worth watching! There are scenes that I will never forget. If you grew up in the 80s its one you�ve probably scene before and was entertaining to revisit on Instant Watch but... I do not miss those clothes or that acting =) just the pure heart that used to be in these types of sweet entertaining movies about finding yourself. Hope this is Helpful!

Raging Bull

WOW!! Robert DiNero really earns the Best Actor Academy award in this one! AMAZING! With out a doubt one of the best boxing movies I have ever seen! Jake LaMotta is the ultimate tough guy. He can take hit after hit after hit in the ring. The guy knows how to take a punch but losing his wife and kid is a blow more than he can handle. Martin Scorsese's brilliant film is intentionally filmed in black and white as metaphorically significant as it is appropriate to the tone of movie. To say he is a tormented soul is certainly an understatement. The angry man is a Raging Bull. I admit to being a fan of the stereotypical underdog boxing movie BUT this is SO much deeper. The script and pacing feel dialog heavy from time to time because the words here provide essential insights and that is only typical of Scorsese and in fact becomes an attractive feature of the film. The look at masculinity and more so self identity is important to everyone, male and female whether a boxer from the Bronks or not. The very close relationship LaMotta has with his brother and the amazing performance by Joe Pesci as the brother is sensational. Not to mention Pesci earns yet another academy award for the MAGNIFICENT film. This is an absolute MUST SEE! Hope this is Helpful!

The Red Shoes

The Red Shoes (1948) is a fantastic story of a ballerina who stars in a ballet, telling the classic Hans Christian Anderson fairy Tale. In the end the lines between real an fantasy overlap and the real meaning of the tale is revealed. The story is about passion. Passion love and obsession. A romantic tragedy! The dancing is absolutely beautiful and the story is rich. The acting is a bit dated in the typical melodramatic 40s style but great, especially for fans of the era. The tale was far too mature and even too dark for my 4 year old to get into it but we will re-visit in another 5 years. Fans of ballet or classic, tragic romantic love stories must see this beautiful gem. Its going to be a life changing movie for a few and sweet romance for others who enjoy that genre. Hope this is Helpful!

Dungeon of Desire

Dungeon of Desire is exactly what you would expect. It is a smoking hot skin flick that really needs little said. You know what soft-core is. The acting is decent considering the genre of course. It is very low budget but the girls are absolutely top notch eye-candy. The bonus features contains an Extra flix, The Girls Of Seduction Cinema. Worth watching if its your cup-o-tea, so to speak. Hope This is Helpful!

The Great White Hope

Several years before Rocky Balboa meets Apallo Creed in the ring there is a fight driven by pride, a desire to be the best, but surround by the heat of a bigger issue. This movie is a heated racial battle. It is NOT a Rocky type sports movie this is a drama about prejudice, hate, classes and race but ultimately about HOPE and love. Based on the true story of Jack Johnson it is an interesting story. The highlight of the film is the EXCEPTIONAL performance by a younger James Earl Jones. The voice, the smile, the swagger, he is simply perfect! You will completely feel the unrestrained JOY he feels in the game and then the unbearable heartache it brings him as well. The story runs much deeper than simply a black man trying to take the heavyweights championship from a white man, it is a story about people and the nature of them. A good man suffers, and yet through his pain you will be inspired. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Pola X

Pola X is very hard to watch film that is excessively slow but somehow intriguing and at times sensitive. Nudity with amateur sex sprinkled here an there. There is death and loss. Loss of innocence and loss of life. The movie is more depressing than erotic and mostly just bizarre. not really recommended but its hard to put a finger on a reason to either love or hate this film. Hope this is Helpful!

Max Payne

NOIR! Beginning to end, and heavily throughout the film, Max Payne is noir influenced. The disappointed reviewers were looking for Sin City action. This is a trippy cool stylish mind bending detective/crime film. Compare this to the other third-person shooter video game movies or first-person shooters' and you'll find this is FAR superior to Doom and certainly as good as Hitman! It may be because the trailer was far too cool for a video game movie, but people are being much too critical of this unique film. Some of it is aimed at fans of old school Noir. Which is what the Graphic novel spin off the video game aimed for. Some of the scenes feel very much like the video's between levels and many of the scenes especially approaching the dramatic conclusion, feel nostalgically like your playing the game. One man, one big gun, many approaching enemies. Boom Boom Boom Boom take 'em out as they come on screen. Movies like Resident Evil and Tomb Raider stretched beyond the look of the video game to feel like mainstream. This movie also stretches, it stretches to include fans of noir and fans of modern shoot'em ups. The inclusion of hallucinations and supernatural elements, drug induced states of extra power, and the weekness of addicts only add flashiness to this who-dun-it. Max is a detective looking for the people who killed is wife and kid. Some reviewers found the thriller aspect hard to follow. I disagree. If you understand the basic elements you know whats coming anyway. If you have no clue then yes, you will be puzzled until all is revealed at the end. Or is it? ;-) Read an excellent review by BuBBa above, for more insight. Apparently this is not for everyone; but I happened to really enjoy it. I am waiting for Grand Theft Auto to become a movie. LOL. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Woody Allen directs another film that gets critical acclaim and the cast is recognized by the awards communities and have been nominated for everything. (if that matters at all to anyone.) Well, Vicky Cristina Barcelona has few surprises, it is an interesting slow paced typical story that has everything needed to win over the critics and yet nothing the viewers haven't seen before. It is intelligent, well acted and overwhelmingly normal. As time passes it won't be remembered as Woody Allen's best work IMO, but its certainly one you have to see once cuz everybody has. Hope this is Helpful!

In Bruges

HOLY CRAP!! WHAT THE?? WOW! I am not sure what to even say after this unbelievably shocking film! I heard a lot of hype, so when it started off unbearably slow- I was initially immensely disappointed. That was short lived. Moments later I was HORRIFIED! and completely enthralled. In a very short time I felt the pain Ray felt. I was as depressed as the characters. Colin Farrell put me through agony (on purpose). Bad turns to worse and the fledgling love story subplot is well complicated. Then after a then after all the guilt, the depression and the killing, (including children), comes the end of a love story. A touching buddy story that ends in a horrible splat. And more killing, accidents and death, (including kids), followed by yet more guilt and a final death. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!! If your confused now GOOD! I can't give it all away but sheesh, everything about this movie is brilliantly made but unimaginably depressing!!! HEART WRENCHINGLY SAD! AND YET somehow this Shakespearean tragedy has a sort of somber and morbid beauty to it. In the end you realize its actually quite simple. Killing kids is bad. Bad people die! Honestly I am in complete and utter SHOCK! This put me through the same emotions as Gone Baby Gone, but the characters where better than those of Snow Angels. I can see this as a love or heat film and most definitely NOT for everybody. I realize now why I had to see it but in a way, I wish I could erase some of these emotions and memories. I can assure you this is NOT your typical hitman movie. I also can not recommend putting you through these emotions unless you are knowingly accepting it, in which case I can declare the script phenomenal (albeit tragic) and Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson remarkable. Think hard before deciding on this movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Teen Wolf / Teen Wolf Too

Looking through the sports genre, (in my quest to list unique Sports movies) how could I miss a childhood favorite like this. Teen Wolf is a Basketball Sports movie and like so many others it is a story bigger than winning the big game it is about a high school boy coming of age and finding a way to fit in as different and unique as he is. The relationship with his dad, his coach, his best friend and the girl who has been a long time friend with a crush on him are all affected when Scott finds out he is really werewolf. The new found powers leave him alienated before he learns the bigger life lessons. A great coming of age story, good sports movie and entertaining high school comedy. If you have never seen it its worth a peek. It was worth re-visiting this one as well. Hope this is Helpful! TEEN WOLF TOO REVIEW: Teen Wolf Too is NOT worth re-watching. It also is a sports movie this time a boxing movie but it is the EXACT same movie just re-made with a different wolf and different sport. for every character in the first there is an EXACT match duplicating it to a lesser degree in the second. NO thought was put in this attempt to capitalize off the success of the first. BAD? well no, not really but COMPLETELY unnecessary, IMO. I recommend you watch the first and skip the second. Hope this is Helpful!

Never Back Down

To claim Never Back Down is a movie that offers anything much more than diluted Karate Kid meets Fight Club would be a stretch. But to declare it a VERY pleasant surprise is most certainly true! Cliche, obvious, what sports movie isn't? Well, at least this tries to be more than just street fights or even pit fights [which I liked in 'Confessions of a Pit Fighter' but that movie offered nothing else]. The Challenge this movie is going to have is it not going to get compared to the gritty Ring Of Death type movie which I LOVED, it going to fall short of Rocky, Karate Kid and Fight Club. Still, if you are a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and some teen drama too, this is certainly worth a peek. My low expectations were far exceeded and I walk away very surprised at the quality of the fights. The acting was predictably not a strength but I don't watch MMA for acting skills, I want to see beat downs. This has a little bit of both. Djimon Hounsou is a stand out while Sean Faris is simply a fighter. Cam Gigandet has a surprising resemblance to Brad Pitts character in Fight Club. =) In short: Fight Fans *should* see this sport fight flick with low expectations, even though it is not for everyone. Hope this is Helpful!

Gus

What is not to LOVE here?! Gus is dated, BUT it is nostalgic and remarkably, as hilarious today as I remember from my childhood. Just looking at Don Knotts makes me crack up. The kids loved the mule destroying the grocery store, the hotel and especially the whole football team flopping around ridiculously in the mud. Beginning to end every piece of this far fetched tale is utterly unbelievable. Corny childish and silly but so much fun for the whole family. Long before Disney started cranking out animal sports movie left and right, this classic with amateur special effects laid the foundations for many to follow. The difference is, with the talented live action cast of comedians, the humor here is timeless. The movie is not meant to be about Football, even though the central plot point is this failing NFL team. It is about a boy and his desire earn his father's pride and to save the team for coach by winning the Super Bowl. This is a Super Bowl like you have never seen before! =) After watching the Big Game this year, sit back and laugh with the little ones at a game that is sure to be equally entertaining. Hope this is Helpful!

American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

[3.5*s] You know exactly what this teen sex comedy is and you won't be surprised when there is far more nudity than there is originality. That said it has better acting and a more interesting [albeit irrelevant] plot than the Band Camp Squeal. I had to re-visit this for consideration in my 'Running Sports' movie list, but in reality this gutter comedy is more about attractive coeds than it is about 'Running' The naked Mile. And Stiffler's Virgin cousin actually adds a bit more balance and sanity to the series that has run completely wild. You will find more T&A here than in the original and subsequently less heart, plot or acting. Not recommended for most viewers but if your mind is stuck in the gutter too then you'll be in good company with this teen sex comedy [with a token sport]. Hope this is Helpful!

Code Breakers

There is nothing terrible in the production of this one dimensional movie based on a true story, and yet I do not recommend spending the time on it unless you are a fan of history or p-lay football with the Army team. The story is quite drawn out and the moral is obvious from the start. It is a made for TV Movie of the Week and the acting is a bit rigid by coach. The two lead student actors were solid but the coach was a very unconvincing role. Of course the famous Vince Lombardi is an Assistant Coach here with a small role played by Richard Zeppieri. In Short: if you're a fan of Army football and its history catch this on TV. If not, you won't miss much by skipping it. Hope this is Helpful!

BASEketball

[3.5*s] I had very low expectations for BASEketball. I surfed through it several times passing over it on TV time and time again. After seeing a scene here and a there, I assumed it was all just ridiculous slapstick and wrote it off. With the encouragement of a few friends and the obscure sports quest I'm on at the moment I decided to finally give it a shot. As a spoof of the entire sports genre it makes fun of all the obvious plot pieces you would expect in a sports comedy. It actually works a comedy whether you are a sports fan or not. The dose of gutter comedy is expected coming from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. David Zucker apparently can do no wrong. He is consistently devoted to being funny, I should never have doubted. The biggest surprise was the seamless merging of the slacker film and the sports genre which met so cleverly in this unique sports movie. There is a buddy story, and underdog story and a even a bit of a message movie. Indirectly the jabs are aimed at major league sports as a whole and the disintegration of sportsmanship in the country. Anyway, it is predicable and silly but certainly worth a watch! Hope this is Helpful!

Lucky You

Lucky You is a transparent and yet sincerely charming romance, centered around the game of poker and one mans journey to find inner peace. Eric Bana is a good choice for the sappy youngster and of course the ever lovely Drew Barrymore is a pleasing addition. the cast is grounded though by the exceptional Robert Duvell. The movie follows the typical sports idiom and throws in the generic love story and so nothing new but fans of poker might find this an adequate Date movie on Valentines day. Hope this is Helpful!

Lakeview Terrace

I liked Lakeview Terrace. I have yet to put my finger on why I didn't absolute LOVE it. All the elements were in place for greatness. And Samuel L. Jackson is spectacular. Wilson and Washington are good too. It is certainly worth watching! As a formulaic thriller, it works but you can see each turn (twist) coming. It was creepier on the previews. Like I said. I do recommend renting it once but I probably won't watch this one again even though it was well made. Hope this is Helpful!

You're a Good Sport, Charlie Brown

This disc contains to great Charlie Brown Episodes. "You're a Good Sport. Charlie Brown" and "You're the Greatest, Charlie Brown". All Peanuts fans who also enjoy sports movies will find this to be exceptionally fun. Charlie Brown's Christmas may be the most popular Peanuts episodes but these are some overlooked episodes I highly recommend! It the first episode Charlie faces the Masked marvel in a motocross race. The inspiring underdog story resembles the tortoise and the hair. The second episode features a interscholastic track meet. Charlie brown enters the Decathlon and though he is not the best at every event slow and steady well in the end I couldn't help but wonder if Forest Gump writers had seen this episode. LOL. I have been on a search for obscure sports movies while building a comprehensive Sports movie list and I was surprised to find this little gem. In fact my kids liked it better than other Peanuts episodes that I enjoy because it is simple and has a noticeably brighter outlooks than some of the other classics with Charlie Browns typical self deprecating tone. I have always been a fan but, add in an element of the sports idiom and a am completely flabbergasted. This is the reason I go on comprehensive quest, it to find gems like this. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

The Art of Soccer with John Cleese

This was really a bit disappointing, BUT I realize I was the Victim of expectations here. I LOVE the game of soccer. I was pleasantly surprised when the NFL Follies had me laughing hysterically and since I actually favor soccer to Football in general and I was hoping for great things here. I found it worth watching because I liked the clips of great plays. John Cleese is a good sketch comedy performer but this mockumentary couldn't decide if it was celebrating the greatness of the game or spoofing it with bloopers. Cleese walked through this almost unconnected series of clips and Ideas strung together loosely with his A-B-C's of soccer. I do suggest it to hardcore fans. There are a few interesting interviews that are more serious insider info. There were some laughs. I particularly like the knocking down the goal, clip and the chasing the loose dog on the field. Also running uncontrollably over the media wall and trampling the photographers was pretty funny. I guess it would help if you are a committed fan of John Cleese AND of the worlds game. If you enjoy both THEN you will enjoy this, but for many viewers you are missing little when you pass on this. Either way, I hope this is Helpful!

Igor

Igor is a bit like Hunchback of Notre Dame meets the Nightmare before Christmas with a sprinkling of Meet the Robinsons. The story has a large influence from the classic Frankenstein story as well. It has a very dark tone but stays family friendly. In the end Igor is wants to be more than just a button pusher, he wants to actually *be* an inventor. You will root for this underdog in the science fair competition and cringe when thing go wrong. there is heart and humor. It does all feel a bit familiar but many movies today are that way. (My children were a bit to young to appreciate it but my cousins 8 and 10 loved it [fyi]). Hope this is Helpful!

Ping Pong Playa

Admittedly I approached Ping Pong Playa (2007) with much reservation and low expectations. Clearly overshadowed by Balls of Fury (2007) with big names and big budgets, this film was one I, like many others, overlooked. There are not many Ping Pong movies out there. I did try to list them all and came up with more than I expected but at with only 5 or 6 movies on the sport it has that sort of fresh and unique feel to it. There is nothing new about the plot, but it entertains more than I expected it too. Where Balls of fury crossed into a serious Martial arts training type of sports comedy this movie humbly enters the teen high school comedy genre and even the act of bleeping out the bad words with a basket ball bouncing is somewhat amusing. I think there is certainly a market of viewers who will enjoy this movie. It never takes itself seriously and has a more pure low budget feel. That will appeal to some and turn others away. It is all tongue-in-cheek in script, plot, and acting as well so to comment on quality would have to be restrained to say that is satirical. Of course it is unavoidable the comparison to Balls of Fury but in all fairness they are different ends of the spectrum. This movie leans more on the coming of age story, and the comedy is largely ethnic stereotyping jokes. It did not reach all of what it could be, that is obvious. BUT it did not fall as flat as I suspected and with only a few ping pong oriented movies available I am pleased to have seen it with my young cousins. I am going give it a reserved recommendation. Hope this is Helpful!

NFL Greatest Follies: Vol. 3

I found this to be a complete surprise! FANTASTICALLY well made and absolutely HILARIOUS!! This is more than just great bloopers (which there are plenty). While determining if there were enough bloopers titles to warrant a list, I decided to check this out just to know what it was. Then I found the original greatest Follies. The sound effects and brilliant editing, meet an entertaining narrative commentary that is as entertaining as Americas funniest home videos and possibly more interesting if you like the sport. My wife commented "If you sat down to watch hours on end of this... =) I would certainly like sports better." So its more a funniest videos type flick than it is for someone actually looking to watch football. They veer out of NFL to a spoof story of a kids league that was really just head shakingly over the top but I could stop grinning from ear to ear. I never would have guessed that watching a football follies flick would have been captivating. Another great find on my comprehensive quest through sports movies. =) Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Beerfest

Beerfest a Sports movie? YES INDEED. In fact Beerfest fits more squarely inside the sports idiom than it does in the teen gutter comedy (as it seemed to be marketed. I did not write a review previously because Some of my well respected friends assured me the movie was terrible to those not biased by my love for beer. WELL, I stand my my opinion now. I enjoy it. Stupid or not, I found it far better than Super Troopers - the other popular 'Broken Lizard' movie, [along with puddle cruiser and Club Dread]. If you are looking solely for babes and boobs you may be a bit disappointed because they are present but not in huge supply. If you are looking for a very unlikely underdog to root for in a very unique sporting event you will find the here in plenty. There is of course some dumb humor but in the end the outlandishly ridiculous premise is just plain fun!! I am a homebrewer and a passionate advocate for craft beer. Of course these professional beer drinking athletes are far from respecting quality beer, at least this is one of few movies that promote brewing. Yes that may have biased me a bit at first but the more I have seen this the more I am convinced it is a GREAT choice for lift a pint to. And then another. and another;-). If you are interested in a patriotic sports comedy, you may enjoy rooting for these drinking athletes in the ultimate in international beers games, BEEEERFEST!! Das Boot Das Boot Das Boot! (not for everyone. its a love or hate film) It is either going to be exactly your thing or you'll despise it from start to finish. You decide. Hope this is Helpful!

National Velvet

National Velvet (1944) is a sweet charming and beautiful classic! Elizabeth Taylor is Fantastic! The movie is methodically paced at spots but the horse race itself is one of the most nail biting I have scene (that I didn't have money on ;-) LOL. A great film for families and especially girls. (a little older than mine ideally, she was in and out on this). Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

The Hustler

I have to first just holler out a "Paul Newman is SPECTACULAR!" OK now I have to urge you to read a FANTASTIC review by TH reviewer, which really passionately captures this film. I actually *did* enjoy the re-make of this called Color Of Money. When I watched that one with Tom Cruz I had no idea that it was in fact a remake. Cool Hand Luke was my first introduction to the late great Paul Newman, and continue to grow in respect for the man! This is a great story, beautifully written, beautifully filmed and the acting is spectacular. Once again this is a movie about more than competing at a sport. It is about life, and living in a shark eat shark world. This is worthy of its high esteem and the designation of CLASSIC GREAT! I highly recommend re-visiting it or viewing for the first time. Hope this is Helpful!

The Longshots

The Longshots it is reportedly based on a true story and yet it is the definition of obvious. Still it is a 3.5* movie here with mass appeal. It is a Football movie but more it tells an inspiring story of family and coming together to rise above the difficult situations facing each individual. Jasmine Plummer is a girl who doesn�t fit in at school. Her down and out uncle teaches her how to run a �down and out�. It would seem they each needed the other more than either would admit. The girls deadbeat dad was my least favorite part of the movie but I suppose that is how it was intended to be. It is far from original but certainly charming and very worth watching once. Hope this is Helpful!

Bull Durham

Bull Durham is a very unique movie. Clearly it is centered around the game of baseball and it does have some sporting moments. The majority of the movie has a sexy foreplay, seductive tone / atmosphere like a great classic noir but it stops just short of erotica. The comedy comes paced, but deliverers a laugh here and a chuckle there as needed. Kevin Costner is great, and Susan Sarandon is surprisingly seductive. And funny too once she gets sexually frustrated. =) This wasn't me favorite Tim Robbins performance but it worked as a whole. If you are up for something a little different check this out. I'm still wrapping my head around it. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Spirit of the Marathon

SPIRIT of the Marathon is a 5 star doc. It is a must see for anyone even remotely interested in the marathon. Whether you run or not- you can enjoy this film. Many viewers who have no interest in running personally will find the history of the run and its evolution fascinating. Equally interesting is the cause for explosion in popularity of this unlikely sport. The individuals spotlighted here are intriguing & perfectly illustrate the rich and diverse depth of the sport. Most importantly, it authentically portrays the *Spirit* of the loved event. The spirit radiates through every scene and clip. If you have ever run more than 3 miles and considered the idea to just- keep on going; THIS IS A MUST! If you have ever wondered what possesses the 'crazies' to go run run run and suffer through this agonizing test of the human body and mind, then *this is a must.* If you are even considering the notion of taking up running then *THIS IS A MUST SEE!* It will inspire you like few other films. It will educate and even give you a place to start. If you are already a competitive or casual marathon runner you will repeatedly reiterate the sentiment "THAT'S IT! you got!" The SPIRIT of the marathon! WOW. No other event in the WORLD invites such a diverse gathering of individuals to one course and with such a range of skill and even intentions. Its a personal mission for most and the organized Marathon allows for a community of support in the otherwise personal test of endurance and conditioning. I personally caught the contagious spirit bug for marathoning at such a young age most wouldnt even believe. A knee injury halted my personal pursuit, but with this inspired high- I am considering the replacement surgery just so I can start training again. Few things in life feel better than striding out the rhythmic paces on the pavement and the glorious oxygen filling your lungs with every deep breath. I am not the only one who thinks so. Watch!. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Dare to Dream

MUST SEE!! This has been a great week for Sports Documentaries in the Phatz Family. First revisiting this spectacular emotionally riveting must see 6****** star Women's Soccer documentary. After this refreshing tearjerker I watched an inspiring gold metal documentary called Spirit of the Marathon [see review]. Both were spectacularly inspiring (and are at the top of my sports documentaries list. This on However has UNIVERSAL appeal!! Truly, I am at a loss for word. The journey this team went through, the real life impact these players had on not only their communities but all of w omens sports in America makes is unbelievable. This doc is VERY well put together and for 3 year now it has been a favorite of mine. I DVRed it 2 years ago and decided just to buy the DVD now. It makes me cry every time and I KNOW THE STORY!! I saw the games its no surprise but the heart, the real up and down of these individuals will touch any breathing human being with a heart. MUST SEE! Hope this is Helpful!

Gracie

I would recommend Gracie to sports movie fans who like soccer; particularly womens soccer (though the movie is about a woman fitting into a mans game). To describe Gracie as Cliche is obvious. HOWEVER I really don't like that word. Because it implies a derogatory tone when the entire reason a certain 'character' or type of movie is re-used is because the idea works. I really wanted this to be a spectacular review but after re-watching the remarkable real story of the USA '91 team the doc called Dare to dream [see review] this one felt like it really had to try to draw some tears. Don't get me wrong its worth a peek for fans even if its nothing new for majority viewers. The story could be compared a bit to Bend it Like Beckham. The acting is good but the on the field soccer does not have the quality of my top choice soccer flick 'GOAL'. There are some very touching moments ion the movie BUT it has some serious draw backs too. The negative dad figure is just too pessimist. The radical conversion is a bit too obvious. and the predictable course of events follows the cookie cutter formula. Some viewers will enjoy it anyway. Great great cast! Hope this is Helpful!

Field of Dreams

"If you build it, He will come!" After watching Eight Men Out recently, on my journey through sports movies, I decided I needed to revisit Field of Dreams. The aforementioned deals head on with the story of the "Black Sox" scandal of 1919, from the players and industry perspective. It is a period piece that shows a dark side of sports. Field Of Dreams on the other hand is set in 'today' and via a supernatural course of events there is a time rift that allows two time periods to meet in the field of one passionate farmer. It approaches the subject from its effect on fans. Kevin Costner plays a character who had a broken relationship with his father before he died. "Ease His Pain"... The movie is a Believe in Your Dreams message movie, and YET our underdog here is not even an athlete. He is a fan, but not even a super passionate fan (like Robert Dinero's role in The Fan) he is actually just a regular American Guy next door. It was his father who was a big fan. Costners character is family man looking to make a new happy home for his family on the farm, and is prodded into exploring this dream. As a result touching the lives of others around him and positively influencing the community, despite the disparaging neighbors. Field of Dreams is a movie I held a special warm feeling for. I held this on a mantel in my memory with unforgettable quotes like, "Hey is this heaven? No, It's Iowa!" and "Go the distance". I questioned whether my memory nostalgically exaggerated the movie; was it just cuz I was school age athlete at the time? Conclusion, NO. Revisiting the movie was delightful. You will remember the tricks but it is a very worthy re-watch. If you haven't seen the movie it is a warm heartfelt family friendly fantasy. It is as much a fantasy with a heart as it is a sports movie. It really has universal appeal for sports fans and those who have never even seen a sport in their life. It In short... HIGHLY recommended for all. Hope this is Helpful!

The Express

TOUCHDOWN!! This is a Football movie with everything I expect. It tells a true inspiring story. The cast and production are EXCEPTIONAL! The script is solid and of course the football is nail biting at times. Once again though, this 'football' movie is as much or more about the accepting of all people, the integration challenges, and the strong will of one young man to be a force for positive change in the community, the sport and in the country. Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Geppetto

Endearing! It has many flaws. BUT, as a father (and a hopeless romantic) the incredibly thick shmaltz was tolerable. This movie is not for the cynical critic, it is a heavily sappy and sticky sweet musical fairy tale about a father. A father and his remarkable devotion to his son. His passionate desire to be a parent and the process of learning its not as easy as he once thought and yet immeasurably rewarding. I must say I too, learned this lesson quickly. I really like the script and the story. It is a very unique angle on the classic Pinocchio tale. So I recommend it to some BUT you have to be able to forgive a few flaws. The acting is mediocre and occasionally just plain corny. But my son liked some of the silliness despite my eyes rolling back in my head. My main complaint is that with Disney backing there could have been much better effects. I know the sets intentionally looked like the play. The original version was called Geppetto and Son I believe. On film though, a little more effort and they could have hidden the wire the fairy hangs on. The music and the songs are pretty decent but Drew Carey is really not a better singer than me, and I would be embarrassed to do it publicly. And still, I must admit on the final song and as the credits roll I was swaying back and forth with my own boy in my arms, singing aloud "You can take my favorite chair, Go on take it, I don't care. There's no possession I can't spare. Since I gave my heart away. But if you take my son from me. That's a price I cannot pay, Since I gave my heart away." =) It really is like watching a taped version of a stage play (with a very few simple digital effects added by the college kids). Maybe I'm just too big a softy. Maybe I am biased by the moment of swinging my 3 year old in the air. Maybe there are some others of you who can see what I did in the sugar sweet musical, even though many viewers could see it as cloyingly sappy. Hope this is Helpful!

Ring of Death

HELL YEAH!! =) This is the way mindless gruesome bloody fist on flesh beat downs are supposed to be done. NOT for everybody. This is a predictable simple plot. A secret ring of illegal under ground pit fights (often to the death) are staged by the psychopath Prison warden at Cainesville State Prison. So what does the FBI do. Well clearly; thet send in and even bigger badass (undercover of course:-). Don't expect much more than fantastic bloody fights. The sub plot of the guys ex-wife and son and trying to rectify things with that situation make a shot at 'heart' but in the end it becomes a dismissible "who cares" as the focus is on - when are they going to beat down the next dude. If you like Fight movies for the sake of the fights, especially if you enjoy good prison fights you will love this. Not for everyone but works for me. Hope this is Helpful!

Kung Fu Killer

My heart really aches at this. I wanted more than you know, to sing the praises of my childhood idol. I have a plethora of flowery words and ornate praises cocked and loaded ready to splatter on this review. sadly, I am flushing them. Carradine has his unique laid back manor that suited perfectly for Kung Fu and Kung Fu: The Legend Returns TV shows back in the day. He / and his role, defined the way of the modern monk and Kung Fu for me and many other fans. I may be the victim of expectation here. Unfortunately this Kung Fu Killer role is not about killing for Honor, or even revenge. What a shame. He kills of money. Some of the graphic gory deaths are king of cool but if it was going to be 'THAT' kind of movie Carradine's laid back way did not fit it. I liked some of the fights but the far fetched plot needed someone or something to ground it. Something for the viewer to cling to. I like mindless shoot 'em ups. This is kind of like a mindless, whack 'em up. ODD. somehow I sadly never quite felt the love i sincerely hoped for. Carradine fans will find some nostalgia in his unbelievable way of touching someone with no effort and they go flying across a room, but will find equal disappointment in the lack of moral character this character displays. It makes it a hard call for his fans. 2.5*s from me. I do not regret watching it despite my disappointment. All viewers - not already a fan of his older, better work - are advised to stay away. Hope this is Helpful!

Netherbeast Incorporated

Netherbeast Incorporated is a decent comedy. This is a low budget film with elementary effects and little to offer in the way of extra flairs. The tongue-in-cheek office bound satire is not going to appeal to everyone. The acting is a sketch comedy quality. The blood effects are NOT made to be scary or gory. It is a film to laugh at as much as laugh with and yet somehow this very unique look at a the vampire genre meets the humorous office politics is entertaining enough. It has a narration tone to piece together the spots that the script doesn't flow cohesively. I has some flaws but bans of both genres may enjoy this interesting script. Hope this is Helpful!

The Miracle Match

ATTENTION SOCCER FANS! This is a SOCCER movie! hoo haa! =) I really enjoyed the movie! My biggest complaint with the movie 'Victory' was the quality of the actual on the field soccer. This is a movie that tries to be the parallel to a movie like 'Miracle' was to the sport of Hockey. There is a play on international pride. There is a lot of the feel of a 'We Are Marshall' type movie. A team that has no chance of winning makes one significant game. A game that people will remember for decades. There is an element of 'Remember the Titans' with a heavy dose of ethnic unity poured on. the German Americans the Italian Americans and a Haitian learn from each other. The concept here is great and the soccer excellent. The in-between parts of the movie are a bit labored with clunky dialog and like 'Eight Men Out' is to baseball, (aimed at fans particularly interested in the sport and its history) The Miracle Match (2005)The Game of Their Lives is a SOCCER FAN'S FILM!! Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Wrestler

A solid [3.5*s] film that showcases an EXCEPTIONAL Mickey Rourke and a stunning Marisa Tomei. Some how as great as certain aspects of the movie were there is a gloomy tone that leaves you saddened and heavy hearted. This washed up wrestler, is trying to repair family connections. He tries to retire. He tries to move on. The doctor tells him he must. In the end he finds life outside the ring to challenging and leaves his 9 to 5 at the deli to return to the only life he feels good about. My wife hated it. I respected the quality production of this very well made movie but I can not share the same passion for it that my good friend Wingz has. Don't get me wrong Rourke's performance makes it worth watching and in Tomei and all her assets its really worth watching, and then Evan Rachel Wood brings charm and a softer side to the gritty story. This is a slice of life character study. It is not meant to start at a beginning or end with a conclusion it just shows you a character. This character, The Wrestler, Randy 'The Ram' Robinson is an interesting one. The hard life of a man adored by the audience and stuck in that spotlight makes an interesting story, I can empathize. This far from a feel good film in fact it is one that will leave you little broken hearted. Hope this is Helpful!

We Are Marshall

WE ARE... MARSHALL!! YOU MUST... SEE THIS!! A On November 14th 1970 a tragic airplane accident eliminated the Marshal football program. From the ashes they arose! This is a TEARJERKER!! Football fan or not, this is a must see as a inspiring example of the human heart. This is a story of a community ravished by loss. Pain and suffering. You will cry in empathy of there loss. You will cry in sympathy for their determination to pay the price. And you will cry in elation and pride of a success more important than winning football games. The story is a MUST! The film, well it has a few flaws but what doesn't. I am not sure Matthew McConaughey was the best choice for this coaching role but he worked out just fine so I'll give him a pass. Matthew Fox is perfect. David Strathairn incredibly sincere, and Nate Ruffin spot on. The movie has been described as one that manipulates your emotions; well, yeah. Its a touching, tragic difficult and inspiring story with a beautifully written screenplay and phenomenal production that is simply sensational on so many levels. In reality this is another true story sports film that is monumentally more significant than the sport itself. If you like 'that' movie this is a terrific example of how it should be done. ENJOY!! Hope this is Helpful!

Eight Men Out

Eight Men Out is a different sort of sports movie. It does not have a dramatic big game finish or underdog to root for. What we cheer for hear is quite simply the integrity of the game of Baseball. The movie is based on the True story of the "Black Sox" scandal of 1919. This story will reveal the dark underbelly of the sports world. The gambling and the game fixing that occurs. The actual baseball in the movie is very believable. Who would have though Cusack or Sheen would look so natural in a uniform and play so convincingly on the field. That said, this movie becomes a court room drama in the end and the sad story of a great baseball team in Americas history becomes the immortalized in the history books. David Strathairn is the home run hitter here though (figuratively speaking;-). His authentic performance in the role of superstar pitcher Eddie Cicotte was the highlight of the film. he shows how an otherwise moral and stand up guy at the end of his career and put in a very tough spot could rationalize his way into some difficult choices. Fascinating film. This one is not for everyone. Certainly anyone interested in this controversy and all baseball fans will enjoy it. For the rest of viewers it may be hit or miss, but still earns a recommendation. Hope this is Helpful!

Run, Fat Boy, Run

Admittedly my expectations were low for Run, Fat Boy, Run. I do not tend to prefer the corny goofy ridiculous comedy genre BUT I like sports movies and as a former runner I had to see this. I put it off until I saw Hot Fuzz and WOW does Simon Pegg impress! Here not quite as much but still very sincere as the likable loser. His son's mom has a new rich successful boy friend, but Dennis wants more time with his son and with the woman he loves. Can he prove him self to her? Knowing this was going to be a cookie cutter movie I never expected to be touched. I expected gross shock value comedy (there is a little of that too ;-). WOW. It was sweet, charming and actually an inspiring root for the underdog drama. It had both humor and heart. Good show Simon Pegg. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz is so much fun!! It is a zany and EXTREMELY over-the-top. 4.5*s in my book. =) It is a superhero/overachiever cop story and so much more. I expected to have the same opinion of Simon Pegg that I do of Ben Stiller. WOW WAS I IMPRESSED! He is really funny. This movie requires the suspension of all disbelief but it is surprisingly exciting to watch. The way they exploit the clich�d characters of every super cop movie is perfect. Not just throwing out lines from Bad Boys and Point Break, but actually including the movies... and then we hit a turning point when overachiever detective turns into high action supercop all the while maintaining that clever tongue in cheek humorous tone. The film never takes itself too seriously. Some who-dun-it detective work. Some hearty chuckles and spoofs. Some silly bloody kill. Finishing with some exciting action. It may not ever make movie of the year but it is so much fun to watch it bears repeated viewings! Hope this is Helpful!

Victory

As a former long distance runner and soccer player myself I tend to gravitate toward these films when not watching Football, Basketball, or Baseball. I had fond nostalgic memories of this movie 'Victory.' I recalled watching it as a kid (during my school-age soccer career =). HOWEVER, I revisited this movie and is really more a Prison break / WW2 movie than it is a sports film. Michael Cain is terrific! But Stallone??!! The character he plays could be one trying to escape but he looks ridiculous on a soccer field! I watch the extras explaining how he needed to lose 40 pounds from the Rocky movies look (it wasn't enough). In that respect it fails to produce great soccer. STILL its worth watching as a WW2 film, one that shows these idealists making a choice to make a statement. It was hard even for me to believe though that they would make the choices they did just to play a soccer game. "run baby run"... Oh well. Despite my gripes 3.5*'s. Hope this is Helpful!

The Natural

The Natural is the epitome of exceptional baseball classics!! A MUST SEE if you haven't and a very worthy re-visit. Robert Redford is spectacular! This really a superhero sports movie hybrid. Lightning strikes a tree, and the bat this player uses give him the confidence to hit any ball. He is a NATURAL! In addition to being a great sports drama there is a film noir element. There was a past. What is the story? really? Who is who? It is all revealed in the exciting climax. Like all superhero movies you must suspend disbelief and enjoy the pure entertainment of it all. You have to love the baseball hitting the stadium lights 'coincidentally' creating a phenomenal chain reaction of fireworks that rain sparks dramatically down on the field as our hero runs a awe-inspiring victory lap yeah man!!! its over the top and I love every single second of it. An absolute favorite in the genre. HIGHLY recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Appaloosa

Ed Harris is spectacular in this old school throwback western and only matched by Viggo Mortensen's perfect cool. The film is certainly has the atmospheric feel of the western classics with a modern Edge. For me it was not quite Unforgivin with Clint Eastwood. but it is very worth watching for fans of the gunslinging, fight for your woman classic westerns. As far as I can tell this movie has little in common with "The Appaloosa (1966)with Marlon Brando" except name and genre so that may answer the question, no it's not a re-make. While I loved the leads and the concept I had to sit and scratch my head at Renée Zellweger. huh? in fact the whole character of Allison French in the script and on the screen. The idea that a stand out beautiful woman steals the heart of a local lawman is a great one. But then she sleeps with everything with a pulse, betrays him and we are still supposed to believe he'd risk his life for her? I must admit when they were on the train, given the ultimatum I hollered "forget her, just shoot 'em all!!" Alas... the movie takes the romantics course, which generally pleases this softy, but here it was the only small thing holding back this otherwise sensational Western. Hats off to Ed Harris! Hope this is Helpful!

Bigger, Stronger, Faster

WOW! I am utterly flabbergasted! To those who recommended this, hats off in thanks;-). Bigger, Stronger, Faster goes up (possibly with my top 10 Documentaries of all time) unquestionably with my top 3 docs of '08. Its entertaining, educational and most of all it is VERY thought provoking!! Some of the questions it raised were ones I was expecting. But some delve deeper into the spine of America and who's say so is manipulating what we believe to be fact. WOW!! I thought this issue was one I knew my stance on. I thought it was cut and dry. I thought I knew the facts. Whoa boy was I wrong. I now know I don't know. There is so much more to the story than my school teachers, coaches, or politicians would ever admit. Most of us know the reefer madness propaganda was a political agenda item. Now we have an argument that anabolic steroids may have no worse effects than over the counter meds. Roid rage was a myth. Really? Will people look back 50 years from now and laugh at the politicians who pushed this propaganda through our schools. Chris Bell begs the question are classical musicians using beta blockers in the wrong? What about Air Force Pilots on uppers? Clear right? Wrong. I could stretch the question to include ADHD medicine. Who decides these things for us. I think it makes sense to get as much information as possible to make an educated decision. It is not that the doc is pro anabolic steroids. Bell clearly states he is NOT. BUT it unbiasedly presents both sides. Most of us have heard the one side already so its the other that'll be surprising. I have not changed my stance, but I have come to respect the other side a whole lot more and realize there are still some unanswered questions here. Bell does a great job at presenting facts, information and leaving questions for the viewer to explore. VERY worth watching if your open to doing a little thinking. Hope this is Helpful!

Happy Gilmore

The most surprising thing about Happy Gilmore is how authentically hilarious this film is with out degenerating into the perversion (gutter humor) of so many comedies. Yes it has some language as part of hilarious insults warranting the PG 13 but it never get disgusting. This is an underdog story. It is about a guy fighting classism and elitists while also competing in a sport filled with people who don't look or sound at all like he does. Happy is one of the most angry temperamental short fused characters you'll meet. Queue the irony cuz thats just the beginning. As the insults fly you fall off your chair laughing. There is a heavy dose of physical comedy (often hit or miss for me) that works perfectly. On the next scene you be rooting for the lovable underdog, in both the game and of golf and the game of life. Can he win? Does he get the girl? This is a great one to re-visit. You'll laugh just as hard the second time. If you missed it, now is your chance. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Remember the Titans

For years I have watched College Bowl Games on New Years day with my Father-in-Law and then between the beginning of the year and the Super Bowl a month later I seem to gravitate toward sports movies, especially football favorites to fill the lull. This year I finally planned the month of sports that regularly happens anyway and decided to build a list of them too ;-) Remember the Titans is a movie that seems comes up regularly in my rotation. Year upon year I re-visit this one and was surprised I had yet to review it. Denzel Washington is a great fit for the role of tough coach here while Will Patton is EXCEPTIONAL (surprisingly so) in the role of a coach who should have had the right to be bitter and yet makes the best of a tough situation. The movie is much more about racial integration and the acceptance of people as it is about the sport of football. It is a touching drama loosely based on the true story of two high schools forced to merge. The Titans created an integrated dream team and the rest, as they say is history. It is predictable. The characters are stereotypically pigeonholed and transparent but VERY likable. The tearjerker moments are cleverly manufactured and yet effective. The drama is more intense off the field than on it, but if you like a typical feel good, sports movie as much as I do, this is an easy pleaser. It makes me smile every time I see it. "What kinda power you got? I got soul power!" LOL. Recommended for fans of the feel good sports drama. Hope this is Helpful!

Miracle

Miracle is a phenomenal recount of the game that touched the HEART of America in a time when a victory was needed. In a year that political - world events left Americans feeling a bit less mighty globally than they once were. In a year that the economy & homeland moral were low - even a bit fearful, In a year when the Soviet Union represented evil in the world. IN THAT YEAR - 1980 a game comes along that transcends Hockey, Sports or even the Olympic games. In 1980 the game in which USA beat the Soviet Union at the Olympic games in at Lake Placid meant so much more than just the opportunity to go on and win Olympic gold, it was a matter a monumental patriotic American pride nation wide. I missed the opportunity to experience these events & emotions fully in its real time but I was well aware of them. In 2004 my uncle made me go see this with him at the theater. I remember watching the tears of pride stream down his face while the theater actually erupted in applause. One of the most famous announcer calls, replayed Ad nauseam in the world of sports: Al Michaels call, on the buzzer, choking out the words "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?? YYEESSSS!!" I challenge any human not to well up at that moment. It is inevitable! A moment like this may never happen again, since the creation of professional 'dream teams' has changed the face of international team competition in the world of sports. In addition to the appreciation I have for this moment is USA (and in Sports) History - the movie is EXTREMELY well made! It does not embellish. The plays were copied directly off the videotape of the original game. They found real hockey players to get on the ice with camera men and choreographed a remake of the game. Kurt Russell is magnificent. The boys are meant to be best on the ice. The score is perfect. The Extras (which used to be on a bonus disk) are on this one, and interview the real coach and players is VERY COOL! If you havent guessed- HIGHLY recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Valkyrie

Valkyrie is based on a true account of the Plot to Kill Hitler. In 1990 there was a movie by that name which tells the exact same story, and this is nearly the same screen play, the 1990 version aptly called "The Plot to Kill Hitler". Nonetheless, Valkyrie is VERY worth watching and actually better than the old one. It had a few differences. There was no representation of Hitler in this one. In the original Hitler boasted on screen about his invincibility. In this version the passion of Staufenberg is even greater as Tom Cruise is a convincing actor and extremely passionate in this role. It highlighted him as a hero , which was the angle I really liked. I tend to favor originals over re-makes but I enjoy comparing the two. In this case they are almost equal so the production value of the 2008 version would lead me to favor the new one in this case. As I said in my review of "The Plot to Kill Hitler" 1990 [see review]. I wish this movie never needed to be made. It is hard to call it a great movie since it is a horrible time in world history. It is not surprising since we all know what happened. Its written in history. It is not happy. BUT it is worth watching. Either version will tell you the story if you don't know it, you should. It is a shame that this story even needed to happen but am pleased to know that in this world there are true heroes willing to sacrifice all for the good of the human race. Staufenberg, I salute you. Hope this is Helpful!

The Plot to Kill Hitler

Knowing I was headed to see Valkyrie with Tom Crurise soon I decide to jump on this version of the same story. It is a succinct 93 minute telling of The Plot to Kill Hitler. I can't say it wows with any special flashy Hollywood trick. It is well made. The acting is solid, but the thing that makes this worth watching is the fantastic character and conviction of this real story man. The movie is not a documentary but stays very close to actual events and so it has the true story feel. I do not love that this horrible man or sequence of events was happened in out world history but am pleased to know that in this world there are true heroes willing to sacrifice all for the good of the human race. Staufenberg, I salute you. Hope this is Helpful!

Killing Down

Killing Down is the second time this week I feel that there is not much to say about a movie. Its OK. [shrugs]. I really can not recommend it to most viewers because it seems to miss a target audience. Most closely feels like a spin off of Harsh times with Christian Bale but the acting is a bit weaker and the tone not so gritty cool. Similarly here we have a man tormented by his personal paranoia and his nightmares of the time he was captured tortured and brainwashed. I kept waiting for the hero who is a bit crazy to flip a switch and just go on a rampage. Well, when the time comes it has some cool scenes but overall felt a bit un-fulfilling since the bad guy was not very threatening. The good guy was half a sissy hero and half a supposed to be a bad@ss but he just seems broken angry and paranoid. The movie could have committed to a dark plot and tone. OR could have committed to suspenseful atmospheric tone but in the end it seems quite, un-committed. The heaviest card played here is the paranoia conspiracy cover up idiom. But even so I'm not convinced it'll be a must see for anyone. Other than several cheesy acting scenes there is nothing terribly wrong with the movie. Sort of felt like a made for TV movie. You know the type, the Walker Texas Ranger 2 hour special. If you stumble on to this, it not like it offensively bad. Go ahead and give it a watch but it doesn't stand out or engage the viewer in more than a few cool fight scenes. If you have low expectations and enjoy the genre go ahead but many of you will prefer to spend the time on a more hard hitting movie. [2.75*s] In Short: Its OK. [shrugs]. Hope this is Helpful!

The Pink Conspiracy

OH why oh why did I rent this. LOL. Thats right, the cover. Um yeah, its not very black nor is it very comedy. A by middle of the road Teen Comedy with a few giggles. I recently watch House Bunny which I went into with zero to low expectations and so I come to the Pick Conspiracy with zero to low expectations. Unfortunately, this one does not turn out to be the big pleasantly surprising gem, just more of what you see is what you get. The better comparison in the Teen Comedy genre would be John Tucker must Die, which I actually found a bit entertaining and kind of cute. Take the plot of that movie (made the year before) and blow it up by 10 to the tenth, and you have a conspiracy pre-dating the birth of Christ, helmed by the like Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky types that are intent on bring down all men, breaking them and making control of the world a womans role. We get there through one poor sole �Nice Guy� who keeps getting hurt by the women in his life. After suspecting his girlfriend of cheating he follows her only to discover a gathering of all his past girlfriends who happen to fit each cliche. It is amusing at times but never really funny. It is annoying at times but never completely horrible. It is predictable but sort of cute. Some viewers may connect to the characters and find it more entertaining than I did. Mostly I just felt bad for this guy. Some of the outlandishly ridiculous scenarios that will make you smile but for me it was pretty forgettable. Try it if you want to. Hope this is Helpful!

Bangkok Dangerous

Bangkok Dangerous (2008) is what the Mainstream American markets are looking for. There is a big name actor, lots of cool looking kills and many big budget special effect. The bullets in the water CGI is cool. the explosions sound great on 5.1 surround sound and it looks like many other decent action movies. The typically verbose Phatz has little to say. If you need to see Nic Cage play a bad@ss killer your going to see this and get what you expect. It was almost 3.5*s for me. HOWEVER, I strongly suggest to anyone interested in a great character driven movie with feeling and atmosphere check out the original first. [see review] It is very different. These films are SO different, this would have be called simply ACTION, and the original is more. In This Nic Cage version the lovable lead Kong is moved to a supporting character and this becomes more of a mentor teacher assassin movie. It is straight forward. It lacks heart passion and chemistry but makes of for it with blood, bombs, bullets, explosions noise and a whole lot of destruction. With out the lovable heart felt performance of the original romance this tragedy is surprising but a little bit empty. Unfortunately it happens in re-makes too often that something is lost. But with Nic Cage at the helm the story certainly had to be changed, (I thought of Jet Li like in his Unleashed role as a better pick to re-do the original story). BUT here is a decent typical shoot-em up that stands in its own right as not to bad. If you like the genre, you know what to expect. Hope this is Helpful!

Righteous Kill

Al Pacino is a favorite actor. Robert De Niro is a favorite actor. Heat 1995 was a good movie. It was slow, complex, and a bit hard too follow, but GREAT cast & acting. Deja vu. Righteous Kill 2008 is a good movie. It was slow, complex, and a bit hard too follow. Redundant. I know. I felt that way too. It really is a fantastic story bout vigilante cops, about soul searching, about finding meaning in your life and your work. My one complaint is that it was nothing to stretch the talents of great acting legends. As a matter of taste the story was dark and the tone depressed and it felt like these two men were kicking stones. The movie is worth watching once I suppose but despite big names it wasn't exceptional. If you liked the Departed, and Heat, if you love these two actors you'll feel the same need I did to see it. If your not as much a complete-ist as I am and this one sits around for a while till you get to it you not missing much. Watch it eventually. Just drink your coffee first its a thinker. Hope this is Helpful!

Doomsday

Doomsday was much more than I expected!! I highly recommend this wicked cool post-apocalyptic action thriller! It is frequently compared to Mad Max meets 28 days which is true, but with Mitra at the lead add to that Terminator, Resident evil and Aeon Flux. Rhona Mitra can now enter the gallery of great butt kicking babes. This role was a cross between a Sarah Conner type hero and a Resident Evils hero, Alice. Rhona Mitra is phenomenal as Maj. Sinclair and now I look forward to her role in the new Underworld movie, Rise of the Lycans. Back to Doomsday. This movie is made to be fun. As new surprises are revealed the look and tone of the movie change MANY MANY times. Instead of mindless zombies, this fight is against organized intelligent cannibals. They have cows. They only hunt humans for fun. Killing each other is a sport. Why is it the in the future the punk look of the degeneration of humans to primal always has them were chokers and sporting the Mohawks. It is outlandish. Its hilarious. And it is so much freaking fun. Blood and gore galore. Military vehicles and massive crashes, a Steam Locomotive, a Bentley and a high speed chase; guns, knives, axes hammers and grenades. Awesome action lots of fights great effects, (who cares if the plot is a collection of other sci-fi films, that�s what you get). Do not look for anything to serious or heavy here. There is some emotional loss fueled into butt kicking anger, but primarily this is a pure adrenaline rush. Hope this is Helpful!

Bangkok Dangerous

NO SPOILERS EVER! This is an ACTION ROMANCE NOIR! The subtitles are easy. The atmosphere is effective, and it will leave you utterly flabbergasted. If you are a fan of film Noir NeoNoir, you must see this one first. Don't let the big budget polished Nicolas Cage version ruin the surprise. Many viewers (if you are not into atmospheric movies) are likely to favor the more polished bright American re-make; but the story does suffer severely. The movie is methodically paced to build depth and suspense, and it relies heavily on emotions. Kong, is a Deaf mute so dialog is often implied or gestured making the subtitles EASY (I have never said that before so don't let that deter you.) Kong was teased as a kid and has few options for employment. Turns out he has a surprising talent. He is a VERY good shot. He becomes an assassin and lives a comfortable quite private life until love strikes. The charming heart felt relationship between Kong and his love interest blossoms while an eerie sense of doom lingers knowing eventually, she is going to find out his career. It has a stylish old school Noir feel that is fantastic, and yet the HEART here surprising. It BLEW MY MIND! The twists and turns will keep you pleasantly surprised (unless you watched the new version already). There are no fancy stunts or special effects, the strength of the movie rest squarely on the shoulders of the lovable self deprecating sweet (almost) innocent seeming Kong. I've never seen this actor but wherever they found him, it was a perfect fit. If your looking for a modern fast paced kickbut killer movie then go a head and stick with the 2008 version which is very good just different. If you really want to see the heart and character and real feeling of an impactful story see this ORIGINAL movie. Even if you accidentally watch the new one first, this is very different and worth a watch but I suggest them in this order. Solid recommendation (for noir or foreign film fans especially). Hope this is Helpful!

River Queen

River Queen is a spectacular action packed war movie, tragic/romance, heart wrenching, beautiful story! It is a must see. A friend compared it to Dances w/ wolves as a derogatory term though I'd see that as a compliment. Similarly it is a movie you will never forget. To me it seems more Shakespearean, in depth of character, morals and rich storytelling detail. This great find was referred to me from several friends. I may never have heard of it otherwise, and what a shame that would be. The actors are phenomenal. Sutherland is solid, Cliff Curtis is convincing, and Samantha Morton steels the show with her stunning beauty and passionate authenticity. Cinematically the movie is GORGEOUS. The breathtaking scenery of New Zealand is not the only reason to be sure to see the movie. The story is a bit complex (brilliantly written) and RJP has a review that clearly describes the events of the film. In short, an Irish woman with a half Maori son, has a lover on each side of the war. Since her true allegiance is only to her young son (separated from her for many years) the devoted mother will have to careful negotiate coming and going on both sides until each reject her. It goes from bad to worse before all is said and done. At many times Sarah (who became known as Queenie after saving the life of the Maori chief)had to make challenging moral decisions on who to protect since the people she loved were at each others necks. The movie will make you cry, it will make you cheer, you will grip the edge of your seat and you will shake your fist and more than anything else you will be awed by a mothers unwavering devotion to love and protect her son. ADD this NOW. It is a MUST. A recommendation in the highest tier! Hope this is Helpful!

Grindhouse: Double Feature

DEATH PROOF: Death Proof did not live up to everything I hoped either. Still, Tarantino is a genius and he did accomplish something here that is quite different from films of the last two or three Decades. This an homage piece to an era from the early 70s. Grindhouse cinema and car chase movies like Vanishing Point (1971). This is with out question a film geeks film. If you are not a hard core Tarantino fan it may disappoint but I still think the unique style is worth watching. The dialog is long and it is slow but it does draw out the tension in action/suspense sequences (though there is less action than some of his other movies). When the action sequences gain momentum it does get quite intense. The girls are nice but the guys in this movie are pretty horrible. Even Kurt Russell who is a, great actor, is not a very scary man. It is a role that could have used Michael Madsen. Russell was not at fault though. The movie has a handful of excellent scenes and a tone (signature QT tone) that I love. Just be prepared and don't have your expectations too high. It is very girl power. It does not fail to entertain *IF* you are willing to have patience with it. If that is not what you are looking for, then Id simply suggest you avoid this one. The DVD version has more interesting Special Features than are available here on the Instant Only Double Feature. I liked PLANET TERROR much better. See Phatz2 posted review for more since I'm outta space here. I hope this is Helpful!

Shortcut to Happiness

Alec Baldwin is predictable. Everyone knows he tends to be melodramatic, but hes more authentic than his brothers. Cliche and predictable but also surprising too true in moral value. How many of us do sell our soul (usually metaphorically tho)? Premise a wannabe makes a deal with the devil. The price of success is too great and he then goes to trial to contest the contract with the devil. It is definitely a bit corny. Hopkins is always great and Hewitt is charmingly evil. Still Devils Advocate works better but the female Lucifer here is more attractive. Fans of Balwdin, Hopkins, and Jennifer Love Hewitt who do not expect too much out of the movie should check it out. It is entertaining even though the concept is better than the execution I was happy to see it once. Hope this is Helpful!

The Day the Earth Stood Still

There were many reasons I fell in love with The Day Earth Stood Still 1951. Its one draw back (or so I thought years ago) was the preachyness. Ironically I was hoping this one would have a robot and a hard hitting moral/prechyness, at least for nostalgia sake. It was nostalgic. Given the political climate of the 50's that movie was bound to cause a stir at the time. It became an idol among sci-fi fans and stands as one of the genre greats even 60 years later. The 2008 version is not in the same league (films that stand out to define a genre or an era) BUT is was an interesting the new twist. Its visually easier to accept than the limited capabilities of the 50's and acting is decent. The biggest issue people are likely going to have with the re-make is that the entire message seems a bit lost in the effects and the hustle bustle of the military. The original played on the fear of global war. This remake is also a message movie but was a bit more vague. It was suggesting hate is the way humans destroy earth and yet also leaning toward environmental concerns. It did not specifically address environmental issues head on, but it was implied & felt on the brink of delving into it the whole time. The second flaw in this is; the characters are less likeable than the original. Jaden Smith did a fine job acting but the character he was asked to play was kid who severely needed some disciplining to learn appropriate manors. Reeves is criticism in many roles because of his cold stiffness. It was partly appropriate here. Better character development may have been needed but maybe it was an actor responsibility. IN SHORT: The movie is worth watching. It is a visual update and stand alone a decent Sci-fi movie, despite falling far short of the original in content. And yet it is fun to compare because things like the look of the robot will summon great nostalgia in long time fans, while CGI will please younger viewers. Its a mixed bag but one you should see. Hope this is Helpful!

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed is a solid recommendation especially on Instant Watching. Do not come here to find an answer but to learn what questions we should be asking. The documentary is sometimes ploddingly slow and quite often redundant. It is also clearly biased. Despite these few flaws it is worth the time. There are several points here that should not be missed. Whether you agree or disagree with Intelligent Design as a possibility; the fact that the scientists who even consider the option are black listed forever, this is absolutely unacceptable behavior. But the system is one with no checks and balances. Regardless of your beliefs you would have to agree the practice of banning certain lines of questioning is a slippery slope, and a very dangerous practice. There are a few discussion topics Stien gets started and then leaves dangle. So again, this is a good starting point to get people thinking even if it is not a totally enlightening documentary it is intriguing and certainly worth a peak. 3.5*s Hope this is Helpful!

Unbreakable

Unbreakable is one of a kind. It is a thought provoking intellectual drama/fantasy that follows two men through discovering who they are. How they are different. and what greater purpose they each have in life. Oh, and did I mention comic books are like cave drawings they are a way of passing down history generation to generation. Elijah takes them very seriously as a map to human existence, history and purpose. Dunne is sad. Never quite finding the purpose to get going in the morning. Superhero's in street clothes? Yes! but it does disservice to this brilliant fantasy to compare it to other action only comic book adaptations. Unbreakable came long before the hit TV show Hero's but that is possibly the closest match in tone. Where super hero attributes are given serious thought and medically and scientifically justified. I must admit, it got me to research osteogenesis imperfecta. =) This film is directed by M. Night Shyamalan which some people are going to hold against it give recent releases BUT I assure you this is his BEST ever, or at least close. At times the movie may feel slow to some but to me it only represented the sadness of Dunne. Finally there is an intense moment before the conclusion but film is more conceptual. Do not expect a typical superhero movie. Do add this and watch it now if you love the Heroes/comics genre, if you love intelligent fantasy, or if you like soul searching- meaning of life- provoking movies. Hope this is Helpful!

Surfer, Dude

""Surfer, Dude is like a totally like laid back man like totally duude. Weed man... Weed, women and of course worship the waves duude. "" OK seriously LOL. my surfer impression doesn't translate well to text does it. =) Anyway Wilie Nelson, is in the movie. Woody Harleson, and so anyone who expects Matthew McConaughey to deliver an Oscar winning performance is not paying attention. The movie is reeeaaally laid back. So laid back the writers director and cast could have been well lets just say there is no focus here. None the less as a stoner flick with many topless girls and decent island sound track the movie is exactly what I expected it to be. It was occasionally silly but seldom really funny. It was a decent excuse to show naked bodies both male and female. As for the plot, well there is one, sort of. Dude just wants to surf, a business mogul wants to commercialize him, but he's too cool to play by someone's rules. The plot premise listed above makes it sound like there is a deeper meaning here. There is not. It just a dude being cool. The other mistake you would make is to think this is a surfing movie. It is about the "Dude" part but he is missing the waves and so the one thing I really missed here was some actual surfing. Many viewer will do best to pass on this but if you dig mindless stoner flicks, surf culture, Rastafarian tunes, and hot bodies this will be a tolerable, visually enjoyable film for select few fans. Hope this is Helpful!

An American Carol

This is a difficult and risky review to write. Any movie that heavily spoofs someone as popular as Michael Moore is going to split opinions and find viewers adamant about each side. Simply put, as a comedy this is hilarious. It is patriotic and very "America positive." Politically if you tend to favor the "Hate America" ideology, you will need to look past the teasing that point of view to enjoy the comedy. Movies like Team America: World Police will always receive many pages of Hate reviews not even considering the movie but only looking at a surface of agree or disagree philosophically. As a guy who is tired of Moore, it was easy for me to laugh at it. For me I felt this was about time a comedy come out on this side. However you lean, this is unique, it deserves credit for that. In saying as much this review may receive a lack of love but moore of you will check out the movie. My Bother-in-Law who happens to love Moore and disagrees with me on almost everything political, liked this movie in the same way you can watch SNL make fun of someone you like but still laugh. The movie is told in a VERY OVER THE TOP silly style. It is a grandfather retelling a story resembling a Dickens Christmas Carol but this scrooge hates America and wants to abolish the 4th of July, Independence Day celebration. I don't think I have ever seen a specifically 4th of July appropriate movie before this one. I have put in on the self and it will come out again on the 4th. One of my personal favorite Holidays. The cast here is absolutely stellar. I think David Zucker was very brave to make this movie and though I hesitated on posting this review I hope it will be helpful for some of you to know just to avoid the movie (if you are a Moore follower and are not open to a comedy from the right side). Many viewers will jump at this opportunity since Hollywood puts out so few positive "God Bless America" movies. Whatever you decide, I hope this is Helpful!

Heart and Souls

Heart and Souls is a charming feel good film. The plot is quite far fetched and stretches a little thin but its cute enough to earn a pass. The four strangers with unfinished business die in a bus accident and their souls get tied to the same baby boy being born on a nearby street. Due to a heavenly mistake an angel failed to give complete instructions to these souls. They stick to this boy for 30 years until finally bus driver shows up and says its time to go. At that point they realize its not quite to late to resolve their unfinished business. The cast is solid even though the characters are silly. Each has its own unique character and issue, providing some interesting situations. It is a bit sappy yes, but it is sure to leave you smiling. In the end its a charming romance worth the time to view at least once. Hope this is Helpful!

Hamlet 2

To be clear, Hamlet two is not specifically a squeal to Hamlet but rather a spoof satirical comedy exploiting the cliches of the "inspirational teacher" genre add eve throwing the names of them out there for movie fans to catch. The name dropping is amusing. The movie borders several times on too ridiculous and campy but veers back on track as a silly simple story with likable characters. Steve Coogan is surprisingly funny. Although I had seen him in Hot Fuzz and Night at the Museum this was a truly memorable role. Some of the movie is laugh out loud funny some is roll your eyes crazy, and much of it is amusing. There is even a bit of heart felt emotion there, though done tongue-in-cheek of course. It is a feel good movie that is easy to enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Ghost Town

Ghost Town is a simple light comedy that is an easy watch with great universal appeal. I would feel comfortable taking the movie to almost any movie night with various circles of friends. It is not a stand out original plot but the humor solid with numerous laugh out loud points and a constant slightly funny tone the whole way through. To add to that is a uniquely complex romantic triangle that is quite entertaining. Good acting. Good effect. Quit charming. Mostly funny. Recommended 4* entertainment. Hope this is Helpful!

Eagle Eye

Eagle Eye was even better than I expected (after reading how viewers on rottentomatoes .com felt it was a "preposterously plotted thriller that borrows heavily from other superior films", still it gets 4.5*s from my wife and I with out a doubt. I knew I would love the adrenaline and the action but who knew Shia LaBeouf had the acting chops to draw viewers in to this degree. Michelle Monaghan is equally fantastic and the remainder of the cast is solid as well. The BIG BUDGET effects are spectacular to see, even on your home theater turn up the volume and sit back with the popcorn, this thrill ride will wow you. The plot is no more or less far fetched than movies like Enemy of the State or the Matrix. It has a sci-fi edge to this political thriller that I enjoyed. It is not the most original movie you will ever see but it is certainly worth watching at least for the action and effects, even if you are not as into the sci-fi/conspiracy plot as much as I was, you'll likely enjoy the movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Snow Buddies

It is a cute family flick aimed at kids primarily I would presume. My 3 year old son loved it. My daughter (age 4) was slightly less impressed but still watched most of it, though she came in and out on it (favoring beach party Barbie toys to the movie). I felt the dogs were stars; well trained and VERY adorable though some of the cheesy voices were the one draw back. I forgave that flaw because of the cute factor but defiantly aimed at young dog loving viewers. Hope this is Helpful!

Resident Evil: Degeneration

3.5*s from me on this CGI accompaniment to the Resident Evil saga. If you love the game this is a must see. If you are expecting the live action movies, this is different. It is a great script clever story, completely independent from the other films. Some of the graphics when it got to the gory stuff were spectacular but after some of the anime I've seen recently the majority of this CGI is tame. Still, great game quality and the movie is a must for FANS and hit or miss with mainstream viewers. With out question this feels more like the heart soul and look of the Resident Evil video games than any of the live action films to date. If that is what you are looking for you will enjoy this as much as I did. Hope this is Helpful!

American Teen

Jake- a Zelda loving geek, Hanna- a Manic Depressive Artsy chic, Colin- a Basket Ball Jock with an overbearing father, and Megan- a Mean rich popular brat, are followed with cameras and then the darkest and hardest moments of there varied high school lives are exaggerated and dramatized to make a intensely interesting voyeuristically enthralling documentary. Mitch seemed to have less camera time except when seeing Hanna. Camera tricks to dramatize the intensity of a moment of depression, and video game likenesses show our nerd as the underdog hero, basketball clips show the game and the mean girl well she had to deal with a sibling suicide. Not only do they show some of the worst but the game winning shots, college acceptance letters and getting wasted with older brothers are highlights of the teenage experience. The term has been used that the documentary is manipulative; it is done a bit like some reality TV but with more taste. I see it not so much as a doc as I do a piece of investigative reporting. Of course there is an agenda but a 60 minutes episode is still entertaining. I recommend this film anyway. Hope this is Helpful!

Steel Trap

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! or not so happy. This is a very typical Holiday Horror. It you like the genre it not too bad. Sort of like P2, and Black Christmas with a heavy influence from the Saw franchise. Its been done before and the movie, which was made in Germany, has many errors. The bonus feature was an interesting how not to make a movie, They had a shoe string budget and did the casting in 3 days. The female actors were pretty much all poor and the characters not very likable; but watching them get brutally slaughtered was kinda fun. There were a few GREAT scenes among the overall mediocre film. I would love to see what this director could do if actually give a 'real' shot with money and cast to work with. I tend to be a sucker for these mind game horrors. "who is actually behind it and why." Even if your guessing along the way, in the end you'll be surprised. The long monologue at the end spelling everything out was a sequence clearly rushed by the short deadline of the film because as intriguing as it is the actual presentation of what just happened was a bit cheesy. Still, if you like the blood and gore and you are going to be home alone on New Years eve (or during the season), this is an adequate Holiday Horror. Hope this is Helpful!

Hogfather

***EDIT[A few parents encouraged me to heighten the parental advisory on this. There is a little bad language & themes are dark, abstract and sometimes deal with death, or its equivalent. Much of the plot will go over the heads of younger ones but they always like the imagery and subject of Santa. This deeper Sci-fi fantasy plot may draw in more adults, but some parents will find it doesn't fit young children. OK, I have done my diligence. =) now back to the original review.]END*** Very few of my friends have seen this. I heard nothing of it until Desertflower pointed it out to me then lariderwilson and D-man confirmed. This fantasy is a similar to many others and yet unique to any fantasy or especially Christmas film I've ever seen. This is most closely Harry Potter meets the Nightmare before Christmas with a Golden Compass type effects. My family loved it but the real target would be older than my kids. Most likely it is aimed at children 8+ but my 4 year old who liked Spiderwick Chronicles also enjoyed this one. This story takes place on Disk world. The day is Hogswatch Eve (a midwinter holiday bearing striking similarities to Christmas) While the children were tucked in their beds waiting for the Hogfather to come down the chimney with gifts. This is a world of magic though and the town is home of a school of witches and wizardry. Also in this town we gets to meet the tooth fairy and the Grim Reaper. Death, it seems, is not such a bad guy... but wait, before I let on anything, I simply stamp this Highly Recommended. It is PERFECT around Christmas time but the story is about all the mythical fantasy creatures (tooth fairy, Santa, and the grim reaper, the sandman, to start) and will please all year round. The heroes are surprising. The intersection of worlds and realities is fantastic; & the magic is fun! The plot was far to complicated for my toddlers but they still enjoyed it visually. I found it darkly clever. Fantasy fans check it out! Hope this is Helpful!

Buster & Chauncey's Silent Night

What a delightful find. Thanks MovieloversRUS. great review here. Jim Cummings voice brings back nostalgic memories of Darkwing Duck Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers and Anamaniacs. Phil Hartman may he rest in peace, is a joy, and Tom Arnold is comedic genius as always. What needs said about Marie Osmond beautiful singing voice and delightful representation of the classic Silent Night. The story here is a parallel to the true story of the history of Silent Night, but it is aimed successfully at young kids. The music is great the humor is good for a few laughs and the short 45 min movie is a big hit in our home. Hope this is Helpful!

Burn After Reading

Here is a movie I have mixed opinions on but ended up enjoying more than I expected. For me the Choens are hit or miss to my tastes to start and since I kept hearing this is less grand than some of their other work I went into it expecting little. The pace was slow start (somewhat typical) but as soon as the bizarre series of false assumptions piled higher and higher I found the subtle humor and the complex irony of it all increasingly amusing. I did not find my self laughing out loud (like I did with big Lebowski) until the very end. Nor was is as heavy as others they have done. The genius of this piece is the subtly. I realized more the second time through how much I liked it though I did not fall head over heels for it at first. The story is VERY clever. The cast is stellar and the acting nearly perfect. John Malkovich is a stand out exceptional fit for the role. Clooney fit the role to a T. Frances McDormand plays a character you have to role your eyes at and yet her presentation of the character is stellar. Brad Pitt is decent with little more to comment. The most hilarious part of the movie comes from a charter not intending to be funny but a brilliant actor playing the CIA supervisor. J.K. Simmons really cracks me up, the second time through even more so than the first. Burn After Reading is going to get mixed reviews here but as an approachable film it has the ability to entertain and intrigue most viewers and so it gets my recommendation. Hope this is Helpful!

House of Games

A VERY strong recommendation to fans of classic Noir. This is a great script and a taut psychological mind game that goes through several stages of evolution. I would be remiss to divulge too much but you can assume that things are not as they appear. I was delightfully surprised at the fantastic ending. Many viewers are going to find the acting a bit choppy but I encourage you to pay close attention to the careful choice of every word. The grammatically exaggerated script and the careful use of perfectly enunciated words and the lack of any slang you would expects among these characters give you the feeling something just isn't right. It adds to the ambiance, and it forces the importance of the words chosen at every moment. House of Games is one of many great con-men stories and although it may not stand out as the most memorable must see, it is a pleasant classic noir that is sure to please fans of the genre. If you don't know what noir is this may not be the top pick introduction but it is not a bad choice either. The Strong recommend goes out to genre fans, and a possibly consider to those on the fence. Either way I hope this is Helpful!

The Women

I went into this movie expecting very little. I was not familiar with the Broadway play, OR the 1939 version of this story. After reading a line up of negative reviews here and especially the comments from respected friend 'CommuneMovie.' I had expected to be able to write a thorough warning review. To my great surprise these are interesting characters, legendary actresses, and a captivating story. The DVD is great because it also includes a comparison of this film to the original in the special features and discusses some of the character choices which found influence from the play more than the original movie. The '39 version was apparently fast paced and loaded with jabs and jests and cynicism through at each other and the world view, which came from the writers heart being tired of the stuck up rich women she was surrounded by. It also fit the times appropriately and brought to one picture the biggest names in the business. I imagine from the reviews that one was more a comedy act than found in this 2008 movie. This one takes a much warmer direction. It is a drama focusing on the women and how they pull together to defend support and encourage one of their own dear friends. Don't mistake this for a comedy, to me it was bigger than that. There are a few silly moments but rarely a deep full laugh, no corny Romantic Comedies are a dime a dozen this stood out at heart felt. There is a dilemma; a real problem and these girls in the way real friends would, the pull in together to support each other. This script is not face paced (as I hear the former was) but it is complex and busy with each character and their family adding pieces to the stew. This is an All woman cast and I believe everyone involved in the original would be proud and honored to see this one succeed as well as understanding the slight changes in approach that had to be made due to times-a-changin from the late 30's. I definitely recommend watching the Bonus Features as well. Hope this is Helpful!

Midnight Clear

WOW! what an amazing find on Christmas Day of all days I watched this tender realistic HEART WARMING display of karma. I have long touted a belief is what goes around comes around. This story is PHENOMENAL!! Yes the pacing lags but the Joy you feel in the closing scenes will make the wait worth the while. Any time of year you can see how ONE act of kindness can positively effected a long string of people. I urge you to commit random acts of kindness whenever possible. Whether you know it or not adding value to other peoples lives is its own reward. You never know the impact it may have. The joy I felt hear brought a HUGE smile to my face and a small tear as well. I never expected all that. Back to the movie, the acting is solid and the production didn't need any big expensive FX; this charming story is about character driven, and these are interesting characters whose pain and then gratitude is authentically showcased for the viewer. A VERY strong recommendation for ALL but especially for people who you who love an endearing story about the power of love and kindness! Don't get me wrong Alpha males, there is enough good here to even convince the scrooge-iest cynics. See for yourself. Hope this is Helpful!

Spider-Man: The New Animated Series: Season 1

Over the years there have been MANY versions of Spiderman series. Following the 2002 big budge feature film this Spider-Man: The New Animated Series: Season 1 series takes heavily from the blockbuster. The characters and storylines are more closely connected to the movie than the comic, for example the Kingpin. The younger viewer who loved the movie will want to see this series. The lifelong Spiderman comic fans will find this has a new look. The CGI style is crisp and sharp the stories familiar and yet fresh and the voices solid. In short this is a very cool Spiderman, worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

Ninja Cheerleaders

I must admit, I am a typical American man with a soft spot for Cheerleader and a love for Ninjas. There are two movies by almost the same name I watched back to back here for comparison. They are VERY DIFFERENT! One is about tough chicks who kick @ss. It is fight movie called Ninja Cheerleaders. The other called Cheerleader Ninjas is soft core B-movie comedy that is more about the campy comedy and breast shots. Dont mistake them or watch the wrong one. --- --- --- --- NINJA cheerleaders is about female Ninjas. There are a few topless clips, but otherwise very little nudity. The beautiful girls do work at a strip club but quote "I'm not a stripper, I'm a go go dancer." There is little nudity but lots of cool girl power fights for guys who like tough girls. This movie has an actual plot and while low budget they use actors over eye candy in this movie. These three girls are trying to make the money they need to go to college by winning a strip-off but a local crime lord kidnapped there master and stole the safe from the strip club where they work. The girls need to juggle Finals, The strip off, AND kicking some major @ss all in one day. Do not watch this for actual Cheerleading. There are a few only clips of the girls in their uniforms. I enjoyed this cool little low budget tough hotties martial arts action flick. Recommended for select viewers only. Hope this is Helpful!

Darklight

WOW. what a terrific surprise. I do tend to enjoy the Sci-fi Channel movie but this was even better than I expected. Shiri Appleby is amazing. The production value and the effects may come off a bit cheesy but for a Sci-fi Channel movie it seems above average. The Story of Lilith an ancient demoness with amnesia, is very clever. Add in the war between good and evil a secret society and you actually have a very entertaining film even if parts were heavy in dialog. Its intelligent and a bit complicated so they had to fill in all the necessary back story. Still the action is solid and with a only few interruptions the pace is fast and fluid. Very worth watching if you are a sci-fi fan and specially if you like spiritual warfare aliens and demons. Hope this is Helpful!

Fugitive Pieces

[3.5*] RJP writes a fantastic review describing the deep touching and emotionally engaging elements of this movie. IT IS BEAUTIFUL! The writing the free verse, the story as told by the narrator reading the story of this writer, it is fantastic. My only complaint here was the very slow pace. It really drags its feet. Maybe I was just impatient today or tired a bit from the subtitles but the romance didn't do as much for me as it did for others. I am sure the pacing worked better in written form and the movie did inspire me to seek out more about this author. The novel I am told is written in prose form and is beautifully written as the story it tells. Back to the movie; the one issue of being exceedingly slow paced it is a beautiful well crafted movie about a Jewish boy who survived the Holocaust and thrived through the love of a stranger. The acting is exceptional and the cinematography easy on the eyes. It is an inspirational story of overcoming and eventually finding love and peace, if not happiness. Hope this is Helpful!

Traitor

Traitor is certainly worth watching once but it did not live up to all it could have been. [3.5* for me.] In the end it seems a bit typical political action movie, (with the terrorist angle) and other than Don Cheadle's remarkable performance and the great explosions on the surround, much of the movie is just OK. Yeah its good, but not stand out. Some of the issues are thought provoking and important. It does scratch the surface on a number of political and moral issues but then fails to thoroughly explore them. I guess that helped keep it less heavy but also seems less intense and made it a bit predictable. Don't get me wrong, it will make you think but the moral dilemma is obvious from the beginning. Formulaic is a bit of a harsh criticism but not a long stretch. If you tend to like these types of movie you will want to see this one even if it not you new favorite film. Hope this is Helpful!

The House Bunny

I decided to see this originally because of the playboy bunnies angle. My cousin tore it open the second the DVD arrived. He was part way through when I happened to be walking threw the room. I immediately thought I hated it. The acting is that campy spoof comedy sketch bad over the top type acting. I usually don't go for this kind of humor. BUUTT it was BETTER than I feared. Even though I thought I knew I wouldn't like it I started at the beginning and watched to the end. It is Legally Blond meets Revenge of the Nerds type movie. Very formulaic "Fish-out-of-water" plot but with goofy tongue in cheek acting. Shelley is a ditzy playboy bunny with big dreams of becoming the next centerfold. Instead she is thrown out of the only life she ever knew and needs a home. Landing on a college campus she volunteers to become the house mother for a group of misfits. While teaching them to become sexy and popular they teach her to value Being who you are. The story completely PREDICTABLE but in the end it is very sweet, almost gushy. It is not a revolutionary film by any means but still a solid recommendation. Hope this is Helpful!

Boarding Gate

[2.5*s]Parts of this very weird flick were interesting. The sex and the murder the running from a mistake. The tough decision at the end was well filmed. BUT it was painstakingly dredgingly slow and dialog heavy. The concept and conflict seems it could make for an intriguing thriller. The best part of the movie was the tease. It maybe lost some luster in Instant Watching since the French or Chinese language spots were missing subtitles. I generally like Michael Madsen as a tough cool hard@ss, here he was a Slick businessman. It was OK but not the Madsen I love. Asia is beautiful and I don't think the cast is at fault for the pacing. Boarding Gate is artistic and occasionally beautiful even sincere but it had a lot of unrealized potential especially in the thriller department. A maybe if you have time but not a must see IMO. Hope this is Helpful!

Lost: Season 4

I was a huge fan of season one and 2. by the end of season three I had mostly lost interest in it and quit DVRing season four. I decided to take a peek though now that the DVDs are out and WOW. They really stepped up the game again. Exciting, and fresh with new turns twists surprise and a deeper explanation of whats happening. The sci-fi element is much larger and I like that. I am back to being a Fan again and can't wait for season 5. If you get to disc two before Christmas its interesting convenient that episode one happens on Christmas Eve =). If you had given up on this series like I had I urge you to try again. Season 4 was a fantastic Season! Hope this is Helpful!

Sesame Street: Elmo's Potty Time

Clearly, this is a potty training video and so you know the target audience. Well, that said it is so well mad that my daughter who is fully potty trained now, still enjoy singing along with the songs. We are still working on it with my son -3- but he was not as interested as early. This video really helps. The "hooraay for underpants" exclamation is reinforcing the desire to where big kid underpants. The Dirty Diper Dance song reinforces the desire to get OUT of those yucky dipers. And the tour of the toilet paper factory taught the kids the TP really does come from trees and therefore we don't want to waste it. Not to mention the Bop-idy-bop-bop rap beats are some of my sons favorites. With my daughter the Accidents Happen and that OK message was very helpful. My kids would watch this entertaining movie even if it wasn't teaching potty training, which makes it EVERYTHING a potty training video could hope to be. And just for a friend who laughed at the very thought of reviewing an instructional video (which this is much more than) I promised him I would include my note on the flick. "Elmo's Potty Time is a simple plot in which Elmo share's potty tips with his dad and with friends. He discusses underpants with Prairie Dawn, and wee woo vs pee poo with Baby Bear. The plot thickens when something is very wrong with young Curly Bear who is hiding under the table, but have no fear, (in a predicable finish) everything comes out OK in the end." LOL. seriously. The catchy music will make this a valuable and enjoyable resource while teaching your toddlers. Hope this is Helpful!

Tripping the Rift: Season 1

Tripping the rift is Hilarious adult Sci-fi animation. The humor is crude and rude and the jokes are mostly simple. The plot lines are brief and seldom deep, though occasionally it does delve into subjects (like removing God). Mostly it is just god old animated sexy robot and crew of twisted aliens with minds in the gutter. The characters make the show. If you like a little light comedy not to take seriously. A little adult oriented animation, this is a fun guilty pleasure. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

In 1989 Disney released a GREAT movie that borrowed Heavily from Has Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid. At that time my younger sister was in love with the movie and I admit the catchy music and beautiful animation even won me over. Ariel is one of few princes able to make the climb the status of Cinderella, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White, the CLASSICS of the Disney princess line. To expect this equal 11 years later to be as remarkable would be very misplaced optimism. However if you have a young daughter as passionate about the Princess movies as my daughter then this re-make will certainly be well received. Yes they call it a equal but the story is exactly the same just in reverse. Ariel's daughter is younger that she was in the first and the target is clearly 4 to 8 year old girls. None of the new songs are exceptional but several old great ones are re-used and movie proves to be both funny and charming for the kids. To compare this to the original it would look like a failure but in its own right it worked just fine for my daughter, who has all the dolls. Also on the DVD is a classic short of RKO baby mermaids from way back in the day. This movie is recommended to the niche of fans with children more than the nostalgic adults hoping to relive a great one. Hope this is Helpful!

Sky Dancers

I can't say I either enjoyed or recommend this series. I had never heard of Sky Dancers before but my wife said she liked it years ago. I don't see how since we would have been headed to college in 1996. I also never heard of the toy either. So why 3*'s? Well my daughter likes the show on Instant Watching and my wife has warm feelings for it. I loved lots of the 80's cartoons series, even a few spill over into the early 90's but this one while it tries to be Jem & The Holograms but it really is not. These Fairy Ballet dancers appeal to 3 and 4 year old girls. Fortunately my daughter knows nothing of the toy and its not even available so watching Fairy dancers is completely innocent. I don't recommend it for adults but if you have a 4 year old that loves fairies and ballet and princesses as much as my daughter does, this silly show will keep her entertained in a pinch. There are times you only want a 25 minute episode and not a full movie. Keep this under consideration. Hope this is Helpful!

It Happened on 5th Avenue

If you too have a soft spot for the heart warming charm of the fantastic 194o's Christmas films this one is funny and far-fetched but incredibly entertaining. The story is endearing and the spirit of Christmas comes through with loud and clear morals. There is a touching romance, and a hilarious comedic misunderstanding that tailspins out of control getting more and more fantastic. The secret identity of O'Conner and his daughter is being hidden from the squatters in his home, providing him an opportunity to be a blessing to others. Then he learns a lesson of his own. A must see Christmas Classic for those who love this old charming romantic Christmas Comedies. Hope this is Helpful!

Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the Shell (1995) is ABSOLUTELY brilliant. This is smart thought provoking Sci-fi first and foremost. The brilliance of the script, the concept and the depth of exploration into these sci-fi fantasy concepts parallel an exploration into what makes Human, and soul. Intellectually, MAGNIFICENT. Artistically this looks like some old school greats. I enjoyed the art and action as well, but the concept (-Blade Runner-like) is a favorite fantasy and really well done here. Highly recommended of Anime and for Sci-Fi Fans! Hope this is Helpful!

Cheerleader Ninjas

I must admit, I am a typical American man with a soft spot for Cheerleader and a love for Ninjas. There are two movies by almost the same name I watched back to back here for comparison. They are VERY DIFFERENT! One is about tough chicks who kick @ss. It is fight movie called Ninja Cheerleaders. The other called Cheerleader Ninjas is soft core B-movie comedy that is more about the campy comedy and breast shots. Dont mistake them or watch the wrong one. --- --- --- --- CHEERLEADER Ninjas is about Cheerleaders who like to seduce and manipulates guys with their augmented breast size and skimpy skirts. This one actually has Cheerleading in it. There are a plethora of topless scenes upskirt shots and sex jokes pushing this into a skin flick category. There is absolutely NO credible fights or coherent plot. This is a spoof comedy that serves as a platform for the T&A and sex jokes. If you like B-movies and gutter humor then you will laugh hard at some of these ridiculous jokes. Stereotyped horny nerds trying to get some, allows a number of laughs and equal number of roll your eyes cliches. Kira Reed is known for her softcore and hot breasts. She plays the fantasy girl, and uses those assets here. The lead girls here are not picked for an ability to act, nor is any of the cast. It never takes itself seriously and you will only enjoy it if you dont either. Do NOT watch this for any fights. In the fight scenes they actually swap out the actors for blowup dolls. The Ninja angle is just one of the jokes. This low budget raunchy spoof comedy is Not Recommended for most viewers, but a few select viewers will laugh at this funny B-movie. Hope this is Helpful Hope this is Helpful!

Starz Inside: 2008 Preview

This is a 13 minute short preview of Starz Inside features. It will show you a glimpse into The Pixar Story, with clips from Finding Nemo. The Incredibles and Ratatouille. Then it previews the Starz Inside: Comic Books Unbound, and shows a few clips from Hell Boy, Ghost Rider, and Spiderman. This is essentially advertisement to watch the other episodes of Starz Inside, but if your curious its useful. Its more like an EXTENDED trailer for each which may help you in your selection process. It then moves on to Starz Inside: In the Gutter with clips from American Pie, Super Bad. Then there is a look at the VERY cool Starz Inside: Fantastic Flesh: The Art of Make-Up EFX(2008) TV-MA, which looks at Grindhouse. Finally previewed are two not yet available on NF. Starz Inside: Ladies or Gentlemen which looks at cross dressing on film and Starz Inside: Fashion in Film, and looks at the film worlds influence on mainstream fashion. All in all this self promoting piece is just for those of you interested in a look at each of the features in 13 minutes instead of spending 6 hours watching the full length of each. I found it useful. you might as well. Hope this is Helpful!

Mighty Machines: Diggers & Dozers

After watching a random majority of the Mighty Machines series, I declared my sons favorite was the At the Firehall episode on Lights & Ladders. Well, that was true until we watched the Diggers & Dozers collection. There are 3 episodes here in a league above all the rest. Still corny annoying childish voices but cool video on In the Construction Site, At the Quarry and At the Demolition Site. My son wont watch any of the others now. These three 25 minute episodes suffice completely. His most requested is the Rocks aka Quarry and second most requested is the booms aka Demolition Site which is my personal favorite. This is one, ahead of the rest, that even I find cool. Maybe I'm a kid at heart but who doesn't love watching dynamite knock down huge towers. replayed in slow motion for effect, yeah man, =) its one my 3 year old and his 30 year old pops can both cheers for! If you want some quality father son time. Two cups of coco one hot one with ice in it (both with marshmallows), one warm fleece blanket and a comfy couch while Diggers & Dozers is on the TV, this provide a fantastic father son hour+ for us. Hope this is Helpful!

Christmas in Connecticut

How is it that these classics have an endearing and timeless charm that many modern Romantic Comedies only strive for. Having recently enjoyed "Holiday Affair" (1949) [see review]. I have to put this is league with that one. Thanks Cheryl in Wa. for a great review that inspired my viewing. I found this to be much heavier on the humor. The well intended Elizabeth Lane never meant to lie/misrepresent but her inability to explain on repeated occasions leads to a comedy of errors as good as they come. One thing leads to two more and then four... oh boy the situation becomes a hilarious mess! The romance was sweet and sincere as well as a vehicle to more comedic assumptions and misunderstanding. Additionally there were moments I was sure they were busted and had to hold my breath lightly chewing on a fingernail while the judge sneaks out a window or the pushy Alexander Yardley insists "won't you flip me just one flapjack, oh please" CLASSIC! A truly fantastic Christmas classic I regret have missed for the last 60 years. Highly recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Goldilocks and the 3 Bears

This is a 3.5* silly family flick. I know a lot of people will find it too ridiculous but this is a spoof of reality TV. It is WAY over the top. My kids liked the characters and My wife and I like the spoofs of Paris Hilton, American Idol, Extreme Make Over and more. It is silly. It is not one that will stand out as a best of the year but Tom Arnold is great as is Brooke Shields and the rest are decent. These extremely cliche modern reality TV spoofs are done by classic Fairy Tale Characters. The story here is nothing like Happily N'Ever After but the tone and the target audience is probably similar. My family enjoyed watching it once. Hope this is Helpful!

The Man Who Came Back

This is a bizarre movie; particularly in tone. It really has a bit of and Identity crisis. The movie is uneven. By that I mean it is a race drama at one moment then exploitation then prison then revenge western. These are drastic changes in pace and direction. BUT I enjoyed it. The Man Who Came Back will NOT appeal to everyone. It is very racially charged! The only thing more heated than the Racism is the Sexism. The movie gets off to a slow Start. I was completely bored at the beginning since I expected a Western Style revenge flick here. After a period of stupid people making bad choices a man is falsely accused of murder (as a scapegoat for the real perpetrators). On his way to prison he witnesses his son being killed and his wife brutally raped and then murdered. This is not for views who don't want to stomach some HORRIBLE situations and violent scenes. It is VERY hard to watch. The movie then becomes a Prison movie for a period. Then the unstoppable anger-fueled killing machine gets free to seek vengeance on all those involved. It is NOT a happy film but if you like the violent shoot'em ups and have the range in viewing tastes wide enough to enjoy the multiple genres this movie overlaps into, then you may also enjoy this uneven Western Revenge flick. Hope this is Helpful!

The Mindscape of Alan Moore

The Mindscape of Alan Moore is not what I expected but I really did enjoy it. The first 30 minutes will appeal to the comic fans interested in some of the insight and history of this man. Alan Moore is a believer in the magical realm of Shamanism. Understanding his view on the world is a fascinating insight into Comic writing. His interest in fairy stories and mythology lead to American Comicbook / superheroes. Moore wrote great works like Watchmen and V for Vendetta, (starting on the campy Swamp Thing) these are cool dark and yet intelligent comics, that really changed the industry from light and fluffy to much greater depth in stories for more mature readers. This doc is missing that section. It fails to get into the impact in the comic industry but after a short history the doc becomes a Stream of consciousness monologue on Moores, belief on the spiritual realm God and Gods, Politics, and Philosophy. TheDestroyer's writes a great review equating this to an "an 80 minute philosophy lecture by Alan Moore." I would concur. So, it was not what I expected but I am interested in philosophy and enjoyed it anyway. His extreme views are interesting and some are pretty out there. Clearly he is a thinking man, having analyzed dissected and evaluates these issues allowing him to present a basis for his beliefs. I can't agree with ALL of his ideas but opinions are just that, a personal view, and therefore you don't have to accept them to enjoy contemplating them. A few actually made me think a bit. Art is magic. It changes your consciousness. Interesting. Many more fascinating ideas are presented here if you'd like to check out the brilliant mans unique look on the world. This is not for everyone but some people are really going to enjoy the lecture. Hope this is Helpful!

The Mummy: The Animated Series: Vol. 1

To my surprise this series is a great action adventure for families. The monsters were not too scary for my kids. The action is intense enough to keep me entertained and overall it was a great experience for the family. It is not in a Star Wars Clone Wars league but it has the feel of The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones, if you remember that TV show. Obviously the theme is loosely borrowed from the Brendon Fraiser movie but stands completely independent of that. You cannot compare this to the movies, or expect it to appeal to the same audience. yes the O' Connell family is once again trying to defeat the evil mummy priest, but this is aimed specifically at younger viewers and their parents. A great watch with the kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Crashing

Crashing is oddly captivating and yet feels just a little bit dirty. Whoa what exactly happened hear? This is a fascinating look into the thoughts of a pervy old writer. If you like the cerebral thought processes, the stream of consciousness style of voyeuristicly looking through someone else's eyes, you will find this intriguing. It is not exceptional. That is to say its rather forgettable, but there is a twist and of course there is the added intrigue of every middle aged mans fantasy. The basic premise is well described by OceanBluePearl's review. A blocked writer is kicked out by his wife and invited in by two beautiful, ambitious, college writing students. The temptation to snoop and even pry overcomes him as he rationalizes "It was all about the work. At least that's what I told my self." The movie is an interesting fantasy filled movie worth watching once as a voyeur, if you can handle the slightly dirty but somehow artistic feel like in American Beauty. Dare I admit to enjoying this? Hmm. I leave it you. Hope this is Helpful!

Mighty Machines: Tremendous Tools

My 3 year old and I watched through a number of these then I got him back to bed. The interesting thing is the wide rage from pretty horrible to not so bad. FireCoral points out that these are VERY cheesy little episodes that are aimed at 2 and 3 year olds who like big trucks, etc. Adults will find little interest here but I humble admit to enjoying the way the current train tracks are laid by machine. =) I am a train geek. Mighty Machines: Lights & Ladders contains 3 episodes. The "At the Firehall" was my sons favorite. catchy tune and the truck is named King. "In the City" and "At the Garbage Dump" were not as big of hits. In Mighty Machines: Tremendous Tools there are 7 episodes. At the Train Yard and On the Railroad were favorites with Laying Down the Blacktop also a winner for him. But we started with "At the Sawmill" and before long he said no, no more. "At the Sawmill" was especially corny I thought too, but it was also not as much what he wanted to see. I turned it off and he wanted more big trucks we moved to "on the farm" which lasted longer but then he wanted to switch. the three I mentioned first were the ones that really captivated him. Be warned adults the voices are ridiculous and the music corny but for kids who like big machines this should be suffice. I probably would not rent it since Its available on Instant Watch right now we can pick and choose episodes from the entire series. But if your toddler really likes big trucks and more you may choose to do so. Hope this is Helpful!

Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia is terrific fun! It will be a dream for ABBA fans, as the music GREAT and steals the entire show. Not to minimalize the fantastic cast but the focus here is were it should be, the music. The story is almost inconsequential as it is merely a means to string together the musical numbers. The plot is predictable but cute. The focus changes from daughter to mother and back again several times. This is not a typical musical it is a lighthearted stroll through a flowery meadow. This is a feel good movie if ever there was one. Usually I am the one cranking up the surround sound to hear the effects but this time my wife was pushing up the volume and singing along. I had to remind her to calm down the kids are asleep. This is an easy one to predict. If you like the music an if you are in it for that reason, you will walk away from this movie feeling a little better than you began. Very entertaining. Refreshing. Sweet. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

After hearing mostly poor reviews and comments about The Mummy 4 Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, I lowered my expectations. The Mummy (1999) was a GREAT must see. Returns was very good too. The Scorpion King changed things a bit heading for a more flashy flare effects type of feature and it actually became slight more friendly for younger viewers, as if trying to get the same 12 year olds the Pirates movies were after. Indiana Jones brought back a fourth movie this year because the market would support it. Similarly, this could not even come close to where the franchise started BUT it was still one I wanted to see. Considered in it own right the movie was not as bad as I suspected. My 9 year old cousin liked this. The fight scenes are entertaining despite the plot. There was one spot he said "oh that was gross" but its more tame and campy than I remember the first one being. My kids have enjoyed the Animated series which is suitable for them. This movie I see as a way to finally bring closure (lets hope) to a Great franchise that has now run its course. One watch was enough. Hope this is Helpful!

The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl

The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl is an absolute favorite of my kids. I DON'T GET IT! the movie is annoying and horrible but I had to play it over and over again. Finally, I think I begin to see what my four year old loves about this movie. It is infact a movie made by a kid, for kids. Adults forget it the horrible lines and the inconsistencies and all the things we would pick at as critics would make you hate the movie. I did. We DVRed this one and the kids kept watching it. fortunately when I moved we lost it. Then, the wife recorded it again. finally my daughter picked up the DVD in a store. Extra features confirm this was in fact the brainchild of Rodriguez' son. It was what his 6 year old wanted to see so he put it on film. There is a Sci-Fi Fantasy element, in which dreams become reality and the moral of the story is good. That aside the bad costumes and ridiculous series, even the hyperactive jump all over writing seems bizarre to me. I gave it 2 stars but it has played dozens of times in my house and we now own the DVD. I guess I better move it up to a three, but in the kids mind; this is a favorite. Approach with caution. your kids may love it though. Hope this is Helpful!

Mighty Machines: Lights & Ladders

My 3 year old son couldn't sleep last night and while scrolling through the Roku list to his favorite Train Ride, he saw this picture of big trucks. The Mighty Machines series I had just queued and had yet to preview. We watched through a number of these then I got him back to bed. The interesting thing is the wide rage from pretty horrible to not so bad. FireCoral points out that these are VERY cheesy little episodes that are aimed at 2 and 3 year olds who like big trucks, etc. Adults will find little interest here but I humble admit to enjoying the way the current train tracks are laid by machine. =) I am a train geek. Mighty Machines: Lights & Ladders contains 3 episodes. The "At the Firehall" was my sons favorite. catchy tune and the truck is named King. "In the City" and "At the Garbage Dump" were not as big of hits. In Mighty Machines: Tremendous Tools there are 7 episodes. At the Train Yard and On the Railroad were favorites with Laying Down the Blacktop also a winner for him. But we started with "At the Sawmill" and before long he said no, no more. "At the Sawmill" was especially corny I thought too, but it was also not as much what he wanted to see. I turned it off and he wanted more big trucks we moved to "on the farm" which lasted longer but then he wanted to switch. the three I mentioned first were the ones that really captivated him. Be warned adults the voices are ridiculous and the music corny but for kids who like big machines this should be suffice. I probably would not rent it since Its available on Instant Watch right now we can pick and choose episodes from the entire series. But if your toddler really likes big trucks and more you may choose to do so. Hope this is Helpful!

Breakaway

This is an ACTION Christmas movie that is a complete rip off of Die Hard (little differences but really the same). This is a softer, slightly less bloody and slightly less bad@ss version made for TV. Critical viewers will point out the nothing new re-used plot and will want to avoid this movie. HOWEVER, if you are an action movie fan and can forgive a few cheesy lines I recommend watching this around the Christmas season. Dean Cain is fantastic but some of the cast is pretty week. The dialog a sappy corny at times. For example the wife (Erika Eleniak) poorly delivers the line "There's only one present I really want for Christmas ..." [queue the eyes rolling]. This is a butt kicking shoot-em up. If you are in it for the gun fights and white knuckle hostage situations, then give it a go. Nothing new. But worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

Flash Gordon

This is the epitome of camp classic. If you don't know what "so bad it good refers to" this is it. The acting the costumes the scenarios. Are SO far over the top you will have to laugh. Like the 1930's comic strip and the '50s series, it does not take itself serious but MUCH more than that this is essentially spoofing the Buster Crabbe 1936. In short Flash Gordon Quarterback from the New York Jets saves the universe from aliens. LOL. The highlight of the movie for me is the exceptional soundtrack by Queen. "Flash. Ohhooohha, savior of the universe. Flash. Ohhooohha. He saved everyone of us! Flash!!" [huge grin]. It is Cheese with cheese on the side and extra cheese on top but it is GREAT! =) Sci-fi fans are sure to love it but any of you who like a good bit of camp, should check it out if you missed this one. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Perfect Blue

Perfect Blue is a great adult amine that has a unique Hitchcockian Thriller feel. The first 60 minute build pace slowly with drama and character depth, getting to know the actress Mima Kirigoe and alter ego the pop idol Mima Kirigoe. After successfully building the suspense the action of the last 30 minutes becomes even more exciting. All of it is entertaining. It is intelligent, well written, Beautifully animated, and there are great voices in English. All plusses in my book making this a great anime to see for fans of the genre and for viewers who are considering dabbling in anime. Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

The Man Show Presents: Girls on Trampolines

If you are even considering this DVD then you know it is nothing more than girls jumping on a trampoline and taking their tops off. This is an unedited disk that shows the girls but otherwise has little connection to the Man Show. There are few people who would actually want to rent this. Don't rent and then say "Girls on Trampolines is boring." LOL. that's obvious. This is 90 minutes of mostly naked girls in Christmassy costumes bouncing to the music of the season. It is sort of the same idea as the Yule Log DVD which I happen to own. You don't sit to actually watch it. This is backdrop for guys only poker night or a winter season bachelor party. It is set to repeat automatically and the soundtrack of "Oh Christmas tree" and "We wish you a merry Christmas" and more provides a funny conversation piece for the season. Yes, this is chauvinist. It is what it is. The girls are hot if you want to see that. If not, then simply pass. This is an easy one to know if it is what you are looking for or not. On the DVD is also a "getting to know you" behind the scenes which is interesting. The girls actually enjoy the trampoline and being looked at. Clearly the "interesting interviews" is not the reason anyone is actually going to rent the movie, but it is there to add something too it. =) Finally there is a interactive game "Guess her Bra Size?" They give you three choices. One of the guys at poker decided it be fun to add a wager to the game and throw your chips on 1) 2) or 3), winners split the pot. So, if you are interested in a Yule Log DVD with a different kind of sizzle Check this out. The rest of everyone knows to skip over this one. Hope this is Helpful!

Make It Happen

Make It Happen is completely cliche. ALL character, situations and events that you have seen in Flashdance, Save The Last Dance, and Coyote Ugly. yes surprisingly similar to the latter despite the music / dance crossover. If you expect something new or different then let this review Help you decide to Pass right along. With business aside, I am now talking to those of you who went back for more with Save the Last Dance 2 (not that it lived up to the first but you were willing to try). And those of you who liked. It has an urban feel but not as hip hop as Step Up more like a Coyote Ugly type Bar except this time its Burlesque. I promise you will see right through the shallow plot. But the girls are very easy one the eyes and the dancing is entertaining at least and the plot well if that matters a lot to you skip this one. It is a sugar glaze on a left over idea and yet I found it surprisingly fun to watch. Rent this if you are in it for the dancing. Many of my respected reviewers and friends will likely hate this movies paint by numbers formulaic approach but for NF viewers who are just looking for cool, and some sexy, with some killer beats; This will do. Hope this is Helpful!

Barb Wire

Barbwire is bad. I mean really really bad. I mean it is so campy bad that I can't stop laughing at those ridiculous buoyant bouncing boobs. It is CAMPY. Corny. Ridiculous and straight from the comic book. The action is over the top goofy. The Script is clumsy and the plot... (just like the comic, completely beyond belief and yet... this is a personal guilty pleasure of mine and other fanboys of the comic and the girl. My friend Torrzilla writes a more realistic review. Most of my friends hate it. Probably most viewers will not like this and will want to pass BUT a few of you will love the sexy strip/dance at the beginning and a few of you will laugh at the RIDICOULOUS premise and the joke that is cast here (the post with two balloons tied to it known as Pamela Anderson). Maybe is just the guys I play poker with, but after a few beers, this guilty pleasure never ceases to entertain me and the guys. Proceed with caution. See Torrzilla review for a counter point perspective. Either way I Hope this is Helpful!

Eloise: The Animated Series

Eloise: Little Miss Christmas starts at episode 3 on the (now available) Instant Watch. Eloise: The Animated Series. It is listed as three parts but it is only two. Part 2 listed in the episode list is actually a duplicate of part 1. Watch one and then three. My daughter LOVED it. My wife and I were impressed at the quality of the voice cast with Tim Curry, Matthew Lillard and more. Eloise is fantastically almost poetically written series of which all the episodes a good but the moral and the appeal of the Little Miss Christmas was a stand out favorite. It showcases the good heart of a young girl and the way she can warm the hearts of those around here. Added bonus is a touch of Christmas magic amidst the great gift she offers to others less fortunate than her. Additionally, dont miss Eloises Rawther Unusual Halloween either. =) This simple and yet enjoyable collection will win over fans of the book, fans of shows / stories like Madeline and young creative girls (and their parents) universally. Hope this is Helpful!

Eloise: Little Miss Christmas

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It is a 3* thriller with an extra .5 for the gorgeous Rachel Nichols and being Christmas time appropriate. As a Christmas movie it is not very Christmassy. As a thriller is quite typical. But together it seems and adequate match for the season. Do you like "that" story? You know the one where the creepy stalker guy captures and taunts the beautiful woman. Yeah, this is that story, set on Christmas Eve. It is not fast paced but kept my attention and then.. I was expecting it to be more scary but the jumps and starts here and there were well received and the few gory spots were cool too. The cast is small since much of the mobile happens between the two leads. Nichols I mentioned is beautiful and pretty decent as well. Wes Bentley is great. I was convinced the dude was well off his rocker. Overall the movie was mostly tame for the genre but certainly worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

WOW. super weird Japanese Exploitation. This is a great example of "p*rn for smart people". If you like weird and twisted, and the idea political satire mixed with super powers, and TONS of sex scenes, sounds appealing to you, this is a very UNIQUE and twisted adventure. You have to have a totally warped mind to appreciate this. Most American viewers will likely do best to pass but a few will absolutely love this film. What does it say about me that I kept laughing, it was so bad, its hilarious. See B. W. and Microwaved also have great spot on reviews. NOT FOR THE OFFEND-ABLE! Hope this is Helpful!

Central Park Drifter

This film servers as an excuse to show naked bodies. It is an 80s skin flick erotic thriller more than a vampire movie. The girls at the beginning are naked yes but a bit scarily butch. By the end the sex scenes improve and the sex in coffin is actually kinda hot. The acting is like typical softcore lame script week acting until the sex when it feels more like this is what they were focusing on here. There is more male nudity than typical in average softcore. It is not worth watching for anyone looking for more than a low budget skin flick meets the vampire genre. What you see is what you get. Works for me. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Pursuit of Happyness

If you find a good cry refreshing from time to time I strongly recommend The Pursuit of Happyness as a must see!! I watched It's a Wonderful Life a few weeks ago and I declared "I haven't cried so much since longer than I remember." Well now I remember. It was in 2006 when this movie came out. That was time. If you missed it then WATCH it now. It is currently playing on Encore channel and Starz Dec 09, rent it buy it, do what you must. This is among the very short list of LIFE IMPACTING movies! This is a movie that will touch your soul and raise your spirits after bring you to a painful humbled place, empathically broken with this struggling man BRILLIANTLY portrayed by Will Smith. This inspiring story is based on a true story. Sadness and pain is part of the Pursuit. But also there is Happiness and joy on the journey. In the surprisingly happy moments, when they lose everything but (Smith as Chris Gardner) the GREAT father that he is, stuck in the subway station with no place to go, he starts to play caveman games. I only pray I could have been as big a man. The tear runs down my face alone with smith as the guard pounds on the bathroom/cave door. At the same time when his son drops his ONE toy in the street we see the realistic moment of desperation to get to the home on time as this man snaps at his child as any of us would have done. This movie is about the "PURSUIT!" As much pain as you feel with this real to life father, the overwhelming sensation of joy as he Delivers the line "This Part of my life is called... Happiness" the heartwarming soul lifting inspiring words and tears are completely indescribable. MUST MUST SEE!! Hope this is Helpful!

Grad Night

This is a HORRIBLE movie. The Scene on the cover... never happens! (wasted 89 minutes to know) There is almost zero T&A in the film. Every time you think there is about to be a sex scene ...nope. The acting is not good enough for a teenbop weed flick (as lame as that sounds). As a High-school flick this is HORRIBLE! With the super low production value it seems like it should be a softcore (given the acting and the tone) but it is pretty PG in the end. If you are looking for the only T&A, in the entire film here is what you do. ADD the movie to Instant Watch go to your queue and click play. Then click on the little slide bar and slide it to 1 hr 16minutes in. From 1hour 17min to 1hr 22mins the almost fully dressed lapdance girls is only best T&A the film has to offer (and even that is barely passable). Don't rent it. You will regret it. Even Coolio fans there is little of him in it. The rap soundtrack is the only thing moving this from negative 1.5 to almost 2 stars. Now you know what to expect. Hope this is Helpful!

Young Lady Chatterley

A classic with out a doubt. This movie has a quality similar to the original Emmanuelle series. It is the dirty novel element. By todays late night cable standard, the sex scenes are few and far between, but there is an overwhelming sexual tension throughout the film, that is missed in some of the more modern of the genre. I used to see this on cable. In my re-visit of the DVD I forgot found the hilarious the orgy scene which I must have forgotten about unless it was edited form the cable version. Still, my favorite scene is in the car. Most of the acting is decent enough (considering genre and time period) but some is of course cheesy. Finally, there is a certain tone that is difficult to pinpoint. An attribute that simply makes this movie work and also provides the fortitude to stand the test of time. Hope this is helpful!

The Job

If you have read my reviews you will know I tend to be a very optimistic reviewer. I love film, making films and all the aspect that goes into film. I find it very hard to disrespect a film, its cast directors and producers because I know there is a lot of work that goes into it. THIS IS AN EXCEPTION!!! The movie is horrendous. There was no effort put into this movie. The A/V club at my high school made better videos than this. It felt like it was going to break into a softcore skin flick. Even for that genre it was poorly made. The writer, director editor and producer of the movie is all one man David Tucker. None of the rest of the cast have any record of filmogrophy. The story seems to be one man who decided to make a movie with some of his friends and then attempt to pass it off as a legitimate film. This should be in someones Home Video collection of things they had fun playing around at. It is really bad. On top of that is the horrible plot. Lying cheating fighting bickering annoying spouses does NOT make a comedy. This is a movie I am worse off for having seen. I like a good love triangle messy emotional conflict movie when it works. I usually follow the policy if you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all BUT in this case I feel I must warn you. This movie should not have been allowed release. GARBAGE! Please AVOID!! Hope this is Helpful!

Holiday in the Sun

I understand this movie was supposed to be aimed at teenage but my cousins also thought it was horrible. The only people with low enough standards to watch this poorly made music video would be children for which it is inappropriate. The acting is bad. The script is week. The characters, "spoiled little rich girls" is chliche and annoying. And worst of all the cinematography is very choppy. It does have one appeal. The teenage boys who want to see these cute 15 year olds in miniskirts. Other than that it is an incohesive, montage with a sloppy attempt to tack on an unbelievable plot at the end. It really did not work. Fans of the Olsens and their travel series will not be turned away regardless what I say, and they will probably find the same appeal they did in others. For the rest of viewers, not fans already, I recommend avoiding this one. (unless you are 12 with low expectations) Hope this is Helpful!

The Pink Panther Classic Cartoon Collection

Fantastically nostalgic and Highly recommended! "Pink Pink" as named by my son, was a favorite of mine as a kid. My father liked and now my son does. It is great for young minds because instead of being spoon fed every detail you think a bit about what is going on but at the same time the big loud excited exaggerated antics of the silly panther entertain us all. There are 13 hours here of truly terrific television. I like the 6 minute episodes because before story time headed to bed I can give the kids a "one more show" warning. Its also nice to play a few and then move onto to something else. The political jokes will entertain the more astute viewer while the physical comedy catches us all. =) Re-watch this with your kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Malibu Spring Break

Clearly this a T and A B-movie. There is no two ways about it. It is a 2* movie with 3* girls. The lead actresses are TERRIBLE. Bad acting from the entire rest of the cast as well not just the hotties of film. The story is an overdone "throw the un-authorized party while uncles away form his mansion" story. The script is lame. The photo shoots are actually not bad. And the Beach volleyball game is evidence that the director does know how to get some really great shots. But it really did not salvage the bad film. If you like 'amateurs' beautiful young perky girls then rent this for the bikini's. The girls are amateurs. The acting is amateur and the film is a backyard C-movie. If you want something more than that, look elsewhere. You have been informed. Now you know what you are going to get. Most of you will want to pass. Hope this is Helpful!

Sex Medusa

This is a very bizarre movie. With a movie by the title Sex Medusa I would have expected some sex. It is NOT a softcore skinflick there is none of that going on here. It had very little nudity and only one sex scene with some cool digital effects. The movie is really a Science Fiction film. In some ways similar to "Death From Beyond I & II" [see that review]. The basic sci-fi premise is the Snake Woman trying to reproduce and the scientist woman messing with animals. There are some cool scenes. The spiders eating each other (Whooa!) And the snakes attacking each other (cool). Rats too. Some gore (no sexy). If you want a cheesy B-Movie Sci-fi flick in Cantonese or Mandarin, with subtitles, then check this movie out. The disk I got did not have English dub on it. If this is not what you were expecting then; be warned. Hope this is Helpful!

Zero Woman: Dangerous Game

Mostly boring, wannabe action film that has a few interesting scenes small segments of disconnected action and far too much incessant rambling. there were two sex scenes and a few gun fights but sort through all the boring dialog is not worth the time. The series is not terrible. There are political / social commentary and some brief symbolism, but mostly it is ho-hum, yawn. If you like Asian cinema and don't mind the subtitles the you could do worse, but there are better choices. Hope this is Helpful!

Cheerleader Autopsy

This is worse than BAD p*rn. It is truly repulsive. If you're looking for a nice funny T-&-A flick run away. This had almost no nudity, except for fake corpses and a few shots here and there. The acting is the worst I've ever seen! This B-movie is so low budget its what I call Backyard movie making. Any of us with a few props and a camera could do the same thing. A movie like this can get away with bad acting and a bad plot if the movie is funny enough. This is not! The 'humor' about sex with corpses is extremely revolting. I like a cheesy skin flick. I can tolerate almost anything. But this is worse than just a waste of time. I will spend the rest of my life trying to forget I ever saw it. The gore is very fake. The acting is cheesy and the "sexy" is, well... missing. There are no redeeming qualities to talk about. Rating = most certainly ZERO stars. AWFUL! Please avoid this movie, unless you are seeking to see one of the worst things a few dudes with video cameras through together over the weekend. Just know what you are in for. Hope this is Helpful!

Bikini Bandits: Briefs, Shorts & Panties

A complete disappointment. The women may be cute but the annoying behavior is a turn off. The bad acting and bad annoying "bad girl" sketch's needed a heavy offset to make the movie bearable. It was not funny. And it was not sexy enough to keep my attention. There is a little bit of cleavage but truly, it is a waste of time, even for horny red blooded American Males. There are skin flicks out there with much more to offer than this one. Hope this is Helpful!

Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands is a beautiful masterpiece!! This movie showcases Tim Burtons brilliance and Johnny Depp's skill along with the rest of the terrific cast. This is a slightly bizarre Gothic modern fairy tale. The story is a new spin on the classic Frankenstein-like story. It is a familiar story but this is a completely fresh take. The story really begins and ends around Christmas time. Edward is a mostly human creation but his inventor, died on Christmas after presenting him with new hands but before attaching them. Now he's stuck with scissors for hands. A door to door Avon sales woman lets her self in to the castle like home of Edward and takes it upon her self to be his parent. She brings him down to the neighborhood and moves him into her home. Edward is too different. People want to like him (despite banding him a freak) until they need a scape goat. This movie will run your emotions through a roller coaster. It is sweet and charming, he falls in love, but also get used and betrayed, at which point the sadness and anger at the foolish towns people takes over. At one point Peg, his assumed guardian spelled it all out saying �When I brought Edward down here to live with us I really didn�t think it through. I didn�t think about what could happen to him or to us or to our neighborhood.� Overall, I feel this poor boy must be lonely. But he did have the opportunity to know love. In the end his love MANY years later is retelling this story to her granddaughter. The impact he had on her life was timeless. After seeing this movie you will want to dance in the snow and the tugging at your heart will draw both a half a tear and a half a smile to your face when you reflect of this fantastic tale. A must see if you missed it and a very worthy re-visit for those who have. Hope this is Helpful!

Bad Girls from Mars

As cheesy B movies go this extremely low budget campy comedy is pretty fun to watch! There is lots of topless breasts shots and the girls are um, a good caliber ;-)... (quite hot that is)... The acting is as lame as you would expect. I could have hoped for a little more but, fans of the B-genre will easily make due. There were no explicit sex scenes but it was sexy-ish. The 'sex' scene was always off camera and there is not any full nudity only mostly. Still, something about this movie just makes me chuckle. The plot is NOT sci-fi (despite the name). It is a movie about making a movie and it is a "who-done-it" style mystery, with killings on the set. Predicable; but hey, it is what it is and does not take it self seriously. If it is the style of campy movie you are looking for have at it. If your looking for a mainstream flick - this is not it. Either way, I Hope this is Helpful!

Holidaze: The Christmas That Almost Didn't Happen

This is a very cute feel good Christmas movie for the kids with some adult humor that zooms over their head giving us the chance to laugh at it too. The moral is good. The story is not brand new but the kids liked it and as an Instant Watch Option on the Roku it was worth the short investment of time. Rudolph has a less famous brother Rusty who is looking for his place in the Christmas Holiday. He runs off to Big City to do some soul searching. The other holiday mascots are hiding out in big city as well. Rusty finds another friend (youll need to guess his identity along the way ;-). Meanwhile Santa struggles with the upgrades to the Naughty nice computer now going Lap-Top. Guess who saves the day? It cute. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Transsiberian

It does get off to a slow start. But as in many great mystery thrillers the suspense begins to slowly build until... everything changes and the rest of the movie is VERY different. With out spoiling anything I strongly recommend you don't dig too deep. RJP's great review nails the characters each spot on. The cast falls between good and exceptional with Ben Kingsley topping the cast and the women short behind. This is a 4* Hitchcockian mystery/thriller with beautiful snowy scenery and a must for Train Geeks like myself. =) I added and extra .5 for trains and the passion Roy (played by Harrelson) as has for them. Great ending will keep you thinking. Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Kung Fu Panda: Bonus Material

This Bonus disc is Spectacular! It is so much more than your average extras. The short "Secrets of the Furious Five" is about Master Po teaching Kung Fu to a group of young students (bunnies). He introduces them to the back story of each of the Five. And the lesson is the key principle of that style of Kung Fu. My daughter loved doing the dance moves they teach you to the "Everybody is Kung Fu fighting" song. I won't tell you what I looked like in the living room with two toddlers. LOL. Then, also on this disk is a guide to each style. The basics of Mantis style, Crane style, Viper style, Monkey style and my personal favorite Tiger Style. My kids enjoyed doing some of the moves with each. I loved Martial Arts as a kid and this is a great elementary introduction. There is also Chinese history on this DVD. The meaning and significance of the animals associated with each year in the Chinese Zodiac. Select your birth year in the interactive menu and learn what animal represents your year. Year of the Horse? That was mine. The Traits match (somewhat). =) interesting. Learn more about the animals of Kung Fu and take the quiz to find out What fighting style are you. This DVD is more about Kung Fu and about Chinese history than it is a tradition "making of." It is Fantastic if the subject interests you and your kids! Hope this is Helpful!

Man on Wire

Philippe Petit makes this documentary fantastic. Eccentric may not even cover the extent of this guy passion. The guy is completely nuts. =) A thrill seeker sure but not solely this dance between the towers was VERY well planned. He is charming. That also helped him inspire the assistance of many others who put there reputations and futures on the line (if not there lives) to help this goal be accomplished. A fascinating story. It would be COMPLETELY unbelievable if it weren't actually true. WOW. I didn't know the whole story which is for the better. Obviously he doesn't die, he made the movie LOL, but I thought for sure he was going to. Amazing. Must see! It is inspiring but certainly not to do what he did, the obstacles he was determined to overcome and the risks he faced, for something he felt passionate about doing, its Mind boggling. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Children's Cartoon Classics

Ooh, the delightful nostalgia that rushes in and warms me to the core when watching these timeless classics play. They look like they did when I was a kid and when my parents were a kid and I am sure my kids' kids will laugh too. An instant watch option that is sure to please the nostalgic cartoon lovers like myself. =) Some episodes are better than others. All are worth revisiting. My kids and I watched and laughed together. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Dark Knight

There was buzz about The Dark Knight before it release and constantly after. There were expectations that SURLY no movie had a chance to live up. To my surprise The Dark Knight DOES IT! It raises the standard for what is demanded of a movie from here forward. What more can be said about a movie that does HAVE IT ALL. Conquest & Fire's great review points out this movie "transcends any comic book movie I have seen.." I must echo this sentiment! The depth of character, the exploration of human psyche, the good and the bad, its astonishing. The psyche refers to the forces in an individual that influence thought, behavior and personality. Seldom will you experience the full ride of emotions (that parallel this exploration of the heart and soul of a character) better than you will here. Arguments have been made that the plot was beyond belief and the movie was very long and dialog heavy. Both are true. AND YET the extra depth and the EXTREME situations only served to heighten the experience, to exaggerate the emotions beyond what a believable real world scenario would provide. For me (and 4 of my cousins who came over to watch) it worked brilliantly. The incredible explosions will test the capabilities of your home theaters surround sound. The loss and hate stemming from losing a lover. The emotion of a father watching his son with a killer. The tear will well up just before the adrenalin of watching a serious butt kicking that was very much deserved. In the end the altruistic courage of one man is inspiring. These are characters we know. This time you will lean more about them than you knew could exist. Heath Ledgers phenomenal performance is an unforgettable! Bale is also exceptional! Freeman, Eckhart, the entire cast does proud this film. The one problem is that another sequel is doomed to shoes too big too fill. That this could step up to Batman Begins is HUGE! Where could it possibly go from here? Regardless, this is a MUST see! Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Peter and the Wolf

UNIQUE! Beautifully artistic and metaphorically rich with themes of predator and prey. Predator and prey change based on perspective. There is also anger and vengeance and loss. Of course in the end there is a real coming of age, an awakening to understanding and with that new found confidence and understanding comes the realization that the cycle of hate is senseless. Respect and forgiveness show strength of character and soul over the pretentious nature of humans to bully. 2008 Oscar for Best Animated Short. With good reason. it is beautifully shot. The stop motion seems old school at first but with a few CGI enhancements you cinephiles will be blown away by the emotion in these still and powerful eyes. This is NOT made for little kids. My kids DID watch it with me but they were mostly bored. Its a little scary but not graphic or offensive to kids, older kids could be introduced with this, but I recommend just going to the original. This is artistic expression at its finest aimed at adults who appreciate that. Not for everyone, but some of you are going to LOVE it! Hope this is Helpful!

Care Bears: Oopsy Does It

Oopsy Does It , is a part of the new generation of care bears. Now CGI. Now many new bears, and new villain, who is a bear that has gone part robot. =) he is much more a goof than the scary magic evil Cold Heart I remember as a kid. In this new generation there are many new characters like Oopsy who is a bit of a klutz. A new bear to the group he does not have a tummy badge. Oopsy is regularly a center figure in the plots of most of the episodes, like Elmo became for sesame street. Not necessarily the lead and not in all, but certainly most, of the new ones. Whether it is Surprise Day (an April fools like episode) or Oopsy does it, the moral of the story and the lesson learned is typically Oops. Cute. Recommended for parents who loved the show when we were kids and now want to introduce the new generation of care bears to your own new generation kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Horton Hears a Who!

Dr. Seuss (aka Theodor Seuss Geisel) would be PROUD! This stays true to the great story both in heart and art. The message of acceptance, respect and value "no matter how small" sings loud while a more subtle nod to creativity and thinking outside the box is also present. The art melds the new CGI capabilities into old school Seuss look and feel. It is beautiful to behold! The voice acting is spectacular. Carrey & Carell bring depth and feeling much deeper than expected. Hats off to the rest of the top notch cast as well. The adapted screenplay here is one of the best since Dr. Seuss did them himself. Few works rank up with Dr. Seuss' original How the Grinch Stole Christmas as timeless. This version will prove to be one that does. The fantasy that our world could be a tiny spec of something much bigger is classic human philosophy that will forever tease our minds. We all love to dream and wonder. Rather than feeling small Seuss reinforces the value of all. Timeless!! Fantastic!! This adaptation is a great version because it even adds to the dedication Horton has to this cause. His commitment to protect the spec, and stand up for what he believes in is incredibly inspiring! I recommend this to everyone of all ages. Of course my kids stamp of approval goes on as A+. The entertaining adorable and silly characters kept their attention. This is the first times my 3yr old actually sat almost still, almost the entire (with out being sick). It has amazing universal appeal. Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Care Bears: Magical Moments

This I believe is about the third disc chronologically in the Old School original Care bear series. It is definitely worth a re-visit for nostalgic parents. This is the disc that my family own and my toddlers really like it, BUT do prefer the new series which we DVR every Saturday on TV. This is a good choice parents because the first disc which is the best for nostalgia sake is admittedly a bit scary for toddlers. I can't believe I used to watch that, LOL. I guess I wasn't that young then but my sister was. sheesh. Anyway back to this disc. It too has professor Cold Heart but is not nearly as scary as the first disc or the Care Bears movie. So if you want to revisit this is a good choice. Remember how preachy those morals were. The Lucky Charm episode is my kids favorite but it really spells out word for word the lessons to learn. LOL. Any I also recommend the Care Bears movie if your kids are not sensitive to a scary spirit. My 4 year old loves it despite the spirit and when we were kids my little sis watched it all the time, but my aunt and uncle banned the old one from there house and only allow my cousins to watch the new generation. That will have to be your call. Hope this is Helpful!

Black Christmas

Thanks tildafan for the recommendation. This was worth seeing. Clearly Black Christmas (1975) laid ground work for movies like When a Stranger Calls and others to follow. It is scary and well made for 1975 but does suffer a bit of being dated. The pacing is methodical but not too slow as the suspense builds and the plot is clever and creepy. I enjoyed it and horror fans who like the 70's era will too. It really is not specifically Christmassy but a few token Holiday songs make this a good time of year to watch it. Hope this is Helpful!

Vampire Effect

This movie is a fun Hong Kong action vampire hybrid. Really corny. Really goofy and really fun! Jackie Chan in a vampire movie? Who would have thought? I was so excited my Roku arrived today I had to try it out. Thanks Wingz and Ironduke (for the recommend) have great reviews of this that say it all. This martial arts comedy feels a bit like Buffy in the acting (with some cute girls). But here the fights are actually worth watching. The cheese will turn off a few but if you like Chan, and the vampire genre, give this a shot. At the moment its even an instant play option. Hope this is Helpful!

Conjurer

Having heard a rumor going into this indie suspense flick, that it was "nothing new or special" I come away very pleasantly surprised. Other than one recommendation I knew nothing of the Conjurer before seeing it. We enjoyed it, for the most part. It is extremely slow. It is a psychologically creepy thriller that has almost no blood and no gore at all. This is ideal for fans of the old school Hitchcockian style of suspense thriller and this is a helpful warning to fans of graphic gore to pass on this. This is about a haunted cabin, and a witch with an agenda. The story is quite predictable and yet to watch the story unfold was entertaining. The movie was well made on a budget and most of the acting was great. A little bit of CGI creates the cool crow and some spooky effects but most of the movie is about tone. The end scene is the best. Still, with the pacing it was just a 3.5* movie for me. If you don't mind the methodical pace and you enjoy a good psychological break down. Then go ahead and check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

War, Inc.

Recommended! Why oh why did I hold off on this? I guess because my friends opinions were split almost down the middle, but leaning to favor. This is a classic screwball comedy with a futuristic slant. The political satire is light and not meant to be taken seriously though I must say the idea that business run the world and its wars is an interesting (if not inconceivable) fantasy to toy with. There is little way to escape comparing this role to the great Grosse Point Blank. That movie seemed to be a more light hearted romance while this one is more fiery. The sexual tension runs high through out the movie. The desire for change the even tempered and yet emotionally distraught character of Brand Hauser is charming and Cusack is predictably stellar. Hilary Duff is surprisingly good at dark. Who would have known. Wow. and no her "assets don't make you puke" (see it to get it LOL). Marisa Tomei and Ben Kingsley are great as well but why is Joan Cusack here? Oh well. Finally the end is great; funny and surprising. If you like a comedy a little dark, a little campy, sprinkled with funny clever spoofs; and a futuristic hints at political satire, and the occasional over the top fight scene, see War, Inc. Hope this is Helpful!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) released by Walt Disney is based off of an inarguably great piece of literature Victor Hugo's novel "Notre Dame de Paris." I come to this point with conflicting feelings. This novel, the subject matter and the story along with many of the themes was not written for children. When Disney releases an animated movie with a G rating one normally assume kid friendly. According to the MPAA this may be a G rated movie but thematically is most suitable for 10 and up in my opinion. At the core of the story is lust and religious fraud and the conflict of mans sinful selfish nature with the goodness and moral fortitude humanity is capable of. Disney did an adequate job of down playing certain aspects to make it seem softer more of a love and romance theme but it is gothic. And still raises complex questions fantastic and important for adults to address. Visually it is beautiful. The music is great too especially if the audience is astute enough to read between perceive the inner turmoil. The one complaint is the aim at children. The characters like the gargoyles add little to the older audience but are comedic relief to the young ones (who maybe should sit this out anyway). Parents watch this first, or adults who enjoy animated features watch this for a softer version of the classic story, which is darker than traditional Disney films. Hope this is Helpful!

Die Hard 2: Die Harder

I had the chance to re-watch this action packed Christmas Eve, hostage thriller once again this weekend. I must say I love this character. John McClane is a take no prisoners, terrorist killing, rule braking patriotic, killer cool hero. This movie just like the first is COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE! you have to suspend disbelief and just watch for the butt kicking action, the gun fights the explosions and catchy lines ;-). There is nothing new or original here. If you saw the first one this is more of the same but this time it an airport not a skyscraper and there is a plane about to run out of fuel. OK a bunch of them but one that matters most to him. So go into this knowing it is a what you see is what you get flick. I found it worth revisiting for some high octane yuletide entertainment. Hope this is Helpful!

Great American Scenic Railroads

Obviously this is a special interest series for Railroad fans. Hop on board and take a beautiful ride through some of the best countryside scenery in America. The sight of the steam billowing out of a locomotive and the sound of chug-a-chuga is as relaxing to my son (3yr) as it is to me. As a model railroader I build G-scale trains to replicate these great lines. You also get to tour the trains and learn more about each. I am not saying this is boring but since it became available on instant play it has helped put my son to sleep many times and I love the snow covered hills myself. After the Continental Divide and the Donner Summit I have only seen pieces of the rest of the series because my son is usually asleep and I carry him to bed. I am going to get through the rest soon but consider the 4* rating for the first disk. Fans of these Train videos will find many many more in my Trains Comprehensive list. This first episode will be a worthy winter watch for fans. If you love a good train ride, ALL ABOARD!! Hope this is Helpful!

It's a Wonderful Life

I am in complete and udder shock. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! where have I been!! Unbelievable! I have not cried so much since longer than I can remember. A tear or two is common but the whole hearted spectacular sensation of true JOY, is completely overwhelming! MUST MUST MUST watch this again! As a teen I wrote this off as one of those old sappy black and white flick my mom likes. I didn't have the life experience to understand the stages of life George goes through. His big dreams to go travel the world. I have been there. The hardship of reality, taking over a family business and doing what should be done because its the right thing to do. I have been there. Bad luck. Misfortune. Financial hardship. I have been there. AND so have you, most likely. In one way or another to some degree we all go through these things. To see a real and authentic representation of the best and worst of lifes emotions is simply indescribable. Then George like most all of us, hits bottom with no foreseeable way out. (Maybe this hasn't happened to everybody but it has to me.) Overcome with discouragement he forgets to look at ALL OF LIFES BLESSINGS! be reminded: IT IS A WONDERFUL LIFE!! Be good to others and they'll be good to you. I did my self a huge disservice by writing this movie off years ago. Thank God I gave it another chance. I am re-watching it again as I write and a new DVD will be under the tree this year. PLEASE re-visit this classic! It may well be one of the most WONDERFUL movies I have EVER seen! ADD it now or just buy it! Hope this is Helpful!

Fairy Tale: A True Story

This is a magnificent magical tale of faith and joy! On the surface it may appeal to young girls but on a much deeper level I believe it is aimed at a more astute viewer who occasionally needs reminded to have faith! I am not espousing the Faith trust and pixie dust are the true way to never land. This is so much bigger. Heart warming and beautiful! The events here are based on a true story, of two little girls who truly did take a picture that really was under-examination. Real or not is irrelevant, what the girls brought was joy to many people in a time of need. The Fairies, real or imagined filled a need in girls life too. Maybe it was just the bridge they needed to get through or maybe they witnessed a miracle. This movie itself presents a fantasy that is both endearing and inspiring. It is cinematically gorgeous as well. A strong recommendation! Very worth watching! Hope this is Helpful!

Four Christmases

Give it a watch once its on DVD. I wish I had waited on this. Its got some redeeming elements. Vince Vaughn is great at being "that guy". In the end I have to agree with Bodhi Grrl on this. It does have a lot of similarities to Meet The Parents. It really is not a very Christmassy movie. It could have been Four (Thanksgivings) or 4 anything-s. It is a dysfunctional family comedy. Personally, I prefer something with a bit more cheer and less anti-marriage themes. Still, in the end things are happy, and along the way there are some funny moments. The couple in the movie each have divorced parents. They swear off marriage and avoid the family on holidays. As victim of circumstance they get stuck doing the rounds to each parent. There are problems in each situation some are funny and some just... there. It wasn't nearly as negative as Meet the Parents, and is better acting than in Surviving Christmas. Eh!? take it or leave it. Vince Vaughn nailed his '07 Christmas movie, Fred Claus [see review]. If you are looking for more inspiring, try that instead. For a good Christmassy family dysfunction Holiday movie This Christmas out shines, IMO. Still, some of you are going to have to see it to see it, and its OK. Hope this is Helpful!

Hell Ride

Hell Ride, is aimed at a small niche of viewers. It has the signature Quentin Tarantino style which you likely know already if you love or hate. It has a strange story, interesting but disjointed on purpose so you have to fit the pieces together. Still, I LOVE the Homage to gritty classic biker flicks. It has the Western arrogance and attitude, and cool dusty style ;-). "I Love this dust." LOL. You know you can�t take a film like this too seriously or you will hate it. Many of the lines are cool and many push well past corny, but the movie is FUN. At one point the fire and the firehose analogy of genitalia went to the point of... their still doing that. The bikers Bs - The three Bs. "Bikes Beer and Booty" OR "Bikers, Brotherhood, Bullsh*t" as stated in the film. Hell Ride has exactly that. Lots of nudity and sex! Beautiful girls in skimpy skirts often topless is a make or break depending on your perspective. There is a lot of killing and blood but it didn't feel excessively angry just chill, and killing the folks in the way of revenge and the uncovering of a certain treasure. Classic QT love or hate. Hope this is Helpful!

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Last night, while watching National Lampoon Christmas on tv YET AGAIN, I realize I watched it last year, and the year before and before that. How is it then that I only gave it three stars. I felt compelled to up my rating to four and give you this review. I love Christmas movies but have not generally been a huge fan of physical comedy. If anyone can pull it off it is Chevy Chase is truly a funny man. At first glance this movie didn't stand out as special but over the years I have watched one Christmas after another try to do this same thing with much less success. I now see the dysfunction and the jokes need taken for what they are. Also I now recognize its become a classic to me. With out chasing a squirrel or with out the "gas" explosion and a patriotic family song, Christmas would not be complete for me. I am sure many of you have a nostalgic place for this too. Revisit it soon if it has been a while I promise the luster does not diminish. If somehow you have never seen it. Wait no longer. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Holiday Inn

SENSATIONAL! Music and Dance. Humor and Romance! Truly terrific. Bing Crosby is one of the best (if not *THE* best) crooner of the era. For me he defines an entire genre of music and his impact in the industry may never be forgotten. EQUALLY Fred Astaire is unmatched in footwork and showmanship on the dance floor. This is a must see for the sound track if nothing else. Add the performances on the dance floor, and it is a certainly must see. The plot is typical love triangle, two men trying to woo one woman. It has its funny parts. It has its sappy parts. And a few over the top moments. The reason for watching this though is the music and the dance that IMO showcases the BEST of an era and still (timelessly) tops my book some 66+ years later. It is well worth the rental or at the moment it is available on Instant Watching (or even Starz on Demand with cable). I would encourage the nostalgic viewers to check it out but even younger viewers who may never have seen this duo and only know them by name, be brave. Try something new. This is a GREAT Classic Musical. Hope this is Helpful!

Surviving Christmas

[reviewed December '08] I heard a lot of negative feed back about this movie from the start. I went into it with very low expectations when I first watched it in December of 2007. By that time it had been out a long time and many negative reviews prepared me for the worst. It *really* was not that bad. It got my 3* rating a year ago and this year I re-visited it for a more thorough examination and review. The picky or critical viewers may choose that it is better to pass on this one. Forgiving viewers who love Christmas Movies may give this a try. There are some endearing moments and some chuckles along with a plethora of eye-rolling at all the corny antics. For me James Gandolfini was the highlight. Ben Affleck is hit or miss in general and in this movie he did some of both. Again for those bothered by the latter... pass, cuz some moments are corny. Christina Applegate brings a necessary sanity to the movie and as the one who seems most normal (and beautiful) her contribution brings the movie up to entertaining. It is watchable, and entertaining, and seasonally appropriate. If that is enough for you go ahead with it. Otherwise you may want to look at the 400+ options I found while compiling a Comprehensive Christmas list. There is no shortage of Christmas movies which makes this one a bit forgettable in the long run. Either-way; Hope this is Helpful!

A Light in the Forest

This family friendly Sci-fi Fantasy is aimed at 6 to 10 year olds. Sensitive children may find the witch scary but my 3 and 4 year old who liked the Spiderwick Chronicles were fine with this as well. The production value is made for TV (low budget movie quality). It will especially appeal to children and families interested in gymnastics acrobatics and dance. My daughter tried to do her version of "the moves" and it was very cute. The plot is based on the story "The Legend of Holly Boy." Yeah, it is very elementary and formulaic for a fantasy intersects real world movie. My kids don't care if it is predictable. The script is also simple and at times a bit clumsy but still not too distracting for us. The ending is extremely sappy. Those of you who really enjoy getting those predictable watery eyes at the happy ending of a magical tale, well get a tissue ready. This is NOT for everyone but family fantasy meets Christmas movie worked well for my clan. Hope this is Helpful!

Merry Christmas

WOW! with out question this movie *IS* something special. I am talking about more then the acting or the production value. yada yada blah blah OK good fine, BUT here is a MAGNIFICENT must see story! During the heat of World War 1 on Christmas Eve 1914 the Scottish, German and French troops are moved by more than a strong singing voice it is the spirit and heart of on man willing to share first. The kindness is contagious and the fact that everyone across the lines wanted a night to escape the horrors of war. The took this opportunity to share moments of peace and friendship on Christmas Eve. The movie is heavily weighted in subtitles which is a labor-some chore for me (and others) but if you have the patience to wait through a slow start the reward will come in the end! At one point the bishop states "These men were drawn to the altar tonight like a fire on a cold winter night. Even those who aren't devout came to warm themselves. Maybe just to be together. Maybe to forget about the war." Another man stated "I'm Jewish, but I'll never forget tonight." Seldom have I seen a more touching example of the futility of war. The goodness of people. To see the soldier later protect each other and finally leave on good terms.. WOW! Then, the discouraging reality when one father is replaced by another who preaches "kill the Germans" re-minds us that there is BOTH, good and evil in this cold cruel world. Both are realities. But in the moments when good shines through. Capture them and make the most of it. It doesn�t last forever. These men did and it changed their lives. WATCH this movie! Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All

Fans of the Colbert Report will enjoy this special Christmas edition of the show. It is a musical comedy with a Christmas theme and jokes. Stephen Colbert and Family "Another Christmas Song" is pretty goofy but quite amusing. Toby Keith "War on Christmas" is Hilarious and my favorite song of the show! Willie Nelson sings another great spoof song that includes giving weed to baby Jesus. John Stewart introduces Stephen Colbert to Chanukah through song. John Legend's R&B tribute to nutmeg is amusing. Fiest is actually pretty funny and one of the more Christmassy of the songs. Elvis Costello is an anchor and part of several silly sketches. Then everyone come s together for a group song, "What�s so funny about peace love and understanding." Even the bear that ate Elvis. To close the musical comedy, Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello deliver one final duet. The DVD also includes other amusing special features like the Book Burning Yule Log. Aimed at existing Colbert fans but it may win over some first timers too. Hope this is Helpful!

Opus & Bill: A Wish for Wings That Work

Opus was a Sunday comic strip by Berkeley Breathed circa 2003 - 2008. Fans of the Sunday strip will certain recognize the animation style. The characters Opus T. Penguin and Bill the Cat are unforgettable to me, but this charming little movie, probably could be. Still worth watching as a fan! The 24 minute episode does capture the spirit of the comic and some of the humor too. This animated feature is really aimed at adults. For those of you not familiar with the characters I find here a nostalgic throwback style that reminds me of the Peanuts. Charlie Brown is never offensive to children but intelligently aimed at a more mature audience. This is similar in style. (of course Charlie Brown never showcased a cross dressing penguin LOL). My kids watched this with me and tolerated it while I alone laughed. Clever witty smart and charming. I found this a pleasant Holiday surprise. Hope this is Helpful!

War Game

Sad. Depressing. Un-satisfying. even a bit upsetting! Maybe based on a true story but NOT what I signed up for as a Christmas Flick. BOO! Watch Silent Night instead. Yes this may be a bit artistic in style and the Brit form of the military propaganda could be compared to the USA Uncle Sam needs you propaganda of that era but not enough of interesting here to make this worth watching. I actually wish I hadn't. As a HUGE soccer fan I thought Christmas AND Soccer and a peace during war story, seemed like great potential. Well the potential was wasted and I feel sorry for those in the situation and especially those who believed this was a story worth telling. WHY? The story serves no positive end. If you like to be saddened, If you enjoy grim and bleak, maybe you could find a redeeming attribute I could not. I suggest avoiding this one. Hope this is Helpful!

Meet Dave

[3.5*s] Meet Dave is a cute and humorous movie. It has some chuckles and a few laugh out loud moments. It gets off to a slow and somewhat awkward start but picks up partway through to be pretty good. It was just before I was about to shrug it off as fairly flat that the movie did develop a bit of heart and character. There were too many ho-hum scenes to call it great but plenty decent scenes to go ahead and recommend it for some light amusing viewing. Eddie Murphy is decent. He knows how to be awkward and silly and he can make all those faces. Gabrielle Union is charming and the rest of the cast solid. What saved the movie for me was the Nil's finding there inner uniqueness's. Overall, OK. Worth watching if you want something light and easy to view with out much meat. Good for a lazy day. Hope this is Helpful!

24: Redemption

Jack is back and its about time too! 24 addicts like myself will want to see this. With 18 month between seasons this bridge does seem necessary. The long episode is smartly written and primarily plot driven. The first 40 minutes contains less action than you may be used to but that doesn't make it any less brilliant. In fact this background provides a fantastic foundation and a logical starting point to season 7. Whether you watch it on TV or on DVD be sure to see Redemption. In addition to a solid foundation this introduces us to upcoming characters you'll want to know. After it gets rolling there are plenty of hard choices and intense moments that you expect from the 24 series. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Dead of Winter

Once again I come into a review with a movie stuck deeply ands clearly in mind and yet I can not come to a clear opinion on it. I have very mixed feelings but It *IS* worth watching. I think it one that many people will want to watch but few will say great things in the reviews because it ended rather poorly (or did it). Great build up and lots of potential leaves many choices for this thriller. You will be guessing all along which direction is this trippy plot eluding to. The elementary one was not the best choice... or was it. One unsettling screen shot at the very end left my brother-in-law and I talking. So I think I was disappointed by the movies end but I talking about it long after. That is usually a sign of something good. Be aware, this is really hardly a horror and certainly not a Slasher Flick. It is pretty tame and slightly scary drug induced thriller. So, if that is your type of thing Check it out. If you are looking for something decidedly horrifying you will likely leave this one feeling disappointed as well. I like that it was a bit puzzling and mysterious. Interesting. Hope this is Helpful!

Sesame Street: Abby in Wonderland

This Sesame Street fairy tale adaptation was cute. Fans of Sesame Street and Alice in Wonderland will apreciate it. That said the adaptation is very loose. This episode was not quite as big a hit with my 3 and four year olds as Elmo in Grouchland or Elmo Saves Christmas but it is an interesting version and pretty kept the kids interest mostly. Hope this is Helpful!

Merlin and the War of the Dragons

This is an interesting take on Arthurian legend. The movie has a bit of a low budget made for TV feel but a unique approach to the lore. If you are a fan of Sci-Fi Channel TV movie than this may work for you. It also helps if you are pretty familiar with the characters. The transitions are not very smooth ands the script is rather choppy making it pretty hard to follow. As a sci-fi fan and a collector of gargoyles and dragons I tend to be more forgiving of dragon movies. The Dragon angle played heavy in this version of Merlin Story. I found the production to be largely sub-par and not recommended for most people not already a hardcore fan. Hope this is Helpful!

Silent Night

This is a touching story that focuses on the true goodness of people and the ability to find peace and common ground under the most unlikely of circumstances. This is a movie you could say that has the heart of the real meaning of Christmas. I can only imagine the difficult position these characters would have been in. Based on a true story makes it even more impactful. It is quite different from the "typical" Christmas movie and for that reason I Highly Recommend it! Hope this is Helpful!

Two Tigers

This borderline skin flick has lots of sexy nudity (some non-graphic sex scenes) and a few good fights. The plot is elementary and the characters borderline cliche. The pacing is very slow and the heavy accents labored and at times distracting. One half of the two tiger (the two leads) was a good actor the other was pretty terrible. Both ladies are quite pleasing to the eye and if that coupled with a few girl power scenes is enough than you may get something out of this otherwise disappointing film. Hope this is Helpful!

Space Chimps

[3.5*s] Space Chimps was a huge hit with my son [3yrs.] who LOVES rocket ships AND monkeys. For me it was the pretty average but the enthusiasm the kids had for it lends me the inclination to give this a Recommendation for young kids! Parents will find less in this movie than they will in WALL-E. It has it moments though. The chimps are adorable and funny. The personalities of each chimp is interesting and likable. The plot is obviously far fetched. A probe pulled through a worm hole ends up on a planet with funny colorful alien creatures who speak English. =) Obviously acceptable to a 3 and 4 year old with out any hesitation. Slacker show boating Chimp, ironically names Ham III (grandson of a hero), need to step to the plate to impress the girl and save the cute little aliens from the big mean alien guy. It is a light hearted whimsical kids movie that was an intergalactic success in our house. Recommended to families with children 8 and under especially. Hope this is Helpful!

24: Redemption

Jack is Back and its about time too. 24 addicts like myself will want to see this. With 18 month between seasons this bridge does seem necessary. The long episode is smartly written and primarily plot driven. The first 40 minutes contains less action than you may be used to but that doesn't make it any less brilliant. In fact this background provides a fantastic foundation and a logical starting point to season 7. Whether you watch it on TV or on DVD be sure to see Redemption. In addition to a solid foundation this introduces us to upcoming characters you'll want to know. After it gets rolling there are plenty of hard choices and intense moments that you expect from the 24 series. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Doughboys

[2.5*s from me] There are a few people out there who will really like this. A friend of mine calls it schmaltz, (excessively sentimental). It will appeal only to those who like (or at least tolerate) soap opera style music playing up the ridiculously sappy contrived lines that feel very out of place. That said, the story of brotherly love is sweet. The ending reminded me a bit of Pay-It-Forward, or (Be-Kind-Rewind) but the process to get there was a very long (feeling) 80 minutes. the extra (.5) up on my 2* was because of my like for Louis Lombardi from 24. I believe this was his own creation. He is the writer / director AND lead star in a movie he wanted to make. Pretty low budget simple movie. Some of the acting is exceptionally poor as well. NOW for the good part. If you can deal with the sappy script and the low budget made for TV feel AND if you are looking for movies with a positive moral and happy ending. This one does have heart. Here is my biggest problem with the movie though. The subject matter does not fit the style. My guess is that most people into the lovey dovey schmaltz (we will call it), are not going to have the interest in a gambling addict who gets mixed up with the mob and screws up not only his life but his brothers. Be Kind Rewind had the same problem though different genre. The movie was marketed to one crowd and then had an ending that fit a different type of fan. This going to really limit the potential viewers to people who can enjoy both types of genre's AND forgive the cheesiness. It is finally a satisfying ending and the warm fuzzies from the support of the community tried to be sincere; I really wanted to feel it. This review may Help you decide to pass on this movie because, Honestly this is recommended only for a very few of NF viewers in my opinion. Hope this is Helpful!

North Station

When I write a review I think of who the movie was made for. What age group and type of viewer. Also what type of NF member would be interested in watching that movie. Here is my dilemma in this case. The whimsy in this movie *seems* aimed at younger viewers which knocks my rating down by a star because this film is not appropriate for young children. This is a Sci-fi type of ghostly look at the magical world of the north pole and Santa Claus. The description above is not completely correct. An elf does not save Samuels life he traps him in a sort of middle word, not really moved on. we find out later that when an elf (which he has become) dies they turn into a Fairy. The lead actor the boy Xavier Morin-Lefort has a very soft voice that doesn't fluctuated much either. makes his narrating parts work well but when he needs to be excited... not so much. Some of the costumes are fantastic. Some of the scenes are beautiful. The fairy like "need to believe magic"/or Santa" is charming BUT, what is up with the reindeer? Goofy convicts who died in prison? Where is all the Cheer in the North Pole. It is one problem after another and Santa is just too old and tired to handle the stress. We never actually get resolution to that issue. There are plot holes too. e.g. when you die you stay the same age at the north pole forever. The age you died at for everyone except Samuels love who dies 80 years after him and when he captures her last breath she turns back into a kid elf. Thats not consistent with their own made up rules. Plot wholes don't matter much when a movie is aimed at kids who wont notice. BUT since I feel its too morbid for kids, the errors and silliness will likely turn off many adult viewers, leaving very few sci-fi fan adults who like childish-kid movies, to enjoy this. There are some of us. I found somethings to like here, BUT this is not a general recommendation. Most viewers will do well to pass on this. Either way, Hope this is Helpful!

The Ice Storm

***EDIT - [after writing this review, (in which I was obviously perplexed by this twisted story) my good friend vasislos pointed out a few key points I missed. The "If it feels good, do it" philosophy seems to be at the core. So the parents here are bored in suburbia and the kids are as free spirited as the parents. It never occurred to me before why these people would act so irrationally but there is a lot of logic to that. Still, I thought it was an odd beautiful slow movie. Also see tildafan's great review. Here is my original review.]*** *** Sad depressing disturbing intriguing sinful and slightly appealing. WHAT? It's a weird one for sure. Everything is wrong with whats going on here. Young kids touching each other teens trying to get laid while the parents are either have flat out affair or just getting in a revenge quickly with the neighbor while at a swingers party. No wonder this couple is on the brink of divorce. WHAT? Weird weird weird. And YET... I could not look away from the train wreck. The kid actors outshined some of the lame performances by the leads. The artistic tone will please some cinephiles but the ending is sad and will leave no one feeling satisfied. This is more a surreal glimpse at a realist point of view on sex and the American family. There is no graphic sex or nudity in this move but the entire theme is about sex from various points of view. a 12 year old boy and a 14 year old girl get naked together. A 15 year old boy loves the whether and the science of molecules and ice, but dies for his passion. A 16 year old boy trying to get in the pants of peer but the long train ride and the other boy with her provide obstacles. A promiscuous husband and father has an affair while the apathetic wife turns him a cold shoulder. Can she be tempted into a one night stand at this key party? By this point I have lost interest in the convoluted plot but needed to see how it ended. In the end I shake my head going WHAT? Hope this is Helpful!

To Grandmother's House We Go

I am really conflicted about how to review this movie. Back when the Olsen Twins were so cute that you just want to scoop them up, back in the shadow of Full House when those cleverly place lines and charming little pouts would move your heart, the twins were worth watching in anything they did. This movie has cute moment with the Mary Kate and Ashley and if that is enough to justify a rental go ahead. Also it is very kid friendly. My kids liked it a lot more than I did. I thought as a whole the movie is terrible. Cynthia Geary was OK but the look and feel of stuck in the 80's was inescapable. The male lead J. Eddie Peck, was very week acting and the character of a singing wanna-be cowboy was very annoying. The writing of that character has him great with the girls one minute then inept the next. MAJOR plot hole. The fumbling crooks played by Rhea Perlman, and Jerry Van Dyke were consistently inept but once again the campyness runs ultra thick [CHEESY!!]. If you are a 3 or 4 year old girl watching a "kids outsmart the grown-ups" Christmas movie for you'll likely make it through the whole movie. I found the cute face and lines charming for a while but not quite enough to carry this through with any sort of real recommendation for adults other than those who nostalgically remember the days before the Olsen twins grew up. Hope this is Helpful!

Sukiyaki Western Django

NO SPOILERS EVER!!! The flag is just silliness! Sukiyaki Western Django Review: BLOODY! VIOLENT! EXTREME! And really freakin cool! This masterpiece is going to offend the majority of the general population. Japanese Director Takashi Miike and Masa Nakamura were influences of Quentin Tarrantino's and the film has that signature feel QT fans love. Its one of the most unique stylized mergers of Spaghetti Western and Eastern Samurai flicks you have ever seen. This is cousin of Kill Bill but in the Western setting with western hero's and gun-fights mixed with sword fights and sword vs gun fights. As always there is a legend. A hero. A myth... or maybe not. Filling in the blanks to put the story together, you find the horrors of rape and murder. The adrenalin fueled revenge flick turn will leave you chest pounding so dealing with the dark subjects is bearable. You'll feel a bit like your walking through a could until all the answers come at the last minute tying together many generations of the family. We find finally we have come full circle and the cloud lifts as you understand the full story. There are many layers of symbolism, and commentaries on human nature flaws and strengths BUT the greatness here does not require any existential explication. IT IS COOL! On the surface it may resemble exploitation due to its graphic nature but if you are not turned off by that, and if you are a fan of QT (though this is not specifically his it resemble his material), then check this out. CERTAINLY this is NOT going to be for everyone. This love or hate film is going to polarize viewers for sure but most of you know if you like the violent surreal film style of QT or not. This should helpful you decide either way. Hope this is Helpful!

Elf

I am FLABBERGASTED! I had every intention to hate this movie. I waited years to put myself through it. I REALLY LIKED IT! Its not just a goofy slapstick physical comedy. In-fact, quite the contrary Elf is a very touching tale of an innocent man who never had the opportunity to grow up in the real human world. His innocence and naivety lead to some very funny scenarios, but the real special element of the movie is not the physical comedy. The story is a familiar one. An orphaned boy who is seeking his long lost father. He is searching for love and for acceptance. The inspiring heartwarming conclusion had my wife and I on the edge of our seats trying to sing the sleigh into flight! This is a fantastic film to re-visit this year or a must if you have never watched it before! Hope this is Helpful!

Holiday Affair

I am a Christmas movie fanatic and have certainly watched my share throughout the years. I do not recall having seen this before though I am not particularly an expert on the Classic films of 1940s. Please refer to my great friend The Professor who has a spot on review here. This movie is fantastically sweet. The drama is tender and believable. The adorable kid actor will move you, tugging at your heart more than once. The entire cast is really spectacular, though name dropping them means little to me since I am not very familiar with their other work personally, except for Janet Leigh. This is the youngest I have seen her though. I assure you this movie has great mass appeal. I am VERY surprised how few people (myself included) have watched or rated it. I strongly recommend it as a must see not just for the Holiday but as a true heartwarming romantic escape anytime! Hope this is Helpful!

Hancock

Hancock is an entertaining and largely likable character. I sympathized with him, but he asked for some of his situation. Superhero fans will really want to see this. It is mostly for the fantastic visual effects. Chaos and mayhem and destruction give it the same appeals as The Incredible Hulk. But the normal guy, the angry drunkard angle is unique. The movie has a bit of the feel of My Super Ex Girlfriend and a splash of Highlander. The campy simple writing is not a highlight. There is far too many times they call him @$$hole but for me, I liked it anyway. Certainly NOT appropriate for kids but very worth watching nonetheless. Jason Bateman is well suited for the role and Will Smith does a great job playing his part. I would have liked to see a bit more creativity but with production values and CGI as fantastic as they are I can forgive the flaws, that may bother the more critical viewers. For those of you who just want good super hero fun, plug this in the Home Theater, turn up the volume and grab some popcorn, or maybe scotch =). Hope this is Helpful!

Fred Claus

Fred Clause is a brilliant movie! This is a good year for Christmas movies reaching DVD. You WILL want to see this one too. This movie, like "Elf" really surprised me. I expected the Santa Clause feel and the comedy, but this is more than mere physical comedy (though plenty of that is available). The movie about a jealous older brother with a lot of bitterness and angst sounds like a familiar Grinch theme. The ending is what SURPRISED me most. When Willie burst open the doors a the end of the Big night, I was completely in tears. Yes, folks, Phatz is a softy, but I am telling you even the coldest of hearts will be warmed by this tender tale of brotherly love! It is an underdog story! It is a story of self-efficacy (for several of the characters). It is a quest to find forgiveness, love and respect. Yes, on the surface this starts a terrific comedy. Who wouldn't laugh at tiny ninja elves, Santa's very own secret service. LOL. I was all set to give a solid recommendation and a 4* rating � through the movie. But with a conclusion like that, I am awestruck! I am still groping for the right words. WOW! Vince Vaughn is solid. Giamatti was fine in the role. John Michael Higgins is one of those guys you recognize from other films but never remember the name. After this role as one of my favorite characters in the movie, Willie the Elf, I will now remember his name! The very sexy Elizabeth Banks plays Charlene head of the elves and secret crush of the self conscious Willie. Of course Spacey is a predictably prefect villain, and don�t forget, the charming Rachel Weisz. Miranda Richardson & Kathy Bates as Mrs. & mother Clause deserve note too but I'm out of space. In this movie everyone is touched deeply by the events of this particular Christmas. You will be moved by this movie as well. This is a family friendly PHENOMENAL addition to the 2008-DVD Christmas season! A must see for all fans of the season! Hope this is Helpful!

The Ice Harvest

For a drastic change of pace of the typical mainstream Christmas movie Ice Harvest was a welcome change of pace. This movie is very poorly listed on this site. The description above is misleading and even partly wrong. The category is way off too. This movie in no way resembles a Comedy. This is neo-noir without question in my book. If you are not familiar with noir consider it a thriller / mystery. MOST of my friends did not care for this mind game. Some of the angles and twists I predicted correctly and some took me by surprise. The description above mentions Santa which is irrelevant because the only connection to the Holiday is the date on which this heist happens is Christmas Eve. It also states that attorney Charlie Arglist (Cusack) is a dim-bulb, which is not true he is in-fact a very clever lawyer tired of a low rank in the mob and sees an out. Associate Billy Bob Thornton runs Strip Clubs so much of the movie happens around naked women though it is not particularly a sexy movie. To avoid leaving you any hints, Ill avoid any other comments on the plot. The cast is great. I particularly enjoyed Oliver Platt. The pacing is very slow. Which is to be expected in noir. The situations are not completely believable which requires the viewer give the movie a bit of faith and forgiveness. This is not going to be for everyone. I would possibly compare the movie to Bound, though another friend claims its closer to L.A. Confidential than Bound. Regardless its dark twisted and riddled with clues for you to uncover if you have the patience and inclination to do so. Since this is NOT particularly a Christmas movie it will be the same any time of year but the music and themes fit this season. Recommended to only a few. Hope this is Helpful!

Blind Boys of Alabama: Go Tell It on the Mountain

This is a fantastic musical Christmas treat. If you love the music of the season as much as I do put this Instant Watch option on while you are doing some work around the house. It is lively and soulful renditions of popular songs and a few less popular. The Blind Boys version of Go Tell it on the mountain is great but I loved the little drummer boy version even better. The next song I didn�t know but I was toe-tapping along while doing some office work. This will provide a change of pace for your Holiday music but if you like a bit of a folk Bluesy spin on your classics you will Enjoy this live concert! Highly recommended for music fans! Hope this is Helpful!

WALL-E

More than anything else this is a charming romantic tale of two friends who "come from opposite sides of the tracks" so to speak. In this case you could say they are worlds apart. The underdog WALL-E is a 700 year old robot attempting to follow his directive but, he is all alone. He is an adorable little guy who has developed emotions and in a Short Circuit style he feels lonely. A romantic at heart, he is watching old video's from when humans used to live on earth. Then the data probe, EVE visits. WALL-E is love struck, and hitches an unexpected ride back to here space ship. The robots run the show there. Fortunately WALL-E predates the Matrix running the spaceship. EVE and the humans who live there are simply following the autopilot. WALL-E shakes thing up in a huge way. Of course Pixar animation is predictable fantastic. Due to the limited number of characters in the first 20 minutes my 3 year old was bored, but liked it by the end. It does get off to a very slow start. The emotions the two robots convey with very limited dialog is quite impressive. This may be one of the most intelligent science fiction stories ever to come out of Disney. It is emotional and inspirational. It is scattered with humor, charm and music. It is full of heart and also science. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

The Snow Queen

This is a beautiful bizarre film. It is a cerebral take on the classic Fairy tale but I enjoyed it alone in my household. Its not offensive to children but thematically far over their head. Even my wife was a bit bored with the frequent abstract use of symbolism. The Art nature of the film is spectacular! The CGI used for the Raven and the beautiful mats created backdrops and scenery that were stunning to behold. The music is terrific too. My kids and even the wife came and went during this movie but it held my attention for artist merit especially. Fans of Fairy Tales, art and music, may enjoy this winter tale. If you are not familiar with the "Winter Witch" or the Snow Queen, it may surprise you some the similarity to the character in the Lion, the Witch and Wardrobe; as well as the Alice in Wonderland meets Sleeping Beauty themes. This one is not for everyone but specific fans will find enough to enjoy here. Hope this is Helpful!

Unaccompanied Minors

Unaccompanied Minors is a mediocre family Christmas comedy. The acting is a bit on the lame side and the plot completely unbelievable. The kids who outsmart the adults lends it a Home Alone-ish attribute. The characters are fun and interesting but cliched. Parents be aware there is a lot of inappropriate behave here with destruction of property, name calling and some mild fighting. The movie is aimed at (well behaved) 10 year olds who know better but enjoy the slapstick nature of this 'Kids Rule' flick. Overall, for me it was just OK. 3* [with shrugs]. Hope this is Helpful!

This Holy Night

This is a traditional Evangelical Christian Christmas Eve service held at a Lutheran church. Not everyone is going to be interested but those of you who ARE the music is fantastic and the worship service warm and familiar. The readings the songs it is what you would expect but in the comfort of home with the option to instant watch it on the computer while accomplishing other household chores. Delightful. Hope this is Helpful!

Bethlehem Year Zero

This interesting Presentation of the biblical events starts as interesting and unique. It does get boring after a while but Since it is in 13 minute segments on Instant Watching you can check out a couple ad see what you think. They took the biblical events surrounding the birth of Christ and put them in modern times. With a news program style of reporting the events around the world. Unique. Hope this is Helpful!

Barbie: The Nutcracker

My daughter really enjoyed the dancing in this movies though she liked the story part of The Nutcracker Prince even better. This was an interesting experience for us since we joined the Barbie movie series late. I had originally sworn them off as a marketing gimmick BUT my daughter is in love with the Diamond Castle and Barbie: A Christmas Carol is a MUST! This one is older and the CGI is not quite as bright and beautiful as recent ones we have come to love (but thats a stiff comparison since this was very decent in its own right) BUT the charm is still there. This movie jumps right into the story leaving a few holes. The movie is exciting. I enjoyed Tim Curry as the Mouse king but for my daughter the best part is the Ballet. The DVD is loaded with features. There is a full length Documentary on real girls in ballet and there goals. Interesting for older girls and parents of aspiring ballerina's. Final note worthy feature is the 'Acting with Barbie.' What a clever idea. Barbie give the girls some instructions on how to play the part of Clara and reenacts some of the scenes with this interactive portion of the DVD. Of course my 4 year old made me play along too. But watching her dance and play along was very cute. The Nutcracker Prince had slightly better story telling but maybe a bit scary for sensitive toddlers. My kids liked both in different ways. This one is especially recommended for girls interested in dance or parents interested in introducing them to it. Hope this is Helpful!

The Nutcracker Prince

This was very cool. A lot of fun for me nostalgically and the kids enjoyed the, well told story. My son (3yrs old) was a bit scared by the Mouse King when he was stabbed in the chest. If you always watch with the kids this will be fine because the one scary moment they can cuddle close. It is old school animation but the music and the magic are quite entertaining. I believe it is valuable to introduce children to classic tales that culturally people expect you to know when older. I have been working on compiling a Compressive Christmas List (check it out if you like) and while watching my way through the classics I realized my kids did not know this story yet. That aside, this is an entertaining Holiday classic, worth watching with the kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

Jeff Dunham is a surprisingly funny comedian and an incredibly talented ventriloquist!!! Before the marionettes even came out I was in stitches. I laughed till I had watery eyes. About the time I thought he was losing his spark, I rolled on the floor once again. Crazy Crazy funny. It is politically incorrect and adult themed comedy that could be considered PG-15 in my opinion. To anyone who thinks puppets are for kids these: jokes include sex, sexuality, breasts, male genitals, drugs and race. And although this is not for kids it is also not perverted foul or dirty like some stand up. I am not generally a huge fan of Stand up comedians. Occasionally, sure I'll watch a comedian but I have never seen Jeff Dunham before this show. I have queued the rest of his collection. This is one very talented and VERY funny man! I must admit (of his characters) Walter is my favorite of his alter ego's and by the time he got to Bubba J white-trash redneck I didn't find it AS funny but still worth the watching. The manic Peanut character had me back to rolling on the floor in laughter. Then Jose the Jalapeno joins them and they make fun of Achmed. Don't forget guitar guy. Great stuff. The Show does not start off extremely Christmassy but quickly does get into the seasonally themed humor jokes and songs. For ANYONE who really likes to laugh your BUTT off, consider this a Must See! Warning; your stomach may be sore after viewing this. But the rest of life pains will be dulled at least for the time. ENJOY! Hope this is Helpful!

Mayflower Madam

An interesting idea falls flat. Dull and slow. The idea of an enterprising woman interested in business decides to run a brothel, could have been so much more. I yawned through the whole thing waiting for something to happen; hoping for something interesting (maybe even exciting) and nothing. It had nothing to do with the Mayflower and the gimmick of marketing it as relevant to Thanksgiving is ridiculous. It was barely tied into the plot. The movie was not poorly made. The dated drama will appeal to a few people but as a whole Not recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

The Spirit of Christmas

The Spirit of Christmas (1950) is incredible dated but it is from 1950. The simple low budget puppets (marionettes) act out two stroies in the 25 minute production Brought to you by Your Telephone Company. LOL. yes its a bit nostalgic but my kids were bored. they are used to more modern TV. For adults who remember this TV program it is available on Instant Watch and will warmly and nostalgically fill you with The Spirit of Christmas. Hope this is Helpful!

My Summer Story

I am with JB 812666 on this. The fact that is was an ALL new cast is a bit distracting but of course Ralphie would have been too old by the time this movie was made. It is clever and interesting but not nearly as funny as the first movie. A Christmas Story is CLASSIC! this was interesting to see a squeal in the same style but is not neatly in the same league. Still for many of you who LOVE, A Christmas Story you may want to check this out. Its cute. 3*s thats all. Hope this is Helpful!

The Story of Silent Night

This is a touching documentary that is interesting and heartfelt. It is fascinating the story behind the famous Christian Hymn Silent Night. It has become a popular song through out our society Christian and secular carolers sing the tune on Christmas but where it came from was a mystery to me. I enjoyed the info and the music. the production was mid grade. The random scenes of sunlight on ice crystals and water falls, streams and snow covered trees, seemed to be a lot of filler. STILL I enjoyed this especially as an instant watch option in the background while I was completing some other work. Hope this is Helpful!

A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story (1983) is classic Christmas comedy (pre-Home Alone) when this type of movie was legitimately funny. Jean Shepherd narrates hilariously but Peter Billingsley as Ralphie is brilliant. It is physical comedy, wit and charm. Ralphie truly yearns for the Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas. It is his one obsession. The quest leading up to this goal, is certainly solid ground for an enjoyable romp. The Old Man Parker is played by Darren McGavin. He is very funny but does swear a lot with mild curse words and then muffled or jibberish rants. Though I usually let my young ones watch a PG movie this was not one aimed at young kids. 10+ and adults will not find it at all offensive. The themes are best suited for you. It is politically incorrect (slightly). The whiny tone of the kids is supposed to be something we can laugh at and not something to set and example for the little ones (glad I re-watched / previewed it first). OK, that said I DO recommend this movie. I watched it for Nostalgia sake mostly and enjoyed it more than I expected to. I remember in years gone by seeing bits and pieces of it on TV here and there. Finally decided to add it to my collection. The writing for this script especially the narration, is fantastic. The great quotable lines, and the intense longing (with the eventual satisfaction) make this journey very worth the ride. I Never quite understood the leg lamp, though I never forgot that it is funny, like the pink bunny suit. That I do understand 'cuz my grandmother always gave me things I would never were but pretended to like. Finally, my favorite scene is the icy metal pole and the tongue. If you haven't seen it, you get it anyway. =) Recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

This Christmas

This Christmas is another must see for the Holiday. This movie is up on the shelf beside "The Perfect Holiday (2007)" [see review]. where that one falls on the Drama side of Dramedy, this one really brings home the comedy. And still the intensely believable family drama, the MESS of reality, does not miss a beat. This movie is human. There is no mystical Santa that comes to fix everything real people and real situations can provide all the drama you could ever want. Especially with 6 adult children and the families they bring tag-along. The review size limits me going into just how fantastically this cast was selected. Delroy Lindo plays romantic interest of the Witfield family Matriarch, Loretta Divine. The rest of the cast is stellar right down to the Baby of the family soon to leave home, played by teen pop star Chris Brown. I knew the music would be GREAT and fortunately they gave him room in the character to showcase that talent. Finally I'll point out this is comedy / drama aimed at adults and not kids. Little of it will be offensive to 10 - 13 year old but not appropriate for young ones and not even targeted for children at all, so put the kids to bed first and ENJOY this Holiday treat! Hope this is Helpful!

The Flaming Lips: Christmas On Mars

WOW. This is the most twisted bizarre largely disturbing Christmas movie I have ever seen. I know little about the Flaming Lips but I can say that cinematically there were some FANTASTIC shots. Black and white with the green Martian Subtitles was clever. Occasional use of color for effect. The shot when they realize they are doomed and the man cries a tear of blood the camera follows the blood down his chin, great scene. There are other music video like scenes that are shot very well. The bizarre sci-fi nature of the film will appeal to a few people. A couple of the characters are interesting. The captain with his exaggerated use of the F-word and the constant cursing was actually kind of funny. Why 2.5*s? The humans are not meant to live in space and so they have started going insane. They're hallucinating. The torture of an infant was too much IMO, and when they graphically showed an infants head crushed by a marching band I nearly gave up. It was unnecessary in my opinion. The plot is very convoluted & hard to follow. It changes direction a number of times and its not at all logical. I guess you could say its a punk rock movie. Loud and jarring and somewhat offensive. There is a baby born in the space station that is stuck on Mars with technical problems. The Martian who fills in as Santa when a crew member commits suicide, brings a Christmas miracle to the crew. This low budget trippy, twisted, Sci-Fi Christmas film, is certainly unique. I think a few people will enjoy it but it not for the week stomach or easily offended. If you can laugh at vag*na headed marching bands and cursing captains then go ahead and check it out. So much is abstract you will need to interpret your own meanings. It is like watching someone else dream and being puzzled by it. On the DVD there are some interesting interviews that Flaming Lips fans will likely enjoy. This recommendations is with reservation and extreme caution but surprisingly interesting after all. Hope this is Helpful!

No�lle

I hate to say anything bad about a Christmas movie that is supposed to be heartfelt; but this was kind-of boring. David Wall has a Robert Redford look about him. That was interesting. Felt like a throwback movie classic and not a new release. The acting was rigid. The story was not bad. Christmas movies are always predictable its just that it was mostly un-interesting (my made word). The only character I really connected with was the bar tender. The end is satisfying if you can stay awake for it. I think it was aiming for the same thing as The Note [see review] but this one lacked the heart. This is recommended only for Christmas movie addicts who like TV movie dramas. [2.5*'s rounded up to 3 as a Christmas present] Hope this is Helpful!

Kidulthood

Kidulthood, was very hard to watch. I suppose that may be the greatest compliment to the director portraying the dark gritty reality forced on too many teens. In short. Mean people suck. Bullies will be. and victims are. This is a depressing reality. The characters make horrible decisions. Then pay the consequence. Cause and effect. At the beginning when a 15 year old pregnant girl started punching her own stomach hoping to lose the baby, I knew I hated this movie. The actors were fantastic. It was a bit tough to listen to the hard accents at first, but I adjusted to it in about 20 minutes. So after deciding up front this movie was horrible I revised that opinion on the closing scenes; when a new victim used his last words to extend mercy and forgiveness to a bully who was about to get what he deserved. This altruistic act would have carried more weight if the characters were a bit more likable. Since there was not one character in the movie making decent decisions it was hard to grow to care deeply for them. Their suffering is sad but I would have liked to see a deeper connection built with these individuals so the heartache could have been sincere and less dismissible. The best part about the movie is exactly the same as its worst part. It is too real. I think that makes it unique and worth watching but I cant say that it was very enjoyable, because it was not a happy film. I believe this is likely to polarize people. Its going to be a love or hate film. I know I have mixed feelings on it. If it sounds like the type of heavy handed film you might enjoy go for it knowing what you are in for. Hope this is Helpful!

The Perfect Holiday

Ho Ho HooRAAYY!! With this movie I officially declare the season for CHRISTMAS movies open for my family. This is what I love about the season -this is EXACTLY what I am looking for in a Christmas movie! It's a Must See! It is a sweet tender and mostly believable story that really tugs at your heart. The general theme you will recognize but it still feels fresh. It is funny too. The kids are perfect. They add a great depth to the movie and they are cute on the surface too. I can not say enough about Morris Chestnut and Gabrielle Union who carried this great movie with class, humor and heart. And they are both easy to look at (with input from my wife on that observation). Charles Murphy was annoying, especially in the first 20 minutes before I realized the character he was playing was supposed to be an annoying self absorbed character, and then I was willing to over look it. In the end... well pay attention even the Grinch's heart may grow. ;-) And I would be remiss not to mention Queen Latifa who plays the spirit of Christmas, or Mrs. Christmas lending the little bit of needed holiday magic, while Katt Williams just needs to be himself to add the humor. What really struck me about this movie is the fact the is had a beautiful blend of elements. The perfect balance of Christmas magic with real romance. The comedy and morals. I guess that's why they call it a Dramadey. Of course who doesn't love the music and the decorations too. This is an absolute must see this Holiday season. Get it now. You'll be glad you did. Hope this is Helpful!

Christmas Caper

In this family friendly caper a beautiful Grinch's heart 'grows 3 sises that day,' predictably but entertainingly nonetheless. It gets off to a very slow start and despite Shannen Doherty managing her role well some of the annoying yuppie suburbanites were a lot to take. The characters were aloof making them a bit cloying. Eventually the movie evolves into a very worthwhile Holiday story and a great moral prevails. The children in the film are fantastic and actually better than some of the adults. My only complaint was that, I had a hard time really believing Doherty was a criminal. This is a film that uses its story and characters heavily and is not dependent on big stunts or effect but is still a very respectable and entertaining mainstream Christmas comedy (as NF categorizes it). For me it was a better dram than comedy, a few chuckles but more heartwarming than laughter but in either case it is very much worth watching this Christmas season. Hope this is Helpful!

The Note

Let me be clear and Helpful from the start; This is a Christian movie! If that bugs you to start then skip the end mark Helpful on this review and click Not Interested on the movie. Its not that this is a preachy movie but the faith message is loud and clear and I want to be Helpful. For you still reading. This movie is based on the novel by Christian writer Angela Hunt. As a made for TV movie by the Hallmark channel this looks the part. TV actress Genie Francis looks like a... well, TV actress. The acting is so-so Liftetime Movie cheesy; and production values obviously low. This will turn off a few people who don't watch made for TV movies. The rest of you still reading, after thinning the flock the story here is EXTREMELY sappy. Honey jar sappy. It is sweet and touching. The character try to be sincere but this is will be too sweet for some viewers who roll their eyes at this. Others of you will have watery eyes at the end. Only you know which type you are. I had to say some of both were true. The obvious cliche characters probably worked better in the book, but the endearing story was hard for me, not to like. This is not going to be for everyone. If you want Hollywood at its best look elsewhere but if you want to see a truly touching Christian Christmas story, this could be just your movie. The special features our fascinating as well. An extensive interview with the author and she explains her motives, her faith, and how the story came about. If you watch the movie dont miss the extras. In short the newspaper columnist (writer of a column called The Heart Healer) heads out to find the intended recipient of a Note, and possibly help someone find healing. The words on the note and the journey, lead her to personal healing that supersedes all her exceptions. She says in the end "I set out to offer someone else a Christmas miracle but I found one of my own." This is for people who enjoy the sappy squishy stuff. There is tons of it. Either way; Hope this is Helpful!

Ski Wolf

minus ZERO stars!! I want my time and my brain cells back. I need a lawyer! This is the worst filth I have seen in years. I get a bad B movie. I get stupid stoner flicks. I like a lot of bad troma film stuff. This was worse than bad. It was repulsive. The characters, you will hate them all. I was hoping for Teen Wolf who did cool Basketball in the 80's to do cool skiing here. Nope. The only thing you get to see the wolf do is eat a baby and participate in a disgusting orgy. The only people removing clothing are ones you REALLY wish would put them back on. I left it play out because I wanted to be able to write an honest review of the entire movie. HEED MY WARNING! DO NOT WATCH THIS! under no circumstances could this be considered anything more than an insult to film and the human race. I am the most optimistic reviewer you may find. I respect film. I look for the directors angle and intentions. I have concluded that the only goal here was to be as perverted and disgusting and retarded as possible. AVOID AVOID AVOID! Hope this is Helpful!

A Fairy Tale Christmas

This is mediocre as a hole; but somewhat cute and a suitable 40 minutes for a 4 year old. The animation is very week and the story simple but the song is sweet and somehow despite its flaws the good morals and likable character lend it some charm. Not recommended for most adults but this is the go ahead for your toddlers. The story is loosely a Cinderella type story but with a King looking for his daughter. The cliche fairy tale like characters are extremely predictable but that would be how youll know your little girl will love the princess who has a good heart and talks to animals and will scorn the wicked stepmother-like character and her daughter trying to steal a place in the castle. The day is Christmas Eve. The day the princess disappear years ago and accidentally help the King as he traveled past. It is winter and there is snow but the story is a bit more Fairy Tale than it is Christmas, though it does try to blend the two. Three stars from me. 4 stars from my daughter. Hope this is Helpful!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

As a Star Wars fan with a young son and an addiction to Cartoon Network's Clone wars series this was a must for us. The dialog is week. From the opening when Obi Wan exclaims "That shield is putting a crimp on my day" the script and plot are inconsequential here. You have seen it before but it is a new adventure with loved characters and great fight scenes. The fights the music score the familiar feel of these scenarios, it exactly what I expected. I presume MANY people will be disappointed this does not advance the Star Wars saga at all. It serve the same purpose as the TV show. To bring this story to a new generation of fans. And of course they can now sell more action figures. =) For as long as people keep watching them Star Wars will never end. I'm OK with that. This is no longer for everyone but caters the younger crowd and the dedicated fans. If you weren't anticipating this long in advance you maybe one of the people best served by passing on it. Either way, Hope this is Helpful!

A Very Fairy Christmas

This movie barely pulled it off for me. I was decided it was 2.5* rounded down but about 3/4 of the way through it pulled out a decent ending. The annoying bratty Fairy was as annoying as the bratty human girl. The fairys work for Santa Clause and they fill out the naughty and nice surveys for him. In Peter Pan like fashion the fairy Shaily who was supposed to be checking on Leah, takes her back to fairy world where she can fly. They check on the other kids on the list together. The first half of this forty five minute adventure is a bit negative in tone. The idea of the naughty list and the kids not getting presents from Santa and the new girl being teased and just a plethora of burdensome feelings. I was about to shut it off for fear of teaching the kids inappropriate behaviors when the story turned around a bit. It was still well over the head of my daughter and she walked away bored despite her love for fairies. It may be more aimed at 8 year old girls instead. It is very Christmasy in spirit. Despite its made for TV feel some of your young kids may enjoy this short one. Hope this is Helpful!

Dumbo

Oh how great were the 1940's when a baby elephant can get drunk a trip hard about pink elephants then get taunted by a cigar smoking crow, and this is seen in a kids movie from Disney. =) I love it. My 4 year old enjoyed it too but my 3 year old was a bit scared when they separated the baby Dumbo from the mother elephant and she gets angry. Also when the 'ghost-like' dream in a was directly haunting Dumbo. Other than cuddling close he was fine after it passed. He did like the crows. =) the kids are spoiled with many of today's great animated movies and this 70 year old movie still worked. That says a lot. As an adult I now realize there are a lot of filler moments in the movie but all things considered, it was worth revisiting and was a delightful trip down memory lane. Hope this is Helpful!

Beer for My Horses

When a country music singer makes a made-for-TV movie based off the name of one of his songs, you have to know that the movie is going to be... well, Country. Lol. It is the stereotypical My wife left me, my trailer broke down, the dog farted and outsiders are stealing our fertilizer. Well, ok so I haven't hear just that song. Less than 5 minutes into the movie I decided I hated it and would shut it off if I wasn't intending to write a review (for wich I always finish) so I left it on. An hour later I realized I wasn't filing the papers I was intending to while watching. I was actually enjoying the movie. Toby Kieth is not as terrible as expected, and Rodney Carrington has some good some bad moments; but the movie is still pointless. Tom Skerit was the strongest character. Not a position he typically holds. I can listen to country music, but this cliche is extreme. I searched for BEER (I love to find beer programs and movies) but found this instead. I watched it on CMT and other than a toast at the bar, "Whiskey for my men and Beer for my horses", cheers! The movie had nothing to do with beer. It is bit like in the Heat of the Night meets Andy Griffith's town of Mayberry, but all the residents are Larry The Cable Guy. Some of the acting was horrible too. There were a few funny moments, if you can laugh at a cross bow arrow shot by the police deputy at a guy butt. I also laughed at some of the self deprecating redneck jokes, (when I wasn�t rolling my eyes at the week acting especially the Mexican). When the thug looking guys in a men's room, broke in harmony singing You Make Me Want To Shout There I laughed out loud for the first time in the flick. There are even a couple plot wholes in what should be a VERY simple plot. As terrible as it is I was still chuckling when it was all over. There is definitely a market for the movie but few of you are going to fit it. Hope this is Helpful!

Sex and the City: The Movie

My wife and I followed the series through to its completion on HBO. By the time it ended, I felt the story had run its course and it was about time a great thing wrap it up. This movie felt long and a bit out of place if you loved the show. I mean, we did already have one ending. Remember Big, and the French guy, and the well If you haven't seen the series end I won't spoil that. This feels like a lot more of the same. It was like 3 great Sex and the City episodes that didn't air on TV. Yes, they are good, but the movie is a little long. Now for the good part. I did roll on the floor laughing twice. I also cried once. But since I had to take an intermission 2 hours in, it took more than 3 hours to get through. Die hard fans who love the show will really want to see this. But if this were an independent stand on its own movie with out a built in fan base, I think it would not have been the blockbuster it became. Anyway, Its sexy, its funny its sad, and its well made. It may be best to watch over three days like you would if it were on TV. Most of my friends loved it too. Hope this is Helpful!

Happy Feet

Happy Feet is a BARREL of fun for all ages especially in the winter season. All year round though the characters are both adorable and the music is a lot of fun. This has accurately been compared to an animated winter musical with the dance of the penguins. The rhythm is very catchy and you'll fall in love with the character quickly. It has a great moral to the story. My kids love it but I may have enjoyed it even more than they did. The voices by Robin Williams, Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, Brittany Murphy and more A list cast was actually more than for show. yes these are names that attract people but they were also well matched with the characters. I have one serious problem with this movie. It is aimed at a young audience and the Lovelace character was out of line with sexual innuendo's and joke that I enjoy in movies aimed at teen and above but they felt out of place and a bit inappropriate here. Fortunately my kids are too young to understand. Some kids have a wide range of exposure and won't be phased. But parents be aware you may be best suited to preview this before your 8-10 year old, if you are sensitive to sex jokes. For me, I forgave the flawed character quickly because the rest of the movie was so, sensational! Hope this is Helpful!

Shred

This is Frat party or Ski Lodge material only. It is a pretty horrible movie but then so are many of the other terrible Ski movies of the last 25 years. Remember Ski School and it squeal, and Winter Break and the rest. In this case the guys are both smoking pot AND drinking beer, being stupid and the acting is terrible. There is Nudity. Naked girls at the party, one very sultry dance, sexual innuendos, and lots of breast shots. There are a few chuckles but most of it is roll-your-eyes been done before pranks. Like hooking a stage up to a truck while the 'preppy guys' are talking. This is a what you see is what you get stoner ski movie that happen to be remade as a snowboard movie this time. The tricks are cool but very few are actually great. most of you will do well to pass this by. Hope this is Helpful!

Brotherhood of Blood

This film has received harsh reviews. It is a low budget movie with one central set, simple special effects and a very amateur script. That is very typical in a B-movie and so I am shocked that anyone would be surprised. See Wingz' review and RJP's review for well said words I agree with on the movie. The idea is clever all that was missing is a better writer. The movie stats at point 'A' the present. It flashes back to point 'B' the past witches moves forward at a faster pace than the present. As it switched back and forth between present and past questions were eventually answered one at a time. Point B finally catches up with the present and we are all caught up just in time for a climax and a major twist that complicates the entire sequence of events. This is an attempt at Thriller mind game process and it worked somewhat. It did leave the viewer a bit stunned if not completely shocked. but it does not leave you satisfied that there is any resolution. Victoria Pratt is very easy on the eyes and plays her part well. Ken Foree makes the movie great. He is very funny though at times they may have aimed for scary and missed with funny. Sid Haig is predictably consistently bizarre. =) If you consider yourself to have high exceptions (a harsh critic) then you may want to pass on this B movie. This is not recommended for the majority of NF viewers. If you are a fan of low budget horror and the vampire genre then check this out. Victoria Pratt is one tough broad. Either way I Hope this is Helpful!

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

With all the great kids movie out there and even the ones my family owns, Rugrats in Paris is not that stand out to me. But something about this movie really appeals to my toddlers. It is actually a bit better than the first big screen Rugrats movie in my opinion but I never figured out why the kids like it so much. I think because this one centers around Chucky more than Tommy and it is essentially a boys dream to find a new mommy. It is sweet and charming and COMPLETELY unbelievable but in this case we are already talking about talking babies so... I don't think believable was ever a goal. There are some great songs, Chucky Chan is a favorite of my sons, and there is destruction and mayhem enough to keep the kids attention. As an adult I think movies like Toy Story [recently reviewed] are much more geared at intelligent grown up audiences. This movie is great though as entertainment for the kids more than anything else. what boy doesn't like to see another little boy smash a city with a mechanical dinosaur. =) my three year old looks at me with thumbs up and says "cool daddy cool" =). Not to mention the movie ends with a food fight. So he give this recommendation to other young boys and girls too. ["cool" signed Phatz' Son 3yrs old]. Hope this is Helpful!

Toy Story

Toy Story is an exceptional stand out children's classic. Yes it is only nearing 15 years old but as the first fully computer-animated feature length movie it opened the doors for an entirely new era of great animated movies. It is not just nostalgia or the fact that this movie set a new standard in children's film industry; it is a great movie in it own right! Crisp animation, fun and bright. Spectacular voice cast, tender heartwarming story, but also loaded with adventure and comedy. This movie is not a Christmas movie; the events take place surrounding a birthday party and a move. YET, I always seem to revisit this one (dust of the case if you will) every Holiday season. It fits the spirit of the season I suppose. This is a movie that stands up to the test of many repeated viewings. If you haven't seen this in years re-visit it this season. If you missed this completely, consider this a strong recommendation to check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Starz Inside: Comic Books Unbound

Love movies? Hollywood and the industry? This is very highly recommended! Oh yeah if you ever read or enjoyed a comic book. This is a MUST SEE!! Even if you are not a comic book fan, but you have the slightest bit of curiosity about them or why so many comic books are finally making it to film. Check this out! I have been very impressed with the Starz Inside Documentaries that I have seen. Thorough and very well presented, just like the Blood Sucking Cinema one, but here there is less potentially graphically offensive stuff making this accessible to all viewers. To me the rise and fall of comic books in pop-culture is fascinating and the correlation to their success on film put it over the top. The first Superman blockbuster changed the industry but the 3rd and 4th nearly ruined it. Also fascinating is why stories like Batman worked early on while the Fantastic Four could not work until recent years. This will take you through stories and periods you may have missed. Underground comics like Fritz the Cat which was created during a time while comics were being looked down upon by the mainstream. It will also surprise you to find out that several of the movies you have seen over the last 8 years were comic books you never knew about, like Ghost World, Road to Perdition, A History of Violence and Persepolis. In this quick and easily digestible documentary you will see clips from the big mainstreamed comic book movies and one that was never released (other than bootleg). Finally, it may convince you to watch some lesser known movies like American Splendor, that you may have missed. I loved this look back at a favorite genre of mine. I think everyone should give it a shot. Hope this is Helpful!

Confessions of a Pit Fighter

Confessions of a Pit Fighter is raw gritty and violent. I know other reviewers are going to comment on the low budget feel. Also the cast was a bit on the week side. I'll be the first to say I liked it anyway. From the violent dirty beat down, a guy was getting in the opening scene to the bikini's on the boat a few seconds later I knew I was going to like this flick. =) It is melodramatic. There are many cliches and the predictable revenge story is NOTHING new. This is not going to appeal to everyone but if you liked Green Street Hooligans, Undisputed, Fight Club, and if you can tolerate acting that feels a little like Jean-Claude Van Damme who can fight but is not likely to win an Oscar) IF this sounds like you then by all means dive in. Hector Echavarria, is a fighter more than actor. He was a perfect pick for Cradle 2 The Grave but here when he threw out a flying back roundhouse on a thugs forehead in a street fight, it lost a real authenticity for me. I think he just wanted to show of once because it returned to more believable pit fighting kickboxing style after that error. He was passable on the sensitive parts but clearly that's not this mans strength. The sound track is a pretty cool too. With Flava Flav playing a character in the movie I feared the worst, but he was alright. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the angry violence for violence sake. Vengeful, angry, and gritty, this movie is plain and simply a film for the fights. If you need something more you won't find it here. Pass. If that is what you like. Add this and enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Death From Beyond I & II

For the armature film maker fans who like to see something come from nothing. Still its one to laugh at, not with. To its credit this horrible movie never takes itself seriously. It pays homage to a few other horror classics. It tries to incorporate the demonic Satan / succubus vampire legends in with an ancient Egypt devil meets modern world theme. Subjects I was searching but its complicated & cumbersome with too many wholes for the critical viewer. A few MST3K and Troma fans *may* appreciate the SUPER low (below B movie) budget feel. The first movie, a 35 min short, continues to look like it is about to turn into soft core. It never does. Some nudity may have broadened the potential market for it. Two wanna-be film makers get some girls to agree to make a prono so they can all make a few bucks. The uncles house they borrow, contains and amulet and the evil demon spirit of a blood sucking succubus Nefratis out to collect souls of young lovers. The only sex is beneath the sheets wrestle and the death is high school drama room props. The second movie. #2 was almost 60 minutes and clearly they had a few more dollars because they added some very amateur computer clip art skeletons and fade away computer effect ashing along with light orbs and more. Still ULTRA low budget and MST3K is a big step up from this. The seductive nature of the first film with zero budget made it worth watching for a fan of do-it-yourself movie making. The second one, although it had a higher production value the plot goes to complete shambles. With re-incarnation they keep killing the same three characters over and over and... I lost interest. Yes its campy and the girls cute but... it got very boring. Not a low budget Troma fan? This is likely not for you. Even if you do like them but you expect something funny or sexy this may still leave you unsatisfied. This long explanation may help you decide that its best to just pass on this one. Either way, I hope this is Helpful!

She Gets What She Wants

I added this based on Skyerose's great review. This movie was originally called "Slap Her... She's French" but the named changed after its release. It is part 'Clueless' teen high school comedy, part cute cheerleader 'Bring it On', part twisted psycho-thriller, and ALL far over the top and incredibly sappy teen girly flick. I like Piper Perabo, and in this she is matched by Jane McGregor who plays the down home small town Texas gal. The movie pokes fun at the small town culture while at the same time almost admiring it. This is for a select audience of teenage girls, or fans of the cheesy sappy teen comedy. The girls are cute and there are some laughs but the target audience is likely smaller than some of Piper Perabo greater roles like Coyote Ugly. Hope this is Helpful!

Dracula

This is another must see for all Vampire fans. to this day the Vampire is often portrayed in the way Bela Lugosi created him. Though not the FIRST vampire movie I believe this Dracula is the foundation from which Christopher Lee reprised the role in 1958. The 1958 version holds up to time slightly better than the paper bats on a string in this version. BUT Bela Lugosi's brilliant defining role created Bram Stokers Dracula as we have come to know it on film. Dwight Frye's representation of the crazy man Renfield is spectacular and worth a rental just to see. This is not my favorite Van Helsing. but Renfield and those HUGE eyes while saying "rats rats rats" LOL. This movie contains a lot of long dialog but also some of my favorite moment of timing. "I do not drink wine". and the line "what could have caused it" just as Dracula enters "Dracula" she say. LOL perfect. "He�s crazy. Their all crazy. All except me and you. And sometimes I have my doubts about you!" LMAO! With out question it is dated but that is because the movie is almost 80 years old. It has the right to be. It is not as atmospherically scary as The Horror of Dracula 1958 nor does it have as great an ending but it is very funny; with a few of the best characters I have seen in the genre. A must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Barbie: A Christmas Carol

Christmas is a favorite season in the Phatz Family. Barbie has quickly become a favorite series for my daughter. This movie is PERFECT!!! It was a hit with my wife and daughter and even my young son liked it. A must see! It is not my favorite of the Barbie series but the Christmas music flows frequently and with an abundance of great Holiday Cheer! It has a cute cat for comedy relief but the story is not really a funny one. You all know the story well. Dickens�s A Christmas Carol has been made a movie more than a dozen times. In regular Barbie fashion the story is uniquely adapted to be current and also kid friendly. It is usually told as a narrated story that Barbie is telling her little sis. In this case she had a bad attitude about going to a charity banquet on Christmas Eve and needed to hear the story of someone else who was selfish. The movie is slightly less 'girly' than The Diamond Castle. This movie will appeal to many more viewers. There are many of us who LOVE the Christmas season and music. I ordered the soundtrack as a stocking stuffer already. =) This is a good kids movie for the season AND I always enjoy re-visiting the classic story. This was a great introduction to Dickens tale. For my 3 & 4 year old. I know this DVD will be a hit for many you with or with out kids. The DVD has more gems on it. The adorable puppies from Diamond Castle are back with an outtake scene, from that movie. PLUS there is 10 minutes of Carol-oke music section, for those of you who love Christmas music as much as I do. And there is much more. The magical and heartwarming soul and the charm of this movie will lift your spirits and will bring you and the children plenty of Holiday Cheer! Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

The Incredible Hulk

I am actually MORE pleased with the 2008 Incredible Hulk than I expected to be. Ang Lee's 2003 film with Eric Bana was a disappointment. The buzz wasn't great from my friends for this one either, after this DVD release. I must say though that I felt this was a step in the right direction. Edward Norton was OK but its not his best role. The Ang Lee version serves as an origin story so this one has the luxury of jumping right in where that left off. The big feature of this film is the impressive CGI and the kick but action. The massive scale of the destruction is impressive. It looks and sounds SO cool on the home theater. It is certainly not lacking in adrenaline pumping chases and wow effect explosions. I really did find it a lot more fun than I expected to. It was not as good as this 2008 summer's Iron Man though. The open door at the end leave exciting possibilities to follow. It is a perfect set up for the Hulk vs Iron Man altercation we are set to see in 2011 installment of The Avengers. Buzz is hot for that one. Also the Iron Man 2 and 3 are underway, though it may be a while before The Incredible Hulk returns solo to the big screen. Fan buzz aside; this is a must see for Hulk fan. A solid recommendation for comic book and action fans; and not necessary for those who have no idea what a comic book is or who the Hulk might be. Recommendation: Turn up the volume, turn off the critic voice, and enjoy this heart-pounder with a big bowl of popcorn. Hope this is Helpful!

21

[reviewed Nov '08] Clearly I enjoyed this movie far more than most of my peers. I love Mathematics. I actually enjoyed Finite Mathematics in college studying number theory. That is not why I liked the movie, though the math and numbers are cool. I loved the character. This is a fantasy of many smart young boys like I was. (and girls too I presume but the lead is male). The fantasy to take your gifts and go live on the edge. What fun! The truth is you don't need to be a genius to count cards. Studying higher level math is irrelevant. They subtly point it out in the film too, its simple addition, only requiring concentration and control; IQ is not required though that angle is played up in the film. Hey, a thug like Fishburne's character can do it so can you =). Jim Sturgess was phenomenal. All the young geniuses in the film were brilliant (pun intended). Kate Bosworth always pleasing to see. Spacey was a great choice. simple role. suitable. Laurence Fishburne felt a bit awkward in this one but not too bad. The movie watches a bit like a "cerebral teen heist" film. It is narrated as a flash back and has a great ending. This is certainly not for everyone but if you like the teen heist to get to college type movies. OR if you like math and love Vegas. OR if you simply like cards, this movie may be right for you. Check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Horror of Dracula

Every year near Halloween this classic film plays on AMC. I often surfed through and watched pieces of it. For the first time I actually watched the whole movie start to finish. This does have the look and feel of 1958 and YET is is still fantastic! I have been on a 30 days of Vampires quest and as one of the last films of my Journey I can't believe I waited this long. Christopher Lee is a great Dracula. Measuring in at 6' 5" he appears much bigger than Bela Lugosi (who is no small man either). This movie has melodrama, it has laughs and it has scares. I enjoy seeing how horror was done before the graphic and disturbing CGI effects used today. The music the mats, the lighting and the expressions and screams were enough to create an atmosphere that would make the hairs on your neck stand up. The final death scene in this movie goes down with the wizard of Oz "I'm melting" as one of the most memorable classic kills, in my book. If you have never seen this movie do so now. If it has been years; I believe that a re-visit will be well received. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I really wanted to love this movie; alas, I did not love it. I am happy to have seen it but would be sad if a great legend (Indy) would end like this. The Rocky series had that ugly step-child Rocky 5 that left a mediocre taste in your mouth and so they came back with Balboa; a conclusion that shouldn't have been necessary but was certainly better than the 5th installment. In this case lets hope the 5th one brings on a stronger finally. George Lucas said in several interviews "it's more than a strong possibility there will be a fifth 'Indiana Jones.' Steven Spielberg has left the door open for it." In the end of Crystal Skull, when Shia LaBeouf picks up Indy's hat I thought I knew exactly where this was going, but then Ford snatched it back as if to say "I'm not quite ready to pass the baton." Unfortunately, he is old and will need to do so. The music and the chases are nostalgic. Some scenes are great but they don't have the cutting edge fresh exciting feel they did 27 years ago. Back in the early 90's there was a TV show that had a western serial feel called The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones. I loved Sean Patrick Flanery in that role as teenage Indy. I think Shia LaBeouf could possibly step into those shoes. I'm crossing my fingers the 5th one steps up a bit more. For now this is certainly worth one peek. Check it out and see what you think. Hope this is Helpful!

Chowder: Vol. 1

Kung Fu Panda

This was one of my favorite Theater experiences of the summer. I am so happy now to own the DVD. This is just as funny the second third and forth time through. Rarely have I seen such valuable Eastern teachings and overall morals of balance, self-confidence, sacrifice, responsibility and determination brought so seamlessly to an exhilarating family friendly film American Film. This now sits on my shelf next to Pixar's Incredibles as a new favorite; well done Dreamworks. The animation is CGI goes old school. The cast is sensational. To give Jack Black all the credit is a disservice to the rest of the STELLAR voice cast, though his performance was a stand out success. It was a perfect fit, and the most suitable role he may ever have been cast for. The entire character and demeanor of the likeable panda Po fits Black well. To begin naming would be to list the rest of the cast that did equally fantastic. The comedy is rich; the emotions sincere, and exaggerated-zany action fight scenes are simply old school fun. The song "Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting" is the theme song of the movie. It brings a smile to my face. This is a hybrid of cultures, styles, and generations that can be enjoyed by everyone. A must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Get Smart

Get Smart is entertaining and humorous. A summer Theater experience that could have been enjoyed as much on DVD in the fall. Steve Carell is consistently funny and this homage to the classic TV show is clever but not perfect. Still, Anne Hathaway plays counter to Carell brilliantly. The relevance is a bit lacking compared to the original (world events at the time were the butt of the joke) and therefore this version is completely dependent on physical comedy antics and the charm brought by the relationship with Hathaway. Overall, it works well and is best suited for Carell fans and to those who are nostalgic followers of the original series. Hope this is Helpful!

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer promises old school mindless monster bashing fun. I was somewhat disappointed that the movie only started as it ended. After an hour of getting to the point there was only 15 minutes left of monster stomping. The character depth is built well but 30 minutes of that should have been edited in exchange for more action. Trevor Matthews does a fantastic job as a angry college student turned hero. Robert Englund and the rest of the cast were solid as well. The CGI and other effects are a campy gory and entertaining. This is no Army of Darkness, as hard as it tries, though that could be what they aimed for. I would like to see a sequel now that they spent all the time explaining the hero, lets give him a chance to actually fight. They may have run out of time or money, but the movie seemed to just get going when it ended. It is still worth the time to watch it if you like the monster movie hero flicks. [3.5*s] This is decent though not exceptional and worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

Fanny Hill: Unrated

Fanny Hill is a fantastic romantic and yet grounded piece of classic erotic Literature. Published in 1749 it predates Lady Chaterly's Lover and Emmanuelle by more than a century. The story is more pure and sweet than either, though the books would all be considered erotic novels and the movies, categorized together. Anny Hill is of course a period piece set in 18th century England. I can not compare this version to the earlier ones but I can say, this one is well made and worth watching if you like the specific genre. It is classy and not raunchy about the nudity and sex. Since it is set in a brothel the sex does plays a large role in the story and therefore is present in this version. That said, this is more about a character than an act and to limit it to merely erotica steals the from the rest of the story. A young virgin girl, innocent in every way is orphaned and lands in the care of a Madam. Unknowingly this world is thrust upon her and learning hard life lessons quickly, fanny is forced to adapt and eventually fit in, maybe even enjoy her new life. There are essentially two episodes here first she Falls in love and loses it. Second she is hired full time and refuses to reciprocate her employers love, sabotaging the arrangement. I would love to see them make more of this. Rebecca Night is a fresh face, a gorgeous woman and a fast rising star. She plays the part brilliantly and looks as classy and innocent with clothes off as with them on. This is going to be for a target market because of the subject matter but if you like the genre this is a solid recommendation. Hope this is Helpful!

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Jules Verne's Classic Sci-fi Novel has been made into a movie a dozen times over the last 50 plus years. This recent addition to the collection is exactly what I expected. Good clean family fun utilizing today's CGI. Many of the shots were clearly designed with the idea of emphasizing the 3D aspect. It is an exciting thrill ride visually and very worth watching. Brendan Fraser plays the character similar to the one we loved in the Mummy but this time in a PG movie. If you like his excitable nature and humorous antics there are plenty of chuckles to be had in Journey to the Center of the Earth. The rest of the small cast is solid as well. This big budget feature is of course predictable, the humor is at least adequate, there are a number of startles and the relationships and characters are likable. Believable? absolutely not. LOL. Exceptional? Well, maybe not but very fun and a worthy rental for families who love action adventure movies. Hope this is Helpful!

Zombie Strippers

[reviewed end Oct '08] WOW!! What was that? LMAO! I think I liked it. [bewilderment hits] WARNING: excessive gratuitous nudity. And beautiful girls too. As much as this could have turned into soft core it really stayed true to the zombie movie genre. I love the campy B-movie Zombie flicks and this what I would expect from them. The acting is appropriate and even good for a B-movie, which is certainly better than a skin flick. The gore was NASTY and fantastic! Jenna Jameson is stunningly gorgeous but can not steal the whole show as the cast is stacked with beautiful girls. It is a typical mutant virus escapes government facility plot but it is SO FREAKIN FUNNY! All camp though. Just the way I like it. There is even a bit of the Dark Comedy stuff like in 'Teeth' so look for it ;-). I also like the fact they used the Lillith stage name for Roxy Saint's character; I recently learned about the significance of that name in the succubus legend. [see that review] This filthy raunchy campy B-movie is exactly what you see is what you get. If that is what you want, you will be pleased! If it sounds like a pile of exploitative trash to you, then let this help you decide on passing. Either way; I hope this is Helpful!

Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest

I love Vampire movies. I tend to be very forgiving with just a few flaws but I am being EXTREMELY generous giving this one 2.5*'s as a 'Period Piece Romance.' As a Vampire movie is fails in EVERY respect. It started slow but with potential. It seemed it was all bask story to the romance and a that was PAINFULLY slow to unfold. I kept hoping for it to start. The movie opens with the climax and then flashes back to build up to that moment again. The moment it caught up with the opening I thought maybe *now* the "Vampire" part of the movie would start. There was one lame fight and then it was over. I would say it ended too soon but after the first boring hour I am glad there wasn't more. In my reviews I always seek to find who it is that *would* like a movie. Maybe teenage girls that do not like violence?? I am seriously puzzled as to what director Michael Feifer was aiming for here. The script and the direction are poor. Maybe a reason I have never seen one of this directors films before. The blame can not fall on Wes Ramsey who does the best he could as Bram or even on Kelsey McCann who was quite charming (as the damsel in distress) despite the accent. The choice they picked for the count was wretched. Andrew Bryniarski was simply not a fit at all. It made the acting feel very poor and the admiral Dan Speaker was horrible. I guess if you are a true romantic who likes bad acting and you are looking for something to help you fall asleep, this might fit the bill. With so many great Dracula movies to pick from, don't waste your time on this one unless you are a completist who has to see ever Bram Stoker flick available. Hope this is Helpful!

Tinker Bell

Peter Pan is a favorite in my family and the Fern Gully story as well. Barbie has capitalized on all the great Fairy movies and so this release was long anticipated by my daughter and the rest of the family. It is very worth watching! The animation is fantastic which is predictable and the characters are very likable. There are a few great laughs but some try a little too hard. Along with the beautiful scenery it could use some more magical Disney music. The 'Fly To Who You Are' song is a charming one but I would have liked to see more like it. This movie is light on the songs for the young girls but the moral is good and the kids were very entertained. This is not as specifically 'girly' as the Barbie series, so a few young toddler boys will be included but the target market is clear none-the-less. Tinker Bell is a cute story and obviously the beginning of a new series that Disney is going to provide more to follow. I recommend this to all fans of Fairy magic and Fairy Tales, especially the young ones. Hope this is Helpful!

Heavy Metal

How do I even begin? This Classic animated adult feature based off the Graphic novel is everything a Nostalgic fantasy fan could dream of. The portal to the underworld, the battles, the sex, Evil queen who needs a sacrifice, magic swords, undead skeleton mummy's and all sorts of fun fantasy themes. The Animation is dated but who cares, it was cheep in the 80's. There is a lot of nudity and adult themes, so this is not for the sensitive but with a timeless cool soundtrack this fantasy will always be a personal favorite. Now on instant watching. Check it out if you are a fan of old school hero fantasy. Adults only! Hope this is Helpful!

30 Days of Night

WOW. I wasn't going to review this because there were already so many reviews but it seems the critical viewers were quite hard on it. I must say I LOVED this movie! It is gory and action packed and all around tons of fun! Plot inconsistencies and a few cliches aside this is about being down right cool. I am with Dominguez on this one. It is a serious vampire movie for everyone who loves the genre. The best I've seen so far in the recent Vampire movies. It is a different setting than the sleek urban setting of Blade. this is a rural ghost-town almost and these few survivors are trying to hold out until the sun comes back. Clearly -30 days of night and cold. When the little girl who had turned looked up and with blood dripping from her jaws she said "Do you want to play with me now?" I was horrified and after wetting my pants and laughing hysterically I moved my rating from 4 - 5 stars. WOW!! that was wicked cool! The altruism is completely predicable and yet unlike the Thirst, in this movie I felt very pleased they hit the mark. I was amped up for hours. I hope you enjoy it too. Hope this is Helpful!

Succubus: Hell-Bent

I have been working through the Vampire genre while making a Comprehensive list. Recently I watched Lifeforce, a GREAT movie (see my review) this was not great but inspired me to look into the legend of the Succubus. According to Wikipedia "a succubus is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men, especially monks, in dreams to have sexual intercourse, according to the medieval European legend. Their male counterpart is the incubus. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim." Interesting. So I did some digging and found this is more of a common theme in films than I realized. I started putting together some of those films as well even movies like Stardust had a character Lamia who is a common mythical succubus but none are as popular as Lilith. With lore this rich it deserves a great movie which this on simply is not. It is a typical teen spring break movie which turns into a low rate thriller when the psycho girlfriend starts stalks him and killing those around him. It is not scary and mostly appropriate for older teens. I would have to sum it up as forgettable. Not horrible but may not be worth your time unless your into the legend of the succubus. In which this will provide you a modern day version. I am going to seek out the Witchouse series next to find other examples of this lore. For most of viewers you won't lose much by passing on this one. Hope this is Helpful.

Lifeforce

This is GREAT 80's Alien Sci-fi meets Vampire genre. True this would most accurately fall under a title of Demons or Succubus, but since there are many similarities I included it in my Comprehensive Vampire list but made a special list for Succubus as well. The succubus is also called an "Energy vampire" at times. Back to this movie. The special effects were incredible 20 years ago and are still very cool today (though some of the musical score is over-done a bit). The plot is interesting and some of the script is mediocre but some is fantastic. The Sci-Fi look and feel is a guru's dream. Not to mention the luscious Mathilda May spends excessive amounts of the movie naked or topless. She is a French woman with a Liv Tyler sort of beauty and innocence. Yes it is gratuitous nudity but it is not erotic it makes sense that an alien wouldn't have clothes so it doesn't disrupt the plot. My favorite line "What are you? Why are you so human? So Perfect? What are the bat creatures on your ship?" "Our bodies are un-important. As you and your men approached we changed them for you. We entered your minds and found there new bodies. I took my shape from your mind. I became the woman I found there, in your deepest thoughts you deepest... needs. I am the feminine in your mind Carlson." LMAO its corny but OOHH so fun to see. The legend of the succubus is that they use sex to take over a persons soul and gain life energy from them. If you like space movies, vampire movies and fantasy and the era that brought us Ghost Busters, And Short Circuit � (acting and effects are in that vein) then Check this out. Its very worth watching in my book. Some of you may find this a little hidden gem or an old favorite worth re-visiting. I know its not for everyone but in my exploration of the vampire genre this is a GREAT example of the broad width of the genre. See my Comprehensive List for more of an example of the range I'm talking about. Hope this is Helpful!

Stuck

Stuck is very unique and worth watching. Supposedly based on a true story, this bizarre series of events will leave you shocked and astounded and partially appalled. Mena Suvari is great and absolutely gorgeous. Stephen Rea is equally stellar. The rest of the cast comes and goes with quality and camp. There is some horrendous acting by the supporting cast but if you can forgive a few scenes and one useless character then go for it anyway. The movie was much more gory than I expected and much less thriller. There is explicit sex in one scene and nudity in another plus graphic blood and broken bones. I would have to say this is more of a very dark drama than a physiological thriller. The story is straightforward and simple but shockingly unfortunate. My feelings go back and forth from party to party; trying to determine who is the victim. In the end I was just- satisfied. The movie is not a life changing one, but the story as a whole is a bit sad. Selfishness is part of human nature. Could this actually happen? Unfortunately, yes. I'm not going to watch it again but once through was worth the time. If you watch a lot of movies and have time for something a little different, check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Gunnin' for That #1 Spot

This Documentary is well made with cool Basketball scenes and soundtrack. It is certainly aimed at the Die-hard High School basketball fan or teen Basket ball player. It profiles some great athletes and also gets into the 'Business' of the sport, the competitiveness of the game. Less than 0.1% of players make it to pro. This Doc shows how the commercialization of the sports affects certain young players. The 8 primary players profiled are very talented and the clips with the soundtrack are entertaining. Certainly this is for a distinct niche of viewers (basketball players and fan) and if that is you, check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

The Go-Getter

This is one of the most sweet, romantic and entertaining (unlikely) love stories I have seen in years. This is a MUST see! Very highly recommended. See also my friend RJP review which is fantastic and convinced me to ADD this movie. The opening scene; main character Mercer describes how he feels stuck. He is dealing with the loss of his mother and has yet to spread her ashes. Half brother Arlen doesn't even know she died. Mercer decides to make a change in his life. Like Huckleberry Finn our "go-getter" sets out on an adventure. This road trip starts with a car. Of course stealing a car is very out of charter for Mercer and when he's contacted by the owner (cell phone left in car) he apologizes profusely and an unlikely relationship begins. She believes this situation is fate (in the end it does bring them together). Mercer is headed to Reno to find his brother but detours to find and old girl friend in Fallen. The road trip leads him through many states, detours, characters and life lessons, all the while led by a narrating series of conversations with the car owner who eventually catches up with him in Sacramento. Zooey Deschanel has a beautiful dreamy voice; her tone and her 'sweet girl next door' authenticity, is perfect for the role. I didn't know Lou Pucci before this but what a fantastic actor. The script is smart and touching and very heartfelt. The acting is sensational. Overall, this is a believable story with interesting lovable characters. A FANTASTIC indie Drama. Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

My Best Friend Is a Vampire

In 1985 came Teen Wolf. In 1987 came I was a Teenage Zombie. Then in 1988 cam I was a Teenage Vampire. I watched this as a young teenager and I loved it. looking back at it now I see it had a lot less going for it as a vampire movie. The charm here is as an 80s coming of age high school teen comedy. The vampire story line has some plot holes I see now but it is cute and sweet and silly. Robert Sean Leonard is now better known as Dr. James Wilson on the TV show House. But back then he was just a scrawny kid. LOL. He is a quirky charming kid actor in this and for that Ill give him some grace. To see Odo from Star Trek as his vampire mentor was hilarious. I did not know Rene Auberjonois when I first saw the movie but you will recognize him from Deep Space Nine. And yes there is a sexy siren seductress whom my memory seems to recall having a bigger role in the film. (I guess that is what a young teenage boys mind remembers). The truth is LeeAnne Locken was a Miss USA finalist, but has a relatively small but vital role in the film as a whole. There is NOTHING bloody in this teen comedy. there is no nudity. There a mild inference of teenage sex before the bite but otherwise this is a family friendly film easily rated PG. That is going to turn some Vampire lovers OFF but makes this movie accessible for fans of Ferris Buller or Lover Boy (or other 80�s high school comedies) who are not necessarily into the gory part of the vampire genre. Either way, this should help you make your decision. Hope this is Helpful!

The Thirst

The Thirst is a Vampire movie worth watching! It has similarities to Blood Angels and many other typical modern Vampire stories but it is well made. There is lots of blood, beautiful girls; stupid suckers who get whats coming to 'em and the occasional innocent bystander. I remember seeing this movie more than a year ago and I hated the ending. This time I found it to be kind of romantic in an otherwise dark movie. The NetFl*x description above is completely wrong. Yes, Maxx and Lisa are recovering addicts but there is more to the story. Lisa is dying. Maxx is struggling to believe Lisa is clean and is disproving of her career as a stripper. He finds out that Lisa has been hiding cancer, not drugs from him. Lisa was NOT seduced by Darius as the NF description says. She was turned by Dariuss lover posing as a night nurse. Maxx suffers through the loss of his lover believing a suicide ended her suffering. It is sincerely moving. Eventually, he goes out again only spot his dead lover at the club. They re-unite and after one very campy scene at the vamps haven she turns him so they can be together. BUT can they? Darius owns Lisa now, and while Lisa is fighting the urge (to kill humans for blood) Maxx struggles with the Thirst. Together they fight this addiction but the thirst is strong and the withdrawal will never end. It is a bit like Heath Ledger's Candy meets the vampire genre. Fearing the recourse by the unhappy clan, the two take matters into their own hands. I still have mixed feelings about the ending but I can't get into that until you've seen it. You'll need to decide for yourself on that. Still I found it worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

Mona the Vampire: Freaky Field Trips

This is simply a Saturday morning cartoon that is cute for little kids. Mona is a Vampire. She and her friends let their imaginations get the best of them and are frequently spooked. Mona generally hides her fangs so this is not a very 'vampire-ish' show but it has that slightly spooky feel that will make your 4 year old feel like they are watching a ghost story. My daughter likes it but I'm not terribly impressed by it. The animation is very plain and the stories are simple. Still, for your toddlers at Halloween this has the appropriate tone for the season. It is about on par with Casper the friendly Ghost but this is more like the show Recess - just for younger kids. It is a decent choice for an Instant Watch option to entertain the little ones for an hour or so. Check out my Vampire list for Kids to get more titles like this. Count Duckula with Daffy duck as a Vampire is really a great one, but my favorite spooky kid show is called Growing up Creepy. Watch this on Instant and then check out my Halloween for kids list to grab the other titles. Hope this is Helpful!

Count Duckula: Season 1

Oh sweet NOSTALGIA!! I was ten years old when I fell in love with this show. It barrows heavily from the classic Dracula tales but in pure Daffy Duck style it is funny and tame; full of lisp and full of laughs. In the year when Ducks Ruled TV (Duck Tales and Darkwing Duck and more) Count Duckula was a magical spooky silly Vampire duck from Transylvania who is addicted to VEGETABLES. LOL. no blood for this silly web foot vamp. Igore and Nanny accompany count Duckula on adventures around the world and even through time. Silly lighthearted NOSTALGIC fun. =) Oh yeah and its from the same creators as Danger Mouse, which was a really great show spoofing James Bond. These guys new how to do a silly spin off. I enjoyed it then and now. So do my kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Innocent Blood

Innocent Blood is not a terrible movie but I CAN NOT give it my recommendation. Despite a few great scenes there are so many plot holes and poor effects that make the production very sloppy. The concept of the guilt ridden Vampire is one I like. I also like the silly mob boss, direction. It was great to see Robert Loggia pour it on (sily and over the top but funny) and an appearance by Frank Oz. So why cant I recommend this? There is good and bad. Here's my list. GOOD first: 1) Anne Parillaud is naked several times, plus there are a few visits to a strip club. 2) The lead vampire has a strong desire to find a lover and a romance with Anthony LaPaglia develops that is actually sweet. 3) The sex scene when she seduces him is both tender and amusing 4) Robert Loggia is a pretty cool mob boss. And now the BAD: 1) The Vampires eyes are supper sensitive to light in SOME scenes but in others the lighting is bright and they seem fine. 2) The ridiculous colored eyes are cheesy and inconsistent. 3) The turnings happen at increasing speeds. First guy is dead for hours and in the morgue before rising. Then a guy turns just while in the trunk for a few minutes. Then two other guys turn instantly, before the next group walk into the office. Very inconsistent process. 4) Some of the acting i.e. mob boss wife, is just plain poor. 5) The demon voice they switch to at random is distracting and lame. END OF LIST. So then there are those things that could go either way depending on your tastes. The guy ashing in the hospital when the curtains open is HILARIOUS! The arm falling off and the nurse screaming is probably supposed to be scary but I laughed hard at the ridiculous campy nature of it. My list will need evaluated by you to determine what of these are important to you. For me the movie was just OK but if you want a vampire Horror this is NOT it. You decide if its your thing or not. Either way, I Hope this is Helpful!

A Haunting in Connecticut

Discovery Channel's show called "A Haunting" is a favorite 'Ghostly-supernatural' TV-show for my wife and myself. This Feature is made in the same style is presented as a documentary. [see also B-Independent.co great review that convinced me to add this title.] The film had me convinced (mostly) and seriously creeped out. There are no big gory special effects only a fantastically scary story of an evil ghost haunting a home and family in Connecticut. The family has enough problems dealing with a child with cancer to add a haunting makes you feel deeply for the plight. The cinematography is simple the set inexpensive and the acting adequate for the idea of recreated events. This is great Ghost TV on DVD. Several scenes pushed it a little further than believable and I thought it could have done with out them. It made me question the authenticity of the Doc only to find out in this Docudrama 'liberties' have been taken. That disappointment aside the very eerie tone fit perfectly for the season and kept me glued to the screen. You will know who you are if you like to watch these types of shows on TV then this is a MUST see! If you are looking for mainstream horror find it somewhere else, but I strongly suggest for those of you who like to believe just a little bit in ghosts and spirits and hauntings check this out before Halloween. It is a especially creepy to think REAL ghosts maybe out there too. That is the power of the Documentary/style; it rings home very quickly. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Young Frankenstein

As assuredly as Boris Karloff and the 1931 sensation Frankenstein will be forever be remembered as genre definitive, establishing an infinite future for monster movies; Young Frankenstein of 1974 defines the monster movie SPOOF! This is a Hysterical comedic spin-off classic! Whether you were alive in for the first movie or have been born since this spoof, ALL ages, all viewers can appreciate this film. It is a (mostly) family friendly comedy not a scary movie. (only a few sexual innuendos forgivable in my book for comedic value). At the same time the movie has the macabre settings and tone of the genre. Whether it is Halloween, Christmas, spring or fall this comedy always seems fit the mood. Though Halloween seems most perfect time of year to revisit it, with the creepy classic castle as the backdrop for this silly story. Gene Wilder is as committed as ever to his slapstick physical comedy and Mel Brooks witty humor is delivered with perfect timing. The supporting cast with Marty Feldman as Igor is brilliant and the beautiful silly Teri Garr as Inga and of course the monster himself Peter Boyle (before he became recognized as Frank Barone on Raymond). If somehow you have gotten to this point with out ever seeing this gem, WATCH it now! If it has been years, watch it again. There are more laughs than I could possibly have remembered. Simple, dark FUN! Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Goosebumps: Scary House

First let me point out that the Goosebumps series is aimed at children but your 'little ones' may be scared by it. My 4 year old is atypical and not easily scared; she can handle the shows but does not usually get drawn into them either. We generally watch with her older cousins; boys ages 9 and 11. They LOVE the show!! I keep it on DVR for them. My daughter watches some and usually walks away since some of the plot concepts are over her level. The "Haunted House Game" was an exception. It is kind of like a low budget cliff notes version of Zathura made spooky for Halloween. This really is a good disk to start with if you want to see what the series is like. The Discs on NF contain two episodes the same as they air on TV one after another, but in this case with out the interruptions. It is made like a Disney channel scary. If you can imagine that. The spooks are creepy but not horrifying to be child friendly. In my R.L. Stine Goosebumps list, is a selection of additional Stine' titles like Mostly Ghostly, The Haunting Hour, and more. I hope this is Helpful!

Savage Planet

What was Sean Patrick Flanery doing in this?? To call this a B-movie would offend some great B-flicks, The acting wasn't horrible but the FILM was ridiculous, pathetic and pointless! SEESH! this was a monster movie with no monsters. WHAT is up with that. They had a couple of bears. One line was supposed to make us believe they were "pre-historic" bears on this new planet. BS!! this is an insult to the viewer. This is sci-fi written by a fifth grader. It was not with out three good scenes, BUT an utter waste of time otherwise!!! I really am sorry I watched this. I wanted a scary Halloween movie and the only thing scary is that this film was allowed a release and distribution. AVOID! Hope this is Helpful!

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland is one of the better of Elmo's movies. It is up there with Elmo Saves Christmas and is far better than Cinder-elmo. This is a sweet tale about crossing a foreign land. It follows in the traditional thread of Wizard of Oz, The Never Ending story or The Princess Bride. The challenges Elmo faces and the people he meet on the way to rescue his stolen Blanky. Mandy Patinkin is a selfish greedy and entertaining bad guy. The first time we watched this my kids (then 2&3 now 3 & 4) really liked it but I thought it taught a bad lesson. There is a lot of mine mine mine talk. But after talking with my daughter about it she understands that is the behavior of the BAD GUY, so I revised my opinion of this. I do think you should watch it with your toddler and discuss it first then let them have fun with the movie. There is another message of believe in yourself and have the courage to reach for your goals and of course in the end friendship. So some good and some well bad guy lessons of what NOT to be like, but overall a very decent Elmo movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Barbie & The Diamond Castle

This is a fantastic addition to the surprisingly well made Barbie Movies. Mattel is putting out quality films here. I initially suspected they were simply capitalizing on a brand name BUT these ARE fantastic and this is no exception. BEAUTIFUL imagery, always quality CGI and delightful music with catchy tunes. This story is a *NEW* fairy tale that focuses on music. There are tons of adorable girly frills to this; with super cute puppies, flowers and handsome young men to escort the ladies and of course Diamonds and necklaces. Yes, believe it or not I am a 30 year old man but I have a daughter and though I watch films with her out of obligation, THIS movie really is worth watching!! It will warm your heart. The friendship theme is a great moral along with the focus on music appreciation, they are the cherry on top. AND don't miss the Outtakes on this DVD. The Hip Hop dancing puppies are just TOO CUTE for words. This is my Daughters new favorite! If you enjoy Fairy Tales but have never seen a Barbie movie NOW is your chance. If you are already fan of the series I'm certain you need no convincing. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

The Princess and the Goblin

This movie is very cute but seems a bit cheep and dated by now. The story is simple and the animation rather 80s TV grade but it still seem to have some charm. The eerie tone of the forest and the evil goblins made for a 'scary' Halloween Fairy Tale for my 4 year old, but she liked it more than I did. I would recommend A Troll in Central Park, Author and the Invisibles or The Spiderwick Chronicles instead, but if you like the older stuff that used to play on TV all the time, this is throw-back animation. The goblins remind me of the goofy ones in the Gummy Bears cartoon. The voice talent for the human king is questionable but the two kids are sweet. It is rated G but sensitive kids may find it a bit scary. For my children they found it a 'scary' Halloween pleasure. They enjoyed the music and were not distracted by the cheese. Still, we probably won't rent this again; it was OK for the season, just felt rather dated. Hope this is Helpful!

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Treat

This is an excellent Disc for families to get around Halloween time, though the learning and fun is good year round. My kids love the Mickey Mouse Club House show. If you are not familiar, it is aimed at 2 - 5 year olds and is presented as an interactive show somewhat like Dora The Explorer. Of course the characters I loved as a kid are now computer animated CGI characters but the music is catchy and the lessons are great. The first episode o0n this disc is the Halloween one, but that is not THE VERY BEST PART OF THIS DVD! There is an episode of The Little Einstein's hidden in the BONUS features. It is FANTASTIC. In this episode they use the tune from 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' to make up a trick or treat song that my kids haven't stopped singing. Anyone taking beginner music lessons will recognize the popular tune as one you often start with on many instruments. The Mickey's Treat was cute but the 5th star is for this fantastic Little Einsteins Halloween episode. My kids learn more from Little Einsteins than any other show. A few days ago my daughter (4yr old) used the word 'crescendo' when the music got louder. I had no idea she learned the word. Great stuff! EVEN MORE on this particular disc is Halloween recipes and instructions on how to make them with your kids. I am so glad we got this before Halloween this year but I'm sure the kids will like it all year. TO ADD one last thing, is additional DVD-ROM games and activities to play on your computer. This is a GREAT find for the season and a real Mickey's Treat for the kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Joshua

WOW! This is an eerie macabre tale in which nothing is as it seems or is it but I'll never tell. Who is crazy? You find out. Even before there is clear evidence something is actually wrong there is a VERY creepy tone that keeps you on the edge of your seat waiting guessing and uncomfortably concerned. It is all to easy to compare this to other 'Evil Kid' films like The Bad Seed but do not think this is a cookie cutter copy. Very clever. Very well made. The ambiance is Hitchcockian creepy never actually horrifying or disgusting just completely mind bogglingly disturbing BRILLIANT!! I'll chalk this up as a must see! The boy Jushua is played magnificently by young actor Jacob Kogan. I have never seen the boy before but I hope to see more of this kid now. Sam Rockwell is solid but Vera Farmiga is spectacular in her breakdown. With out going into specifics I urge you fans of thriller so see this fantastic film. Hope this is Helpful!

YPF

YPF is quirky and at times shocking film about five mostly normal type couples and the process of having sex. Introduction; Prelude; Foreplay; Sex; Interlude; Orgasm; and Afterglow. There are five separate stories that never intersect. They are simply different examples of a couple with the same goal, to have sex. It is a bit exploratory and introspective (though the comedy of errors each couple makes is only occasionally very funny). It is mostly a realistic look at sex and relationships. It showcases the five couples and the challenge they each have with the sex process in their given scenario. It is very believable and often sensitive, sometimes even sappy. But those are divided by the tease to sex and clever editing. Of course in this movie there is nudity and explicit sex but it is NOT soft core. The clips are cut so short that if that's what your looking for you'd have more luck with Sex in the City. I guess some people found this more of a comedy than I did. I see it more as a voyeuristic look at a cross section of Americans sex in today's world. It is certainly not for everybody but it was interesting and entertaining a few of you may feel the same way about it. Hope this is Helpful!

Lust for Dracula

Lust for Dracula is extremely erotic. This is girl girl soft core pure and simple. As sexy as it is (from the opening scene), I found the concept interesting as well. It is cerebral and abstract in nature suggesting that 'Dracula' is sex and possesses her followers with sexual desire. She takes the form of a woman 'THIRSTY' for sex. There is lost of nudity so if you are not into the cerebral abstract plot watch it for the sex alone and the plot won't be too distracting. If you aren't watching this primarily for the eroticism... then look somewhere else. That is what Lust for Dracula has to offer. Naked girls in Gothic tone settings with some blood here and there. This is not for everyone but for a few of you, check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Blade

Blade is one of my all-time favorite movies! For years I have considered this one of the 'COOLEST' movies I own. I loved the comic book as a kid and young adult. This movie was completely unique when it came out and still stands on top of the entire superhero genre films. In reality blade is a hybrid (in more ways than one) because this superhero / vampire movie has it all. soundtrack. sexy women, blood and LOTS of it, vampires, fight scenes, and the long black coat that may have inspired the wardrobe for the Matrix. Before Blade there was no hero movie that looked like this. There were no Vampire movies that looked like this. Since Blade there have been several attempts at cool martial arts vampire movies (and a few are good) but to me Blade will always be the best of the best. I will never forget the first blood bath club, the ashing or the startle in the morgue. Blade has those cool moments that make you exclaim WHOA!! It has real hearty laughs. It has a raw edgy feel that meets the slick stylish tone. Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson are perfectly suited for the roles. Snipes is an all around badass. The personal conviction the character has to a calling and the struggles he faces to resist the thirst add personality and depth to this fantastic action film. Snipes is at his best here. If you wrote this movie off in the past, give it a chance now. If you haven't seen Blade in years watch it again. It will surprise you thrill it still caries and the stylistic similarities in movies that have followed in the last 10 years. Starting with Matrix. A MUST SEE! Hope this is Helpful!

Starz Inside: Bloodsucking Cinema

This is a recommended watch for all fans of the Vampire genre and lore. Who wouldn't be drawn to the magnificent fantasy of Vampires? Generation after generation the Lore continues. This doc explores the appeal. The obvious attraction of immortality and eternal youth. Then there is the innate sexuality of the creatures, even the biting the neck is sexy. There are some deeper more psychological reasons many of us love the myth. On person speculated that the whole concept helps us find peace with our own mortality, after we determine subconsciously that the price of immorality is too high. There are two sides to the issue of blessing vs curse. Regardless what the appeal, the Vampire genre is going to live forever because society can experience things in these films and stories otherwise considered taboo (i.e. sex, violence, immortality). This is fascinating look back over the last 100 years of Vampires in film and some of the myth back as far as the 1400s. You will see clips from some of your favorite scenes in dozens of movies. I picked out a few titles I missed from the past few decades that I need add to queue and some that I want to re-watch. This is better then the behind the scenes on one DVD because it is the best of many. I enjoyed it thoroughly and I hope you do too. Hope this is Helpful!

Best of Casper: Vol. 1

This collection of Casper episodes is a fantastic trip down memory lane with nostalgia covering the path. These 50 and 60 year old cartoons are just as entertaining today as they ever were. You know the Casper story; an adorable ghost who is lonely and wants to make friends. BUT he is an outcast, a misfit because he's well, A GHOST. so Every one is scared of him. In every episode Casper finds another outcast, lonely and need of a friend or some help and Casper is there when needed. Will Casper ever learn that taping on someone's shoulder is just going to make them run away? I hope not. Even though it happens over and over again these toons have a away of keeping it charming entertaining and funny. Here in VOLUME ONE [see also review for volume two] The first episode starts with Casper writing a note to SANTA CLAUS. He wants a friend. He finds a lonely poor boy. episode 2 its an overweight greyhound racing dog, depressed and ready to quit, episode three a baby ostrich in need of a friend and a hero. It goes on always cute. Always sappy sweet, and always the same lovable Casper. I thoroughly enjoy cartoons from this era. there is a simplicity and a purity that seem lost in much of TV today. If you feel the same way then re-vist these old favorites and they will warm your heart. Hope this is Helpful!

Best of Casper: Vol. 2

Here in VOLUME TWO we have more of the same. [see also my review of volume one.] There is more of the same adorable and predictable Casper stories I previously mentioned but these actually get more unique. Casper plays a role in the Revolutionary War. He helps Little Bo peep find her sheep [after consulting Humpty Dumpty who was frightened off the wall] and when he gets a thank you kiss from Bo Peep and blushes all red well, you can't help but to say "aww shuucks." If you like the sweet pure toons from this era of television, 50+ years ago, you will enjoy this nostalgic flash back. This is a great example cartoons that are still entertaining today. It is cute and sappy and very kid friendly. You will know if this is your type of title. I hope you enjoy the nostalgia or introduce your kids to an original version of the lovable Casper the Friendly Ghost. Hope this is Helpful!

Danny Phantom: Season 1

Danny Phantom is a smart and exciting kids show on Nic. The animation resembles Fairly Odd parents but the themes story lines and characters develop through out the series so that one episode stands on its one but each become increasingly interesting and always entertaining. It is a new generation ghost busters story. Danny Fenton experiences a freak accident and goes part ghost. His fumbling parents don't know. They are wanna-be ghost busters but who always has to come to the rescue, our very own hero Danny Phantom goes ghost and saves the day. His real identity protected by only a few closest trusted friends. This teen superhero experiences all the challenges and comedies that high school presents (girls, teachers, bullies and more) between needing to save the human world from the ghost world. My kids like the show but I think I may like it even more than they do. Its one I try to suggest. I'd much rather watch this with them than many of their other choices. At times I find myself still watching it alone after they moved on. If you are looking for kids shows you won't mind watching, this is one I highly recommend! Hope this is Helpful!

R.L. Stine's Mostly Ghostly

FOR KIDS ONLY!! That is 8-11 would be the target. The kids who are a fan of R.L. Stines books, who enjoy Goosebumps, they will enjoy seeing the characters on film. Even for a Disney Channel movie the acting is really poor. Madison Pettis who plays the young Tara was the one stand out exception. She is charming yes, but could not save the whole show. Overall: cute-ish. Only recommended for kids familiar with the story. I recently made a list of dozens of Halloween Movies for kids that are much better than this one. I think many adults will be distracted by some poor production issues. Hope this is Helpful!

Class of 1999

Set in a futuristic 1999; this is a Sci-Fi B movie Horror. You could say it is like Class of Nuke 'em High meets Terminator. But this is Low budget. It has laughably poor acting, simple FX. I really can not recommend this unless it is nostalgic for you or you really like the 80's cheese. There are a lot of exaggerated explosions and over the top fight scenes (if a used plot and bad acting don't turn you off) you could watch it for those reasons. This idea of 'Robotic teachers gone bad' was an interesting idea that seems to work better in theory than in execution in the case of this film. You decide if your into this type of cheesy B-movie or not. Some people will love the campyness while others will hate it. Either way this should help you decide. Hope this is Helpful!

The Vanguard

The Vanguard is a low budget B-monster movie set in the near future. The blood thirsty monsters were humans infected by a drug created by the government scientists. These creatures resemble the 28 days animals or the 'I am Legend' flesh eaters, a bit more than the Resident Evil zombies but... they are all about the same right? In this case they are not sensitive to light and they can fight. They have the desire to bite infect or kill humans. You have seen this before. In this movie, there is a raw grittiness (low budget feel) that can get a bit distracting. It is not quite B movie extreme enough to be campy nor is it polished enough to be Mainstream. Its more on the edge. With lots of bright red colored movie blood squirting like fountains all over the place, there seems to be a stab at grindhouse but these creatures are not at all scary. The simple plot is: one guy (for reasons you find out in the movie) cannot be infected. He is needed to lead the fight against these mutants. It starts with him narrating and soul searching for a reason to live. At the end... no surprise, he finds his calling. Other than some pretty decent fight scenes that I found cool, there is very little about this to justify a rental, unless you *really* love 'that' plot/genre and B movies. Its not horrible (in this niche) but certainly not special either. Most people will likely be happier to pass on this one. Those of you who must see the flesh eaters anyway, you know who you are. Hope this is Helpful!

Growing Up Creepie: Vol. 1

Growing Up Creepie is a Discovery Kids channel TV series. It really is great television for kids. It stars 'Creepie' a preteen raised by insects. She has a very cool Goth appearance and attitude. She has a lot to learn about mainstream culture but seems to always end up teaching the other students a little something she learned from her adoptive parents. It teaches kids a little about insects, which is great, and reinforces a respect for all living things. We can learn a lot from some insects. The kids will both enjoy this show and learn something too. Even parents will catch a few well mannered jokes the kids missed. I enjoy watching it with my daughter. Discovery Kids has really stepped to the plate with this one. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Another Cinderella Story

This is a cookie cutter story. It needs little explanation because you already know the Cinderella Story. If you enjoy the teen romance meets fairy tale genre and you are into dancing, you will likely appreciate this movie more than the Hillary Duff version; even though they are very similar. Basically, this is like every other Teen Romance - High School film. The basic story is a modernized version of the classic tale so you know how the events are going to unfold, but with two charming leads its worth watching anyway. Selena Gomez is adorable and sincere. Andrew Seeley plays the heartthrob convincingly. Many of the extra characters are stereotyped to such exaggerated extremes (chliche to say the least) that you have to dismiss them as props to advance the story. The Wicked stepmother and the annoying sisters, do becoming distracting more than once. The tender moments (and the less physical comedy) brought on by the romance between the supporting cast, friends of the lead characters, was more to our taste. All of it is a bit cheesy, so if you don't like high school teen romance flicks pass on this. If you like the High School Musical meets Cinderella concept or have pre-teen daughter then give this a shot. Hope this is Helpful!

The Fall

This is an absolute must see of the highest degree. The movie is tragic and dark but with a glimmer of hope shining through. There are many stories built into the layers of this masterpiece. First, obviously, the main plot. Roy Walker is an injured actor bed ridden in a hospital and he meets a young girl with a broken arm, also residing in the hospital. It would appear he has taken an interest in his new 'friend' by telling her this story which unveils the second layer of this tale. The third layer is what we deduce about him through the characters he is depicting in the story he's telling. Fourth is his true intentions and his suicide attempt after manipulating his 'friend' the sweet young girl. But after another twist, and a complete change of heart, the story changes drastically on every level and leads to a beautifully intricate and inspiring conclusion that will leave your heart thoroughly enriched. To say inspiring and heart warming, do not begin to encompass the scope of this epic tale. Yes, in ways this has been compared to Princess Bride for numerous obvious reasons. To me it is much bigger. There is little whimsy here, this is more of a grand Shakespearean Tragedy. This is in a league of its own (in many ways) among modern stories of today. The production is almost as good as the story its self. Beautifully created scenery / locations plus great soundtrack and acting to top it off. Much of the movie is unbelievable fantasy, since it is meant as a metaphor. Without giving away anything more, I simply urge you to add this movie and see it for yourself. If you enjoy epic adventures or tender inspiring stories; weather you like dark twisted tales of depression and death or stories about the innocence and naivety of a young girl (who ultimately has the power to change a mans life). Whatever you like in a movie, if you can appreciate this medium as art above all else, ADD this movie! You will be so glad you did. It is a unique treasure! Hope this is Helpful!

The Last Mimzy

This movie is more specifically for the kids. Yes there is a guise of falling into the sci-fi genre but it skirts the line between sci-fi and pure fantasy. You could call it a Sci-fi Fairy tale. The children are cute but not fantastic actors. The story more than references Alice in Wonderland with a technology edge and some time travel involved. Clever. Entertaining. Not too special for a hardcore sci-fi fan but ideal for a youngster with the same interests. Check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Happily N'Ever After

Clearly most of the reviewers here despised this movie. Yes, it is bizarre and more TV quality but I enjoyed watching it with the kids. The concept was clever. A spin-off popular fairy tales, most specifically Cinderella, but encompassing characters from across the genre. Shrek is a much higher quality production of the same concept, but if you are a fan of fairy tales genre and have kids with a less than a very-high expectation, then I think this should suit just fine. It has a sweet ending and moral with very silly comedy relief. If you are looking for something more pass this over, but if you like a little playful magic and a clever twist on the popular Cinderella Fairy Tale give it a shot. Hope this is Helpful!

Casper

A cute lighthearted story that is a bit sappy and a bit silly, but overall sweet. It is completely unbelievable and yet this character of Casper is lovable and for that we dismiss some plot flaws. It is appropriate for families and will make a nice choice over the Halloween season. It has a bit of a Disney channel movie quality to it so you know what is coming and the lessons are there. Christina Ricci and Bill Pullman have both done better work but it is not too distracting if you like this kind of family movie. This ghostly adventure will not scare the kids but sets the mood for the Halloween season or any time your in the mood for a big father daughter hug. Hope this is Helpful!

The Spiderwick Chronicles

SPECTACULAR!! For a family that loves fantasy this is PERFECT!! My kids loved it but not as much as my wife and I. Freddie Highmore is one of the most talented young actors I have had the privilege to observe. I could compare it to Narnia or Potter or other great fantasy films but none of those kept my kids full attention. This did! There are many exciting and fast paced moments of action. There are beautiful moments of magic and mystery. There is real family drama. The plot is simple but the script is ordained with wit and humor. This great production had top level CGI effects and sensational cast. This is an ABSOLUTE must see! ADD it to your queue now unless you are just going to buy a copy. If you enjoy like Fairy Tales and fantasy you will be happy you did. Hope this is Helpful!

Arthur and the Invisibles

I stumbled across this delightful whimsical tale on my recent comprehensive search through the Fairy Tale genre. I built an extensive List here on NF (you can check it out) and this was a surprising little gem to find along the way. This is a fantastically unique and interesting family movie that will certainly please the kids. A friend compared this to the Wizard of Oz but I found it to be much more like Second Hand Lions / Big Fish meets Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Spiderwick Chronicles with a borrowed idea from the Sword in the Stone. That may be part because the live action that turns into CGI then back again. The animated look of this film is not what we are used to in USA. Its not quite anime but it has more of a video game look to it. Don't let that put you off. The fashion is eccentric but hey, they are Minimoys, how do I know what the hair looks like. =) and yes Princess Selenia is pretty cute for an animated character. Young Freddie Highmore [August Rush, Spiderwick Chronicles] continues to be exceptional with authenticity far beyond his years. The voice cast, once it switches to animation, is different for the English version than the original. It is an impressive cast line up but the voices were not all great. Madonna who voices the princess was terrific along with Highmore. The rest were passable for a film that the kids loved so dearly. After accidentally finding this movie, I ordered a copy of the movie and the book for my family to own. The action is exciting and the romance sweet. The story is charming and even though it is predictable it is very entertaining. I recommended watching this with the kids. Hope this is Helpful!

Taxi to the Dark Side

This is a very intense and revealing Documentary. Much of the tone is accusatory to the Bush Administration. The facts *are* there to back up the allegations. Rarely does a Documentary actually *change* my point of view. I believed that torture was only used to extract valuable information. I believed that detainees were terrorists. I had no idea that less than 1% of the people captured and help were real terrorists and that very little useful or credible information is obtained through torture. I appreciated in this documentary that they took the time to share a better way. Even John Mcain got positive air time here to condemn the practice of torture and as a previously tortured POW he would know this is an in-effective method. I was appalled to hear ten the Bush administration pressured him on this issue but it is clear where his stance against this practice truly is. So even the Republicans think this is wrong not just the anit-Bush Democrats. One of the captures pointed out on film that if you weren�t a terrorist before being captured afterwards you probably would be because of how you have been treated. Point the spot light on these serious atrocities against mankind is one step in the right direction. I know this issue is going to be addressed by the president that has to follow the Bush administration (whom-ever that maybe). Recommended watch! [reviewed Oct.08] Hope this is Helpful!

Return to Never Land

Do you believe in magic? In this sequel Wendy is Grown and has children. She is still telling the stories of Peter Pan. Now to her own children. This time around it is the older daughter Jane who is the doubter. Instead of Wendy not wanting to grow up (in the former) it would seem here that her daughter Jane has been forced to grow up too fast. The night before an emergency evacuation from London, is the context from which this tale unfolds. Hook shows up in London and kidnaps (young Wendy he thinks) Jane by accident. Young Jane doubts even what she sees before her eyes and is fervently trying to find a way home. Her lack of faith in Tinker Bell's magic nearly destroys her. After a deal with Hook went horribly wrong Jane has a complete change of heart. It then becomes 'Jane to the rescue'. This movie is more about the girls than the former. It has much more silliness in the exaggerated slapstick antics that makes it seem more specifically targeted at the younger children but it still has the charm you expect from a classic fairy tale. Great lines and touching music. Faith trust and pixie dust! If you have a bit of a romantics heart you will LOVE this very happy ending to an endearing story as the Peter Pan story continues forever. Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

The Wizard of Oz

This is a VERY low budget abbreviated version of the classic Wizard of OZ story. The animation is low grade, even for 1991 (when I believe this was originally released, even though NF says 2004 DVD). Only a few of the key elements were changed but it is not exactly an accurate copy. The 1925 version and the 1939 version are not exactly appropriate for a 2, 3 & 4 year old children. The company I watched this with was completely satisfied by the corny animation and voices. Also, the actual running time was closer to 20 minutes. The same amount of time of a Saturday Morning cartoon after commercials, so the toddlers were able to follow along completely. Finally, there is absolutely nothing scary in this one. So, the bottom line, is that this version will NOT satisfy a nostalgic adult, but it will introduce your youngster to these characters and the story. My kids have watched it several times already. Hope this is Helpful!

Michael Phelps: Greatest Olympic Champion: The Inside Story

If you are a Phelps Fan then this is an absolute must. If you haven't heard of Michael Phelps then you must have been hiding under a rock during the 2008 Summer Olympic games. I am sure most of you who watched as much Olympics as you could (like myself summer 2008) heard so much about Phelps you nearly tired of the story. Still, all the personal interviews and the home life beside the work regiment of this EXCEPTIONAL athlete is surprisingly fascinating and the DVD very well done. If you missed any of the moments of magic there is an option on the DVD to select just the races though I enjoyed the full feature. To me what stands out about this young man is his humility and positive attitude. That and he trains very hard on top of his natural gifts. In short, no other Athlete has ever won 8 gold medals in one Olympic games or top his career total (which will likely grow in London 2012). This is a great recap to the biggest story of the 2008 Olympics. For those of you who missed this entire journey this will bring up to speed, for those of you who were watching the spectacle unfold, this will allow you to relive the moments. Amazing! Hope this is Helpful!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[3*s] I must admit I was very disappointed with this movie. Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell (a personal favorite) were great and Jason Segel was fine but the somewhat self-pitying depressed tone of most of the movie was annoying. We get it, heart break. The un-rated nudity and the sex humor balance it out a little bit. If you want to see ALL of Jason Segel (more than I did) you will see it multiple times. The unlikely romance tried to add charm, and it worked to a point but much of it lacked sizzle. It was cute but largely mediocre. Its OK for one view but I hoped for more. Hope this is Helpful!

Peter Pan

There have been many versions of Peter Pan over the years, and yet more than 50 years later, not one other stands out more to me than this original. This version of the classic tale has all the charm and magic that a children's tale should have. Additionally, it is a fantastic story perfectly suited for film. There is a depth here I forgot about until this time through. My daughter pointed out the same voice did the Dad and Hook. We had the opportunity to discuss what Hook represents in Wendy's life. Some went over her level of understanding. Nonetheless, my children today loved the movie as much as I did years ago and even my parents before that. The animation is superb and surprisingly not overly dated. The voices are exaggerated but fun. The song are catchy and cute. The subject of the songs is slightly dated in at least one case. The 'Red Man' is not a politically correct stereotype and is evidence of 1953, before Disney was more conscious of this sort of error. All the rest of the movie remains relevant and timeless. A perfect fantasy for boys and girls of all ages. My wife and I enjoyed it as much as the kids did. I strongly recommend re-visiting this timeless classic! Hope this is Helpful!

Penelope

NO SPOILERS EVER!!! that is just silliness! Review Penelope: Charming! This sweet modern Fairy Tale is a great choice for all ages. It is a unique twist on the classic fairytale romance. This modern live action film is funny at times, and has a very light-hearted bedtime story tone. Still, it has some very significant morals that all families should discus. The script is clever though not entirely original. We all found it thoroughly entertaining! My wife and I enjoyed the social commentary and the psychology. A rich young girl always hidden from the world is bound to be a bit confused. My children loved the physical comedy, (a bit over the top but in fun). Cristina Ricci is surprisingly innocent and delicate in this role. The entire cast is stellar as well. I stumbled across this while creating a Comprehensive Fairy Tales list on NF and I am so glad I did. This is a great addition to the genre. If you are a fan of the magic and morals of a modern Fairy Tale, this is a great one (of many I found) not to be missed. Hope this is Helpful!

Goal! The Dream Begins

If you are a fan of soccer, or the sports movie genre it will help you accept the melodramatic tone of this fantastic but formulaic sports drama. If you can appreciate the genre this is a must see! At the moments when a tear was supposed to come to the eye, this film had what it takes to evoke the necessary emotions - several times throughout. To see a young man come to terms with his father; and to reach for his dream. To stretch for his goals he must make the sacrifice. I can forgive predictability when it is truly touching, and the fancy footwork is dazzling as well. Worth watching! Hope this is Helpful!

True Blood: Season 1

I am a long time fan of Vampire Lore. This is a very unique series even for HBO. This series deals with the racism of Humans accepting the Vampires into mainstream society. It is dark and gritty but very intimate as well. This is not just about the violence like the Blade Series or Buffy; nor is it just about the Sex, though both are very present. This is more of a real life drama about real people and 'real' vampires (were the situation to be). The genre has never seen anything quite like this. Similar to the politics of Mutants being accepted in the X-men but a with a much more authentic feel. Interview with a Vampire / Queen of the Dammed are great but the depth the True Blood series takes these issues is astounding, not to mention entertaining. I was hooked immediately. This is an HBO series and therefore clearly for Mature audiences only. If you follow the genre, you will not want to miss this! Hope this is Helpful!

Grampa's Silly Scaries

What a pleasant find. I love seeing Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) again. He hosted this line up of true Classic Cartoon Legends. Some of these I even remember seeing on TV like the Spider and the Flies in the cobweb motel. GREAT stuff! Be sure to check out my friend SweetHavenRIPs review also. Thanks for alerting me to this. =) My kids loved these and so do my parents. NOSTALGIC! Yes, it is campy and loaded with cheese but there is a charm to these Toons that came so many years before CGI. Enjoy them with the whole family. Hope this is Helpful!

The King and I

The King and I-- is a very decent version of the old story, particularly for kids. The King and I is a musical by Rodgers and Hammerstein. Its script is based on the book Anna and the King of Siam by Margaret Landon (1944) then a play and a 1956 movie available on NF. I have been putting together a comprehensive NF list of classic Fairy Tales and ran across this one. While the story is more fact based than magic based it still watches like a children's story and therefore warrants the list. I would say comparatively it does fall short of many of Disney/Pixar greats but the slightly annoying voice and the silly antics of the King were easily overlooked by my four year old who absolutely loved the movie on Instant Watching. There are a few of the deeper political / social issues that are brought into question and challenged. Of course in the book for adults that plays a bigger part and goes essentially unnoticed by young children in this version. The animation is less than perfect and the the voices and accents are mediocre but the story is cute and successfully entertains the children who are less picky about those details. Worth a peek. Hope this is Helpful!

Snow Angels

This movie made me VERY angry!! I hated everything about the horrific situations and the stupid foolish characters. Most of the time I wanted to smack them ALL up side the head with a 2x4, shouting "Use your brain you moron!" The characters ALL make bad decisions and end up paying the ultimate price. Bad things seem SO MUCH worse when they happen to 4 year old girls. Maybe it is because I have one; but this movie made me terribly ANGRY! It starts out sad in the beginning because poor choices are wrecking everyone life. The depressing tone goes from bad to worse and the horrible ending will leave you so depressed you may want to die! It is AWFUL!! And yet, I couldn't shut it off. The cast the acting and the overall production are all brilliantly done; to make you feel so wretched! Kate Beckinsale is beautiful and authentic. Sam Rockwell plays mentally unstable perfectly. But the ONLY likable lead character was played by Michael Angarano who played Arthur Parkinson. This young man has a bright future. Prepare yourself; if you are going to watch this movie, to see the amazing acting, be sure to take your Prozac before and after watching. You're going to need it. There is NOTHING feel good here. Not for everyone. Terrific and horrific both. I'm torn between 5*s and 1* so we'll call it almost 3. It is heavy, intense and horrible, but if you think you can handle it, well then check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

88 Minutes

After reading some ho-hum reviews declaring this films mediocrity I lowered my expectations for it, and in return I was pleasantly surprised. I understand the reservations on it though. This is a cookie cutter thriller. You could say it falls more into the "who-dun-it" murder mystery category with a couple chases and explosions. If you like the genre this is a solid performance by Al Pacino and it is certain to please. They drop a few too many clues though and so if you are good at these puzzles you may figure it out. I really prefer to be surprised but I still found it entertaining and a lot of fun to watch. Hope this is Helpful!

EDtv

I was not expecting to love EDtv. It seemed like a 'been done before' story. After DVRing this on cable I finally watched it (just to free up space). WOW. I still can't say it was spectacular, but voyeuristicly I couldn't stop watching. Yes, it has many flaws, some week acting and very goofy situation but the characters are lovable and captivating. I wish I had watched this sooner. Check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Made of Honor

Made of Honor is a great date movie. It is charming and sweet and very heartfelt. Patrick Dempsey is magnificent at portraying the heartache he feels through the movie. The plot may seem a bit improbable, but it is a vehicle to explore the emotional journey. It is nothing new; very similar to My Best Friend's Wedding. This is exactly what you expect from a movie of this genre. I would say there is more romance than comedy, (a few good chuckles) but the characters are interesting and the cast is entertaining. If you need something unique and extraordinary you may not consider this what your looking for, but if you are a fan of this genre and have a sweetheart to cuddle up too during the movie it will be sure to please. Hope this is Helpful!

The Cleaner: Season 1

The Cleaner is my favorite NEW show on TV this season. Benjamin Bratt is truly at his very best. The fresh concept provides a plethora of interesting stories. Some of the scenarios are more exciting and intense than others. This show is based on the true story of a man who put his life on the line to help others. I find it very moving. To see the up and down struggles that lead character William Bank goes through personally is a good message too. This 'hero' of sorts is also not perfect but tries hard to do what he can to help others. He had a dirty past with addiction and prison and now feels like helping others get out and get 'clean' makes up for some of his wrong doing in the past. That is what drives him. Is he pushing too hard that his family is still suffering? You be the judge. The majority of the cast is great, though a few of the guest performances on the show, with so many new people each week, vary from exceptional to poor but overall production value is very solid. I can not comment on the accuracy of these types of scenarios or the likelihood his methods would but I can say for an outsider it feels very intense and often emotional. The fact that it is based on a true story must mean something. Regardless, the show is very worth watching from the beginning. A few of the episodes don't drive the story line very far but stick with it. Things become very interesting. RECOMMENDED. Hope this is Helpful!

Batman: Gotham Knight

This is a MUST see for all Batman Fans and especially for Anime junkies! If you happen to be both then just purchase the DVD outright. I should have known I was going to. Anime is the perfect medium to show the dark and twisted emotions that DC comics dares to tackle; and few if any are done better than this Batman collection. The Gotham City in this collection is following the end of Batman Begins. This series of short episodes really should follow that movie to fully understand the sate of the city. It is a stellar supplement bridging the Batman Begins and the Dark Night movies. That said I have never seen a better job at displaying how imagination and rumor distort images. Batman: Gotham Knight is stellar. In these episodes you will see how fear and pain effect perception of surroundings and the abstract lines used in this anime art was the perfect medium for it. Warning: this is PG-13 for a reason. It is not appropriate for young children. Not only is it graphic but the subjects are heavy. I HIGHLY recommend this one. Hope this is Helpful!

The Forbidden Kingdom

This is a great mainstream Kung Fu flick in league with BulletProof Monk. It is Lighthearted and should not be taken too seriously, and yet to martial arts legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan work together for the first time in this film. The cinematography is fantastic. The pacing can be a bit slow at times but over all a is great family friendly fun. The light use of Chinese symbolize and the return of the traditional character of the Monkey King will be caught by hardcore martial arts fans but the movie will appeal to the main stream viewers as well. Very worth watching. With moderate expectations will be pleased. Hope this is Helpful!

Death Race

VIOLENT violent violent. Death and destruction. Graphic mutilation. The movie title is based off the 70's movie but this one watches much more like a violent video game. This is going to be a love it or hate it type movie. If you love cars / races, big guns, graphic killing, and Jason Stathom; you'll love this flick. If you are looking for a mentally stimulating film, you'll not find it here. This is a movie that you should sit back with a beer and big bowl of salty snacks, turn the volume up and the higher brain functions off; and just enjoy the massively testosterone driven, mindless, primal entertainment. It is pitched as modern day Gladiators, and the shoe fits. This version is much more dark and gritty than its campy predecessor. The plot has changed significantly as well. I like this one better. This updated version takes place in a prison with viewers buying online subscriptions to view the race/game. The wicked woman warden is lining her pockets by killing off convicted felons in this gory game. Additionally they ship in hot chicks from the womens prison to accompany the men. This adds some eye candy to the otherwise very gory film. I must admit this is everything I tend to enjoy in a movie (minus a great script) but the assets more than make up for a few short-comings. ADD it! Enjoy it! Hope this is Helpful!

Bandidas

This movie is a 'cute' Western comedy. Yes, I said CUTE and Western in the same sentence. It is certainly campy and light. This Western comedy takes two female leads and adds a heavy serving of 'sweet' femininity to a historically masculine genre. The genre dictates big action scenes that do not disappoint but they are with out question extremely predictable. The premise of the movie is completely far fetched -- well beyond believable, but it is forgivable since the leads are so much fun to watch. Hayek and Cruz are Terrific. They are funny, sexy and entertaining. Their chemistry is perfect. They make very unique characters within this very typical plot line. The "kissing lessons" are hilarious and even kind-of hot. Steve Zahn is equally entertaining. Sprinkle in some gun fights, bank robberies and a train heist, plus a few explosions and this becomes a fun new look at an old genre in film. Very worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

I'm Not There

This movie is extremely challenging on many many levels. It is challenging to watch. Nothing is set on the table in black and white. It is an artsy symbolic jumble of gray that must be cyphered to make sense of the message; and then further explicated to find the parallel, the allegorical portrait, of the life of Bob Dylan. If you like to be puzzled and enjoy being forced to work out meaning point and message of a movie, you may enjoy this. It takes much more than just a Bob Dylan fan. Much of the movie will be lost on most audiences unless you truly a Dylan Fanatic. Its a love it or hate it film and most people will know which they are going to be just by reading these reviews. Yes, I enjoy the music the man and even the era. I also enjoy the process of working to sort out a message and still I found this movie exhausting, to think through. It is slow, and it is long but in some ways it is brilliant. The performances by a great cast are impressive and the music is sensational. For some people this move will make them feel smart. To say "I get it," may satisfy some people but unless you love both the era and the abstract poetic style you may find the movie to be more work than its worth. Regardless what you decide, let this be a warning the movie is not for everyone. Hope this is Helpful!

The Take

John Leguizamo, is great. The movie still fails to thrill. Much of the movie is sad and depressing. It is the slow motion train wreck of a mans life. Then he reaches a predicable threshold and the conclusion is rapid and a bit paint by numbers. The overall gritty feel and the potential for other plot twists kept me watching yet in the end I was entertained but slightly underwhelmed. This maybe a must for John Leguizamo fans but other than a handful of great scenes the rest of the movie had a low budget feel and a slow pace that may leave many viewers interested but a bit bored. Hope this is Helpful!

Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired

Anyone who it interested in the life and work of Roman Polanski will find this documentary fascinating. I knew very little of the scandal but I did hear he was not allowed in the USA to receive the Oscar he won. My facts were a little off. Turns out this genius is a broken man with a sordid history and and the doc reveals all. This one is not for everyone, but is is well made, and interesting especially for those who are naturally curious about these things. It did evoke some mixed feeling from me. Hope this is Helpful!

MonsterQuest: Season 1

MonsterQuest is a fascinating and entertaining Nature Show produced by the History Channel and very well made. I enjoyed this as much (maybe even more than) the Future is Wild! -see review. This is not to be viewed as scientific fact but as speculation on behalf of the believers. No skeptics are going to be 'converted' with the sketchy questionable footage but some discoveries raise questions. Yes, questions which may remain unanswered, but certainly leave room for what if... I enjoyed some episodes much more than others. The Giant Squid seems much more believable to me than Sasquatch. I am very skeptical of some of the content and YET: I watched with keen interest to see the wild stories some eccentric believers had to tell and also some surprisingly thought provoking theories on behalf of the explorers and scientists. Cryptozoology is the study of "Hidden Animals" who's existence has not been substantiated. It is entertaining. You do not need to be a believer to enjoy this series but if you *are* already this may be the proof you need. For most of us, entertaining the idea of things that 'could maybe' be is simply fun. Thus, the theorists in many fields (paranormal / extraterrestrial). Why not in Nature? Do not rent this to be convinced! If that is your quest PASS on this series. Rent this to be entertained by how adamantly others believe and decide for yourself. If you can do that; then you will enjoy the series as much as I did. You decided. I hope this is Helpful!

Drive-In Madness

Classic Cult Horror fans pay attention: This is a must see! This is targeted at a niche market who specifically appreciate these types of B movies. This Documentary is a Nostalgia fest, compilation of dozens of B movie horror classic trailers and clips. Many great scenes from horror favorites are collected here. Even more names dropped, of titles I remember or missed and need to re-visit. Night of the Living Dead, The Possession of Nurse Sherri, Dracula Vs. Frankenstein, Satan's Sadists, The Wasp Woman, and SO many more greats I remember and some I missed, like Naughty Stewardesses. Pen in hand, my Phatz' DRIVE-IN exploitation list is now over 200 titles. The fantastic interviews maybe 20 years old but these campy bad great titles haven't changed at all, so this Doc is as good as new today. With fascinating interviews with George Romero, Tom Savini, Forrest Ackerman, John A. Russo and more; narrated by James Karen it was everything a nostalgic horror fan could hope for. If you love the 60's 70's 80's Horror/exploitation classics don't miss this. If you missed the era and want a glimpse into the cult horror genre, check out this 84 minute history lesson on what you missed. Not for the squeamish! I have added about 30 titles to my queue that I must revisit or that I missed. Enjoy this gem! Hope this is Helpful!

Outlaw

Outlaw is an interesting movie. It is certainly worth watching once. I give it 3.5*s. The concept is great but the production value is barely adequate. Despite some amateur filming and low budget fights / kills; the movie had a very authentic grittiness to it. In-fact some of the violence seemed more documentary style and therefore more shocking than it would have if it was clearly a big budget motion picture 'make believe' feel. The story is closest to Green Street Hooligans in my mind. And it somewhat celebrates the act of violence. This is not be a universal ethical belief but I would have to say it works well for vicarious living, also known as entertainment =). There seemed to be a lack of great depth in the plot but... it was fun to watch and even sickly satisfying until you start to question where the line of vengeance and punishment cross over into senselessness. Not earth-shattering, but if you have time for an interesting violent film, (Green Street Hooligans meets Fight Club with a moral code as loose as the Punisher) then check this out. Not your thing? You may want to pass. Either way I hope this is Helpful!

Zathura

Zathura is a fun thrill ride for the kids and myself as well. I can't help but to make the comparison to Jumanji; and I'll quickly admit Zathura is superior to Jumanji (10 years its predecessor). You will need to suspend disbelief and enter this fantasy with imagination and an open mind (comes naturally for the kids). In short the Zathura transports the 'very special' house into a universe controlled by the rules of the game. Why exactly they go floating through space is never answered clearly but it allows for some fun situations. My four year old thought the lizard men were a bit scary but she loved em anyway. There is a little bit of unnecessary language for a PG film but that aside the two boys are really quite good kid actors. Dax Shepard plays the astronaut (though not as funny as Without a Paddle). The movie has some laughs. It has a good moral, a lesson to love your family and great CGI that will entertain all age groups. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Crap Shoot: The Documentary

2.5* Oh Crap Shoot!! Ken Close is supposedly a genius brainiac making a wanna-be "documentary" about what it takes to make a great film / blockbuster. The problem is that he tries SO hard to inject the film with far too much dry humor that falls *completely* flat, that it kills much of what could have been a fascinating scientific Documentary. As a film geek, I was interested in the science behind why people love specific movies and types of movies. He started into the brain's chemical responses to pain and pleasure the beta-endorphins produced and more. But the week mockumentary feel made the legitimate facts loose all credibility. He also showed that it was entirely scripted and in fact he was not true statistics at all. If this was supposed to be funny it failed. Then he used other gimmicks like: the girl who's brain they were monitoring was standing in her underwear. OK so I like scantily-clad ladies as much as the next guy but the credibility is lost completely. There were many attempts at spoofing other documentaries. Maybe a jab or two at Michael Moore's The Big One and Cooperation were slightly amusing. There is another jab at SuperSize Me and a couple other Docs; but overall I would have preferred a more authentically scientific Documentary, OR a truly hilarious Mocumentary but this tried both and seemed to miss the mark. The day it released on DVD NF also made it available on Instant Watching. Well, for me it was odd enough that it was actually worth a free view on IW but had I wasted a slot on my queue for it, I'd be bit more perturbed. So check it out, at your own risk; don't say I didn't warn you. =) Hope this is Helpful!

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is a whimsical tale of magic and friendship; personal discovery and self efficacy. A tale of life and of love and of death. It is real. There is sadness, but ultimately it is BEAUTIFUL! The playful nature requires you to look through a child's eyes. Why is there a zebra in the bedroom? Because; period. =) Fun abounds, with entertaining puppets and simple CGI it may not wow you, but my whole family was entertained. Props for appealing to the kids, wife and myself. Hoffman is an off-kilter eccentric and seemed like any minute we was going to admit to being Martian, but alas as Magic as he is, his time must end and his legacy must be passed on. Struggling, young, depressed, Molly Mahoney (Natalie Portman) needs to find the magic inside herself to fill Magorium large shoes. FAITH. Just believe in the magic. Predictable? Sure. But entertaining throughout. Kid actor Zach Mills is adorable. This is a family film you will all enjoy. Yes, be aware, if you have not talked about death with the kids the subject comes up, but it is tactful (and it is never too early to have the conversation). It takes nothing away from the great dazzle and sizzle of this colorful family film. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Oban Star-Racers: Vol. 2: The Oban Cycle

Oban Star-Racers: Vol. 2: The Oban Cycle is very fun family friendly Anime. There is more focus on racing then on fighting and none of the violence is gruesome. While this is not targeted at children I was comfortable watching it in there presence and still fully enthralled. the animation is great at times and cheesy at others but overall it is a fun series very worth watching. This Along with Avatar Air Bender, are what I consider to be good Starter Anime for someone not sure about the genre yet. and also sufficient for Anime Veterans. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Graduation

For a movie I knew nothing about (and had never even heard of) this was surprisingly entertaining. It is very similar to the movie Best Men in several ways but change the wedding to a graduation and make the scale in this one much smaller (also eliminated some great stars replace with newcomers). So what does 'Graduation' have going for it? It hard to say exactly why the characters are charming and likable. The script is not completely original. The acting is a bit melodramatic at times. The budget feel a bit tight. Nothing impressive happens and yet it left me VERY satisfied. If you are selecting only the best of the best for your queue skip this one. I am certain some people are going to have issue with the production value and the acting. This feels like decent Independent Film to me with a tight budget but they did what they could. If you are looking for something that has missed mainstream and has a very understated tone, interesting characters (and in short is an intriguing High School Heist film); give this one a shot. Hope this is Helpful!

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

This is an interesting version of the Jekyll & Hyde story. Of the many movies and adaptations of the story this one is certainly very modified/altered and "updated." The injection he takes in this version is nano-bots. The location is Los Angeles. And there are many other changes too; including things like Hyde having his own apartment to rape a torture girls. It is pretty sick like that. Tony Todd is really pretty good as both characters. The transformation from Jekyll to Hyde is not too bad of an effect. There are many flaws and some really bad bloody prosthetics. The number one problem though is, the two cops in this film are *TERRIBLE!* Their acting is rigid and choppy. Their lines are over top and ridiculous. Everything about the two detectives needs to be removed from the movie to even make it tolerable. The other cast members are not great either but they are not as bad (and next to the stand out 'sore thumb' characters) they all look tolerable enough. The murders and the blood are done with low budget campy film tricks and fake costume blood. A bit ridiculous! All in all, there was some good scenes, but *only a very few* redeeming attributes. The idea was a good one, but the poor direction and effects were just too much to look past, despite Todd's best effort. I always try to find the good in a movie. There was some; but so little that I really can NOT recommend the movie unless you are a huge Tony Todd fan; OR if you are a big fan of the Jekyll and Hyde story and you feel the need to see this current remake, (even though it does no justice to the original story). Hope this is Helpful!

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

I am not an avid reader but in school one series of books I *did* enjoy were The Chronicles of Narnia. I now own the collector set and the tape set. In the books Price Caspian (book #2 following The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe) was not my favorite of the books. The movie also falls far short of the first. It is not the filmmakers fault simply C.S. Lewis wrote a different type book here. Expect more again from #4 Silver Chair and the most from #7 The Last Battle. I hope the movies go all the way. This movie, Prince Caspian is great for what it is, a decent action adventure fantasy, with our heroes returning for an epic battle to save Narnia. The movie lacks completely the fantastic allegorical subtext the first one had. The character depth is shallow and a cheesy sappy romance thrown (unnecessarily) on top. With less plot to work with the produces did an AMAZING job with CGI and spectacular fight scenes. The movie went back and forth setting up for a battle; battle starts goes bad for one side recedes, next battle set up goes well for one side at first then the other then back then forth then recedes. If you like long epic battles, (Troy) you will love this. Unfortunately, it is not going to work as well for the younger kids in the audience. The cast is great, especially Peter Dinklage as a favorite character Trumpkin. It is very worth watching, and I was happy to see it in the theater but don’t expect nearly the caliber of the first movie. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Untraceable

Untraceable is a solid and entertaining cyber-crime thriller. It would be great Television, though as a feature film it lacked a little luster. But it is still worth watching. I would have been very pleased with it as a season finale for one of the popular crime/drama TV shows. The torture scenes were graphic and probably the most shock value aspect of the film. Diane Lane is consistently and predictably solid as a lead. The rest of the cast is just decent. The killer in this could certainly have been more scary. If you are really into internet and computer techy stuff, and some of what is actually possible to do with them, you will find this fascinating from that aspect. As thrillers go its pretty much just a decent one. Don't rush into it with any expectations but if you stumble across this one with nothing else to see, you maybe entertained for over an hour. Hope this is Helpful!

Teeth

Expecting a low budget campy inde flick, "Teeth" actually has a much higher production value than I expected. The biggest surprise was the laughs. I never found the film horrifying, though it was quite shocking from time to time. It is not the type of film that is going to make you scared to leave home. As a Gore/Comedy I found it absolutely hilarious. The blood squirting was a real riot. What a great concept, "vag*n@ dentata." I even looked it up on line after the movie. Who would have thought. The plot is rather oblivious and although you see it coming a mile away, I found my hollering "No don't do it, don't, no OOOHHH!! He did!!" [queue the laughter]. LOL. The film never crosses over into gritty exploitation but it is certain not for every one. The female nudity is limited one tasteful scene, and of coarse there is teen sex. Some scenes are rather graphic (with male privates) but even for those hiding their eyes and peering through fingers, it is much more fun that I expected. "Teeth" is VERY worth watching; if for nothing more than its sheer originality and solid entertainment value. ENJOY! Hope this is Helpful!

The Car

This was a very worthwhile entertaining hour and half. I am certain I watched this on TV in the past but I recently viewed the DVD now available. Although this 1977 film is quite dated and a bit campy it is also very fun! A killer car attacking the residents of a small desert town. =) It really does work! I can't call this a scary horror. There is absolutely no gore, no blood or death on film, it is just off the screen. So, while you feel all the tension, there is none of the shock. That will appeal to some viewers and frustrate others. The plot is simple but quite effective. The characters are interesting. The acting is a bit questionable at times (bordering campy) and sets very dated. The tone is creepy but not quite scary. This movie is certainly far more tame than Christine which came about 6 year later. The Car itself is what makes this movie. Very Cool! A perfect menacing design than seems to have eyes peering through you and the taunting horn. Yes there are a few flaws and its a bit dated but this movie was very much worth revisiting! Take a jog down memory lane see how this 30+ year old thriller/horror still entertains today. Hope this is Helpful!

Senior Skip Day

Senior Skip Day "Unrated" - "Uncut" you probably expect a National Lampoon-ish teenager's sex comedy. Well it is almost that, but falls just a bit flat. The movie is not terrible but has many flaws. There is a reference to Ferris Bueller's Day Off at one point and it would seem that is the greatest influence here. The plot is competently obvious. The jokes are mostly bearable with a few quite funny moments to counter the lame ones. Larry Miller is entertaining, that is for certain; and Tara Reid is (wow, why couldn't we see more of her in the film?). The narration (by Gary Lundy) used to move the plot along seemed like a crutch to cover the somewhat week typical writing, and gets annoying from time to time. There was much less nudity than you would have expected, only two breast shots. Of course there is the sexual tension and themes throughout the whole movie. Overall; it is almost what you would expect but falls just a little short even for fans of the teen sex comedy genre. Not recommended for most viewers but tolerable for a small niche of NL fans. Hope this is Helpful!

Turok: Son of Stone

Turok: Son of Stone is an adaptation of a 1950's comic book series. As geek as I am, I was not familiar with original series only the later 90's one. So I did a little google research on this Dinosaur Hunter, and turned up a layout of the covers. Many of the covers were clearly scenes from the movie; which give me a good indication this stuck very close to it. I found the movie to be a ton of fun to watch. TommyC65 wrote a fantastic review as well, explaining the action here is absolutely non stop! The animation is a bit similar to Lady Death. This is not for children; very violent, but thematically it is probably OK for teenagers (15-16 and up) in my opinion. This Movie respectfully celebrates Native American culture and finally delivers the great pulp hero to the screen. It has a great old-school feel but with top notch voices and a great screen play, with decent animation. This is recommended especially for Comic Book Anime fans and for anyone who is looking for a fast paced action adventure fantasy. WARNING (decapitation and one instance of cannibalism: not for the easily offended). Hope this is Helpful!

Speed Racer

Admittedly, I went into this with extremely high hopes. As a huge fan of the 60s flashy kid-friendly anime series, I was certain Id be let down by a live action adaptation of an old favorite. How can you possibly transform the dazzle & flare of anime into a live action movie? Leave it to the Wachowskies to surprise everyone -again! This is live action anime! WHOA! I wouldn't have thought it possible. I expect many people will be turned off by the odd, overly-exaggerated feel of everything; but it suits what they wanted to accomplish. From the extremely technicolor wardrobe to the spinning colorful pinwheels taking over the screen, to the acting style - melodramatic, to the over the top unbelievable scenarios; this movie is simply huge! You need to suspend all disbelief. You need to use your imagination - approach this with an open mind (natural for children) simply enjoy the thrills. You can turn off most of your brain. The simple plot requires little thought, just be ready to enjoy the beautiful display of visuals and the thrills of the white knuckle races. It may seem stylistically that the weapons & gadgets the cars were equipped with went overboard, making it seem fake and game like; but once you start using imagination you might as well go all the way with it. Your kids will find it easy to watch even if you roll your eyes a few times. In addition to all the excitement, there are many very funny moments. My favorite - the John Goodman Fight Scenes. The intense build up to the final race is spectacular. I felt the same butterflies in my stomach that Speed must have felt. At the end I welled up, satisfied, with pride and joy like he were my own son. I'll wager, you let out at least one yelp during the movie; at least one cheer for Speed, at least one GO-SPEED-RACER GO! A must see for all fans of the original series! A strong recommendation for anime fans looking for something a bit different. A solid recommendation for everyone else as well. Hope this is Helpful!

Meet Bill

Wow! What a pleasant surprise to find a refreshing pure comedy with interesting and likeable characters and a decent script played by a phenomenal cast with magnificent chemistry. I cannot believe I haven't heard more buzz about this movie. It deserves some props in my opinion. Aaron Eckhart is absolutely sensational! He has the perfect laid back chill that evolves into primal frustration with the condition of things and eventually moves him to change. His job his wife his life, its all falling apart at the same time he gets roped into being a mentor. The kid gives him perspective. The chemistry Eckhart has with the kid he is 'supposed to be' mentoring is just amazing. Young actor Logan Lerman is mature beyond his years as an actor and in the role he plays as Bill's student and friend. The laughs come in the movie on a regular basis but it is the way I like a comedy; laid back and not in your face with jokes. The funny situations are part of the plot and not distractions from it. Elizabeth Banks and Jessica Alba are really solid; as well as the rest of the ensemble cast. Hope this is Helpful!

Indie Sex

This Documentary is not for everyone. It is explicit but it is not vulgar, the artist look at nudity sex and censorship. There are of course many scenes shown here. The subjects covered range from ratings and censorship to exploitation and teen films, even cultural differences from America to other countries. The variety of perspectives and opinions is refreshing. This is going to make some people uncomfortable but it is fascinating still. If you are not offended by the graphic scenes and subjects consider checking it out. First watch This Film is not yet rated, will give an early taste for what is in store here. The doc is very well made but not always easy to watch, and certainly not for most viewers. The most interesting aspect of the film to me was listing a huge number of movies I have yet to see, that made a cultural impact in the distant (the classic at the beginning of film itself) up to the very recent past. I recommend this but � with some hesitation. Hope this is Helpful!

P.S. I Love You

This is pure romance at its most rich! Sweet, endearing, charming heart-warming and moving. Yes, I am a man; while barely a romantic, I am too often bored by love stories. This captivating love story is focused and sincere. There are no goofy gimmick subplots for comedic relief. It is completely believable, and yet very clever. I don't typically picture Hilary Swank in this type of role so it took some adjusting but I warmed to it quickly. The rest of the cast is amazingly stellar. I could make a list but just look, fantastic from each one! With only one exception a charter that I didn't particularly care for in the story and the actor who did what he could with it. That aside, I am giving the movie 4.5 stars! As romantic love stories go this is top notch. Clearly if you are not a fan the genre, pass, because this is exactly what it should be. For you who want to be moved to tears of sadness and of joy this is an absolute must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Over Her Dead Body

Going into this movie I expected very little. I did not expect earth-shattering wit or great Oscar winning performances. I got what I expect AND a little bit more. Lake Bell steals the show with great charm and tenderness; and yet the movies steers clear of the 'overly sappy' line. Eva Longoria plays an extremely jealous girlfriend/fiancee as well as you could hope despite a few clearly corny moments. For the most part the jokes are sincerely funny and the humor only falls into cliches and physical comedy a few times. Paul Rudd is fantastic and Jason Biggs is well... same old Biggs. =) It seldom gets overly goofy though. The plot is a bit predictable but what romantic comedy isn't? Overall, if you can except the story line at face value, the movie is certainly worth watching. Earth-shattering? No. Entertaining? Yes. A good choice for some light -hearted easy viewing; especially with a date. Hope this is Helpful!

Lady Death

I really liked this Instant Watch Anime selection. I am a comic book geek but other than the basic premise of Lady Death I did not follow the comics. This is a cool bloody violent Anime Super Heroine. Yes the story is a bit odd but that is the original comics for you. Yes you go to Hell first and then you are still alive, and you can fight for you soul... seems a bit amiss LOL. BUT... it allows for some cool fights with badass daemons. The bloody is not gruesome; in fact the animation as a whole is soft. It is like He-Man meets Vampire Hunter D, but with more adult themes. That said if you are really going for adult shock value it could have been even more graphic but what can I say, I think it is worth a watch for Anime Superhero fans, and since it is an Instant Watch feature for many people who use that option it won't take much to add it to you IW queue. BE WARNED - VIOLENT. This is not for children or easily offended. Hope this is Helpful!

Trip Out

James M. Hausler is pretty decent here as writer director and actor in the film. He does OK but the rest of the cast acting is very poor. The acting goes from poor to horrible. Christopher Clark is an annoying wannabe Jason Mewes. Michael Mandell is actually tolerable High School lady killer / popular playboy. The simple plot of the two bothers who lost their dad is a old hat. Eco Lopez is very hot as the head cheerleader who has a thing for the popular brother's younger introverted sibling. The story line follows the three main characters through their day until - the trip. The quiet bitter jealous younger brother lets loose once under the effects of the shrooms. There are a few cool trip scenes. A couple of entertaining special effects don't make a good movie though; but for a very low budget independent Drug Trip flick it is almost watchable. One final twist at the end. Mostly its pretty bad and yet you have to consider this indie for what it is. I can not recommend this unless drug trip films are really your thing OR you like low budget almost homemade movies. This is, essentially, self made film by James M. Hausler and his unknown friends. Don't expect any actors. If you want to watch something a bit off the wall give it a shot be WARNED this is not a mainstream movie, but it is somewhat interesting to me. Even if you have to pass on it I Hope this is Helpful!

Gamers

I had high hopes for Gamers. I am a gaming geek and LOVED Fellowship of the Dice; a GREAT Mocumentary. This movie not so great. Yeah its not terrible but the film has an identity complex. It pushes too far into the raunchy teen sex humor genre to hold any credibility in the authenticity of the eccentric characters. I didn't actually believe it as a documentary so I lost interest in the characters. That said I'm holding this up to a great standard. If you like the dirty jokes and campy humor and you are a gamer then you may find this amusing. For most people I think it is not really worth the time. You can see horse jizz in too many other slightly better comedies. The, not so gay bi-sexual affair, and the swinger parents, and more are gimmicks that, for me, distract what could have been a more interesting focused mocumentary film on gamers. This was an average run of the mill 3* comedy that happen to poke fun at the stereotype of the uber geeky RPG gamer. Unless you have a real interest in the subject I would suggest you watch Fellowship of the Dice instead. I also Highly recommend the documentary King Of Kong. If you are a gamer, I probably couldn't talk you out of renting this film anyway so, just keep your expectations low and it is a somewhat entertaining way to spend 87 minutes. Hope this is Helpful!

Iron Man

I entered the Theater today to see yet another comic book movie. THIS IS MORE! To my surprise this breathtaking superhero/action/drama was so much more than I could have expected. Spectacular doesn't even do justice to Jon Favreau's brilliant direction! The character development is deep and authentic. The casting choice of Robert Downey Jr, to play the role of Tony Stark, was brave and perfect! He fits the role to a tee and delivers a great performance. He plays a genius weapons designer billionaire playboy who has a change of heart, both literally and metaphorically, in the film. Yes, this is an 'origin of Iron Man' film but the background is as essential to understanding the character as it is to establish the franchise future. There are a few acceptable updates from the comic; it worked so well in this story, I believe they are only improvements. Gwyneth Paltrow is a perfect Pepper Potts, Iron Man's Lois Lane. She is charming and lovable in the role. Jeff Bidges was unexpected here; maybe not the only choice but a good one for sure, and Terence Howard also never loses a step. Great acting aside this is also a terrific story! Stark is captured by terrorists, tricks them, and secretly builds his own escape weapon. After the death of his friend, he sent forth with the words "Don't waste you life Stark." Additionally he witnesses, first hand, the atrocities committed with his own weapons. He has a becomes a new man. Finally, fueled further by a harsh betrayal, he sets out with his new convictions to make amends for his past. There is something for everyone to love. The movie does spend some time on the science/robotics involved but not too much to lose pace with the action. It also has many laughs but again they fit in place just right. Of numerous comic book adaptations few have seamless CGI, spectacular script, great direction, stellar casting, and endearing characters, along with the kickass action. Iron Man has is all! This is a must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Alien Agent

This is an oddly entertaining movie. What exactly is great about it? Well, little I guess you could say and yet I liked it! =) The martial arts fight scenes were pretty cool; though only decent. The plot, the idea, should have had the potential to be cool like 'The One' but it was a bit on the low budget sci-fi end of the spectrum. This is not a mainstream film for everyone but it is a clever twist on the Alien Invasion and inter-galactic superhero/protector genre of films. If you are looking for flaws you will find some but if you are a bit forgiving of lower-budget Sci-fi and you like cool fight scenes Alien themes and more, then you may actually enjoy thirs movie as much as I did. For me it was worth watching but recommended with reservation to a select niche that like this type of film. Hope this is Helpful!

Lars and the Real Girl

Ryan Gosling delivers at a caliber I have yet to see him attain in his entire career. The character Lars Lindstrom is a lovable, mentally ill young man in pain and suffering from a delusion. This is no spoiler, the plastic girl is not real. Lars is so emotionally distant from humans that he fears, and even feels pain with human touch. Without the capacity to share his needs with others he finds a crutch; that is an imaginary friend, to help him through his fears. Everything in this movie hinges on the effective performance of Gossiling and in this career defining performance he nails it 100 percent. I would not compare the movie to Rain Man, Man Of La Mancha, or other brilliant movies that tenderly handling the subject of mental illness, but the acting is on par. Do not be mislead by the nature of the doll described in the sumary, this is a family drama. I would not call it a comedy though there are a couple laughs. The story is fresh and unique. Lars' family, though hesitant, come together in love to support him. They are forced to embrace his delusion that the plastic doll 'Bianca' is a real girl-friend. In fact the entire town all comes together too do the same. The message here is the goodness of the human heart, a little like you witnessed in Pay It Forward; in this case compassion serves as a tool for healing. Emily Mortimer plays Karin, the sister-in-law who cares so much for Lars; and is even more accepting than his brother, played convincingly by Paul Schneider. Mortimer is truly fantastic through the entire movie; but in one very touching, moving, emotionally charges scene she convinced me to get to know this actress better. Wow! Amazing authenticity by the entire cast, a great unique script with a few laughs, and even a few tears, make this a very enjoyable movie and an Absolute Must See! Hope this is Helpful!

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

John C. Reilly is an absolute riot. There is a lot of very funny material. This is a parody spoof type movie that has the feel of Ray meets Walk the Line wrapped in a SuperBad comedy tone. The music is most similar to the Johnny Cash sound of Walk the Line though it spoofs many artists. Everything in this movie is tongue-in-cheek and way over the top. Despite exploiting every cliche the story has some degree of intrigue and is almost, even inspirational. Super silly for certain. Making very light of "accidentally" cutting his bother in half with a machete and then receiving 'the lecher' from a half a body. Add the constant ripping out of sinks =) HA! Yes it's that crazy but then see Jack Black as Paul McCartney; unbelievable. It is funny. Entertaining music. Interesting spin on this typical story. VERY worth watching once. Check it out. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Eastern Promises

Eastern Promises gets right off to a gruesome start. These mofia men killers treat death with a complete disconnected coldness that sends chills up the back of even the hardest hardass. The movie quickly jumps into some very dark subjects / rape and murder. Then the plot gets a bit stuck as it moves very slowly through the thick of it. The little baby is adorable and the acting great but somehow it took a long to become fully engrossed in the plot. The end is very satisfying revealing and interesting twist or two and yet I feel like something was missing in the middle. And yet VERY worth watching for some great Viggo scenes and a speckling of other great scenes. All in all it was a pretty good and worth the time. Hope this is Helpful!

Reign Over Me

This is a beautiful film. An absolute must see. Don Cheadleis great and with out question Adam Sandler's best dramatic performance. The movie has some laugh and tears and VERY interesting likable characters. Liv Tyler was an interesting choice as the therapist but it worked. As Sandler open up to the pain his character feels the movie becomes even heart-wrenching. He is a 9/11 widower who doesn't want to dig up the horrible memories. The kitchen... wow. It'll make you think hard about life and about relationships and about how you treat people in your life at every given moment. The court scene is very emotional and quite difficult. You realize this man is in serious pain. Routing for him all along this captivating film has a little bit of everything. I highly recommend it! Hope this is Helpful!

Leatherheads

Refreshingly hilarious, and very entertaining! This is a sports movie set in 1925 but also so much more. In the end it turns out to be less about the game of football than it is a romantic comedy. A perfect date movie; the testosterone and estrogen levels of any human will find a lot here to love. The script is clever and funny. The cast is phenomenal. The music score matches the 20�s time period perfectly, as does the rest of the wardrobes and sets. Renee Zellweger, plays the gorgeous knockout tough reporter woman role brilliantly. The witty banter she has with the great George Clooney is a laugh riot. Clooney actually shows more depth of emotion in this role that I have historically expected from him. His character Dodge, experiences some complex emotions with the arrival of the exceedingly popular Carter, the young 'American War Hero.' The existence of professional football was dangling by a thread and the noble selfless actions of Dodge, were really for the betterment, and possibly the survival, of the sport. Dodge had to give up the spotlight and share much of the leadership and influence over his team, with this newcomer 'star', who may not be all he claims. Clooney does a great job showcasing this drama. The evolution of the relationship between the stunning reporter and the two football players parallels the evolution of the entire sport of pro-football. The sport appoints a commissioner for the first time to enforce new rules and structure to the game. To find out who rides off into the sunset together you will have to watch this terrific movie! ENJOY! Hope this is Helpful!

The Riches: Season 2

The Riches: Season 2 is fantastic. Back at the old tricks the season starts with new fresh cons and a variety of locations before settling back into "The Old Neighborhood" but not so settled. With the threat of prison and NEW secrets added to the the list of crimes there is a very enjoyable tension throughout. What they have done with the ever annoying Dale as a menace and "enemy" threatening everything is fantastic. Most interesting in the series is the distaste these characters have for the "buffers" and yet, they secretly want that life of luxury. Fans of season one won't be disappointed. Hope this is Helpful!

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

Some of the book fans have criticized this movie to harshly. My whole family love the movie. I watched with my 10 year old cousins and they enjoyed it even more than I did. A fantasy movie made for children and families is going to have some cheese. It is not Harry Potter but if your children enjoy magic and fantasy then this is worth watching. It would seem that if you are not expecting Harry Potter caliber or expecting the books then, independently this is a movie your family can enjoy, and find worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

The Riches: Season 1

The Riches: Season 1 is great television. The series is very fresh. A unique concept I have never seen done like this before. Exciting dramatic and clever. Eddie Izzard is phenomenal. I would not have expected such heart felt acting from the comedian. Clearly his rage in greater than I expected. The characters are interesting and likable. Minnie Driver, also a doll. The possibilities here are endless and season one spans a remarkable number of situations while circling one main goal, claiming the American Dream, by any means necessary. Highly recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Candy

Heath Ledger is absolutely amazing in this dark drama about drug use. This struggling addict is authentically and sincerely portrayed showing the likable element of this young man and the destructive effect of this addictive habit. In the narration he says " I wasn't trying to wreck Candy's life. I was trying to make mine better." At various point you gain and loose respect for each characters actions. For a long portion the movie become VERY hard to watch as the disturbing scenes dealing with drugs and withdrawal and relapse during the pregnancy and the horrible resaults... It is very dark. The end is satisfying and though this is not a 'happy' movie it is so well made it has earned a high respect from me. The movie is certainly not for everyone. Hope this is Helpful!

Loaded

I was warned not to watch this movie. I was prepared for the absolute worst. It was not THAT bad really. The plot is completely predictable. Jenstress points out the The Count of Monte Cristo is so heavily borrowed from (or at least they tried to) so the movie even threw the book in the film. HA; another crazy attempt for a clever jest, ridiculous. LOL. The movie could have been done as a modern Noir if they had focused more on the conniving manipulation and the head games but they instead went for 'hip' and cheap thrills. Don't get me wrong cute girls in a strip club T&A is not a turn off for me but in this case it did not really advance the plot. All said, I've seen worse. I do not highly recommend BUT if you stumble across this film take a gander. What the heck. There are worse ways to spend 80 minutes. Hope this is Helpful!

Bee Movie

There are so many PHENOMENAL animated movies now that I expect everyone to wow me. Well, it did wow my kids and for me it was not bad; a 4* flick. The voice talent is certainly A-list and all did a great job. The production value is really hight the animation was flawless. The story started great, got a bit fuzzy in the middle and then finish with a good eco-friendly message. The tone reminded me a bit of Ferngully but also with a cautionary tale "Be careful what you wish for" and a 'love' story worked in as well. The kids will enjoy it. Certainly worth watching once. Hope this is Helpful!

Blonde Ambition

Jessica Simpson is a pretty face. this is a slight twist on Melanie Griffith's 1988 Working Girl. The movie is not bad. Surprisingly it has some charm and tender enjoyable moment. It has many cheap laughs, and very campy acting. Luke Wilson is sappy and yes Andy Dick is predictably over the top. It is a lighthearted comedy that is funny in a few spots and romantic, here and there. Yes, it does have some flaws, but it is worth watching for Jessica Simpson Fans. The photo on the cover is misleading, there are no underwear on shots in the film. I would say, in fact, this movie targeted at under audiences. Hope this is Helpful!

Blue Man Group: How to Be a Megastar Live!

Anyone who enjoys music, must see this phenomenal concert. It is extremely funny, witty and entertaining on top of the great music and unique sound. The Blue Man group is one of the most entertaining family friendly music groups I have ever seen. The music does not fit one genre it is simply fun. The spectacle is fun to watch. My wife and I loved it but, I think my kids liked it even more =). They use unique instruments to makes catchy beats. It has an olde school rock vibe. I think many of you will enjoy this a lot. Highly recommended. Hope this is Helpful!

Malena

Surprisingly AMAZING! This is a coming of age story but only to start. It is also a look at human nature, at envy, greed, lust, and ultimately at love. This woman parallels the phoenix bird with her complete loss of everything (gone down in flames) 'so to speak' but through love, she rises again a new bird. The story is told through the eyes of a 12 year old, who over the course of a year evolves form a virgin child with a crush, to caring and loving young man. The pure innocence of this one young man can not right-the-wrongs of an entire village but, in essence, this one boy rectifies the woman�s destroyed life. Spectacular! The movie starts with a bunch of kids lusting over a super hot older woman. I got one impression of the direction the movie was going to go. I was so completely wrong! This film is so much more than merely a coming of age story; so much more than the lust and love that developed out of infatuation. It ultimately showcases the dark side of humans, who envy the most beautiful woman in town and eventually must tear her down. It takes the innocence of a young boy in love to restore her. Who would have guessed Monica Bellucci is such a fine actress. Often she has been short changed as just eye candy, but in the masterpiece she carried the lead - portraying ALL the necessary emotions - through her expressions. Phenomenal! The score is fantastic as well. The music combined with the actress' expressions tells everything you need to know about what this woman, Malena, is thinking. There is little need for the subtitles so they rarely are even noticed. To only say I 'recommend' this movie is to sell it far short. 'Must see' is a term too often used. I'm going to call this sheer BRILLIANCE! Watch it! Own it! Love it! Hope this is Helpful!

Southland Tales

Extremely bizarre trippy story. Melodramatic, and WAY over the top but amusing. It is hard to follow and a bit slow / long. As the confusing plot begins to piece it self together the intentions and direction of the film are revealed. There were a few good ideas here but as a whole it just didn't seem to come together AS well as it should have. It is part stoner Requiem of a Dream, and part time travel fantasy like Primer. It is part Spiritual like the Fountain and it is narrated with a very politically driven tone. (It has the signiture feel of Richard Kelly's Donnie Darko). All these elements together, it is extremely strange. The movie tried to do too much with a new drug and time rift and a man made "Natural Disaster" affecting people brains and demeanor. For me there was too much political tone to start. The Bad acting was intentional but still awkward. Rock did show a vulnerable side but a bit cheesy and I found it slightly uncomfortable; but the reasons for the strange behavior are later explained so if you forgive that, the problems lie with the story. I have yet to decide if I liked it. [edit - I did like it but its not for everyone] …it did have a Huge number of small roles and cameos from A-listers (lots of faces I recognize and admire). Still, I have a hard time actually recommending this movie. It is going fit a very small number of movie viewers. If you like the weird twisted head game, then give this a shot but know that it is still only mediocre with in this style of movie. It was not Richard Kelly’s best job directing, and is nothing like Donnie Darko but if you loved that abstract feel you might tolerate this one. Otherwise you may want to pass for now. I found it worth one peek. Hope this is Helpful!

Unearthed

First thing to consider is that this is part of the After Dark Horror Film Festival, "8 films to die for." The film, not surprisingly, has the feel of an amateur director and a somewhat lower budget. The story is very typical. No big plot surprises. The effects were tolerable. The acting is pretty decent (all things considered). Vaugier is a beautiful and strong woman. I watched to the end and I was entertained, even though I was never shocked, or horrified this is a decent movie in its own right. It may not stack up to the great monster movies but it might hit the spot if you are a fan of this genre. Hope this is Helpful!

Tin Man

I added this from Idge888's review originally. I LOVED it. Yes it has a few typical "made for TV moments" the acting solid with a few great moments. The special effects are something Sci-Fi channel flicks ten to well on. The STORY is what makes this great. It is a VERY clever modern twist on the classic story. This made for adults tale has a lot of fun sci-fi and fantasy aspects while keeping the nostalgia of classic story charming (despite being a spin-off). The story is set 15 years in the future of the classic tale. The cast is great. Zooey Deschanel, shows the innocence you would expect from "Judy Garland" Dorothy grown up to 20. The rest of the four in the crew are also very well chosen casting picks. Alan Cumming funny. Neal McDonough strong. Raoul Trujillo charming. That brings us to beautiful Kathleen Robertson who is magnificent. The best "wicked witch" the land of the O.Z. has ever seen. This mini series may not be perfect for all fans of the classic, but for those of us who can enjoy a whimsical bit of science fiction, this is a must. Very clever. Hope this is Helpful!

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Season 1

Prison Break, 24, step aside. This is a fantastic show. Terminator fans this series is a must see. The season starts hard and fast. It moves quickly and with intelligent scripts clever turns and great action scenes. This show is smart, and EXCITING. Yes, it is thrilling but the thrills are mostly conceptual with only sprinkles of white knuckle moments. The concepts will make you think. The what ifs� might boggle the mind. This is what I love about Sci-fi. The series is a brilliant idea. The fact that any one could be on either side at any given moment; the possibility that someone could be a machine and the questions of, what machines are fooling which humans, make the possibilities endless. The locations and times could change on a dime (given time travel option) and the unlimited number of possible new characters, makes the future of the show very promising as well. There are really infinite possibilities with the show. I suggest you check out season one now. I cannot wait to see what comes next. Hope this is Helpful!

Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation

OK. Little needs to be said. I am certain you have certain pre-conceived notions of what this may be. You are right. Why does it deserve three stars? Well, I watched all the way to the end. Between two and three stars it lands slightly closer to three, genre considered, of course. The story is sort-of sweet, but you have seen it before. This movie lacks the innate charm of Tom Hanks 1984 version, but it is sweet. Josh Cooke carries the leading role very well. Really, the centerpiece of this otherwise slightly goofy comedy. Emmanuelle Vaugier plays the hottie tempting this soon to be married Bachelor. The chemistry is evident. The laughs come all from joke you have seen. They are immature but partly silly. Nudity is of course part of a flick like this. Breast shots, T&A eye candy sprinkled here and there, with dance off/wet t-shirts and sex scenes- about at a National Lampoon level. This is a completely dismissible film with a predicable ending but All things considered its actually not terrible. Be sure to catch the deleted scenes. Hope this is Helpful!

Dan in Real Life

Could be Dan in Real Love, though Life is appropriate because in Life stuff happens. This movie is charming adorable funny complicated and intelligent. Steve Carell never ceases to amaze me with his immense likeability. A friend compared this to Meet The Parents, though I feel it exceeds the former in both intelligent touching script and in sentimentality. Dan In Real Life shows how a complicating string of unfortunate events befall one man and lead him to upset his family. And how they all unite and make it through. Carell (in the role) portrays his own inner conflict with the situation as well as anyone could. The remarkable widower, charming father of three girls, learns some tough lessons. The relationship he has with his daughters and even with his brother heartwarming. Juliette Binoche (from 'Chocolat') plays the love interest tenderly and with surprising chemistry. Dane Cooke's supporting role works authentically here. The cast and acting could not have been better selected; both the many names/faces you'll recognize and even the children, who all hit a homerun here. Too often cheap tricks to get a laugh interfere with what could have been a romantic story, not in this case. This is so well balanced and grounded that is has the right mix of all the elements, making it a must see. This will appeal to most audiences. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

August Rush

SENSATIONAL! Spectacular! This is a masterpiece. I should say it's magnificently conducted (you could say directed). The story is beautiful and touching, and an inspiring tearjerker in the end. Freddie Highmore may not be a name you recognize immediately YET, but you will recognize him from Finding Neverland and even more from Charlie and the Chocolate factory with Johnny Depp. Highmore is an adorable and charming young kid actor who comes across as a purely innocent and sincerely lovable character in every role especially this one. In this story the orphan boy loves to hear the music around him. This boy Even, or August Rush, hears music in all of life around him. He has fantasized about conducting the music his whole life and when given the opportunity, he turns out to be quite the musical prodigy. He is a boy deeply in love with music and on a quest to find his parents through, and with the aid of, his music. The rest of the cast and acting is phenomenal as well. Keri Russell (Waitress) & Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Match Point) along with Terrence Howard and a slightly insane Robin Williams. The movie feels fluid and seamless (like a symphony) as it navigates past and present and the joining on the two. Music is a major character in the film, the gospel, piano, organ, guitar, rock, and especially the rhythms of life and the streets highlighted and recognized by our prodigy. The ending leaves you enough room for assumption with out cramming anything down. You will laugh and cry and bite your nails here and there. Ultimately, this movie will leave you feeling good. Sometimes you need to believe in a little magic. A perfect family film. An absolute MUST see! ADD it now! Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

No Country for Old Men

2008 Academy Awards: Best Picture. I assure you there is reason for the attention this movie has received, and its awards are deserved. The acting is perfect! The tone is dark and gritty, and the story (like the novel) can be seen on many levels. On one, it is a social commentary on the moral decline of our society. The movie gives you a lot to think about. That aside it is enjoyable and thrilling on the surface as well. The dialog is often concise but piercing and effective. The pace does move slowly but it works in sync with the anxiety felt to see what happens next. I feel impatient with it at times but was always worth the wait. HIGHLIGHT: the acting! Javier Bardem (in this role) will be remembered as one of the greatest ruthless killers of all time. He is unaffected and cold as a killing 'machine'. There are moments of cinematic magic where certain lines are ingrained on you and our culture forever. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I'll be Back". Just like the unforgettable lines "Go ahead, make my day" OR "You've gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Javier Bardem's line will go up with the best! "CALL IT." This is simply one of the best scenes/moments on film; up there with "Here's Johnny!" There are many more memorable quotes in the movie brilliant script as well. Bardem's character (Anton Chigurh) is simply going to be remembered as one of the best bad guys since Hannibal Lecter. The entire cast is truly phenomenal. Josh Brolin and Tommy Lee Jones's deliver at the top of their game. The film shows enough of what needs to be shown but edits out a lot of gore so it not overly gruesome. What is shown is enough to be convincing. It is really on the mark in every way. The lenght and the pace seem to be the biggest complaints, but fans of quality writing will be pleased anyway. Highly Recommended! Hope this is Helpful!

Day Zero

After watching Day Zero it took me a long time to decide if I was going to review it. It does make a political statement that is based in "What If" speculation. Although they divided the story by three characters approach to the Draft question and gave each a different response to the scenario, the opinions of the writer/producer/director are very clear given the emphasis on one character and the shocking but not surprising ending. As a whole I must say the movie was just OK. However certain parts were absolutely phenomenal! The movie deals with counting down the days from the draft notice to the departure. These three charecters are affected very differently. It feels like 30 days left to live and then � Day Zero. How would you live your last 30 days if you felt that sentence upon you? How would you receive the news if you were drafted? In this case we see one ready Fighter, one hesitant Career man, and one insecure Scared young man- who receive the focal point of much of the movie. The best thing this film has going for it is the spectacular performance by Elijah Wood in the role here of scared young Aaron Feller. He makes a to-do list of things to do before he dies/gets shipped out. The movie did not leave me with a good feeling at all. It is well made but the rotten feeling and depressing tone stuck with me for days. It was most certainly worth one peak to see the great parts but I am in no hurry to watch this movie again any time soon. Hope this is Helpful!

The Backyardigans: Tale of the Mighty Knights

Backyardigans is one of my kids favorite TV shows. We are "one of those families" that often leave the TV on as background noise, while playing match-box cars and dolls or coloring or whatever. Most of the time, my 2 year old and 3 year old ignore what's on the tube. Backyardigans is one of only 3 shows that will stop them in their track and completely captivate the kids for almost 30 full minutes. As a dad often works from home with the kids around, I have become very familiar with Nickelodeon's Noggin programming. This is with out question one of the best shows they feature. It teaches and encourages imagination and creativity. It also encourages children to play active healthy outside games and make believe. It gets the kids to sing and dance and move around. I even find myself singing along with the catchy tunes. When the show ends my daughter will want to go outside and play "Cow-girl" or whatever the episode happen to be. "Tale Of The Mighty Knights" is the kids favorite since the "Secret Agent" special hour long episode with 'the lady in pink'. After the Tale Of The Mighty Knights my kids lined up book as a castle and with paper towel tube sword they marched around playing knights. This is very healthy creative play that crucial for preschool development. Backyardigans is a great show and when the kids fall asleep I catch myself watching to the end of the episode. Lots of fun. Check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut

A phenomenal movie! It is historically based; no intention to be a history book, rather a glimpse into a fascinating period in time. There is a great feature on the DVD, an option to turn on and get more details about the elements that are true facts. Certainly a valuable addition. Nonetheless, It is fantastically fun to watch. Orlando Bloom is as convincing and amazing as he has ever been. Eva Green, Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons, Edward Norton; need I say any more about the cast? Amazing cast delivers truly authentic performances. Ridley Scott's excellent direction is evidenced here once again! The Directors Cut showcases a collection of material that is *really* worth seeing and missed in the theater. If you missed the movie the first time around then know that the action drama acting and even soundtrack are top notch and worth watching. If you already know that, make note the Director�s Cut is worth a revisit. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did. Hope this is Helpful!

Underdog

OK, so lets put this in perspective; this is a live action movie based off of a 1960's cartoon character. You may remember Underdog; the always optimistic klutzy cute k9 superhero. "Never fear, Uuuunderdog ins here!" =) Well I had very low expectations for this re-made story (why I've been putting it off) but I suspected my kids would like it. To my surprise the movie was not as bad as I feared. A solid 3* film. Maybe another 1/2 a star for the degree the kids loved it. What 3 yr old doesn't love the idea of a flying dog super hero?! This is a kids movie. While the cartoon of the 60's had a more broad appeal this version only has a few tidbits here and there for the adults to chew on. Enough, but not a lot. James Belushi plays a down on his luck sappy father who has been depressed since the loss of his wife. The son, is played by the young Alex Neuberger who becomes Underdog's (alias shoeshine) new best friend. Neuberger does a fine job but asking kid actors to cry on queue can lead to awkward scene. We'll forgive a few eye rolling moments since Peter Dinklage (my favorite little person actor from Nip/Tuck) plays a terrific bad guy. Finally, the familiar voice of Jason Lee works for the dog. Overall, the movie is well made mixing CGI with live action seamlessly and the humor will keep you in your seat while your kids just eat it up. Worth watching once. Hope this is Helpful!

The Fountain

WOW. This movie is going to make you say "what the heck was that?" It is a story about death, but how death is only a door way, not and end. It is complicated and beautiful. It is abstract and very very bizarre. With three parallel stories that over lap, it is a very cerebral and abstract. The movie presents many philosophical and spiritual questions. It is very thought provoking. Watching this movie is worth film school study; you will want to sit at you desk with coffee and a note pad to take notes because this one is a lot to swallow. It is beautifully filmed and very well acted it requires at least two takes to follow along. The fact that it moves slowly, on top of that, make it even more challenging to keep my attention. That said, this is a love it or hate it film. Do not watch this right before bed if that is a time you are typically groggy. It is best to watch when you are very alert. If you enjoy the process of explicating a fascinating concept then you'll love this. If the film school study idea turns you off, this movie may as well. I felt it was a worthwhile labor. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Romance & Cigarettes

The movie never reaches full stride. It is still trying to get off the ground when it reached a sad conclusion. The is a lot of awkward moments. Somehow this terrific cast keeps the movie at least partly interesting and mostly entertaining the entire duration, despite many flaws. If you can accept the weird singing and dancing musical numbers then this is worth watching. It is a story of love; but it is NOT romantic. It is the realist perspective on love and the lack of romance. The forced romance a long married could has and is tired of, seems like a very real "not so Hollywood" tale. For that reason I give this movie a 3.5* rating and I highly recommend watching it. Expect the flaws and forgive them in advance or go a head and skip it if a unique story is not enough to justify a rental, for your personal tastes. Hope this is helpful!

Poor Boy's Game

This movie is OK. It is no Million Dollar Baby. It has a gritty feel more like Rocky V the dull one. More than boxing, this is a drama about a man's struggles. The story and the acting are fine but the pace is exceeding slow. That said, if you are patient enough to sit through it, you will reflect back with much to think about. The ending seems unresolved and maybe there is some growth in our characters there is very very little on screen sizzle. If you like you dramas filled with race fights, emotion, and dark elements of bitterness and hate; then go ahead and give it a shot. The acting suits the overall feel of the movie. I warn you, this is not a movie to watch if you�re depressed. This will likely leave you feeling sad and somber. It worked for me at the moment but my recommendation on this movie is made with much reservation. Hope this is helpful!

All In

No one has dared to stand in defense of this movie, and with reason; it is not great. On the other hand it is not THAT bad either. Dominique Swain is beautiful and that must be why I keep watching her. Unfortunately she is not strong enough to carry a convincing leading role. I play Texas Holdem. I love poker and I really like Michael Madsen in Tilt. The TV series about poker on ESPN. In this role, it was very awkward. The movie starts out slow but interesting and then by the time (20 minutes in) it gets to a strip poker game with the college girls well... nothing much happens. So the father daughter relationship is the center story of the movie. The challenge is that the film never really commits to being a drama, nor to being edgy, nor to convincing poker. Although it had many flaws, the character are somewhat charming and the underdog story cute. I won't go as far as to recommend it BUT, if your into poker and college girls, and a littly campy acting doesn't turn you off, then this is not that bad. Hope this is Helpful!

Untitled #1

This is very weird. It is not worth much time. 3.5 minuted on VOD is all it will cost you. Less time than reading thins note. The short is mat with a dog that is supposed to be a Buffalo and a computer duplicating the image. It is corny and psychedelic. The funky images, that I asume are supposed to be through the eyes of the Buffalo, make up a bunch of nonsense. Are the humans supposed to be angelic? Or maybe they are ghost spirits or something? Why a buffalo head on Mount Rushmore? Did the buffalo (dog) die and transcend time and space. Maybe this was a look from Buffalo heaven. I don't know what they were going for but it was clearly NOT communicated effectively. for the 3.5 minutes it takes to watch you might as well check it out. the dog Fufu is cute. Hope this is helpful!

Teat Beat of Sex

This is a very bizarre 4 minute short on a horny womans viewpoint about sex&masturbation. It is animated cartoon style so the explicit nudity is not so explicit. very different. for 4 minutes it may make you smile awkwardly. Any more of it may have gotten a bit uncomfortable. Odd; not sure what else to say but Hope this is helpful!

The Future is Wild

This is a lot of fun to watch. My wife LOVED it much more than I did. I guess I am a bit too skeptical. Speculating on the animals of Planet Earth 5 million to 100 million years from now is fun. The used graphic CGI to show the animals in a nature documentary style. I would have easily excepted it if the narrator used more of a "this MAY be" than a "matter-of-fact" terminology. Some of the creatures are very believable. The lizard that catch brine flies in the neck web makes a lot of sense. Flish... flying fish, get real. The rattlebacks seems possible but 'fireproof' scales... Hard to believe, the body temp of the animal would survive through fire. The Bird Whales, now that is just silly. BUT, I am still talking about it and the third disk will be coming soon so, whether I believe it or not I am sucked into watching it. It is unique and interesting and I ASSURE you that you have never seen these animals in your zoo. My daughter loved it too. If you like this type of nature show this is a must. The first title on disk one goes through a summary of many of the creatures you are going to see. The following titles going into background explaining why they think such a creature will evolve and what it would look like, why and even how it exists in that new world. Even if your not very into this particular one is unique enough to be worth your time. Hope this is Helpful!

Chaos

Jason Statham is Phenomenal as always. The script is entertaining and full of clever turns though not completely surprising. Snipes is good at the hard @ss. I could not completely believe that the little Ryan Phillippe could survive a fight with Snipes; but other than that Phillippe did a decent job. Statham has done a number of mindless action movies. This one has more intelligent dialog than the others. It is a heist movie. But layered as a mystery/thriller with a bit of noir feel. The chaos theory angle was fascinating as well. The action does not disappoint either. This movie is very worth watching. Hope this is Helpful!

Devil May Cry

This is the way I like my Anime!! Mature Audience Only!! Bloody. Violent. Fast. The demons could be anyone. Transforming into there hideously disgusting natural for to fight Dante, the demon hunter. Know the story of Blade, the half-breed vampire hunter? The premise here is similar. Well, when demons can take any form or shape and you throw in some impressive Anime and stellar sound track you have a winning combination. Warning: This video is for Mature Audience Only!! If you like the game, this is one, maybe the ONLY case where the show, is even better than the video game. This is for fans of graphic Anime. If you like blood in ridiculous amounts add this and enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Blade: The Series

First I was a fan of the comic book, then the Movies with Wesley Snipes, when the TV series aired I was ecstatic to get more Blade. It seems I can't get enough. I was devastated when the ended the series just when it was getting good. Sticky Fingaz brought a different feel to the character Blade. The has always been something cold and hard about the character, a bit angry and disconnected. The TV show aired on Spike and had a hip stylish look with some cool action. Most of the action is solid and the story will grow on you. This is best for real Vampire fans or Blade gurus like myself who can't get enough of the stuff. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Sex and Breakfast

I really like Eliza Dushku in general. I watched this movie mostly for her; and for her I am bumping my rating up to 2.5 stars. I also enjoy open candid conversations about sex, as I feel society focuses enough on seeing it but not enough on talking about it. Unfortunately there was no candid conversations worth dropping in on, in this movie. Eye candy? Well a little bit but VERY little it also wasnt enough to be a determining factor. So Dushku was solid as I expected and Becker was decent. Alexis Dziena is adorable and sweet but a bit young seeming and awkward in this role. I never bought that she could get down with it, kinky like. The biggest flop, the most significant distraction in this movie was a poor show from Macaulay Culkin. It seems like a poor casting choice in my opinion. His whimsical big cheesy smile worked well for him in Party Monster, where he had his first successful adult role. In this role it did not seem nearly as charming but more clumsy. I am happy to have seen it, but I recommend in with great reservation. Hope this is helpful!

Kanon

Kanon is a different sort of Anime. It is a drama not action, it is sweet and charming. My wife liked it and it was suitable to watch in front of the kids. Personally, I prefer a bit more sizzle in my Anime but this is warm & fuzzy, a bit romantic, with a tad of humor here and there. For the most part it seemed slow and average, but if you like Anime Drama this is well made and cleverly written. Hope this is helpful!

We Own the Night

What a movie! It opens with a stunning, sizzling sexy Eva Mendes scene (a tease). Then a walk through the night club sets a very cool hip vibe for the film. The movie has nothing less than a STELLAR cast! Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall and the smoking hot Mendes, whom I mentioned. Already this is the makings of a must see. Drugs, sex, and parties! Phoenix role is a manager of a successful night club; youll get an idea of Bobby Greens life. That is, one side. His family, well, they are a family of cops. Imagine how that goes over. Ha. This life has consequences, we soon see tragedy hits close to home. Well the sh*t hits the fan (so to speak) and Bobby Greens life starts to unravel. He pays costs he never imagined. Revenge is a b*tch! And the ending is very great. The movie does drag its feet for a portion through the center. But at just that moment (before the yawn) comes a HUGE surprise and intense sequence will jolt your hear-rate back into action. The conclusion , though not surprising, is satisfying. Overall, it is very much worth watching. Check it out. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

The Hard Easy

As a fan of Heist films I was pleased from the start. There are two stories told here. Hard times befall two different groups of people. One a gambler in trouble. The other a couple Stock brokers with a deal gone bad. Their individual plans intersect at the most inopportune moment. There are a couple of twists along the way but nothing terribly surprising yet. If you are a fan of the Heist film genre then you should check this out. As things fall apart I really started to get into it. David Boreanaz from Bones did a great job in the role of Rodger. A real stretch for him. Vera Farmiga is adorable and authentic. Bruce Dern is a nut job -- ha ha. It was fun to watch but not entirely believable. Henry Thomas was believable and somewhat charming as Paul Weston, defeated gambler. The two stories finally cross paths and the gun fight that ensues is pretty cool. It takes a while for the build up but the climax, when the action FINALLY arrives it is very satisfying!! The movie is only picking up speed at that point. Surprises start to fall from the sky before a PERFECT ending! Very very worth Watching! I recommend ADDing it now! Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Gone Baby Gone

This movie is horribly difficult to watch; especially if you have children. I was horrified appalled disgusted and tormented by this very well made emotionally disturbing film. The subject involves the worst types of things happening to innocent children. I was so angry at one point that I was shivering/shaking here in my seat. Eventually it was simply puzzling. Cassey Affleck is a far better actor than his brother and Ben; well Ben is clearly talented behind the camera at least as much or more than he is on screen. Are there people so horrible that they don�t deserve the right to live? This movie will ask the compelling question. Eventually, who are the good guys and at what point do you become a bad guy? WOW! Who could be so cold to put a child�s safety at risk? [deep breath] Then again the story turns completely. Does what�s good for a child supersede the law? Who gets to decide? What would you do? The anti-climactic ending leaves you a bit un-sure. I guess the question remains, is right right? There are more questions than answers here. I am left a bit unsatisfied, with the end; but that may be the best way to leave it in this case. The movie is very much worth watching. Check it out. Hope this is Helpful!

Blonde and Blonder

All you need to do is look and the title and you know exactly what you are going to get here. Dumb and Dumber with the gorgeous Denise Richards & the busty Pamela Anderson. This is a 95 minute Blonde joke. OF COURSE its dumb. But you knew that already. There is nothing more than the gags, and surface level jokes, but the girls are cute. The plot is borrowed from other wrong place wrong time type stories. It was cute if you like that sort of thing. That is about all there is to say. What you see is what you get, or in this case you will get exactly what you would expect out of this movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Loaded

Opens on a mom doing drugs. Immediately goes for the shock! Mom get raped and murdered right in front of the young son hiding under the bed. The tone is set. DARK and messed up, for sure. It is certainly a low budget movie. A step above B-movie, but not higher quality than a made for TV flick. The acting is mediocre. Largely cast with unknowns but it was surprising when I saw the mortician/dr. standing above a fish he was to dissect and I recognize Ron Jeremy; with clothes on. Ha! Now you really have a sense for what this is. The fight scenes are no better or worse than you typical weekly TV show quality; on par with fights in shows like Las-Vegas; simple and with out much or any creativity. The gun fights on the other hand are really fake. The plot is nothing special, a bend or two but no real surprises. For a low budget Thriller, this is not terrible; though I wouldn�t say great either. All things considered it is entertaining but a bit forgettable. Check it out if you watch a lot of movies and have time for some average ones in the mix. Hope this is Helpful!

Waitress

This is one of the most sweet charming funny down to earth romantic movies I have seen in a LONG time. Really really cute (if that actually means something of value). Andy Griffith is sensational. Not coincidental that he was picked for this; since the entire town really reminds me of Mayberry. =) Keri Russell plays the part (Jenna) brilliantly. She is depressed, discouraged and run all over in her life. There are some parts that will make you very uncomfortable. Nathan Fillion is the timid, slightly off step awkward doctor. There are moment that will make your heart leap (if you are secretly a romantic). Jeremy Sisto plays a real jerk (Earl) but once Jenna is empowered enough to put him in his place you will certainly cheer! It has a beautiful happy ending that brought a tear to my eye. Yes, it sappy I know. It is a stereotypical �chick flick� but we both enjoyed it. Ignore the haters. If you know you don�t like this kind of movie then simply skip it. If I had known I would like it so well I wouldnt have put it off so long. Add this. Watch it. Enjoy! Hope this is Helpful!

Weirdsville

This is a movie about a group of druggies and a group of the Satan worshipers. The movie is a combination of a typical druggie flick meets a typical college kids occult film. All things considered the film strikes me as quite average. Sometimes that is enough. Taryn Manning is extremely adorable. She plays what else? A junkie hooker, of course. The rest of the cast does just well enough. The two lead druggie, owe money to a bunch of scary thugs; surprise surprise. And when they think their friend is dead they stumble in on a group of Moonies killing a guy in the name of Satan. Basically, there is a simple comedy of errors script. The plot is shallow, yes; but the characters are likeable. Nothing you have never seen before but a good bit of fun here nonetheless. Well, the angry little-people-posse is pretty funny. This movie is goofy and silly at times. Overall it is simply entertaining for one view. Dont expect it to over impress you, and it won�t disappoint. Be sure to watch through the credits as there is another skit after they roll through. Also the Knights for Hire on the Special Features is campy and it is HILARIOUS!!! Quite possibly the best part of the DVD. Jordan Prentice steels the show in my book. This is certainly worth watching once. A solid 3* movie. Hope this is helpful!

Mr. Brooks

This movie is stellar from EVERY angle. This is some of Costners best work in years. The entire cast, Hurt, Moore, Cook and even new comer Danielle Panabaker, are surprisingly phenomenal. From the beginning the movie is interesting and thrilling. It takes one turn, it gets more intense. Then POW! What a blow. A turn of events you didn�t see coming! Unless someone spilled (shame on them). The psychological torment is TRULY trilling. It has been a while since I have seen a masterpiece like this. The pace, is methodical. Just like the character Mr. Brooks. The actor Kevin Costner is someone you would never expect to play a killer, just like Mr. Brooks. The conscience played by William Hurt is amazing. The camera angles and lighting when he speaks are all tight and very close making it clear what happens in Mr. Books head and what is out loud. Brilliant Direction on the part of Bruce Evans to make this effective. Aditionally there are clear and consistent queues with the on off of the glass, pay attention and youll realize so much thought has gone into this. The story of Demi Moores characters divorce was really seemed to be no asset to the film and served only to make it a bit longer. In the end you realize why they did what they did but still, I agree with Creeper here, it seemed to be the one clumsy part of the script. That aside, I still found plenty here to love. Including one final surprise before the credits role. I believe you will enjoy it too. This is a must see in my book! Hope this is helpful!

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

As Westerns go this is exceedingly slow! It has a haunting somber tone like a campfire ghost story. Much of the narration comes straight from the book giving it a book-like feel. It was interesting. The story told here is very different than any of the other Jesse James movies. This focused on the mind of Bob Ford. Psychologically, twisted and complex it makes you think. The acting is phenomenal and the movie is very well made but it lacked the pizzazz and sizzle that I usually like in my Westerns, thus I would not call it a western by genre only by setting. This movie could be described as a cross between Citizen Cane and a History Channel Documentary. I am glad to have watched it, I only wish I had been expecting this type of film. This is the type of thing I prefer to watch during the day, rather than sit down with the guys and a lineup of beer. The cast could not have been picked better. Brad Pitt is perfect as a full of himself, idol. Casey Affleck plays the disturbed character of Robert Ford very convincingly. This is a movie to think about reflect on and analyze. If you enjoy that type of move check this out! Know; it is very slow, and very very long. Going into the movie with that knowledge, you won�t be as thrown off by it as I was initially. In the end it was worth watching, once. Hope this is Helpful!

The Brave One

The Brave One. WOW. Jody Foster is magnificent. Timid and authentic at the beginning; then real brassy and solid as she evolves into a hardass vigilante. Then there was her convincing moral conflict with the change. followed by a new re-invigorated sense of conviction, then she tortured again. This back and forth demonstrates excellent flexibility. The movie had slow parts where it reacts to a depressing tone, representing the state of Fosters emotions. She spends much of the movie very hurt and withdrawn. As she morphs into a new sort of person we see her display her comfort with the person she is becoming displayed symbolically by the steadiness of her hands especially as her confidence and her aim improve. This final sequence when the once steady hand shakes, it will all become clear; just look for it. It has a very satisfying ending. I think you will be pleased. This is more than a shallow revenge flick, it has a great deal of heart and character as well. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Across the Universe

This is a bizarre and trippy film. It is a string of Beatles songs strung together with a plot that tries very hard, and even stretches a bit, to make it from song to song. I love the Beatles music. I have been to a number of laser light shows with their music and trippy images. Much of this film was similar with dream-like sequences both live action and animation. The plot line stringing it together is quite simple. It has likable characters. The actors are solid in there roles. The movie is well made. Don't expect too much from this story just sit back and enjoy the music. It works much better on a surface level since there are clear holes that appear under excessive scrutiny. Relax and Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Baby Miracle: Jonah and the Whale

This is a collection of images and music. It is targeted at babies. Definitely under 3. Probably under 2 years old. It is ideal for a one year old. My 2 year old was captivated by the colorful images. It was also good practice to use his words. He would repeat -fish- and -water- and shark. It served that purpose. There is NO coherent story of Jonah. That is just a gimmick. Still it occupied my two year old for nearly an hour, that means it did the job. Well done. Hope you find this helpful!

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

Battle for the Planet of the Apes is set about 10 years after global Nuclear war. All major cities have been destroyed. The Ape leader Caesar had established the ape colony (Ape city) 3 days walk outside the dead/forbidden city (The setting for Conquest) The city is now radioactive and in ruins. Some humans survived but are greatly weakened. The Apes are now the dominate species on the planet. The humans in the forbidden city are mutated by radiation. The gorilla Aldo wants to be called General and begins to train an army of gorillas. While Caesar tends to his injured son Aldo rounds up the humans, steals guns and prepares for a war against the humans. The intention of this movie Battle for� is to connect the dots in the time line, from the end of Conquest � back to the begging of the Saga. Throughout this series I have found it interesting the mix of religion and science. This movie starts with a scripture like reading from the Apes sacred scrolls. The Apes religious beliefs are patterned very similar to many humans today. The idea that they have evolved enough to have the craving for religion like humans and how they see -quote- divine plan -unquote- It is fascinating. There are many parallels the movie makes in this regard. For example the story of the first recorded murder which is a significant downward turn for the species. Overall; the movie is a must see for fans of the series; but it does not carry the same degree of impressive surprises of the first, third, and fourth (which are certainly the best). Still, it is well made and successfully fills in most of the gaps. If you have watched and enjoyed the others, add this one too. Hope this is Helpful!

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes starts in 1991. Twenty years after The Escape from� movie ended. Of course the movie was released in 1973 so it would be a Futuristic 1991. In 1983 (future also) all the cats and dogs die. Apes taken as pet have become slaves. There are mixed feelings on the Slaves. Some humans protested this atrocity. The story follows the Baby of Zira and Cornelius into the future. This movie has more action and more ape, more fights, drama, betrayal and deception than the others. Its social commentary does not run as deep as in The Escape From the Planet of the Apes but it Illustrates what the fears were. At some point the question of Who is right, which side do you feel for; who is good and who is bad becomes ambiguous. Clearly everyone has there own interests in mind� fascinating! This dilemma has been explored in many AI films in the Sci-fi genre for years before and since this one. The idea that evolution could favor another species on earth is a rather unique concept. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes has the most action and the most violence of the series but it is far from an �excessively violent- film by today standards and yet this is the first of that I feel is NOT for children. Since there is no official MPAA rating on this one I would suggest that this movie could be considered PG-13 to be on the safe side. That said; I loved the movie! Favorite lines: If we loose this battle it will be the end of the world as we know it we will have proved ourselves week. This will be the end of human civilization and the world will belong to a planet of apes!! - - And - - When we hate you we are hating the dark side of ourselves! - - This movie has a much darker tone than that prior. Caesars final speech is actually kind of scary. What a rush! Very well made. A gem for the franchise and very much worth watching! Hope this is helpful!

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

This is charmingly refreshing film. It is far better a film the second � Beneath the �- This film, Escape from the Planet of The Apes, is set in modern day. That is, USA in 1973. The Apes from the future traveled back in time. This is more scientifically oriented than either the first two film. The notions of time travel, the moral / ethical dilemmas to altering the future are central to the film. In addition, the film has its sweet moments; when the Apes are welcomed by the American people there Ziras fascinations with clothing and Champagne. The concepts of evolution and slavery, civilization and it � rise and fall- even destiny, and more; are tackled through this intelligent script. When Zira speaks of humans and the study of them it will make you question our study animals. Is it a matter of perspective? Of course. But what a terrible conflict. What would our political administration do? I love complicated thought provoking questions. This movie is chock-full of them. Then the suspense, the chase, with the impending birth of Ziras baby it is simply terrific. If it has been years; RE-visit the first and the 3rd Planet of The Apes movies. This one is truly a great movie. Exciting, smart, funny; a dramatic closing sequence; everything you could want in really great film, (this is back on track after the first silly sequel). There is a reason this franchise has become a monumental classic. If you have never seen this, consider it a must. Enjoy. Hope this is Helpful!

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

This movie starts right where the first one, the original Planet of the Apes ends. We see new characters enter the scene from the past and meet a new creature that is in hiding in the world of the Apes in the year 3979. They are a human-like creature and have evolved with certain talents. They have a strange mindset and then we get to their God. When the humanoids started praying to the bomb in the Sanctuary I rolled my eyes. When they broke out in the song to the Almighty and everlasting Bomb, I had to roll on the floor in laughter. They�re seriously worshiping the bomb for creating them and making all things well? Ha ha ha ha. WOW. That was just a riot. The reality is, metaphorically speaking man does worship the power of the bomb. This is actually and unfortunately all to true. Could we one day destroy our planet? I think we all know the answer to that. This movie is not quite as spectacular as the original but it is very much worth watching after you re-visit the first one. Hope this is helpful!

Lake Placid 2

This is completely different from the first film. Bad acting, low budget, heavy overuse of poor CGI. It is so bad you will have to laugh, if you like that sort of campy flick. I thought of the Jaws sequels. Of course the girls took off their tops so you would be staring at breasts while they were eaten alive. There were a lot more kills in this one than the last, but there were NO scary moments. It was all campy horror that is completely laughable. I admit; Bad Campy flicks are a guilty pleasure of mine. If you are expecting something more than that; avoid this one. It is pretty goofy. But I'll tell you, I laughed at it quite a bit. The predicable kills, the bad fake blood, and the overacted tone will turn some people off. I can�t put a specific finger on what made this fun it just has a certain charm. The worst part is a terrible ending. They needed to do a bit more collaborating to find a better end. The best part of the disc is in the special features. There is a section called �Lake Placid 2� The �Gnawed up� Version� It is the entire movie played in under 10 minutes. Fast forwarding until there is a cool kill or a naked boobie shot. I mean talk about ridiculous. I have never seen such a thing on a DVD. It is absolutely hilarious. So if you are looking for a horror movie stay away, but if you like campy goofy humor then check this out. Hope this is helpful!

The Nines

This is fascinating movie! It is worth watching. The Nines is puzzle. It will keep you guessing to put the pieces together and at the end you will need to re-watch it to see the clues. I was pleased with the direction this one went in the end. I hate when people spoil the movie but I can re-assure you the common simple tricks that writers overuse to mess with reality� well, this is bigger. It poses more an existential question, challenging reality and purpose, and subsequently caries a dose of spirituality. It is all very abstract though; mind games to say the least; and it is certainly thought provoking. We see three different versions of the world/reality with the same characters playing out the story differently every time. There is unique tone, which feels a bit bewildered throughout. The ending leaves me with mixed feelings. I think I like the fact that we are not given all the answers. If you like a thinking film this is a must see. The cast is very solid. Ryan Reynolds is convincing. Hope Davis is beautiful and flexible. Melissa McCarthy is always a lot of fun. And I was quite pleased with Elle Fanning who is as adorable as her famous sister Dakota. This is a low budget Independent film that relies on the unique story, and excellent script Very interesting. Check it out. And be sure to watch the Special Features for a look behind the Nines and even alternate ending. Enjoy! Hope this is helpful!

Trade

This is truly a terrible story. Heart wrenchingly horrifyingly terrible. The movie is a must see, but not because it will make you feel good. How can people be so cruel and horrible. This is very hard to watch. As dark and disturbing a film as you will see. And yet this is an all too real evil in our world. Getting off of the gruesome subject matter and on to the film; it is VERY well made. The cast is magnificent, the acting authentic, the script well written, the full effect will make you sick to your stomach and tears will flow down your face. The story revolves around a boy trying to save his sister who was kidnapped into this sordid world of international sex trafficking. Also a man (Kevin Kline) with his own motives; you�ll discover along the way. This is not made to be an easy viewing experience. It is heavy and emotional. It will upset you. In the end you will want to see change in our world; a stop to horrifying crimes like this. In our own sheltered worlds can we even fathom such horrifying realities? Though I cannot say �Enjoy� I will declare this film highly recommended! Hope this is helpful!

Fast Girl

Fast Girl had potential. It had a typical but worthy story. The Acting is a bit sub-par. The audio is really low budget. It had this cheesy music that is supposed to queue you to be all sappy inside; I was tired of the pathetic piano music during all the heavy preaching/ moral lessons. The movie takes itself far too seriously, IMO. The VERY low quality and the cheese factor reminded me a bit of Facing The Giants, in more than one way. The dialog / script is clumsy and poorly delivered. Mircea Monroe did, carry her role, but nearly everyone else was rather week. Even Caroline Rhea, whom I like, had clunky, poor, sappy lines. Dwier Brown was so not at his best either. It felt like the dinner theater at my parents Church. Justin Guarini from American Idol, was just as corny as he was on that show. The cars maybe cool, but all the pretentious preaching on character and conquering fear was so over the top it distracted the story. Yes, there were a couple moments that I cheered her on, but the most of the movie was spent rolling my eyes. The market for this is 6 to 8 year old kids who like fast cars. If your kids are close to that category go ahead, they will like it. For the rest; consider this a caution. Hope this is Helpful!

The Comebacks

This is a SPOOF sports flick. It is ridiculous but clever. If you watch a lot of movies, particularly sports movies and keep up with pop-culture and some TV then you will get the spoofs. The sex jokes are poured on very thick. The spoofs from various flicks range form subtle to blatant. Sometimes the movie is funny, all of it is tongue-in-cheek, sometimes it is clever and sometimes it is just plain goofy. Don�t take it seriously. If that is not what you were expecting, consider this a caution. The acting is of course SNL skit-like, over top bad. I really couldn�t call this movie good, but it is clever at times, and entertaining to a degree. The Special Features, itemize scenes from a dozen movies spoofed, if you missed it, plus a cheerleader Bring it On spoof. Overall, this is certainly not for everyone. I thought it was OK. If you get into whimsical spoofs and know sports movies and TV shows, plus you know a touch of pop-culture and enjoy a heavy serving of dirty sex jokes, then you may laugh at this movie. Hope this is helpful!

The King of Kong

Do you love classic Arcade games? How much do you know about the best arcade plays in the world during the 80�s? Billy Mitchell is a rockstar of the arcade world. As a multiple record holder from the 80�s, he is being challenged by a great honest and likeable family man, by the name Steve Wiebe. Steve has OCD and is one extremely competitive guy (much like myself). He decided to beat Billy Mitchell�s high score in the hardest of the top games, Donkey Kong. Steve Wiebe�s obsessive study of the game is absolutely fascinating. Even if you are not personally obsessed with arcade games, you will enjoy this peek inside the cultic subculture of arcade master gamers. There is a world of strategies and conspiracies; spies and investigators; mind games and MORE. Who would have thought! Wiebe accepted a machine from the wrong guy. Was this a vendetta? Was there fraud? Does he win in a live sanctioned environment? WOW. I never would have imagined I would be so drawn into this documentary. I was sitting back and cheering him on in a big way. It is horrible to see the manipulation rockstars use, even if arcade rockstars. I honestly hurt for this man in his sadness and rejoiced in his victories. I was so taken by this sub-culture I visited the twingalaxies com/forums website to learn more about it. There are people today still just as obsessed with these games. Fascinating! Be sure to watch through the credits and check out the Special Features �The Saga Continues�. Additionally, there are on-line DVD rom feature on this disc. This is a must see with out question!! Enjoy. I hope this is Helpful!

Daddy Day Camp

Daddy Day Care was a good bit of fun. Eddie Murphy & Steve Zahn had great charisma. Daddy Day Camp does not work as well. Cuba Gooding Jr. is a good actor but this role was not a great fit. Still, he was one of the better elements of this otherwise disappointing film. It is clich�, silly and predictable. It is the typical camp movie with a couple scenes copied from Daddy Daycare. The characters are mostly charming but sometimes ANNOYING. Lochlyn Munro as Lance Warner was simply aggravating. As a family comedy I can barely recommend this one. Sequels are hit or miss and when you change the cast it makes for a particularly hard sell. This sells the morals very hard; still, your young kids will enjoy the slapstick camp humor at face value. Hope this is helpful!

Suburban Girl

This is a charming little flick is just like hundreds of other typical sweet romantic movies. It is a girl meets boy date movie. They are from different worlds. She's the up-and-coming, he's established and successful. She's young, he's not; but love is love. In this way the movie is typical romance fare. Of course Sarah Michelle Gellar is a solid actress, even in the role, a bit different for her. Alec Baldwin has played the successful charmer many times; it is not a stretch for him. Well done by the cast. There were some clever lines in the script and a unique format using chapters to pace the film. The problem is that the pace is very slow and the story is extremely typical. Half way through I almost shut it off. I was happy to have watched through the end, once I reached that point. This one is worth watching when you have the time, particularly if you enjoy THAT date move; the typical love story film. You will be satisfied here, as long as you are not expecting something exceptional or unique. Hey, they can't all be ground breaking. Give the charming, sweet film a shot when you have nothing else tugging at you. Hope this is helpful!

Confessions of a Superhero

This is a fascinating Documentary. It is a little bit reminiscent of Live Nude Girls Unite (see review) in that this is group of people that could easily be looked down upon. But as Creeper mentioned, there is no condescension here. There are four unique individuals here who have taken up the same gig to make money, but they all look at it very differently. The most colorful is the Superman character. This man is so obsessed with superman, memorabilia and collectors items he has a nearly priceless collection. His mother (he claims) was a partly successful actress, so the fact that he would dress like Superman and walk the streets is no surprise. Chris, and the other do want to be full fledged actors but so far he has been dressing like Superman for 11 plus years. The girl who is Super Woman was a popular cheerleader, homecoming queen and so much more but just not happy in her little town. Got on a plane spur of the moment to LA and got married in Vegas. This role makes her happy for now but how long is the marriage going to last. She is pleased with her choice of vocation, and happy working Hollywood Boulevard in the meantime. The Incredible hulk feels like a loser. He describes the Biz as panhandling, and hates doing what he does. For this individual it is hardly more than begging but having been homeless he will do anything. Batman sees acting as an investment. He says he looks like George Clooney and Superman Chris got him started working the Boulevard. Batman likes to drink, fight and make up stories. The first 35 min of the Doc was interesting but then I thought there was nothing else to say. All off the sudden they shift and the things these individuals told us is questioned by others who know them. Our a couple of them a touch delusional? Well, come to you own conclusion. The Bonus features are long but a must really see how cuky some of these folks are. Ha. Check it out. Hope this is helpful!

Death Race 2000

Death Race 2000 is the epitome of campy bad. Have you ever wondered what really ind campy. Well, here you have it. over-the-top bad, and knowing this all along. This movie does not take it self seriously. Yest the acting is HORRIBLE, the kills are amateur, the filming is mediocre to poor at time. but still I enjoyed laughing at it and I think you will too. Check it out. Hope this is helpful!

The Game Plan

This is a must see family film! Disney has a successful formula for these though guy turned softy family films. While it was a formula tried in The Pacifier (2005), Vin Diesel did not have nearly the convincing performance that Dwayne Johnson (the Rock) had here in The GamePlan. I was very pleasantly surprised, that he could carry the roll so well. I thought he was even more authentic as the sensitive father than the arrogant self centered guy Joe Kingman started out to be. Yes there are a few cheep laughs but it is part of the process. In the end this becomes a very touching father daughter story. A predicable inspirational ending actually brought a tear to my eye (yes I am a softy). The daughter is played by the adorable and seasoned (well beyond her years) young actress, Madison Pettis. Innocent but assumptive, she wants a spot in her dad�s heart and she makes a space where there wasn�t one. Kyra Sedgwick plays the single-minded focused money motivated agent for Joe while Roselyn Sanchez (a ballet instructor) counterbalances the self centered focus with a voice of reason and pushes him to be a part of his daughters life. All the pieces fit together nicely. Even the foot ball team provides great comedic relief. This is a must see. Hope this is helpful!

Planet of the Apes

This is the epitome of a Science Fiction CLASSIC! It has great lines, some great costumes, and all together masterpiece. The concept is BRILLIANT. As a kid I saw this movie and found it boring. The truth is, Planet of the Apes is very intelligent. It is a dialog driven story. If you have seen it before, even 40 years later this movie stil caries an heavy wallop and hasn't aged a day. You will love seeing it again. The moral of the story is hit home so hard it comes in with a big message, that is almost preachy but not overboard. If you have yet to see this classic, well, it is a must. The ending will blow you away! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Hope this is helpful!

Stardust

Stardust has EVERYTHING! Absolutely Magnificent! It has action, adventure, a grand quest, Love, love-lost & found again. It has sword fights and flying pirate ships. I has Robert De Niro dancing in a dress. There is suspense and white knuckle chases. There is a plethora of magic and fantastic fairytale story telling, with witches and spells and lucky charms and silly ghosts. It made us laugh and cry and yell RUN FASTER, and hold our breath and hold hands even tighter. My wife asked, Where were we when this movie came out? How could it be that we didn�t see it �till now. A new family favorite and at the top of my absolute must see movies list. The is a heartwarming love story that takes place in a magical word. Our unsuspecting hero stumbles across a grand adventure. This is my wife�s new favorite movie since The Princess Bride. It has a charming tenderness, while maintaining and exciting fantasy adventure that exceeds even that of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies while actually not going as overboard with visuals. Stardust simply has a story that you want to hear. The cast is everything you hope for. Charlie Cox is phenomenal. Claire Danes is stunning and sweet. Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, ALL very solid. If you have ever enjoyed a whimsical fantasy adventure, you will adore this one. Even if you are usually more into action or Sci-fi or even Romance. This move DOES have it ALL! This is beyond highly recommended, it is a MUST SEE! Add it to you queue now and you won�t be sorry. Enjoy! Hope this is helpful!

Spacemen, Go-Go Girls and the True Meaning of Christmas / Spacemen, Go-Go Girls and the Great Easter Hunt

These are two a ridiculous little 30 minute short films made like an SNL skit with the look of the AV tech club project in High School or College. The first one is Spacemen & Go-Go Girls the true meaning of Christmas and it's not so bad. The second one is even worse, Spacemen & Go-Go Girls and the Great Easter Hunt. It is not even a film school quality piece. It is simply made by a bunch of students who wanted to make a movie. It is all tongue and cheek and so it is not meant to loved or hated only laughed at. You will actually laugh more at the cheep filmmaking than at the actors and the jokes. NOTE: this looks like the go-go dancers are going to strip at any moment; they don't. It is a PG flick that is worth the 30 minutes it takes to laugh at it for the first one any way. It may even inspire you to make a movie; because you could probably make a better one. The question is, can you laugh at yourself and at them. If you are looking for a real, 'Hollywood' movie don't press Play. If you are up for a little Late Night Comedy, press play. It'll only take 30 minutes, and I bet you smile most of the way through, while rolling your eyes too. Hope this is helpful!

Mr. Woodcock

This is not a terrible movie. It is worth watching ONCE; but don't hurry into it either. Thornton plays a character very similar to the one he played in Bad Santa. His insults are slightly amusing but very repetitious. Scott starts out fine carrying the role but when he need to balance the successful author, and the hometown hero, breaking down under the stress, he staggers a bit to be completely convincing. He comes with a strong finish in the end. The laughs are few and far between but there were several very hearty laughs extracted from deep with in. The kind of laugh that completely changes your state from bored to happy. BUT, do a FEW hilarious moments make a great movie? For me� not really. There is nothing exceptional here thus it get 3*s from me. I really wish I had more good things to say about this movie because I really like the cast. The story is sweet, and predictable, and just adequate enough to keep my attention. See what you think. Hope this is helpful!

Good Luck Chuck

EXCESSIVE breast shots and sex plus vulgar language, (this is not for the easily offended) My wife bailed. This one had some good laugh out loud scenes, then long dry periods. It contains a sweet, but typical love story; and the CHARM concept was the only thing that stood out as unique. The nudity was in a National Lampoons / American Pie league that is slightly short of soft core but explicit nonetheless. If you like the sex you�ll find it here, if you don�t like it simply pass. The humor got really disgusting at times but was decent and even funny other times. The ending is satisfying though COMPLETELY predicable and the fake bestiality scene while the credits role� I could do with out. So overall I feel bummed. The gorgeous, super hot Jessica Alba (played her character well as charming sweet) and talented Dane Cook was decent, but despite the cast they fell a bit short of a home run on this one. If you were expecting the physical comedy or the romance of Hitch, dont rent this one. This is more like a 40 Days and 40 Nights meets the Lampoons/ American Pie / meets Super Bad, type of flick. It is simply not at all what we were expecting. Maybe a few more beers in me and I would have liked the three boobs chick more. Watch this for Armature nudity/sex, or for Jessica Alba, otherwise, it may not be worth your time. Just a bit of insight so you know what your in for. Hope this is helpful!

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

My high school had an AV club; thats Multimedia Training. Goofing around we would make films of this caliber. Sub-B movies that are just plain silly. We called then Backyard films. Some were pretty fun for those of us making them, much more so than for the poor souls who had to sit through watching them. This is CAMPY silliness beyond even campy silliness. It is just plain ridiculous and bad. I see it as a voyeuristic view of friends pretending to make a movie. Its NOT a good film. And yet like a moth to flame I stuck with it because its rather amusing and almost entertaining. Mostly knowing, that could have been me making the film. Yes its THAT bad yet some how disarming. ONLY watch this if you KNOW you like terrible sub-B movies. The acting is as bad as it comes. You have to try hard to be this bad, like Spacemen & Go-Go Girls bad. This just a caution so you know what you are in for. If you are smiling at the idea go ahead and check it out but there is a very small target audience here, and if its not you, then you may want to pass. Hope this is Helpful!

Shoot 'Em Up

Adrenaline pumping heart pounding non-stop THRILL ride. OH MAN!!! This is the epitome of kickass action! Plot eh? The story line is completely unbelievable and some of the lines delivered by Paul Giamatti are pretty ridiculous, but you soon forget about the flaws when you are completely captivated by the next gunfight. It is as over the top as Crank, and The Transporter but with a dark gritty tone that illustrates the anger of our hero "Smith" Clive Owen Character. Owen plays the part well. "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?" ;-) bad actors! bang. [smirks]. Fortunately, they are not here; just very cheesy lines from time to time. The entire premise is completely unbelievable! The characters are likable and equally unrealistic. It could never happen; but it is very fun! If you simply want an exciting, fast paced shoot 'em up movie then just look at the title. This movie is an absolute BLAST! Hope this is Helpful!

Black Irish

It is hard to review a movie that is simply a slice of life flick. It starts and ends with missing pieces at each end. It is interesting-ish but failed to be completely captivating. The acting is exceptional. The characters are interesting and multidimensional. This is a solid but normal coming of age drama that is certainly decent if it is the type of movie you enjoy. Some of the dysfunctional family antics are entertaining but, serve little to the plot. There is not a big budget commercial feel, it has a morel intimate indie feel. I will not claim to be an expert on Boston Irish accents but is worked well enough for me. It had *some* of the look and feel of the The Black Donnellys TV show. The mother was a poor casting choice IMHO but the rest of the cast was pretty decent. I think it is worth taking a look when you get around to it. Hope this is helpful!

White Noise 2

This movie is really not a sequel. It has little to do with the original The Religious / Satanic connections this movie draws into to the Electronic Voice Phenomena, is a very interesting direction but some of the lines of logic are quite a stretch. eg. Tria Mere = 666 Intellectually this is a stretch, but if you accept the logic at face value the rest becomes a decent film. The first hour gets off to a slow start but if you bear with it I found it to be worth the wait is things start to fall apart for Abe Dale it gets quite intense. This movie has flaws. Some unexplained discrepancies and nightmarish visions that don�t nearly serve the plot, still I enjoyed it very much. The strange sound effects and disturbing visuals certainly add to the tension. Nathan Fillion delivers solid acting throughout; and Katee Sackhoff is adorable in this role. I would say it is worth watching as an interesting angle to take on a ghosts and supernatural phenomenon. Not a 5 * movie but good nonetheless. There are touching scenes in the deleted scenes that I was glad to have watched. Be sure you don�t miss them on the DVD. In short; if you are a fan of the genre, you will be pleased with this one and find it worth watching. Hope this is helpful!

Rescue Dawn

This movie is beautifully terrible to watch, fantastically horrible and deeply disturbing. Bale is consistently a solid actor. His accent is the only challenge to seem German but easily overlooked by the terrific acting otherwise. Also most of the talking is in whispers so it is rarely noticed. The camaraderie between these gentlemen is very clear. Equally the despair and exhaustion they felt is portrayed all too real. Discouragement and delusions take over the men; and yet I see a victorious story of strength and perseverance. The most touching part of the story is that Dieter Dangler is real. This true story is one that really should be remembered. Check out the Documentary Little Dieter Needs to Fly 1997 for more. The end of Rescue Dawn will bring a tear to your eyes! With out question this is a must see! Hope this is helpful!

3:10 to Yuma

This has a classic western film feel to it with a modern edge. Is there anything you have never seen before? No. But at the same time it has been a while since Clint Eastwood released a great western. If you liked the John Wayne westerns set in the old west, well, this is a MUST! It has a tremendous amount of emotions more character depth and feelings of love and loss, friendship, loyalty and betrayal; than a straight shoot ‘em type movie but don’t get me wrong there is plenty of Shoot ‘em up scenes. I knew this was a must just with the casting choices, Russell Crowe never disappoints and Christian Bale, well this is a very convincing performance on his behalf too. Until this movie I was not aware of the previous version of this re-make. I will be watching that one soon too. If you enjoy comparing re-makes look that one up as well. In Short; this is the best western I have seen in years; if you love them as much as I do then 3:10 to Yuma an absolute must see! Hope this is Helpful!

Beowulf & Grendel

I was not familiar with the Beowulf poem or legend until I recently saw the Ray Winstone 2007 version in the theater (I was impressed). Intrigued I then watched the Christopher Lambert version (not so impressed). I must say this is a much better film than the Lambert version. This is a very different style than the most recently Winstone version. This one is heavily based on the legend and is much more dialog driven. It certainly brings up more to think about as it tackles the same story but is more deeply introspective and thought provoking than the other versions I have seen. This really focuses on how Grendel is the victim and the moral struggle Beowulf goes through. It is fantastically intelligent and very different from the High-Octane 3D CGI Winstone version, but it is equally worth watching. Hope this is helpful!

Skinwalkers

The movie opens with a definition that reads quote: 'Yee nadlooshi- Navajo for Skinwalkers; human beings who have gained supernatural powers through blood. Some call it a gift, others a curse.' Now that is a pretty cool premise, bringing the Native American myth to a werewolf movie, and it worked pretty well. The film gets off to a slow start but it has a very eerie element as the tension builds. Some impressive artistic shots; the coffee cup smashing as the Skinwalkers ride into town foreshadowing the chaos coming. Then when old Nana whips a gun from her purse and the whole town joins it immediately becomes clear what tone the movie is going to carry. My heart started pumping and the adrenaline builds. OK, bring it ON, this is going to kick @ss(I was thinking). It turned out to be 'a modern day contemporary Western' in many ways at least at the beginning. It was certainly not a scary movie. It was not gory either, clearly since it is a PG-13 rated movie. The gun fights were stellar, though the wolf fights were just OK. The action was fun and the acting mostly good, the drama and white-knuckle effect was great. The cast is attractive, cute leading ladies and muscle bound men. It was a bit unbelievable at moments but overall it simply fun to watch. The behind the scenes did have a few cool nuggets. How the fur was made by hand, interesting; and the computer visuals they used for storyboarding purposes despite the fact that there were no CGI stunts. Fascinating stuff if you like the behind the scenes featurettes. In short, I recommend watching this one if you like werewolves, guns, fights and action. Hope this is helpful!

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Who hasn't heard of Dr, Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Though I am certain you have likely read the book in not even seen the movie a dozen times I still HIGHLY recommend getting this DVD. The special features are phenomenal. The Dr. Seuss to Hollywood was informative and a lot of fun. The TNT TV special was silly but worth watching. There is a feature to just play the songs. Those are my kids favorite parts anyway. After renting this DVD, I was reminded how timeless this truly is. Because it looks like the book, the is no way to 'update' this. It looks as 'modern' as it would need to look if made today or 50 years from now. This is the epitome of a timeless classic. Boris Karloff (Frankenstein, 1931) is the narrator and the voice of the Grinch. Then, Thurl Ravenscroft (voice of Tony the Tiger) is the singing voice of the Grinch. Other remakes of this classic have fallen far short the masterpiece assembled by Dr. Seuss and Chuck Jones. You will love seeing it again. Your kids will love it. This is a must see for all ages. Hope this is helpful!

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Tim Burton is a creative genius. The story is built around the characters from holidays, and combines them in a unique way. This movie is brilliant. The character of Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, King of Halloween Town is simply endearing. Jack is a scary guy because that is what he is believes he is supposed to be, but Jack wants more in life. After stumbling on to Christmas Town he tries to figure out the meaning of Christmas. Sally, the Frankenstein-ish rag doll has a completely sweet and adorable crush on Jack. The characters are interesting, the music is fantastic, with catchy songs, the story is unique. The plot is a bit dialog driven for young children it requires a lot of paying attention. My three year old had a lot of questions, why this or that, so I watched it with her twice. She wanted to know who if Jack was a bad guy. The if Oggie Boogie was a bad guy. Still she enjoyed it. My son loved the songs, especially the Halloween-town song. Having recently watched the movie "How the Grinch stole Christmas" (1966) Tim Burton admitted some inspiration from Dr. Seuss. Look for it and you'll see it clearly. I recommend watching this with your kids first but then I am sure they will enjoy it as much as mine. Adults will find so many deeper levels to appreciate it as well. The musical element is terrific as well. I highly recommended it! Hope this is helpful!

Rush Hour 3

Rush Hour 3. Well if you are reading this you are probably aware there are two previous films. The Rush Hour Franchise has its tried method. Seen one seen all. Chris Tucker is goofy and over the top. Yes, Jackie Chan is getting older but he is still the same old Chan we no and love using the surrounding objects in each fight. Despite his age, the creativity in choreography shown in the fight scenes is still there as it always was. The only evidence of age may be the jumps falls and flips are a little closer to the ground than they were 15 years ago. The humor quotient is high. Many parts made me laugh out loud, though other parts made me roll my eyes and some of the jokes seemed to miss the mark a bit but others were really quite funny. Gotta love the taxi driver. The action scenes are well-done and evenly spread through out the film, they were on the mark. The relationship between Lee and Carter goes through its strains, as any relationship does, which adds a personal touch to the movie. Overall it is a light hearted comedic action flick that is simply fun to watch. Hope this is helpful!

Superman Doomsday

Superman Doomsday is a must for adult Superman fans. This PG-13 movie is not for your little toddlers but that is pretty obvious. The plot/story is pretty dark and heavy. Death and loss, aliens, and clones, and genetic engineering provided a plethora of sci-fi fantasy topics to cover. The fight scenes are really spectacular. There is nothing terribly unique in this one but it is loads of fun for the fans of superman. Hope this is helpful!

The Naked Brothers Band: Battle of the Bands

The Naked Brothers Band is a by kids for kids movie. Everything in it seems lame; yes, very lame but it is targeted at people who are already fans of the The Naked Brothers Band, and they already know they will like it. The story is somewhat amusing. It is a typical underdog story (in this case it was a battle of the bands). The drama between the characters is done in a �Reality Show� style; but, come-on now, what do 11 year olds know about love. Still, a 5 �10 year old child who watches them, may enjoy it. It is cute, in a cheesy sort of way, and sweet. The characters are likeable and the music is decent. There won�t be any great surprises from this one but I suspect you won�t be disappointed from this Nickelodeon produced film. Hope this is helpful!

Jack Frost

Jack Frost was a bit of a disappointment. We recently watched 'Frosty the Snowman' (from 1969)and were very pleased. This version of 'Jack Frost' is sweet but not quite as warm and fuzzy feeling nor was it as nostalgically endearing, as the Frosty movie. My kids were completely bored with this movie. I tried three times and the wife and I needed to finish it after they went to bed. It is a love story that is narrated by the Groundhog Day groundhog. The cheesy characters with their silly faces is a little annoying. The old dated movie is really not really worth revisiting. There are better films out there, from classics to more current and, less dated, Holiday films to choose from. Unless you stumble upon it on TV OR you are *really* into theses classics (and despite the reviews you know already you'll like it)I would recommend skipping this one. Hope this is helpful!

Strawberry Shortcake: Meet Strawberry Shortcake

I love seeing these second generation shows. Yes, they took this version in a slightly different direction then back why my sister used to watch it; but this is one of my 3 year old daughters favorite DVDs. My 2 year old son wouldn't be embarrassed for me to tell you he asks for the "Cookies" (Ginger Snaps), episode on this DVD by name. The music and sining and dance, accompanied by the dream like psychedelic images, are fun and lively and perfectly targeted at young toddlers. There are even a few jokes, that come from the cat, to make us adults chuckle. This is simply sweet. Rent it for your kids under 6 years old and they'll love it. Hope this is helpful!

Big Love: Season 2

As a fan of Big Love season one I had high expectations for season 2. I have not been disappointed. Id you are not familiar with it you must check it out. It is an absolutely fascinating premise that has not been done to death by Hollywood yet. Bill Paxton plays Bill Henrickson a Mormon with three wives. He is pulls superbly authentic and convincing in the role. Bill moved off a Mormon compound and settled in the suburbs. All the acting is top notch. This is definitely a drama HBO style. Edgy, SEXY and entertaining. Season one starts by introducing the characters and the unique issues of dealing with three wives. Yes it means more sex but also more to manage. Season one eventually moves into more drama and conflict and ends with a serious cliff hanger. Season 2 picks up with less "sexy" but much more serious drama and struggles that challenge the entire marriage, of four, and there very survival as a family is the suburbs. Do they come to a point where the prophet from the compound becomes a necessary ally despite the negative history? Well, I am certainly not going to tell you; but I assure you the drama is entraining and let the season settle in a few episodes and then the "sexy" comes back too. It is a very unique and worthwhile series. Check it out! I hope this is helpful!

Deck the Halls

This is a typical Christmas comedy. It is cute during the season but falls far short of a hilarious movie. Even so, it is a worthy watch one time during Christmas. Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are decent in the movie with some funny and some just plain silly. Kristin Davis is the well grounded female perspective and the one adult to this childish bickering between two grown men. Yes the plot is rather lame. Kristin Chenoweth plays a bit of a ditz, but very attractive with two attractive twin daughters. So after the shallow plot I look to the ending to bring home something great. The ending, which should be touching when Christmas spirit prevails, well... since the entire premise was week to begin with, the conclusion bring only very slight satisfaction. That said, I reiterate it has some funny parts and Christmas music my kids liked so if you need a Holiday flick this one will do in a pinch. Check it out, enjoy. Hope this is helpful!

Thomas & Friends: Thomas's Snowy Surprise

My son received this DVD for Christmas. If your kids regularly like Thomas this will be a huge hit. Even my daughter, who usually finds the show boring liked these. Plus there are sing-along-songs and holiday games on the disk making this a "special" Thomas experience that is highly recommended for Fans of the show. Hope this is helpful!

Bring It On: In It to Win It

Bring It On: In It to Win It is not for everyone. This movie is targeted to real cheerleading fans. I think specifically for young cheerleaders (pre-teen or teenage) that have an interest in completive Cheerleading. The DVD actually has step by step institutions in the Special Features to learn some of the cheers. So if you are interested in cheerleading get the DVD for that reason, more than the movie. On to the movie... Well, the 'West Side Story' type plot is a bit thin and very predictable. The characters are mostly interesting and the acting is decent/tolerable. What this movie has going for it is, the stunts. Yes the young cast is more than attractive, they can cheer. If you are interested in this for its unique movie merits alone, *Skip it* and find something else because �In It to Win It� is going to disappoint. This movie is for people who like to cheer or to watch cheerleaders. The choreography is amazing, the cast is cute the story is tried and true/predictable, and overall, this DVD has a specific niche target market. If it is what you are looking for check it out, otherwise I recommend you pass. If you are looking for a decent sports movie about cheerleading check out the first Bring It On. It was actually a good flick for any audience. Hope this is helpful!

Frosty the Snowman / Frosty Returns

This Frosty the Snowman is the Original version that aired on Television. It is with out question a Yuletide Classic. This is not holiday specific (though I have always associated it with Christmas time) it is really more of a winter-time song and theme. I remember as a kid looking through the TV guide to see when it would be on that year near Christmas-time. It never failed to be on TV (of course there were no DVDs ;-) The song and the music interlace with the story they are one and the same with the song actually leading the plot. The plot well �Down to the village, With a broomstick in his hand, Running here and there all Around the square saying, Catch me if you can. He led them down the streets of town Right to the traffic cop. And he only paused a moment when He heard him holler �Stop!�� and so on. How clever to make a show out of the song. Of course the song isn�t 30 minutes long so there is some filler story added but it is all led by the song you know and love. My children loved it. My wife and had nostalgic warm fuzzy through and through, and this little sing-songy show really hit the spot this winter Holiday. I sure hope it snows here soon because my kids want to make our own Frosty now. =) As for the second, Frosty Returns�, It is just filler on the disk. It would seem a shame to have only 30 minutes on the DVD. The kids didn�t seem to mind it but it�s just not the same as the song based Frosty. I very strongly recommend you get this movie this winter. If you have seen it a hundred times you will love it again. If you have never seen it� well, I won�t ask �where have you been� I�ll just recommend you check it out soon. Hope this is helpful!

Maxed Out

This is a hard hitting documentary. It is one that I think everyone should see. Working in Financial Services I see first hand the problem that debt can be. This Documentary is fascinating. It bring up lots of question but offer no helpful suggestions. It does jump around a lot between personal debt problems and national debt. In the sense the "point" seems to get a bit lost. The stories of the people who would commit suicide over their debt is very wrenching. The audacity of ruthless young collectors who make a game out of manipulating people emotions, the guilt trip they lay the illegal information they gather, it is infuriating. The reality will hit, how important it is to manage your debt, you credit report and your personal data. Also how unfair the system since VIPs personal information is handled differently. So I have mixed feelings about the documentary as a whole but I do believe everyone should give it a watch. Hope this is helpful!

Meet the Robinsons

Meet The Robinsons is pure Disney family fun. It doesn�t reach the caliber of the greatest CGI films of the last several years but it certainly does not disappoint. My children loved it. Especially the singing frogs. :p But while thing got quite goofy for a while and drew the kids in the effects on the space time continuum will keep the parents interested as well. My three year old got a bit confused when everything got �yucky� but the truth is your children will certainly enjoy the characters and sci-fi loving parents will enjoy the gadgets. Overall this is a touching story of an orphaned boy named Lewis who finds that real family awaits him in the future. All he needs to do is �Keep Moving Forward.� Watch this movie with your kids. You will all have a great time. Hope this is helpful!

The Bourne Ultimatum

From beginning to end The Bourne Ultimatum never slows down, never takes a breath, it keeps you on the edge of your seat form start to finish. The 'Bourne' Franchise has exemplified the way a trilogy should be done. Yes, the films have a similarity, a very comon thread but start by surprising you in 'Identity' and wrap up with a strong film that is more than just "the answers." Ultimatum does more than just close the book on the story; it does so with style. I felt like I was getting of a wild roller coaster at the end. A little short of breath and thinking WOW! The fight scenes are great the car (Chace) scenes are stellar, the actors all deliver solid performances. This movie is certainly a must see. Interestingly enough I think you could watch this one even with out knowing the first two. The Bourne Ultimatum, highly recommended! Hope this is helpful!

Animal Crackers: Season 1

This is a fun cute simple program that my Three year old enjoyed and I chuckled at the the jokes that went over her head. Is it really worth a spot in you queue? I don't know, only if you watch lots of children's programming and want to check out something pretty mediocre but entertaining. It is available on instant watching and sometimes my kids just want to sit beside me while on the computer and for a Video On Demand it was more than worth watching to keep my daughter happy for a while. Hope this is helpful.

Beowulf

Alright. Ignore the nay sayers. This movie is *NOT* horrible. It is *not* a big budget mainstream movie! I recently saw the Beowulf (2007) with Ray Winstone in the theater. This version is NOTHING like that one. Do not expect it to be. This is a low budget direct to DVD 'Sci-fi channel movie' production. It has the look and feel of hundreds of movies on the Sci-fi Channel (cable Television) late at night. If you don't watch/like shows like Highlander, Xena (warrior princess), Hercules, or Beast Master then just consider this a caution and AVOID! Beowulf is a beautiful poem, a great story and 'fantastic' tale. The story is as solid as they come. This version has Christopher Lambert in awkward fight scenes. He fights like Lucy Lawless in Xena just doing back-handsprings around the (not so scary) monster. It is rather laughable yes. The monster 'Grendel' is even more ridiculous. Do not take the movie too seriously, it doesn't. The acting is no worse than the Hercules series on TV in the 90's. If you don't like that; skip this one. Personally I found this enjoyable as an alternate telling of the famous tale. This movie focused on revealing insights into the legend that I did not get from the 2007 version (either time I was in the theater). Yes it lacks some sizzle and it lacks style but it has a story. It holds its own as as a Sci-fi Fantasy film. You need to decide for yourself if this is the type of film you are looking for. Hope this is helpful.

Magic Gift of the Snowman

The Magic Gift of the Snowman is certainly a movie for young children. It is a bit like the story of the Velveteen Rabbit meets Frosty the Snowman, or in this case Snowden. I think most adults will recognize the touching story of a young boy putting forth great effort to helpful his little sister. I think most *young* children will enjoy the Hip cool Snowden and the story of the princess. It is not a big budget movie but this is a sweet story you may enjoy with your toddler this Holiday season. Hope this is helpful.

Film Geek

This is an entertaining film that is easily watched while accomplishing other tasks. That is, the plot is straight foreword and quite simple so it does not take your full attention. It is targeted specifically at the �ber film geeks or (almost �ber geek , compared to Scotty Pelk). I enjoyed recognizing the titles he rattles off. This guys social ineptitude is certainly amusing. The film has a low budget independent-film feel to it, so it would be impossible to compare to a film like Napoleon Dynamite but it has a few similarities. It is a story of an obsessed film savant who finally gets discovered (after a period of struggle) and gets recognized as an accomplished film authority/critic. Overall it is entertaining and satisfying. Humorous but not quite hilarious. Worth watching if you are into film geeking and appreciate a good indie flick. Hope this is helpful!

Secret Things

This movie is so much more than I expected. Great plot with surprises you won't guess. Love, power, sex and so much more. This is partly erotic cinema but it is so much more than a skin-flick. If nudity is going to bother you or the sex (there is a quantity of sex) then it may not be for you. But the film is more about daring, and manipulation and power than it is actually a full on soft-porn-flick. I don't like the subtitles but it is actually worth the effort in this case. This is a movie for people who believe they can see the art and beauty in the sex and seduction. OK, honestly, it is rather hot too ;-) but there is a depth that makes it quite unique. Hope this is helpful!

American Samurai

I rate this movie 2.5*s but only for a few great bloody sword fight sequences. This is American Martial arts movie and the cheesy facto is huge while the fight quality is low and just doesn't come together. You would simply be better off watching BloodSport. That said, If you stumble across this movie late night on Spike TV or watch on Instant Viewing after a few beers with buds, this is not *completely* un-watchable but it comes close. I certainly recommend just watching it on-line over using a place in your queue for this. Hope this is helpful.

Carlito's Way

Carlito's Way gets off to a slow start. It has a lot of dialog which at some points becomes tedious but for the most part is pretty cool. The movie has a few slow moments that could be cut but also has its share of great scenes; building up to a phenomenal ending. Al Pacino is great but some of the supporting cast deliver week performances which at one point made me laugh at it ridiculous-ness. (the wheelchair guy). Penelope Miller is stellar though. Seductive and authentic. The movie has its hits and its misses and overall is very worth watching. Hope this is helpful.

Casshern

This Japanese movie has familiar sci-fi/horror themes to many American movies (undead-etc); but maintains a uniquely Japanese feel to it. Yes, the effects are gorgeous; CG that is simple cool, and it has a strong element of anime interfused. The live action fight scenes start as you would expect in 'kung fu' movie. After we meet the 'superhero' there are some fights that remind me very much of The Matrix and even to the extent of their Faith in Casshern, the one! =). I would not call the anime portion the *best* anime I have seen come out of Japan. The Martial Arts is not the best I have seen either. However, together the movie as a hole works well as a hybrid style. Artistically the movie is excellent. The use of color and light is magnificent. The sound track is invigorating as well. This movie has a lot going for it. With many different elements that combined, create a unique hybrid genre film. The themes are deep; dealing with subjects like the meaning of life and humanity (and it�s flaws) selfishness, hatred, and rage then moves to contemplate destiny and ultimately love. It asks questions like; who is the real terrorist? There is a huge portion of spirituality doused throughout this movie as well. My one problem with it is that there is too much to keep up with. There is the spirit world, the real world, the dream world, the present time, and the past time, and all the flashes and clips from each are tightly tangled. All that, combined with a visual switch between realistic CG, anime, and some cartoon-like animation, and then switching back to live action it becomes a lot handle. Add in reading the subtitles (small font didn�t help). When you put all these elements together they do become distracting and the plot suffered some from all the jumping around. Regardless, I still think this is a must see! There was undoubtedly more potential here than the movie lived up too, but it is still very worth the time to view it. Hope this is helpful!

Hellboy: Animated: Blood & Iron

Hellboy fans; this is as good as it gets. Even if you didn't get into the live action. this one is SO much better it is worth a peak. It is set in central Europe with flash backs to explain the history, this movie has a very 'Hellboy' / creepy feel to it. The Vampires and the supernatural goddess Hecate, and the Hungarian Blood Countess, are a terrific directions to take this movie. This is the second Animated installment and is as good as the fist (Hellboy: Animated: Sword of Storms) maybe better. This one, Blood & Iron, is very dark. The voices are the same great cast from the movie. The animation is edgy and a bit a cross between the the comics and the live action art direction. They did a phenomenal job with colors and highlighting certain moments. The things you can do in graphic novels that don't work in live action. It is simply magnificent. The DVD is great as well. Be certain to check out the Extras. The "Reversal Fortune: Broom's Story" puts all the flashbacks together in chronological order. It is very interesting. The behind these scenes gives more insight and there is even a short story called "Iron Shoes" That never made th comic and this is the one place to see it. Add this to your queue. Hope this is helpful.

Assault of the Party Nerds

A complete waste of time. Yes it uses the Lambda frat and the Nerds name but this is nothing like the Revenge of the Nerds I know and love. This is a National Lampoon-ish spin off but it misses the funny by a long shot. It has some nudity and fan service but that is about all it has. The acting is unforgivably horrible. A better script could have made the plot work but alas the movie falls apart on almost every level. If you enjoy the 80's comedies that showcase a little skin, have a look, but I really believe it is an utter waste of time. Hope this is helpful.

Barbie as Rapunzel

First, I thought I would never get the Barbie movies for my daughter. The marketing enterprise that is Barbie has manged to brilliantly make millions for about 50 years. Now that its on DVD too I swore them off, until my daughter spent a weekend with her grandparents and came back with a few. My three year old daughter is picky about the Barbie movies she prefers. Of of the set (see my list 'just for my little girl') my daughters favorite barbie movie is Barbie as Rapunzel. In this one creativity and art is strongly encouraged. The music is superior to a few of the others and the characters are entertaining not annoying. Kelly Sheridan voices Barbie in this movie as well as in 'Barbie: The Nutcracker'. Cree Summer (one of the most recognizable voices in children's & adult animation today) is a great supporting cast, as the voice of an adorable sidekick friend; the young dragon Penelope, along with 'Rapunzel' (and the hare for comedic relief) make an entertaining crew. This version of the fairy tale is nothing like the one you remember so come at it with an open mind. Well... at least my three year old likes it. I recommend this for a 3-8 year old girl. The dazzling colors and the music and the dresses will keep her spell bound. Most of the Barbie series is that way, but this particular one goes over better with me, as a father try to stomach all the pink, and even my daughter likes it-- best of the lot. Hope this is helpful!

Eight Crazy Nights

This is typical Adam Sandler jokes and behavior. Its certainly not exceptional, nor is it for young children, but it is a cute story and very seasonal. It has a positive lesson/moral. During the holidays, if your interested in watching a seasonal movie and something with a humor edge this is worth checking out. It really has a good ending makes up for a lot. I would rate it 3.5 because it 'scratches a certain itch' during the season; my wife and I particularly like seasonal movies during this time of year. Hope this is helpful.

The Santa Clause 3

Over the top and goofy? Yes. Martin Short is like that though. He is a ridiculous villain but my 3 year old enjoyed the movie. Overall... It was cute and family friendly though it doesn't come close to measuring up to the first two. If you are in the mood for a family Christmas movie it will do but this is a once is enough type movie. I certainly have no need to add it to the DVD collection. I would recommend adding it to your queue and checking it out once during the holiday season. Hope this is helpful.

The Bionic Woman: Vol. 1

Bionic Woman starts off the season looking like it has potential. I was predicting a new Alias type show with some great Bionic action. A few week in it becomes a bit of a disappointment. There have only been a few excellent bionic scenes and few good fights. The drama is average. It is not bad but certainly not engrossing either. If I am surfing I'll stop in for a while but the series seems to have failed to become exceptional yet, in season one. The first really intense plot turn doesn't happen until one of the major cast members is killed off; and then the season ends pretty decent. So, check this out! The sound effect from the 6 million dollar man and the ties to the original Bionic woman are cool, but the series is not yet all it could be. I hope for another season and a better group of writers because it has potential, and room for improvement. Hope this is helpful.

The Invisible

I am a bit conflicted on what to rate this movie. It is well made sure; BUT � after getting off to a good start it quickly turns into to �typical - every ghost story� that we see in come out of Hollywood. Think Sixth Sense meets Ghost with a touch of Donnie Darko in a tame, made for TV style. Yes; there is a twist or two, though completely predictable. Two thirds through, the moment that is supposed to be intense, it gets almost excessively melodramatic. The conclusion's satisfying and touching, but again no surprise. Overall, it is decent, but with a half a yawn and completely forgettable. Solid acting just not an extremely thrilling thriller. Worth a peak if you have the time, just don�t expect to be dazzled.

Beowulf: Director's Cut

Grand and EPIC do not even begin to do justice to the masterpiece that is Beowulf! Magnificent! This movie has it ALL! It is a poignant touching cautionary tale that will lie on your soul. Beginning to end this experience is a THRILL ride of event and twists. The CG is so astonishingly real you forget that it is even CG. If anything it provides a continuity the film would not have had in live action. This is an entirely new level of CG. Anthony Hopkins has a way of expressing with his eyes like few actors. Certainly, I expected, that would be lost in the CG. It was not. The pores on the skin, the sweet, the facial and body hairs, the control overt lighting and shadows was spectacular. I would forget it was CG until things like Grendel the monster with no skin would show up all bloody a dripping mucus and puss. Did I mention, don't take the children. The realism of a man getting impaled by the chandelier and the blood flying right at your face in 3D makes it feel even more graphic. On the other hand, the realism of Angelina Jolie�s breasts popping out of the multiple scenes in 3D was � breathtaking. All the voice talent was phenomenal. Ray Winstone reminds me of Russell Crowe�s performance in Gladiator; gruff and powerful. At one point King Hrothgar says �The Gods will not do for us what we do not do for ourselves. What we need now is a HERO.� It takes special kind of hero to be a Danish Viking Legend. The voice and the character of Beowulf (Ray Winstone) brings shear authenticity to an unbelievable fictional character who epitomizes the superhero. I ramble on� so I will not get into the story now, but you will be touched by the innocence of a grotesque monster in pain, stunned by the beauty of the monsters mother, appalled at the state of man who becomes monstrous, moved by the heart and courage a man who chooses to right the wrong he did, and most importantly you will be WOWED by the movie Beowulf! A thrill ride! Add it to your queue now. I hope this is helpful!

The Littlest Angel

This is a very sweet little cartoon for your 3 - 6 yr old. Yes it does teach a good lesson but I have a bit of a problem with it as well. Do you really believe that the "Patriarch Prophets" the other 'older' angels would have been so mean to the boy? This is heaven, why would this boy be so miserable? The story could have been told with cute little lambs who gave all they had to give and it was greater than the gifts from those who had more to give. If you know the parable of the of the woman who gave the last coin that is the lesson here. My 3 year old doesn't contemplate what is heaven, so to her the story is adorable and I think your three year old will enjoy it too. I talked to my daughter about why the Littlest Angel gave the best gift. It is positive a worth showing your kids. Hope this is helpful.

Mouse

Mouse is a very unique anime (if you can call it that) I like my anime bloody and violent. This is almost anime porn. It is T&A fan service start to finish. The charectors are sweet and funny. One man, called The Mouse, is a thief. The Mouse can steal anything. Well, aside from a few lame heists the rest of the show is his three women (who refer to him as master) trying to seduce him. There is sex and yes excessively gratuitous fan service, and it is all in the spirit of fun. I think it is more cute to laugh at than truly impressive in anyway but if you like a lot of T&A in your anime, here is a series that just gives you the boobs part with out hassling with cool action sequences and violent fight. Is only half of an anime program? Yes. At least now you know what the program is. Consider this a warning; don�t rent this if you want more than anime breasts in your face. I still recommend checking it out for the simple fact that I have never seen anime quite like this before. Especially the disc #2. I found it entertaining and I hope you do too. Hope this is helpful.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead is a great script. Almost too much of a great script. The lines and phrases are catchy and quotable. Garcia is a cool cat. He plays "Jimmy the Saint" and a saint he is. An honorable man who sticks by his men. Most of the movie is very slow with lots of dialog. Cool dialog but lots of it. There is some violent action at the end but most of the movie is a tease for it. Christopher Walken is always fun to watch. He is plays a character who is a mob boss despite the fact that he is paralyzed from the neck down. The scene where he is trying to make Jimmy beg and he offers an alternative to suck on his dead d*#@ ha ha ha absolutely hysterical. That Steve Buscemi would play the baddest bad @ss in the movie is a very different role for him but it actually works. I was not a fan of Treat Williams in the particular role he was playing � but , it is a forgivable flaw. I like Treat as the character who has it all together like in the Substitute. Overall the movie caries a laid back tone. As an adrenalin junkie it felt a bit long but was very worth the wait. It is easy to watch and very worth watching. I highly recommend adding it. Hope this is helpful.

Ocean's Thirteen

So it is true; this film has very little of the suspense, tension and excitement of Ocean's 11. The big draw here is the stellar cast, especially with Al Pacino's role. It is not a terrible movie. There is a intelligent thought-out strategy but there is little excitement. You will see it all a mile away. With 12 & 13 I can't help but to compare them to both of the Ocean's 11 movies. Maybe if they didn't have to live up to those expectation it would be more bearable but it is disappointing when a film with outstanding potential is just good. That said, I am extremely happy to have watched it and would make the same choice again but this one won't join my DVD library. I think, they have exacted their revenge and now the franchise can put the Ocean's movies to rest for good. I would suggest watching this but understand it is not the original or the re-make it is a sequel and really a conclusion film. Hope this is helpful!

Shrek the Third

Shrek the Third is worth watching if you liked both of the previous movies. It is not as exciting as the first but better than the second. The impending parenthood adds an element of desperation but it is not intense. The humor is there but in doses. It had us laughing here and there but not continuously like the first one. Also there enough is happening to keep your attention but not quite edge of your seat. My 3 year old was very pleased, and that makes me happy. I could appreciate that the CGI is phenomenal. This movie tied up all the loose ends and drew a nice conclusion to the Shrek legacy. The movie is worth watching, to know how the story ends. To go any further with this would kill it, but for now, it is an adequate conclusion film. Hope this is helpful!

Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie

Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie is a larger budget multiple locations feature film version of the Barney you either love or hate. I personally can barley stomach the annoying purple dino but my two year son loves when they sing and dance. My 3 year old daughter likes it too. There are not many programs that both my children will actually watch for an hour. This movie is about a boy who needs to learn to open up his mind and use his imagination, and a magic egg containing the dream maker. The egg will hatch when all 5 magic stripe light up. The children lose the egg and need to chase it down to save the egg before it hatches. While this movie choice is not as enjoyable to me as their other favorite, it makes little difference since it will occupy the kids so my wife and I can get some down time. Our first choice family favorite is Blue's Clues: Blue's Room: Meet Blue's Baby Brother but, an alternate option that suits the children is in fact Barney's Great Adventure. After tuning it on for them you may want (or need) to leave the room but they�ll enjoy the time. My kids favorite song is the song �If all the rain drops where lemon drops and gum drops...� and so that is our highlight to this silly little flick. Hope this is helpful!

Grindhouse: Death Proof: Bonus Material

The Bonus Material for Death Proof is worth watching. No, there isn't the fake trailers but get over it. Yes, the Bonus Material should have been on the same disc with the film, but its not, so rent this one. The stunts a stunt-people are phenomenal. The old school methods are very very cool to see. Kurt Russell is just great. The "Finding Quentin's Gals" is the icing on the cake. This is worth renting for this part alone. My favorite though is the Introducing Zoe Bell. To see her evolution from stunts to acting is inspiring. The Double Dare Trailer is cool too. I found out Zoe was Xena (stunt double anyway). Simply put, I recommend renting this for the insights into the movie and Quentin Tarantino's mind, and the actors. Hope this is helpful!

Hustler Squad / Wild Riders

Watching this movie is like a time capsule. This movie is an exploitation film which is supposed to be raunchy, gritty, violent and excessive. The premise of the first feature 'Hustler Squad' (it has a tag line) 'killer prostitutes' has great potential. The characters are interesting *BUT* it is a terrible delivery. The few skin and sex shots come at the very end with some lame murder death scenes that were very un-impressive. It was simply not graphic enough to push the envelope. Wild Riders is the second feature. The acting is horrible. Only then do you realize how much better it was in the first. Still it is closer to exploitation; and offensive rape scene and horrible men that really piss you off; and then comes the moment when he gets stabbed through the eye (for the one graphic bloody scene in this feature) it is quite rewarding. The problem is with both of these features the quantity of crap you need to sit through, for the few good shots, makes the movie more than dated, it is down right tedious and dare I say, boring. So much potential, so little results. I found it worth sitting through. Not for the quality but for a trip back in time to the early 70's and a bit of insight into early exploitation films of that era. The best part of the DVD was actually the previews when it was in drive in mode. There was Mighty Mouse clip that I remember. Great stuff. The DVD has an option to watch in Drive in Mode, or simply play the features. If you are interested in the era and genre check this out; just know what to expect. Hope this is helpful.

Chuck: Season 1

Two thumbs up! Chuck is a hit! I had low expectations to start. The previews reminded me of a failed show called Jake2.0 Super sweet, super smart kid recruited into secret government work. Well; the campy light hearted feel, the charming and likable characters, paired with the over-the-top scenarios this untrained, unsuspecting, nerd finds himself in; never cease to entertain. It is amusing (in fact almost hilarious at times) with a share of action. It is never enough action that my wife and kids won't watch but just enough to keep me (an adrenaline junkie) in my seat. They have found a perfect balance. This is my favorite show of the genre since Alias. It is the best *new* show to the Fall 2007 Network line up. I highly recommend watching Chuck: Season 1. Hope this is helpful.

Prison Break: Season 3

As a huge fan of season one and two; I was highly skeptical how you can have a show called "Prison Break" could continue after having broken out of 'Prison'. Well; the season starts in a new prison. By now I am sure that this series is going straight down hill. I WAS WRONG! They have kept it fresh and exciting and nail-biting. The ideas they where able to come up with is fascinating and the complications, frustrating. It is intense. If you haven't seen any Prison Break start with season one and don't blink until season three ends. Hope this is helpful.

Caillou: Caillou at Play

Caillou is TERRIBLE television. Yes it is annoying but so is Teletubies and Barney. I hate them too but the difference is that those shows actually teach my daughter & my son positive lessons. Caillou teaches bad behavior, terrible tone of voice, crying and temper tantrums to get your way and many other bad or selfish behaviors. The idea is then they show the proper behavior but what do you think the kids remember. I have banned the show from my house after my daughter started to copy Caillou's tone of voice, "I don't want to, whaa waa". It is TERRIBLE. DO NOT allow your kids to see it. Some episodes aren't so bad. That is the worst of it because My daughter fell in love with it on several episodes I tolerated then we saw the really bad ones. Don't get sucked into that trap. AVOID! Hope this is helpful!

1-2-3 Magic: Managing Difficult Behavior in Children 2-12

Dr. Phelan takes a logical and simple approach to Effective Discipline. We were given this program by Early Intervention for my son. We tried counting before but fell victim to a couple of errors that we didn't even realize we were doing. in just 2 days both my 2 year old and my three year old know what is coming and although I have 'Immediate Testers' we can see the simple methods he teaches are already helping. This program is filmed at a workshop and Dr. Phelan has a rather dry appearance. At first I thought "This is going to be a long two hours". He has a dry sense of humor but covers a lot of material and has some ridiculous film clip examples that are simple and silly and it does break up the lecture comfortably. If your kids are between 2 years old and 12 and you are open to some suggestions (especially if hyperactivity runs in your family like it does mine) I highly recommend checking out this program. Its helping my family. Hope this is helpful.

Grindhouse: Planet Terror: Bonus Material

The Bonus Material for Planet Terror is worth watching. No, there isn't the fake trailers but get over it. The "10-Minute Film School" was worth the rent. The rest of the features are interesting as well. You would never have known that Freddy Rodriguez (who played El Wray) had never done an action hero before. The casting of Rebel (Robert Robert Rodriguez's son) is adorable. I enjoy behind the scenes stuff and this was cool. It is a shame that this couldn't have been on the same disk with the movie. There is only an hour of footage here. I suspect we will see much more from Tarantino and Rodriguez in the future (related to this project) but for now, watch this Bonus Material if you liked the movie and want some behind the scenes. Hope this is helpful.

Grindhouse: Planet Terror

Grindhouse: Planet Terror is an homage movie. It is a melding of two film-schools. The modern CGI techniques and the animatronics (puppet monsters) of the 70's. This movie is intentionally made to look like a low budget 70's exploitation film (a B-Movie), but if you look at the actually quality of the shots each frame is exactly what Robert Rodriguez was going for artistically, it is a masterpiece. It has the intentional film real scratches and holes and splices that you would see on a worn out real at the drive-in. It is actually used a an effect to get a more gritty creepy feel. This could be seen as a Modern-retro film making project. What is grindhouse? Exploitation films. What does that mean? Simply dirty and gritty sick for the sake of being dirty and gritty and sick. Yes, this is a gore fest. It really is not a 'scary' movie. It is so over the top that there is plenty of humor in it as well. It truly is an absolute blast to watch. The dialog is campy and bad, the plot, well a bio-hazard create zombie/undead-like infected monsters and the survivors need to kill the infected before their brains become snack food. How do you kill these infected, in the most gruesome manner you think of. If it is cool and violent it will likely work to kill the monsters. Most of the time shooting them in the head is the way to go, because then they graphically explode. ha ha ha. It is an absolute riot. If you like the genre it is a must see, if you are not familiar with this genre of films you should check out something new and shake your head in shock, wondering *did they really do that?*!!! Hope this is helpful!

Blue's Clues: Blue's Room: Meet Blue's Baby Brother

Blue's Clues is one of my kids favorite shows. Of all the episodes my Three year old specifically requests this one regularly. This 10th Anniversary movie is a larger scale production with more sets characters and music than the regular episodes. The songs are more catchy than ever, and it is very educational as well. Any fan of the show will love this special Anniversary event. Enjoy. Hope this is helpful.

Maggie and the Ferocious Beast: Adventures in Nowhere Land

My three year old is in love with the Maggie and the Ferocious Beast series. This is a pleasant lovable TV show. Maggie is a sweet little redhead like Shirley Temple or Madeline. She leads this crew with her friend Hamilton and the tender hearted 'ferocious beast'. These are short simple episodes just right for a 2-4 year old. Hope this is helpful.

King of the Hill: Season 11

The 11th season and Mike Judge genius lives on. Hank, Dale, Boomhauer & Bill drinking beer in the ally is classic. This is one of very few Television sitcoms that actually gets better as the years go by. My whole family can watch and enjoy the show. The characters are and remain interesting and the scripts intelligent and entertaining. This is a show that is usually on some channel some where and when we need something everyone can agree on, King of the Hill is always a winning choice. If you are a fan, you'll enjoy it again. If you have never seen the show; start at the beginning and watch it evolve. Hope this is helpful.

King of the Hill: Season 10

The 10th season and Mike Judge genius lives on. Hank, Dale, Boomhauer & Bill drinking beer in the ally is classic. This is one of very few Television sitcoms that actually gets better as the years go by. My whole family can watch and enjoy the show. The characters are and remain interesting and the scripts intelligent and entertaining. This is a show that is usually on some channel some where and when we need something everyone can agree on, King of the Hill is always a winning choice. If you are a fan, you'll enjoy it again. If you have never seen the show; start at the beginning and watch it evolve. Hope this is helpful.

King of the Hill: Season 9

The 9th season and Mike Judge genius lives on. Hank, Dale, Boomhauer & Bill drinking beer in the ally is classic. This is one of very few Television sitcoms that actually gets better as the years go by. My whole family can watch and enjoy the show. The characters are and remain interesting and the scripts intelligent and entertaining. This is a show that is usually on some channel some where and when we need something everyone can agree on, King of the Hill is always a winning choice. If you are a fan, you'll enjoy it again. If you have never seen the show; start at the beginning and watch it evolve. Hope this is helpful.

Nip/Tuck: Season 5: Part 1

The season gets off to a great start. I have been a fan of the show the previous 4 seasons and I believe this season is a pivotal 'make or break' for the future of Nip/Tuck, if there is going to be one. Sean has left his family behind. Christian is trying to be a dad. They start off, in over there heads, in a new city where the business is hard to get established as the newcomer. Obviously, McNamara/Troy is going to make it, but will the series Nip/Tuck. If they don't go too far with the goofy TV show angle and they utilize the new city and new start I believe this season will be spectacular. [EDIT - who would have thought in season 5 we begin to question Julia's sexuality. Does she join the team with Liz? I won't spoil it for you. Guess who else shows up in LA? Matt and the baby. You *won't believe what happens next. I assure you, Season 5 is better than 3 and 4. Hope for new life in this series is restored. And the 'sexy' is back too, especially by the Everett Poe episode.] [EDIT AGAIN - Now that the season has ended I must move this up to a solid 4* it ended strong the last few episodes, but the very last one, the season finale, is a bit of De Ja Vu. I wish they would have used a more original cliff hanger. Still, love the show! I hope this is Helpful!

Rize

This really is a fascinating documentary. It takes an open mind. The dialog moves like a documentary but the insights into a world and culture for which these individuals have tremendous passion for is absolutely enlightening. The dance sequences are amazing. The story history and culture of Krumpers is interesting. The movements dating back to Tribal Africa is amazing and the hole hearted passion these people have is moving. As documentaries go, this is heads above the rest. Enlightening and informative and worth the time to view. Hope this is helpful.

Live Nude Girls Unite!

This is a very interesting Documentary and nothing at all like what I expected. The legal civil and business issues were the most interesting. It is not a skin flick though it is about the sex industry. I wouldn't exactly consider it much fun to watch; but it is informative and I feel for the women who work in such terrible conditions. The filming seemed a bit armature but the story and emotion is real. This is not a film for the masses. If you are interested in what these women went though to create a union against the odds then check it out. There is a little added drama with the revealing of one girls line of work to her mother; but that adds little to the overall film. I found it worth watching. If you have plenty of time on your hands you may too. Hope this is helpful.

American Beer

As a huge fan of American Craft beer I appreciated the voyeuristic view of the breweries and the trip. Vicariously I was in heaven. 38 breweries in 40 days. The movie making was a bit poor but the quantity of big names in the craft beer industry is astounding. To have Garrett Oliver, Fritz Maytag, Sam Caligone and so many more, take the time out of their schedules shows there was a lot of effort put into this project. And a tremendous amount of beer drinking too. This movie is for the craft beer aficionados. It is not a BeerFest movie. For those of you who want to know more about quality beer, the brewers and the breweries, check this out. Hope this is helpful.

The Secret of Roan Inish

This is a cute-ish family movie. Quite slow but filled with noble Irish pride and music. The scenery is beautiful and the story slightly inspirational though completely unbelievable and enters the realm of fantasy. Still it was enjoyable enough to watch with my wife while playing with the kids. Hope this is helpful.

Tilt: Season 1

I really enjoyed this series. I was sad that it never continued. There was so much left to do. The problem was no one goes to ESPN to watch a drama. It was a good show, on the wrong channel. It is a series that would compete with Las Vegas. Slightly darker. Well written, great actors, wrong channel at the wrong time, was its one flaw. If you like poker, and Vegas, and drama television. Give this a shot. My DVR is still waiting for it to come back on the air. Hope this is helpful.

Grindhouse: Death Proof

Many of these reviews are harsh. It is true Death Proof did not live up to everything I hoped either. Still, Tarantino is a genius and he did accomplish something here that is quite different from films of the last two or three Decades. This an homage piece to an era from the early 70's. Grindhouse cinema and car chase movies like Vanishing Point (1971). This is with out question a film geeks film. If you are not a hard core Tarantino fan it may disappoint but I still think the unique style is worth watching. The dialog is long and it is slow but it does draw out the tension in action/suspense sequences (though there is less action than some of his other movies). When the action sequences gain momentum it does get quite intense. The girls are nice but the guys in this movie are pretty horrible. Even Kurt Russell who is a, great actor, is not a very scary man. It is a role that could have used Michael Madsen. Russell was not at fault though. The movie has a handful of excellent scenes and a tone (signature QT tone) that I love. Just be prepared and don't have your expectations too high. It is very girl power. Another great thing about the DVD is the music in the special features menu, shows what source some of the great songs might be recognised from. It does not fail to entertain *IF* you are willing to have patience with it. If that is not what you are looking for, then I'd simply suggest you avoid this one. I hope this is helpful.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

NO SPOILERS EVER!! that is just silliness. Hellboy 2 Review: I had huge expectations as a fan of the comic and the first movie. Ron Perlman and Selma Blair are sensational. Their chemistry even supersedes the first movie. The CGI is spectacular as well as the wardrobe and other great exciting effects. Unfortunately, a couple of the new characters are a bit goofy and come off as slightly awkward. Despite a few flaws the movie is incredibly well made and immensely entertaining. An interesting story line here that delves deeper into the heart and soul of our main characters. Certainly creative, and well written, and with out a doubt nostalgic for fans of the comic. All sci-fi / comic fans will like this a lot. I amm not certain it will hit all the mainstream fans Spiderman did so if you are typically on the fence with this genre it may be hit or miss for you. Uber fans are going to be as pleased as I am. Either way; I Hope this is Helpful!

Voltron: Defender of the Universe: Vol. 1

In 1984 I turned 7 years old. I loved this show. the cheesiness of the first few episodes is annoying while re-watching it but the excitement still builds in me when I hear the music and sound effects when they form VOLTRON! =) I can't help but to smile. It is largely nostalgia but I am happy to this this old favorite on DVD. If you have never seen the show it is like Speed Racer meets the Transformers with bad guys like the Thudercats. Is it a terrific program? well no. But I is fun with interesting characters in a cheesy 80's cartoon. If that is not what you are looking for the you are fore warned if you enjoy this era and genre of cartoon then check it out.

High School Musical 2

We enjoyed the first one more (High School Musical). This one (High School Musical 2) was a stretch to create the plot. The singing and dancing is Disney Channel quality and all things considered pretty decent. The choreography is very impressive and the quantity on kids they have spot on, is something to marvel at. This is clearly a big budget production and well made. My peeve with musicals is when they sing the lines that should be spoken. This one was at least smart enough to sing the songs and speak the conversations. It is a teen bop musical but I have seen worse. My kids liked it and I wasn't sick of the singing. It has a bit of a goofy lighthearted campy feel but it is fun. I suspect your 6 year old daughter will enjoy this while you roll your eyes only a little. Hope this is helpful.

The Astronaut Farmer

It would appear this is a love it or hate movie. The feel is more like the beginning of First Men in the Moon (1964) and other classic spcae movies; at least in the pace and feel. It has the classic Sci/fi space movie thing going for it.since there is the underdog trying to make it into space. This is not a movie trying to convince you the situation could happen. No. This is a bigger story than that. It is a character driven piece about dreams. It is an inspirational movie. If you can forgive a little, and give it some leash to stray from side to side with a few spots that are not entirely believable, you can still enjoy the movie. The Action (and special-effects) is very low for a modern movie. Again, I go back to the old H.G.Wells type books. It is an interesting and inspirational story and I found it enjoyable to watch with my whole family. Give it an open mind. Hope this is helpful.

First Men in the Moon

It was a very interesting movie. Worth watching within this genre because it had a quirky fun light feel to it. Cavor is just a fun character to watch. it is goofy and really quite family friendly. My 3 year old enjoyed it and wanted to watch it again (she did grab my arm at one point). Though it is family friend and a bit like a made for TV family movie at spots, it has a moral of the story that really can lay heavy if you think about it. By no means is it over done though. It is a moral thrown out there for you to grab or ignore. (I won't go further for sake of spoiler). There are both concepts and effects that are very dated but the movie is with out a doubt entertaining to watch. It is one of my favorites in this this genre so far. It was certainly great at the time it was made and passes the test of time to still entertain today. Hope this is helpful.

Fracture

I love the mind game that Hopkins can deliver. It is everything I expected. It didn't really go the extra mile with the plot, meaning I was not surprised at the end but there a some twists. Still it is solid and I really enjoyed Hopkins. Gosling was just OK in this role, in my opinion but he played the part. Overall it is a decent crime thriller just don't expect Primal Fear or Silence Of the Lambs and you may enjoy it. Hope this is helpful.

Spacemen, Go-Go Girls and the True Meaning of Christmas

This is a ridiculous little 30 minute short film made like an SNL skit with the look of the tech club project in High School or College. It is not even a film school piece. It is all tongue and cheek and so it is not meant to loved or hated only laughed at. You will actually laugh more at the cheep filmmaking than at the actors and the jokes. NOTE: this looks like the go-go dancers are going to strip at any moment; they don't. It is a PG flick that is worth the 30 mins it takes to laugh at it. It may even inspire you to make a movie; because you could probably make a better one. The question is, can you laugh at yourself and at them. If you are looking for a real, 'Hollywood' movie don't press Play. If you are up for a little Late Night Comedy, press play. It'll only take 30 minutes, and I bet you smile most of the way through, while rolling your eyes too. Hope this is helpful.

Kill Zone

WOW! This movie is unlike any other movie in the genre I have ever seen. Very film noir feel. It is a long build up to and extended closing sequence with the magnificent Donnie Yen. The end. Well, you will never see it coming. It is dark! Unique! And extremely thought provoking. I have so much to say but Ill leave it with this. If you want your regular fix of Hong Kong Martial arts cinema, look elsewhere. If you are ready for something *different* Check out Kill Zone / Saat po long. Hope this is helpful.

PCU

This movie is an instant 90's classic. There will never be another Animal House but this certainly in the same league. It has a finger on the pulse of the 90's and is truly hilarious as well as insightful if you take the time. If you went to college in the 90's you must see PCU. If were even alive in the 90's and know something about college life, then you must also see PCU. I highly recommend! Hope this is helpful.

Good Will Hunting

This movie is an instant modern classic, and a favorite of mine. It is an underdog story in which one man must face his demons and find his own path. 1998 Academy Award�: Best Writing Original Screenplay and deservingly so. Matt Damon and Robin Williams were fantastic. Ben Affleck deserves the credit for the script. Many people don't realize he wrote it. Affleck�s script is terrific even if his accent/acting felt a bit awkward at moments. After several times (seeing this movie) it still holds my attention. I look forward to a few of the best lines; about the price of an education, �Why I shouldn't take the job at NASA�, and of course, �I've gone to see about a girl�. If you haven�t seen Good Will Hunting, it is a must see; and if you haven�t seen it in a few years I suggest rewatching it, you will be pleased again. Hope this is helpful.

Aeon Flux

Having a solid understanding of the comic book and the MTV TV series from the 90�s definitely helps you follow along with the abstract style of this movie. It jumps right in with little to no explanation and demands you think through and figure it all out. I enjoyed this movie but it is a Sci-Fi comic book fan �cult� movie. It does not have mass appeal. If it is not a genre you usually enjoy then I recommend you skip it. I would say if you hated Elektra and Underworld skip this one. This is far more off the wall. If like twisted abstract comic book style action then check this out. I watched this show in the 90s on TV. I loved it! My only criticism is the tried to do it ALL in one movie. Nonetheless, Charlize Theron was fantastic; she even looks the part, she is so thin. The rest of the cast was solid as well. Hope this is helpful.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Great movie! Game fans *MUST* see! Those of you who are not familiar with the game but love action movies should check it out as well. I was not very familiar with the characters and backgrounds, so I was a little confused at first but I caught on quickly. The intense action sequences, brilliant game like fights, and through the air chases, have no limits in CG. And they keep you on the edge of your seat. The authenticity of the CG characters is so believable that they could teach a few live actors a thing or two. The voices were fantastic as well as the graphic emotions. There were a few comedic moments reminding us when to keep it light, not taking it too seriously. There are even some spirituality parallels you can find if you are interested in looking for them. I enjoyed Final �Fantasy: The Spirits Within� but I found �Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children� to have even more engaging action! Overall: the tremendous graphics, the interesting storyline, and the awesome fight & chase sequences, make this an incredible thrill ride worth taking. Hope this is helpful.

Emmanuelle in Rio

Wow! The movie opens with real Brazilian beauties. Most soft-core/skin flix have below par women (not so, in this one). The Emmanuelle series has a reputation of eroticism over shear sex. This is not the best in the series but worth watching if you follow them. It has become a bit more �late-night Skin-o-max�. There are 4 decent sex scenes and a large quantity of 'photo shoots�, which are really just an excuse to show you more naked women. If you expect anything more than that, I recommend you avoid this movie. If you want to see a movie that is visually like reading 'Playboy' magazine then look no further. If you are looking for greater character development then you should go back to the original Emmanuelle (1974) with Sylvia Kristel. The skin/sex in this movie is quite enticing though. The acting is poor, but there is little of it anyway. I usually expect the acting to be sub-par in this genre. At a couple of spots the annoying attempt at dialogue may even merit a quick ffwd. So if you are looking for all around quality skip this one; If you are looking for all around hotties, check it out. Hope this is helpful.

7 Star Grand Mantis / Breakout from Oppression / Magnificent Natural Fist

I rented this disk specifically for the Magnificent Natural Fist movie. One of the three movies on the disk. Magnificent Natural Fist is a ridiculously stupid kung fu comedy. It is (or should be taken as) tongue in cheek Martial Arts. With a couple years of Martial Arts myself and a drama class, I could have grabbed a few friends and made a better film myself. What makes this hilarious is how incredibly awful it is. There is no authentic Drunken Style fighting in this movie but they try to make a stab at it. True drunken style fighting is supposed to be a relaxed unfocussed freestyle and this was not. Nonetheless, if you want a good movie this is not it. If you like terrible tongue-in-cheek wannabe kung fu movies check it out. I found it SO ridiculous it was actually entertaining. The other two movies (7 Star Grand Mantis, and Breakout from Oppression) are in the same general category. I would not recommend this to anyone I know though. Hope this is helpful.

Kingdom of Heaven

This is a great movie! It is taking a lot of criticism in these reviews but the film never claimed to be 100% accurate; it's Hollywood. In fact there is an option on the DVD to turn on and get more details about the elements that are true facts. It is the right idea and of course it is PC because in our era the lawsuits would be ridiculous. Nonetheless, It is fantastically fun to watch. Orlando Bloom is as convincing and amazing as he has ever been. Eva Green, Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons, Edward Norton; need I say any more about the cast? Amazing cast delivers truly authentic performances. This movie was not trying to be a visual based movie like Ridley Scott's Alien movies. It is as visual as it needs to be to evoke the intended emotions. The action sequences are not up to the level of Troy it is more in the league of Gladiator (still just below that level), but the drama is sensational and the great sound track makes up for a lot. This movie is certainly worth the time. Sit back and just enjoy it as the movie it was intended for entertainment, (give it an open mind) then pick at the details if you like. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did. Hope this is Helpful!

Unleashed

Absolutely fantastic! This is a must see for Jet Li fans. If you liked 'Cradle to the Grave,' 'Romeo Must Die' & 'The One' then you will like this movie. Jet Li and Morgan Freeman are excellent. This is probably not the right choice for a quiet romantic evening. However, if you are looking for a very cool action movie with a decent story, incredible fight scenes and stunts then check out 'Unleashed'! Hope this is Helpful!

National Treasure

This is a typical 'what you'd expect' Adventure movie from Disney. Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger are great. If you put this film in a subcategory of 'Family Films' it ranks up with the great ones. In a larger pond It is not quite up there with Indiana Jones but it has that type of feel to it; a bit more family oriented. Nonetheless this is a well-made, very fun movie. The script is an interesting and unique idea. Even though it is a stretch away from believable, it is intelligent; and with a little imagination you quickly come to accept the premise and enjoy the movie. If you are looking for a life-changing movie this won't quite live up to that high of expectations. If you are looking for a very good Action/Adventure film that is suitable for the whole family, then check out National Treasure. Hope this is Helpful!

The Quick and the Dead

I thought this movie was very cool. The target market for 'The Quick and the Dead' is probably very small. This movie does not have the feel of a big budget studio movie nor does it have the same authenticity of a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood classic western. It falls somewhere in the middle. If you watch a lot of movies and you are a fan of actors (and the art of acting) then you will appreciate the fantastic cast that is acting in this movie. This is targeted toward a younger generation of western movie fans. If you are a die-hard fan of classic westerns you may be disappointed OR if you are looking for a solid plot and script like a modern drama you will also find it lacking. Still this is a fantastic movie. It is simply a straight foreword shoot-em-up fun time, no thinking cool western gunfight flick. If that sounds like something you would enjoy and if you liked 'Young Guns' then check this out. If not, then skip this movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Finding Neverland

Finding Neverland is absolutely FANTASTIC! This is one of the most endearing Drama's of the year. It is a bit slow and requires some patience, but becomes a beautifully touching story that will make you laugh and make you cry. The pace is maticulous at timed but it is for the sake of careful character development that is necessary to create the proper affect on the audience, later in the movie. The overall quality of this movie reaches a standard of excellence that all Dramas strive for. The script is brilliant, the acting is spectacular; the music and cinematography are beautiful. I expected great things from Depp and Winslet but the great performances of the 4 boys was a pleasant surprise. If you are a fan of Peter Pan you need to see this. If you are a little bit familiar with J.M. Barrie OR if you are a fan of the heart Warmer's, check this out; you will be pleased! Hope this is Helpful!

Black Sheep

Chris Farley & David Spade, have fantastic chemistry on the screen together. If you’re a fan of goofy physical comedy and jokes that are just ‘off the wall’ & funny, you'll like this movie. If your expectations of the jokes or the plot are too high you may be disappointed. The plot is not bad it is simply predictable and not impressive. The story line in 'Black Sheep' is simply a string by which to tie together all the funny moment of slapstick and the jokes. This is the same basic story as 'Tommy Boy'; with a lot more crazy accidents. If you roll you eyes at that type of humor don't rent this. If you love movies that make you point your finger and laugh at that fool on the screen, then check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Bless the Child

This is a very intense Religious Thriller. The script is brilliantly intelligent and unique. The cast and the acting are amazingly authentic. 'Bless The Child' will keep you on the edge of your seat, when its not making you sit back and think. This movie has plenty of "holy crap what was that" moments in it. A few of the digital affects were slightly second rate but it was 100% forgivable in the overall picture. This is a fantastic thrill ride. If you like Religious Thrillers like 'The Prophecy' movies or the 'Omen' series then you will probably love this movie too. Where those movies lean toward the "dark" side, 'Bless The Child' uniquely leans toward the (figurative) "light" side. I would also recommend 'The Seventh Sign' if you are a fan of this type of movie. Angels, demons, the Word of God, the twisted word of Satan, awesome spiritual warfare, what else can I say. If these things sound like the elements of a great movie to you, then check out this movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Uncle Buck

This is a straight foreword John Candy 80's comedy. If you are a fan of Candy and his silly antics you will love this movie. The acting is fantastic. The story is not entirely believable but where it strays off that road it is for the sake of laughs. 'Uncle Buck' is a touching comedy/drama speckled with laugh-out-loud scenes and covered in tongue-in-cheek humor about parenting. If you are looking for a lighthearted feel good comedy that is mostly wholesome check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Leaving Las Vegas

Dark and depressing even extremely bizarre, but you can't quite bring yourself to stop watching it. This is a very well made dark Drama but it is not a mainstream movie. You will not feel good after watching this. 'Leaving Las Vegas' is a fantastic story of an unlikely couple who coincidentally come together to form a very bizarre type of love story; an alcoholic and a prostitute who are lonely and in need of each other’s companionship. The script is excellent. The acting is fantastic. Nicolas Cage deserved the Academy Award he won for this role. The tone and subject matter are very depressing so I would not recommend this to everyone. Movie connoisseurs will appreciate this as a fantastic piece of art. If you are looking for a fun movie to watch, skip this movie. However, if you want to see a very unique movie, with a touch of realism and the dark side of love then check this out. Hope this is Helpful!

Jane Street

Lots of nudity and sex is all this cheesy B-movie had to offer. The acting was not the worst I've seen in this in this genre but a far cry from great. 'Jane Street' made a week attempt at a creepiness / thriller element. It was an interesting attempt. This is the type of Adult movie you would see on late night Cinemax or Showtime. Seriously though, why would you rent this movie besides the T&A and the sex. If you are looking for more than that in a movie then don't rent this one. If you are looking for a hot-n-steamy B-movie that is what you have here. Hope this is Helpful!

Full Metal Jacket

This is really two movies in one. One of them is good and one is terrible. The first 45 minutes are very interesting. There is a great story and good characters. The acting is authentic and believable. The beginning is great; the insults by the drill sergeant are quite amusing. Then the story picks up and you begin to care about the characters. You really come to like Leonard (Pyle) and hope he can make it. As he starts to evolve you are elated until you start to question his mental state. The good part of the movie ends with a huge surprise. Then you should shut it off. The setting moves to Vietnam and it is a very poor, boring and disconjoined war movie. The various side plots do not come together smoothly. The story becomes cumbersome and disturbing. Eventually it picks up the pace but still it has lost the depth of the characters you loved in the beginning. Just when you thought the movie was going to come together is gets even worse and more disturbing. The ending is terribly disappointing, awful. The real deal is that if you are going to watch this movie, watch up to chapter 15, exactly 45 mins and 22 seconds, then shut it off and you will be pleased. I�d give that part 4*. If you leave the movie on for the remaining 1 hour 11 mins, you will feel like you have been robbed of that time. That part of the movie is 1*. You decide if you want to rent a 45 min movie. If not, skip �Full Metal Jacket.� Hope this is helpful.

Finding Forrester

GREAT drama. Fantastic acting! Sean Connery is amazing in this role a mentor and a recluse. I was not familiar with this talented young actor Rob Brown, and he was truly excellent. 'Finding Forrester' has a great script. The story is brilliant and emotional. It is completely character driven and the character depth is very developed. This does make the pace of the movie feel very slow. If you tend to get bored with slow dramas, you may find yourself bored here, so take this as a helpful caution and skip this one. However if you appreciate great character development in a quality drama then I would recommend you check out this movie. Hope this is helpful.

Friday Night Lights

This is a typical, no surprises football movie. It starts out very slow and every turn is completely predictable. Billy Bob Thornton is a talented actor and is terrifically authentic in this role. 'Friday Night Lights' is not a poorly made movie but there is nothing special there either. Most of the acting is decent but where the story tries to be touching it misses the mark a bit because the character development is week. You really don't come to care about anyone except the coach who was not the center of the game. The themes that are supposed to be emotional are things you seen in other sports movies. This is not a bad movie it is simply a cut and paste out of many other sports movies. If you are a fan of stereotypical sports movies and you want to watch a football movie you may like this one. If you are looking for more than a sports movie, you may be disappointed. Some suggestions instead would be: "Any Given Sunday", "Varsity Blues", "Radio" or "Rudy". Hope this is helpful.

Cabin Fever

This is a teen bop horror. It is decent for it's style. It is the teen version of Evil Dead and Resident Evil meet Dreamcatcher. Of course it is not quite up to that caliber but that is what 'Cabin Fever' is reaching toward. This is a monster / slasher flick where the bad guy is a disease. The acting is mediocre; grade: (C). The script and the story might get a (B) grade. Whereas the blood and startle elements of the movie would get an (A). This adds up to a decent 4* movie. Nothing fantastic but certainly worth watching if you like the teenage horror flick genre. Hope this is helpful.

Spectre

This is not a bad horror movie, but I missed it along with most of the people I know. If you liked 'Poltergeist' then check this out. 'Spectre' is not quite as good but that is the idea. This is not the best movie ever. It has a few cheesy shots and minor plot discrepancies but, all in all, it is a good movie. Alexandra Paul, is very creepy! The decapitations look very fake but I was able to forgive that because the acting was great. Basically, if you are picky about the realism of your horror movie, do not rent this one you'll be disappointed. If you want to see some excellent acting and a moderately scary movie that most people missed; then check this out. Hope this is helpful.

The Rage: Carrie 2

23 years later: comes 'The Rage: Carrie 2' a (so called) sequel. This movie is entertaining and worth watching if you liked the original. It is not nearly as intense, as evil or as terrifying as the first. The 'Carrie' of 1976 is a true Horror classic in a very different league than 'The Rage.' The original is up there with movies like �The Exorcist�, which this movie comes nowhere near. 'The Rage' is more a teen bop movie like 'Scream' and is a decent movie in it's own right; as long as you are not comparing it to THE GREATS. If you are a horror genre fan then give this a shot; just know it is fun not terrifying. If that is not good enough for you then skip this one. Hope this is helpful.

House of Flying Daggers

FANTASTIC movie! This is a very visual movie. Excellent fight scenes, beautiful dancing, and magnificent colors are just pieces of what makes �House of Flying Daggers� a great movie. Ultimately this is an eastern world tragic love story. Have no fear; it is not lacking in great martial arts and choreography even though it is a story about people, their fate and their emotions. Those of you who liked �Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon� and especially �Hero� (with Jet Li) will definitely like this movie. Even if you are a fan of the older classics like �Iron Monkey� (with Donnie Yen) and �Once Upon a Time in China� you will recognize some classic themes appreciate a modern way of filming them. It is truly amazing to see classic martial arts themes and concepts coupled with modern CGI capabilities to make unique cinematography that was not possible 10 or 15 years ago. If you are a fan of the movies mentioned above, you should check this out. If you have never seen a modern martial arts movie and you want to try something new, this is a good one to see. It is not an American movie so do not expect American rules to apply to the special effects and stunts. You never know, you might just like it. If nothing else, there is a touching story, beautiful scenery and not a lot of gore. ENJOY. Hope this is helpful.

Highwaymen

This is simply a good movie. �Highwaymen� is entertaining and enjoyable. Certain moments will move you to the edge of your seat. It is not the best movie ever, by any means but it is fun to watch. The acting is pretty good. The story is not entirely believable but it makes up of for its shortcomings with cool visual shots. Awesome cars, high speeds and fantastic crashes coupled with some mangled bodies. What else can I say? It is straight foreword and predicable; so don't expect a life changing film. If this sounds like something you would enjoy, check it out and you will probably be pleased. Hope this is helpful.

Trapped

This is a straight up thriller. 'Trapped' is refreshingly surprising. It is nice to find a movie that is not completely predictable. The story is not a 100% original but provides new twists on basic thriller concepts. This movie is like 'Panic Room' meets 'Man On Fire' with a smaller budget. Most of the acting is good. Dakota Fanning is a fantastic young actress. I would not have envisioned Kevin Bacon in this type of role but he plays it well. Charlize Theron is acceptable. Courtney Love is an interesting choice. All in all it is a decent movie with decent actors. It not the best thriller ever but it is worth the time. Hope this is helpful.

Sex Is Comedy

This film is not what you'd expect. It is not a sexy movie, in that there is very little sex; nor is there much hilarious comedy that makes you laugh. More the comedy is amusement at the amount of difficulty that goes in to a �sex scene. 'Sex Is Comedy' is more a drama (go figure). It is in French so if you don't speak the language it is a lot of reading the subtitles. If that turns you off to it, you know now and I saved you 92 minutes. This is a movie about making a movie that has one intimate scene at the end of it. It is an interesting idea but a somewhat clumsy script. The entire movie is a slow tease. You are being lead to wonder will these two actors do the scene and will they be able to do it well. It is a tedious arduous process to get through. Maybe that is the point. To show you what this director (the one in the movie) was going through. If you do not speak French or if you do not have a lot of patience with very slow movies then I do not recommend this movie for you. If you are learning French and you simply need a lot of dialoged to hear in French as practice OR if you want to be a film director then check this out. Hope this is helpful.

The Kiss

Personally was a bit bored, but I think there are people who might like this movie. It is the epitome of "chick flick," with the love story, beaches and all types of sweet boring stuff, I mean "lovely stuff." For all of you that are thinking "YAAAWN" you should avoid it. For those of you who are thinking "AAAAWWW" you should check it out. There is some good and some mediocre acting. Eliza Dushku, is a great actress. Terence Stamp played Philip Naudet a character that reminds me of Sean Connery's character in Finding Forrester (but this movie is not as good). Francoise Surel has some pretty cheesy acting moment but isn't terrible the whole way through. So if this is your type of movie check it out. For me I watched it because I like Eliza Dushku, and she was the only thing not disappointing about the movie. Hope this is Helpful!

Best Men

This is a decent movie. Nothing in 'Best Men' is fantastic but it is not bad. The story is unique and the characters are very interesting. The parallels to Hamlet and the script are quite clever. This is not the type of movie you need to go out of your way to see but if you run across 'Best Men', it is entertaining. I watched it on cable. Unless you watch a lot of movies this really is not a must-see. However, if you are a big fan of one of the cast members (who were good) or if you are a huge Shakespeare fan (Hamlet in particular) then you should give this movie a shot, just expect 'entertaining' as opposed to 'spectacular' and you will be pleased. Hope this is helpful.

Batman the Animated Series: Vol. 1

If you are a Batman or comic book fan, or if you watched these episodes on TV then here is a great piece of nostalgia. DVD quality, no commercials; this is even better than watching them the first time around. Most of the people who are going to rent this are people who already know they liked it once before or who missed it the first time around. If you have no idea what a comic book is then this is not for you. For animated comic book fans, who missed this on TV, this is more true to Batman than any of the live action Batman movies. It is fantastically dark, and intelligent. I think you'll enjoy these episodes. Hope this is helpful.

Batman: The Animated Series: The Legend Begins

Fargo

'Fargo' truly is a modern classic. This movie is very unique; it doesn't fit in just one genre. This Drama contains some Comedy and some Crime-Thriller. I caution you who are easily offended there is language and blood, but it is for the purpose of story development. Nonetheless, this is not an action movie. The plot develops slowly, and is very character based. The script is remarkable. There is a reason 'Fargo' won the Academy Award: Best Writing Original Screenplay. �Fargo� is a true story that comes across as if it is being told by a great storyteller. The acting is Fantastic and very authentic. Frances McDormand is "well gee-golly" good. Steve Buscemi is perfect as the wound TOO tight, thug; and William H. Macy is very believable in his performance as the desperate car salesman. This movie is a dark drama. It is not the right choice for a light-hearted date movie. I recommend it for someone who watches a lot of movies and considers themself to be film-savvy. Hope this is helpful.

Emmanuelle

This is a very different type of movie. For those of you who know what Emmanuelle is you will be pleased it is finally on DVD. Another note to Emmanuelle FANS: the DVD is great, 'The Making Of' is very interesting, as well as some other features. For the rest of you I caution you. The market for this film in the USA is VERY small. Most people I know did not like this movie. It doesn't really fit in any genre. If you are looking for an HBO or Cinemax style B-movie skin flick you will be disappointed with the lower quantity of sex and skin and the larger quantity of dialog. At the same time the acting feels somewhat B-movie so if you are looking for today's standard of drama you may be disappointed. Remember this is a 1974 film and a foreign film. If you have seen 'Private Lessons' (1981) or 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' (1981) then you will recognize the VERY attractive Sylvia Kristel. The script of Emmanuelle is mostly like a dirty novel. That is the tone. The story is about a woman who is completely liberated and uninhibited in her sexual explorations. She is "The most beautiful woman in the world," Emmanuelle. This story is obviously more believable in 1974 than it is today. I enjoy this movie, but for most people who like drama there is too much nudity and for most people who like nudity there is too little, and too much dialog. If you are interested in trying something new give it a shot; but consider this warning before you are surprised with what you get. Hope this is Helpful!

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

GOOD movie. Great for a casual evening, it has a very light pick-me-up tone to it. 'Dickie Roberts' was not as slapstick (stupid) funny as I expected, the humor was mostly subtle and only ridiculous at a few spots; making for a very fun movie that makes you smile. The drama was MUCH better than I expected. I did not know David Spade had this type of performance in him. This is a very unique story idea that you have probably not seen in a movie before. In addition you may recognize a lot of familiar (former child star) cameos in the movie that make you say "oh yeah, I remember that guy." All in all, it's not the BEST movie ever but is a good choice and I would recommend it if you want something to not take very serious or to simply be entertained. Hope this is Helpful!

Hero

GREAT movie! The acting is fantastic. Dustin Hoffman never disappoints. He is one of the best actors in Hollywood, and is right on the money, in this role. Geena Davis and Andy Garcia deliver a very solid performance as well. The script is excellent; it is original and it is mostly believable. Basically, this movie is about the goodness in people. You can find a hero in the least likely person, as you will in Hoffman's character, con man Bernie Laplante. This is not an action movie. If you are looking for that kind of Hero movie, pass on this one. This movie is an inspirational drama with plenty of subtle humor that will make you smile. If that is the type of movie you like, you will be very pleased with 'Hero'. The end of the movie is absolutely fantastic, you will laugh. Hope this is helpful.

Hotel Rwanda

WOW! This is a very touching movie. �Hotel Rwanda� is not a light movie you want for a cozy evening at home. You will not leave this movie feeling happy and entertained; but you will feel moved. The tone of this movie could be like 'Schindler's List' meets 'Tears of the Sun.' Really though, it is not fair to compare other movies to this one because it is the true story of Paul Rusesabagina, and the incidents that happened in Rwanda in our lifetime. This is a real life hero! I suggest that you start by watching the Special Features FIRST! Watching the Special features first will not spoil the movie; it will introduce you to the real man and his story. It will make you care about the movie even more. The story is phenomenal, the acting is excellent. If you want to simply have fun, don't rent this movie. If you want to be deeply moved and impacted by the story of a real life hero then I highly recommend watching Hotel Rwanda. Hope this is helpful.

Girl

This movie is definitely a �teen chick flick.� If that is the type of movie you like this is one of the good ones, if it�s not then don�t rent this. It is not the type of movie I would usually like but surprisingly I did stick with it and enjoy most of it. Even for those of us who watch this type of movie only to be with our partner, this movie is bearable. Now a critique for those of you how like this genre. Sean Patrick did a remarkable job as a rocker. Tara Reid is always hot, weather she is blonde or brunette and punk (in this movie). If you are a Tara Reid fan, check this out to see her play a different role. Dominique Swain was decent most of the way through but pretty cheesy at a few spots. All in all, for what it is, it was pretty good; not great but good. Hope this is helpful.

The Craft

WOW. This is a very interesting movie. This is not a horrifyingly scary movie; its more along the lines of creepy but fun to watch. Do not watch this to be terrified or to see an Oscar winner. Watch this movie to see a very attractive cast doing a decent job in a very interesting script. I would compare the tone to darker version of the 'Charmed' TV show, (as a lose comparison of course). Hang in to see the cool ending (even though it is partly predicable). I would not call this a MUST see but it is a very good choice if you need a suggestion. Hope this is helpful.

A Walk on the Moon

I was expecting this to be more like 'Unfaithful.' It was not as erotic as I thought it would be. Nonetheless it was a fantastic cast. The acting was convincing and believable. The story was sweet. I found it rather slow and somewhat boring. If you appreciate the 'chick flick' kind of movie you might like the drama. The scene I liked best was the shot of Woodstock. It was not a must see for me. If you watch A LOT of movies or if you like Diane Lane and you want to see Viggo Mortensen without a shirt on, check out this movie. It not bad just slow. 3* If this review makes �A Walk on the Moon� sound boring to you, then you will probably find the movie boring as well. Hope this is helpful.

Ladder 49

I was surprised this was a touching drama and not an action flick. Nonetheless it was a fantastically touching story. Joaquin Phoenix was the best I've ever seen him. John Travolta as always delivered a very solid performance, as did the rest of the cast. The soundtrack complimented the emotion perfectly. I am a man who loves action, but I found myself able to enjoy the sentimentality of this movie. Ladder 49 is intense and fun. I highly recommend you check this out and learn a little more about firefighters. Honor our firemen! Hope this is Helpful!

Equilibrium

There are a number of fantastic, and longer reviews of this movie. I will keep this one simple, if you like sci-fi, The Matrix, The Chronicles of Riddick, and want to see some fantastic gun fight scenes, this movie is worth your time. I caution you to have patience at the beginning of the movie; it will pay off in the end. The Sci-fi Themes are brilliant, the gun fight/martial arts dazzling and the special effects very cool. Add to that, the very talented Christian Bale. It is worth watching! Hope this is Helpful!

Unspeakable

This movie is like "Silence of the Lambs" w/o Anthony Hopkins or Jodie Foster. It doesn't work the same. Dina Meyer did a fantastic job as the leading woman playing a criminal psychologist. However Dennis Hopper over acted his role as the prison warden playing it as a 'mad scientist' playing with his imprisoned rats. It should have been tongue-in-cheek but it was not; making for a cheesy feel to the movie. Pavan Grover played the evil criminal similar to Anthony Hopkins' Hannibal Lecter. Unfortunately Grover's character is not scary or brilliant instead Jessee Mowat (the criminal) had supernatural powers. The movie was not scary but relied on very very grotesque scenes to become part of the horror genre. Nonetheless, I could not turn it off till I saw the end so I gave it 3* but with reservation. If you watch a lot of movies and you need something else to see, this is not terrible. If you do not get to everything you already want to see, don't make this a priority. Hope this was helpful.

After the Sunset

After the Sunset is exactly you you'd expect it to be and nothing more. If you like the idea of a typical heist film with attractive leads who are great actors check this out. If the idea of another one of the same sounds boring to you; then you may find this boring. I enjoyed it. I like Pierce Brosnan, he is good at playing 'that' character he plays. That is who he is in this role. Salma Hayek is a very attractive talented actress. If you want to see them in predictable eye pleasing movie check it out. If you want something special unpredictable and unique then you may be disappointed. Hope this is helpful.

Todd McFarlane's Spawn

If you are a Spawn fan this is a must see. If you do not know what Spawn is this is probably not for you. This is not a mass-market film. It is very dark; full of sex, and violence. However, if you are a fan of dark comic books, (like venom, or punisher) you may want to check this out. Other reviewers are right on when they said it is very close in tone to the original comic. If you are curious about Spawn rent this, DO NOT rent the live action movie, which was truly a butchering, compared to this. The feel of this movie is not a cartoon; it is more like Anime. Hope this is helpful.

The Job

If you are a fan of Daryl Hannah You may appreciate her sincere acting in this mediocre movie. I'd give the movie a 2.5 rating. The flash back scenes were interesting even though they severely interrupted the flow of the movie. The story was ok but a few of the issues related to her attempted abortion were quite disturbing. If you want to see a relly good female assassin movie, check out: Point of No Return (1993) with Bridget Fonda. That is a movie worth watching. Hope this is helpful.

The Fan

This movie is absolutely fantastic! Excellent cast!! Robert De Niro, Wesley Snipes, John Leguizamo, and more. It is a good script. The sound and editing are top notch, really pulling you in to the emotional moments. The sound track is phenomenal! Truth is, what really made this movie SO terrific is Robert De Niro. He is so believable and sincere that you must fall in love with the man and the team He loves. I am not a baseball fan. This movie is really not about baseball. It is about a man who believes so strongly in his team that he will do ANYTHING to help; to the point that it gets creepy. His obsession goes further than you�d even imagine, after being disappointed by his hero. The end is a real nail-biter so stay with it. I highly recommend renting it. Hope this is helpful.

Reindeer Games

There are a number of negative reviews of this movie; however I really enjoyed the very things that others did not like. If you are looking for a mainstream love story movie where the good guy gets the girl this is NOT it. Some people complained that the characters are not likeable; well, they are criminals. That is what the story is about. Someone else said it is confusing, another complained about the complexity of the conclusion. I loved the fact that the ending was TRULY a surprise! Very few movies have a completely unique script and an unpredictable ending. This was a pleasant surprise. There was a cool gunfight that caused someone to complain of violence. If you like the idea of a surprisingly unique crime drama staring Ben Affleck that contains a number of interesting twists, rent this movie. If you are looking for a traditional mainstream love story, this is not it. Hope this is Helpful!

The Shawshank Redemption: Special Edition

This movie is a bit slow, but it is a GREAT script. The acting is excellent. There is a reason it won many awards. Tim Robbins is FANTASTIC. Morgan Freeman delivers this role with his usual excellence. What really made this movie a gem though, is the brilliant writing. With lines like: "You know the funny thing is; On the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook." And: "I guess it comes down to a simple choice really, get busy livin or get busy dying." Great lines perfectly delivered leave a lasting impression. This movie should leave you feeling pleased you took the time to watch it even though many things will disturb you even upset you. Just be prepared it does move a bit slow and takes some patience here and there. Hope this is Helpful!

Wonder Woman: Season 1

Rent this if you are a die-hard Wonder Woman fan. If you saw the TV show when it aired and want a taste of nostalgia, finally its on DVD. If you are not a fan of; or even familiar with the super heroine comic book or TV show then I suggest you don't rent this. Remember it is from 1976 and it is low budget. By today's standards you will not be impressed. It is campy and dated; and yet for some of us overcome by nostalgia, all is forgiven and this refreshing series is a blast from the past. I had fun re-visiting it. Hope this is Helpful!

Bad Company

I'd rate this 2.5* I am a Laurence Fishburne fan. He is very cool, and delivers a strong performance playing this role. However the rest of the movie is pretty terrible. The concept of the plot is interesting but the delivery does not work. It is slow tedious, and outright boring. The editing felt rough and awkward. It leaves no impression on you when the movie is over. There is nothing special in this movie, except, Laurence Fishburne. Unless you are a big Fishburne fan do not rent this movie. Hope this is Helpful!

High Fidelity

This is a great movie. John Cusack is fantastic. Jack Black is hilarious! The music is excellent. If you've never seen this movie check it out. If its been a while, watch it again you'll still be pleased the second time. Cusack has this type of character mastered; and he is brilliant in this role. High Fidelity is highly reccomended, worth watching. Check it out if you haven't seen it and if it was years ago, you may still want to ADD for a re-visit! Hope this is Helpful!

The School of Rock

This is Jack Black at his BEST! The appreciation he truly has for music comes through in this role. The movie is very fun! The kids are GREAT. This movie appeals to ALL ages and has practically universal appeal! Your parents and your kids can enjoy this movie. You will appreciate this movie on multiple levels; one is for the fan of music and rock and roll. Second is a inspiring (though completely unbelievable) drama. Finally it is simply funny and over the top with crazy silly songs and situations that are fun to observe. Hope this is Helpful!

Loser

This movie is a disappointment. I am a fan of Jason Biggs. The acting is very strong and the movie is well made; the story however is very old and dull. It is the same story you have heard a million times. Two guys one girl; one is poor, goofy and noble/good. The other guy is rich and powerful greedy/evil. There is no spoiling a movie that gives itself away. There is nothing unique or special about this very predicable teenybopper movie. It is not a bad movie just nothing really good either. If you don't watch a lot of movies (including the 'ho-hum') you will neer decide if this mediocre one is really worth taking the time to see. Hope this is Helpful!